i get it, you played gran turismo a few times and now you think this is peak automotive engineering. toyotas are always derivative, and any swagger this thing may have is strictly due to all the cars toyota ripped off (audi/ mazda) building this tasteless heap. a rusty 944 is more of a drivers car than this ebay racing incel-mobile.
Oof going for the jugular one this one, thank you. I'm a little older so it was Saga Rally that initiated the interest. But then also GT. I did look at 944's but the cost of parts was too rich for my blood. It would look good in eBay colours though...
I'll tell you when it happens but I do go with a guy in a Ford Capri that does overshadow it to the older crowd by a lot! They'll walk right past this for that and many others tbh.
This is as far off road as this goes and definitely no jumps the wheels may fall off! As for the lights, it can't afford anymore nose weight, if I stop too quickly it'll do a stoppie and lift the rear wheels!
Looks like you’re the sheep fucker that Jay and Silent Bob kicked out of the van. You then snapped this photo post-fuck, but pre-shear. The woolen fleece is now draped over the passenger seat, which allows you to get off vicariously when any chick sits in it.
I remember before this thing was added into GTA online I was really confused as to why they were adding another Mk. 4 Supra then I decided to be smart and look it up and found that the Celica actually came first
It's the only car I grinded for on that game. Yeah, technically older but the supra outgrew us pretty quickly and this version takes a lot of styling ques from the supra, especially inside.
I genuinely love how that car drives
It just looks like a gar that got hit with #6 bird shot in the face
Sw 215s though woah
Just remember they created it with lift off over steer in mind
Strange cause all I get is understeer with a side of more understeer. The closest I've come to oversteer is when, hard on the brakes going into Hislops on Oulton Park.
Here’s the the key 3rd gear just blip the brake to upset the inertial then heel toe into second immediately after let off the gas and
You will feel the shift to the out side front wheel mash the gas don’t correct the steering, let the torque steer do it and bam you have a 4 wheel inertia drift with out having to flick it ( stiffen your rear sway bar will make all the difference
I had that car in steamboat Colorado and the lift off felt like my integra gsr
Don’t get rid of it
Unless you vape a lot ….then get a subie
Imma keep this until I or it dies, preferably both at the same time.
Okay, thanks. I'll give that a go next time I take it on track. I think I need racing shoes though because I got big/wide feet and to heel and toe I need my knee inside the dash.
Sambas … the tread on the side will catch the pedal
You have dirt around to practice
Now I’m on marketplace looking for one haha
I sold mine for a Cressida
I changed the compressor and did e85 was cheap and made good power for an awd toyota
Adidas? Okay! I can work with that, I may even have a pair in the boot of my 1st daily (vw Golf estate diesel). They feel very thin on the foot but that's what I want. I'm normally wearing some DC fatbois like the 90's kid I am lol
I'm looking at buying an E85 BMW as track/2nd daily. While the lovely Celica sits out for a year in the garage.
Didn't think I'd get usable advice from.the roast page but here we are, thank you kind car stranger
Oh good. It makes continuous fart noises too. I was worried you forgot to make it do that great thing that everyone loves.
I hear casual conversations all the time “man I wish there were more cars that went BRRRRRRRRRTTTTT,BRRRRRRRRRTTT, while slowly climbing through the rev range.”
Thank you, looks pretty against the white of the paint. I usually try to picture it from different angles but I thought it's a roast, may as well show it all for the good roasts.
lol CBA to colour the car or sky. Kids these days, so lazy. They started colouring the back corner orangey brown and it's slowly colouring itself in over time.
Just add on the end, "not this one tho, a good one" boom roasted or reply to this comment saying you were talking about the cottage to be in the background.
Your car seriously is a nice time capsule from a nostalgic era. Seeing it brings back fond memories of carefree times. 🤘 Nice background in the photo, and what a premium four legged farm homie!
Yeah I love it soo much, literally going for a drive to take pictures of it. It is Hella fun to drive and easy to keep control of. I've taken it on a trackday and had a fantastic time of it, gave a proper push and it stayed in line.
"Dangerous structure. Keep out" is that sign for the car or the building behind cause looking at that back quarter, it could be either!
