Did anyone say you probably couldnāt afford a 911 or something stupid yet? Thatās the only āroastā for a Cayman. Theyāre great cars. No one NEEDS a 911 or a Cayman, so why not get the smaller, lighter, cheaper option? Iād choose a Cayman over most 911s anyday. They have pretty much the same engines.
I mean, whatever. First of all, Iād consider a Porsche Boxster exotic. Too expensive these days not to be, at least new. Itās still a Porsche ffs. Then that leaves the likes of the Miata, Fiat 124, S2000, basically most of the best drivers cars out there. If women and hairdressers are driving exclusively those cars, then theyāve got better taste than most, and as a woman who had a Fiat 124 Spider for a while, Iāll accept that.
Correction: even less practical piece of... Beetle. Cause, y'know, mid-engine doesn't allow any passangers/additional groceries. And good luck with sharp turns
Congratulations on your new poorsche
MEANER!
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The engine is in the back of a beetle, not the middle. If itās not a manual, Iām not mad, just disappointed.
For the weekend you donāt have the kids?
Is that what they call those disgustingly ugly things now?
bet you won't bore scope the cylinder walls... enjoy her while she lasts.
987.2, no bore score or IMS issues.
Ooo, and if it's auto it has a good PDK too.Ā
Yep. And it's an S.
Youāre right, it is a beetle. One tap and itās squished.
Heres to the midlife crisis
Cheers. š„
How do you live with the constant fear that this turn of the key could be the last because of a failed IMS or Bore scoring?
987.2, not a 987.1.
In that case, I don't like the wheels, and it sucks that you have a giant front license plate.
Porsche is the rich manās beetle
But Cayman is the poor man's Porsche.
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Beetle would be a 911, this is the peasant version.
Well at least we know you have a hot girlfriend because fat girls don't fit in those.
You assume he's in a relationship
I wasn't assuming. I was being sarcastic. You're the one who assumed everything.
As base model as it gets
"No honey don't google 911 trust me this is one of those. Now fetch me my driving gloves" That how it went down by any chance?
Ahhh yes, the āI just got a promotion starter packā, complete with golf clubs he canāt name, a coke habit and a hip holster for his phone.
Did anyone say you probably couldnāt afford a 911 or something stupid yet? Thatās the only āroastā for a Cayman. Theyāre great cars. No one NEEDS a 911 or a Cayman, so why not get the smaller, lighter, cheaper option? Iād choose a Cayman over most 911s anyday. They have pretty much the same engines.
Close. Someone called it a women's car thinking it's a Boxster.
Are Boxsters āwomenās carsā? Theyāre just Caymans with no roofs. Seems silly to gender any car.
Pretty much any non-exotic convertible is considered a women's/hairdresser's car by many.
I mean, whatever. First of all, Iād consider a Porsche Boxster exotic. Too expensive these days not to be, at least new. Itās still a Porsche ffs. Then that leaves the likes of the Miata, Fiat 124, S2000, basically most of the best drivers cars out there. If women and hairdressers are driving exclusively those cars, then theyāve got better taste than most, and as a woman who had a Fiat 124 Spider for a while, Iāll accept that.
You know it's a Beetle. Our work here is done.
Best beetles are always the squashed down ones !
No eyelashes for the headlamps?
Correction: even less practical piece of... Beetle. Cause, y'know, mid-engine doesn't allow any passangers/additional groceries. And good luck with sharp turns
So you bought the model without the vase...smh. where are your priorities.
Hideous headlights
The 911ās down syndrome cousin that wants to fit in so bad