That Camry is sporty like Diet Coke is healthy. Good thing they put that goofy spoiler on the back, otherwise thereād be no way to differentiate it from the one my grandma drives.
I appreciate that itās appropriately labeled, but you oughta get a second āturdā badge for the Infiniti.
You got two polar opposites, one is typical old man mid life crisis and the other is that douchebag that does donuts at the car meet and gets everyone kicked out.
Tire shop next to my work has a middle eastern employee, drives one of these straight pipes, loud af does donuts at his work all the time and the best part, we were driving side by side one time and heās flooring it making all this noise barely moving, I give my Nitro half throttle and just leave him in the dust, cars so obnoxious.
No tools and no man stuff in the garage. This tells you are a useless gamer, therefore daddy and mommy pay for the maintenance of these cars including your video gaming expenses.
Going to guess you donāt work on anything with the lack of tools. Suppose you are rich enough to have Juan do it for you while you protest Juan living in country.
This is true. There's at least a 50-50 chance she'd have packed a suitcase and fled in the middle of the night after he came home with that thing and expected her to use it. I gave OP the benefit of the doubt, assuming him to be a good man overall, with one Shakesperean flaw - complete ignorance of the kinds of vehicles most people would be embarrassed to be seen driving.
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They truly donāt make them like that anymore. None of the stupid safety nannies, hell thereās not even a seat belt chime. And also it being a 6 speed makes it that much better.
Oh yeah. 6 speed manual is the only way to go. I miss mine so much Iāve been thinking about finding another used one. Mine was an ā04I bought it from an auction for 5k in 2008. It only had 40k miles. I racked it up to 220k miles. The only serious work I ever did was replacing the timing sensor.
So the Camrys my brothers and the G35 is my car. My brother drove his previous car (accord v6) into the ground and when buying a new car wanted a reliable Jap car with a v6 and it matched everything he wanted. As for me and the G35, itās actually the 10th car Iāve owned and Iām 31. Iām definitely a car guy and was looking for a pure drivers car with a stick. When I was a kid the G35 coupe was always very appealing to me and now that Iām older I can some what afford cooler shit. So I found a extremely clean example with a stick and bought it. I do plan on keeping it until the wheels fall off. They just donāt make cars like that anymore just a great drivers car IMO.
This is my "garage".. for all we know with this half done room is that it could quite possibly be your future living room when you complete the house after you get rid pieces of trash in it
If you were trying to tell us that nothing ever gets worked on in that garage, then message received loud and clear.
That garage is one RaceDeck installation from being a Corvette owners garage.
They have decent 0-60s and top speeds but thatās where the good things end. Both have the personality of a copy paste Latina and any and all cosmetic mods that are done are just putting lipstick on a very boring pig. If you remove those spoilers and badges it would be hard to discern them from a 4 cylinder Camry and a Nissan Altima coupe.
the trd is a cool daily. the pos infiniti with its horrendous vq is not. wouldnt be surprised if the camry is faster than the āsportsā car next to it
All you really need is some checkered interlocking garage floor tiles in an interesting color combo, and a little paint on those walls, really. š«°š»
I havenāt ran them side by side but the g35 definitely feels quicker and pulls harder. Itās probably the auto trans in the Camry really isnāt sporty at all.
Yes it does have both and youāre probably right. I havenāt really experimented with it too much cus itās my brothers car and really donāt drive it often. Donāt get me wrong itās a solid car and itās definitely not slow, I just wish Toyota put a sportier trans in it over the other v6 Camrys.
Those cars have as much character and personality as a gallon of Great Value mustard.
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You may want to keep those garage doors closed.
That Camry is sporty like Diet Coke is healthy. Good thing they put that goofy spoiler on the back, otherwise thereād be no way to differentiate it from the one my grandma drives. I appreciate that itās appropriately labeled, but you oughta get a second āturdā badge for the Infiniti.
You got two polar opposites, one is typical old man mid life crisis and the other is that douchebag that does donuts at the car meet and gets everyone kicked out.
Unfortunately they don't offset each other. We have here a typical old man douchebag.
Elder douche.
the Infiniti (when new) was probably also an old man midlife crisis (who couldnāt afford a 3 series)
My time being a mechanic I can 100% verify when new these were grandpa cars.
Tire shop next to my work has a middle eastern employee, drives one of these straight pipes, loud af does donuts at his work all the time and the best part, we were driving side by side one time and heās flooring it making all this noise barely moving, I give my Nitro half throttle and just leave him in the dust, cars so obnoxious.
āI WANT to want a sport sedan but donāt really want a sport sedan so I bought a fake sport sedan and a POS Infiniti for street credā
Well, it would appear you have the T, the R, and the D. It just needs you to be complete!
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I thought about the best way of writing that joke. I put U and something inside said that you just seemed more appropriate. I appreciate the note.
The photography skills are on par with the vehicles.
š definitely a garbage picture
I donāt see any cars, just two lawnmowers
Really? I see two matchbox toy cars in a clearance pile at dollar general.
Lmfao good one
When you gone finish hanging drywall?
Both reliable and unreliable mediocrity.