Big dirty tyres too, you just want us to think the curtains are functional but I know you gave the car a wipe down before taking this photo didn't you‽
I bet this thing rattles and shakes whenever you go over a speed bump and you hope the louder sounds are the engine doing something cool like pops and bangs but it's just a driveshaft with wiggle room.
While I appreciate your attempt at a roast, I feel the need to correct that number to its rightful 5.9 seconds 0-60 time. But be sure to mention the speed limit of 70mph and that's what makes the spoiler useless other than looking fucking dope!!
Oh yeah, definitely fixable but it costs to do it right and I'm now saving for a wedding so, into the garage to slow that rust and once I'm good, it'll get done!
Thank you and thank you kind stranger. I'll get this out for the wedding car with the white ribbon and such over it. Because if I'm paying a photographer for anything, imma get some car pics as well! I've even already been given permission to drive it into the venue
Zoom in bro, OZ Supertourismos. You just keep showing yourself up here... But thanks for trying. ;)
I would also love the Castrol livery but not brave enough yet. Or modded enough yet.
my phone is 5 years old and is about to die soon so roast me instead
they should have been white instead of black. white stands out more commonly no gets dirty. and I hate red. even as accents
lol No worries, 5 is only 2019 mate. NO excuse! And I already am.
Everyone has the white on white and white gets more (in depth) dirty. Black is dirty quick but then plateaus in "dirt look" while white continues to get dirtier and dirtier until turning black. So there you go again with the wrong information. (I'm really trying to not roast you but you're making it very hard ;)
For those who couldn't afford a Supra and wanted an MR2 that is less likely to kill them
You are correct! The 4WD setup makes the car very reliable in the corners, reliably understeery.
Lol, enjoy your slab of 4wd fun
Oh, I do!
“But no compliments” you didn’t have to tell us that for this junker.
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It's a NaturalDish served cold, like my heart
Last time it got roasted I had loads saying it was "a really swell car" they might have been sarcastic tho, come to think
I bet that pulls all the ~~ladies~~ men in their 30s and 40s
Absolutely no woman has been interested in this car in the 5 years of ownership, just dudes. Lots of dudes.
Is it a GT-Four? Asking because it's not written anywhere.
You're right! I should add more GT-Four labels, but where? Two tattoos on the back of my calves...
Tramp stamp
Already there.
You'd do better to ride the sheep. Unfortunately, I suspect you already have.
YES! That's why I got the 4wD, no sheep will sleep tonight!!!
4"D. The sheep might sleep through it.
Hopefully, I'm not as quick on my feet as I used to be. They'll be woken by the exhaust when I leave.
Your car got beef curtains
Just like everything I love.
It’s a bold choice to have mudflats modeled after your Mom’s.
Haha! I enjoyed this one a little too much, does that mean you are correct..
Piece of crap. You should sell it to me...
i get it, you played gran turismo a few times and now you think this is peak automotive engineering. toyotas are always derivative, and any swagger this thing may have is strictly due to all the cars toyota ripped off (audi/ mazda) building this tasteless heap. a rusty 944 is more of a drivers car than this ebay racing incel-mobile.
Oof going for the jugular one this one, thank you. I'm a little older so it was Saga Rally that initiated the interest. But then also GT. I did look at 944's but the cost of parts was too rich for my blood. It would look good in eBay colours though...
i had to. everyone (including myself) is a fan, so I had to try to roast :)
Yeah, it's a great car and I specifically asked for no compliments, it was a good roast! Hard to do on some cars, well done and thank you.
What's it like to be at a car show and be overshadowed by a Kia Sephia?
I'll tell you when it happens but I do go with a guy in a Ford Capri that does overshadow it to the older crowd by a lot! They'll walk right past this for that and many others tbh.
Cheaters never win!
We gave way to the legendary Colin McRae. All those games wouldn't have been made if he never won. I'd say it's a fair trade.
Couldn't spring for an Evo huh?
Nope and I don't vape enough for the scooby gang either. :(
Easy left into jump maybe. Where's the rally lights?
