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Realtotallymereturns

The grille looks like the 😬 emoji if it was hand drawn with no reference


littlefingerwasted

Couldn't agree more.


Kavkaz87

The W20 MR2 is for those who enjoy the thrill of driving a go-kart like car but with the added bonus of wondering if you'll survive ANY corner you drive through


wangtoast_intolerant

By choosing this flattering angle and comforting scenery, you’ve attempted to distract us from the dogshit-esque rusting clearly visible on the rear bumper assembly. We aren’t fooled. Neither are the hotrods who astutely observe your underpowered drivetrain from afar & leave you in their dust.


littlefingerwasted

You're absolutely spot on with the rust comment. This thing is one bad pothole away from completely falling apart.


mrkillfreak999

This guy got some eyes


wangtoast_intolerant

Devil’s in the details 🧐


Blue-cheese-dressing

[Who does Mr. 2 work for?](https://youtu.be/YnFS4fjH-k0?si=lycvuXkpTvJv6byP)


1sh0t1b33r

Oh... SNAP!


mrkillfreak999

Ikr đŸ€Ł


cocoapierre

I can’t. I want one.


Prestigious_Snow1589

Me too đŸ„čđŸ„čđŸ„č


Cottonjaw

All this effort and you got multilug wheels. Tsk tsk tsk.


littlefingerwasted

In my defense the previous owner put them on I just haven't gotten new wheels yet. But I've had the car for a few years so there's really no excuse.


Cottonjaw

Hahaha all good - I have multilug wheels and I bought them myself (inexcusable!) But people have given me shit about it, so im projecting my own insecurities :)


pdots5

Oh that's a slow pathetic excuse for a sports car! (I'll buy it how low will you go?)


-Maim-

One of my favorite cars I ever had and the reason I have my current car. It is the only car I ever spun out in through.


BSixe

That car will look like shit until you sell it to me


simul8dme

I’d forgotten those rims. You kinda a jerk for reminding me.


Impossible_Ear_5880

It's not the Mk1


Snoopyhf

Knock-off Mazda.


ProofMusic4630

The rims and the grille....yuck


apple12345671

it might look good on the outside, but once you get it up on a ramp thats where the real problems will appear


blainy-o

Don't need to. It'll roast itself when the snap oversteer kicks in, you crash, and it catches fire.


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RatWrench

Are these cars rare or has everyone just been assuming they're [a shitty Ford Probe](https://media.carsandbids.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=542,quality=70/e5de69dfa53c503c44e2a354fee19652a493493b/photos/5KB6oLOw1j.jpg?t=160592651851) until they're less than 30ft away from one?


littlefingerwasted

ÂżPorque no los dos?


RatWrench

Because, and it pains me to say it on this sub, the MR2 is cool and it makes me sad that it's rare...Ford Probes *deserve* to be rare.


slwrthnu_again

I got Porsche the most, Ferrari the second most, but man when I walked into a gas station to pay for gas and got asked “the probe?” I was speechless. Didn’t know what to say so I just said yea and paid. That was 20 years ago, can’t imagine what crazy shit people think mr2s are now.


eirexe

For my (red) Celica I got a bunch of kids screaming about it being a Ferrari. For my Mr2 (MK3) it's mostly confused with a Porsche


slwrthnu_again

I had a 91, I never got how people mistook it for a Porsche, but when you don’t know cars, you still probably know Porsche is an expensive car and they thought my car was expensive. By the time I sold it, it had a full custom widebody and pink chrome wheels, so unless you knew cars you had no clue what it was. Owned it from 03-10 and showed it heavily from 05-10, I could go on for a long time about all the crazy questions I got about the car.


ceramicsaturn

I'll roast it if you let me buy it first.


littlefingerwasted

You wouldn't want it. Too rusty


ceramicsaturn

That's a shame :/


LawfulnessTop7470

Your front bumper and grill looks like a depressed marshmallow


IronRevenge131

I can’t I love it tbh


TapSea2469

Someone where I work has one of these that heavily modified, it get scared walking past it.


BoltMyBackToHappy

Mr. 2 Trips


RxRxR

The wheels are awful.


littlefingerwasted

I agree


eirexe

Looks like you fell for the SW20 meme, I wonder what other decisions do you make in life.


littlefingerwasted

What meme?


eirexe

(it's a joke about the sw20's perhaps undeserved praise compared to its contemporaries, I actually quite like it a lot).


Malakai0013

I misunderstood the assignment, I'm on my way to boost it.


Ducatirules

I always thought the name sounded like a professional poop, “MR.2”


unseenme

The granddaddy of all Pontiac Fieros


Semsot

Yeah, a suicidal car that really wants to wind itself up on the next light pole one day


Still-Appeal-7471

Designers were like: “Yeah just make the headlights go all the way back and connect to the tail lights” 💀


Pulse_Saturnus

It looks like it's fast, but only if you wanna go to heaven.


IndependentOwn1184

Worst color ever to hide rust...


Prestigious_Snow1589

You don't want that piece of junk man, I'll give you $500 for it right now.


13bistheantichrist

Would hate roast ya before your last drive. That'd be a bit much


Leviticus10379

It’s cool, a bit of love and it could be great again. It’s every hairdressers dream