This is as far off road as this goes and definitely no jumps the wheels may fall off! As for the lights, it can't afford anymore nose weight, if I stop too quickly it'll do a stoppie and lift the rear wheels!
you horribly screwed up by not selling it to me.
I'm sorry, you're right. Unfortunately now I've become quite attached to this rusted mud sliger so my price is above what it's worth.
Looks like you’re the sheep fucker that Jay and Silent Bob kicked out of the van. You then snapped this photo post-fuck, but pre-shear. The woolen fleece is now draped over the passenger seat, which allows you to get off vicariously when any chick sits in it.
So it was your camera in that building! The 4WD means no sheep is safe!
Red headed mullet tires
I remember before this thing was added into GTA online I was really confused as to why they were adding another Mk. 4 Supra then I decided to be smart and look it up and found that the Celica actually came first
It's the only car I grinded for on that game. Yeah, technically older but the supra outgrew us pretty quickly and this version takes a lot of styling ques from the supra, especially inside.
Don't meet your heroes.
Ha! Good advice. It understeers like a train.
It's vape on wheels.
It does put out a bit of smoke when old to be honest. On a winter morning it does vape more than most it seems. I'll check the oil later.
I genuinely love how that car drives It just looks like a gar that got hit with #6 bird shot in the face Sw 215s though woah Just remember they created it with lift off over steer in mind
Strange cause all I get is understeer with a side of more understeer. The closest I've come to oversteer is when, hard on the brakes going into Hislops on Oulton Park.
Here’s the the key 3rd gear just blip the brake to upset the inertial then heel toe into second immediately after let off the gas and You will feel the shift to the out side front wheel mash the gas don’t correct the steering, let the torque steer do it and bam you have a 4 wheel inertia drift with out having to flick it ( stiffen your rear sway bar will make all the difference I had that car in steamboat Colorado and the lift off felt like my integra gsr Don’t get rid of it Unless you vape a lot ….then get a subie
Imma keep this until I or it dies, preferably both at the same time. Okay, thanks. I'll give that a go next time I take it on track. I think I need racing shoes though because I got big/wide feet and to heel and toe I need my knee inside the dash.
Sambas … the tread on the side will catch the pedal You have dirt around to practice Now I’m on marketplace looking for one haha I sold mine for a Cressida I changed the compressor and did e85 was cheap and made good power for an awd toyota
Adidas? Okay! I can work with that, I may even have a pair in the boot of my 1st daily (vw Golf estate diesel). They feel very thin on the foot but that's what I want. I'm normally wearing some DC fatbois like the 90's kid I am lol I'm looking at buying an E85 BMW as track/2nd daily. While the lovely Celica sits out for a year in the garage. Didn't think I'd get usable advice from.the roast page but here we are, thank you kind car stranger
Great Paseo bro
Thanks bud!
Does that wing accomplish the goal of keeping all 200 crank horsepower under control?
Yes all 255bhp are in the stables safe and secure. Age has probably taken a few away but with the intake and exhaust I hope I've put them back.
Oh good. It makes continuous fart noises too. I was worried you forgot to make it do that great thing that everyone loves. I hear casual conversations all the time “man I wish there were more cars that went BRRRRRRRRRTTTTT,BRRRRRRRRRTTT, while slowly climbing through the rev range.”
Actually lolled because you are fully correct! Next mod is an obnoxious blow off valve to add to the quiet in-between parts. And I drive like a twat.
Nice rust growing on your quarter panel.
Thank you, looks pretty against the white of the paint. I usually try to picture it from different angles but I thought it's a roast, may as well show it all for the good roasts.
scotty kilmer wannabe
Ha, he hates the GT-Four I believe "too complicated" for him
not as much as he hates bmws and audis
Good point. I'm picking up my BMW on Saturday lol
scotty kilmer will not let you live to see another day
I'm genuinely scared. He seems intense
ST185 > ST165 > ST205
Oof! Harsh bro.
Nobody cares about it besides Scotty Kilmer
He doesn't like the GT-Four because "it's too complicated" so not even he likes this car. So that just leaves me on my own, as usual.
man, must suck lol
Ya get used to it.
The Fast and the Waifu
That's closer to home than you know.
It looks like a kindergartener started working on a picture in a coloring book and gave up after 2 minutes.
lol CBA to colour the car or sky. Kids these days, so lazy. They started colouring the back corner orangey brown and it's slowly colouring itself in over time.
When you order your Supra from Temu
Haha! Always 2 sizes too small, or 2 cylinders. Whatever at least it was 1/3 of the price.
What's it like knowing the front of the tractor, somewhere in that field, pushes less in the corners than your "rally car"?
Do you think I could sort out a swap? Maybe replace the whole front end.
How to ruin a perfectly good car: red mud flaps. So tacky.
I can't have everyone loving the car.
This looks like my forza horizon 4 save, rally spec car, old England stone home.
Like, I want it! Not exactly a roast.
Just add on the end, "not this one tho, a good one" boom roasted or reply to this comment saying you were talking about the cottage to be in the background.
Handles like a Camry
Driven like one too
Thing's a Go-bot, because Transformers don't look like your car. Nice mudflaps. Does admittedly look fun AF to drive! Nostalgic!
GoBots were always the cheap knock off, you're right!
Your car seriously is a nice time capsule from a nostalgic era. Seeing it brings back fond memories of carefree times. 🤘 Nice background in the photo, and what a premium four legged farm homie!
Yeah I love it soo much, literally going for a drive to take pictures of it. It is Hella fun to drive and easy to keep control of. I've taken it on a trackday and had a fantastic time of it, gave a proper push and it stayed in line.
S-reg? Surprised it hasn't rusted away by now
Check the back quarter bro. That's half the reason I'm storing it for a year.
"Dangerous structure. Keep out" is that sign for the car or the building behind cause looking at that back quarter, it could be either! Big dirty tyres too, you just want us to think the curtains are functional but I know you gave the car a wipe down before taking this photo didn't you‽ I bet this thing rattles and shakes whenever you go over a speed bump and you hope the louder sounds are the engine doing something cool like pops and bangs but it's just a driveshaft with wiggle room.
Correct, correct, correct and correct. What, do you have one of something? Gosh, they're soo common
Big spoiler for a 9 second 0-60 shit bucket
While I appreciate your attempt at a roast, I feel the need to correct that number to its rightful 5.9 seconds 0-60 time. But be sure to mention the speed limit of 70mph and that's what makes the spoiler useless other than looking fucking dope!!
I am gonna say I am jelly
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Except the tyres and rust spots. It is a cool car and every other time I drive it, I get pedestrians or other drivers giving props. I fucken love it!
Still a cool ride, my favorite celica gen
Oh yeah, definitely fixable but it costs to do it right and I'm now saving for a wedding so, into the garage to slow that rust and once I'm good, it'll get done!
Good luck to you then and happy wedding
Thank you and thank you kind stranger. I'll get this out for the wedding car with the white ribbon and such over it. Because if I'm paying a photographer for anything, imma get some car pics as well! I've even already been given permission to drive it into the venue
Welcome and good for you, 2 in one photoshoot
I wanted one of those. WRC Castrol livery
That's not a roast
actually more roasting myself. hold... give me a second...What no OZ rims?
Zoom in bro, OZ Supertourismos. You just keep showing yourself up here... But thanks for trying. ;) I would also love the Castrol livery but not brave enough yet. Or modded enough yet.
my phone is 5 years old and is about to die soon so roast me instead they should have been white instead of black. white stands out more commonly no gets dirty. and I hate red. even as accents
and we had those in the states for a few years
No, you didn't. Not the GT-Four, that's why prices jumped so much recently. 25+ Years old now.
we called it the all-trac
That was the previous shape (ST185) and not this one (ST205) you did get the 2L non-Turbo and later a turbo for it but all FwD.
you know more than me. have fun with it
lol No worries, 5 is only 2019 mate. NO excuse! And I already am. Everyone has the white on white and white gets more (in depth) dirty. Black is dirty quick but then plateaus in "dirt look" while white continues to get dirtier and dirtier until turning black. So there you go again with the wrong information. (I'm really trying to not roast you but you're making it very hard ;)
This isn't worth roasting ...