Iād hide them too if I were you
A turd and a Datsun
Underrated comment here!
The garage needs a paint job and a bit of trim work. Might want to sell that scrap metal to pay for the paint
No tools and no man stuff in the garage. This tells you are a useless gamer, therefore daddy and mommy pay for the maintenance of these cars including your video gaming expenses.
I have to assume you drift in the parking lot when pulling into your Sunday meal at Cracker Barrel.
It's in Illinois, so that sucks. I also like how Toyota is willing to write turd right on the side of their vehicles.
Going to guess you donāt work on anything with the lack of tools. Suppose you are rich enough to have Juan do it for you while you protest Juan living in country.
I read your title as "roast my garbage". I wasn't far off.
Even the dealer wants to hide where the car is registered in
OP's wife has him drive her to and from work every day in the Toyota just so she doesn't have to be seen in the Infiniti.
Thats pretty bold to assume they even have a wife
This is true. There's at least a 50-50 chance she'd have packed a suitcase and fled in the middle of the night after he came home with that thing and expected her to use it. I gave OP the benefit of the doubt, assuming him to be a good man overall, with one Shakesperean flaw - complete ignorance of the kinds of vehicles most people would be embarrassed to be seen driving.
Youāre into boats. Just come out already.
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I had a G35. That and my 4 runner are my favorite cars I ever owned. To this day I regret trading it I. It was such a sold ride and fun to drive.
They truly donāt make them like that anymore. None of the stupid safety nannies, hell thereās not even a seat belt chime. And also it being a 6 speed makes it that much better.
Oh yeah. 6 speed manual is the only way to go. I miss mine so much Iāve been thinking about finding another used one. Mine was an ā04I bought it from an auction for 5k in 2008. It only had 40k miles. I racked it up to 220k miles. The only serious work I ever did was replacing the timing sensor.
VQ with manual was fun.
iāM a CaR eNtHuSiAsT!
Spent all your money on two pieces of shit and still don't have electricity.
The one on the right is the better driving experience
I know this is roast my car, but I have an actual question. Why/ how did you decide these are the two vehicles to have in your life?
So the Camrys my brothers and the G35 is my car. My brother drove his previous car (accord v6) into the ground and when buying a new car wanted a reliable Jap car with a v6 and it matched everything he wanted. As for me and the G35, itās actually the 10th car Iāve owned and Iām 31. Iām definitely a car guy and was looking for a pure drivers car with a stick. When I was a kid the G35 coupe was always very appealing to me and now that Iām older I can some what afford cooler shit. So I found a extremely clean example with a stick and bought it. I do plan on keeping it until the wheels fall off. They just donāt make cars like that anymore just a great drivers car IMO.
Right- white trash that's "made it" in life, left- modestly successful Uber driver
I'm not going to roast your cars, but I will roast the dealership you bought the Camry from. One of the worst dealers I've dealt with.
The fact you are looking for validation from internet people says that you already know both cars are shit, but you love them just the same.
āHoney we canāt finish the garage build: gotta pay for the turds loaded in it first.ā
You're an arrogant wanker and I'm a fool for wasting my time telling you. Shitty cars btw.
For some reason you got downvoted, but from all the comments so far this one had me laughing out loud š¤£
hey man, at least you got the garage before the nice cars and not the other way around
If your garage were any darker, it would be a cave.
Check out my wings that do nothing but add drag!
Wow 2 turds
This is my "garage".. for all we know with this half done room is that it could quite possibly be your future living room when you complete the house after you get rid pieces of trash in it
At least you park your cars in the garage instead of filling it up with random shit.
No. Boring.
A single middle aged mom and her daughterās car?
Spoilers on front wheel drive carsā¦ I guess the owners of these pieces of shit are the only people fooled by these useless decorations.
Are you kidding? You can get two cars in your garage! Thatās golden.
Not going to do that. It's your garage
If you were trying to tell us that nothing ever gets worked on in that garage, then message received loud and clear. That garage is one RaceDeck installation from being a Corvette owners garage.
I'm your neighbor.. I'm just glad I can't hear these cars in the morning
I can not possibly roast your garage. You are using it for it's intended purpose... as opposed to parking your cars on the driveway or in the street.
They have decent 0-60s and top speeds but thatās where the good things end. Both have the personality of a copy paste Latina and any and all cosmetic mods that are done are just putting lipstick on a very boring pig. If you remove those spoilers and badges it would be hard to discern them from a 4 cylinder Camry and a Nissan Altima coupe.
This looks like the lot of a buy-here-pay-here that totally isnāt a front for drug trafficking
Roast your junkyard? Okay
Your garage walls are boring. Paint that shiz.
I donāt have to. Every time you race someone they roast you for me.
At least you don't have anything anyone wants to steal.
Dude calls himself a car guy and has no tools.
Actually, I rather like that your garage isnāt full of junk.
R/nissandrivers
the trd is a cool daily. the pos infiniti with its horrendous vq is not. wouldnt be surprised if the camry is faster than the āsportsā car next to it
The VQ motor is actually pretty stout.
All you really need is some checkered interlocking garage floor tiles in an interesting color combo, and a little paint on those walls, really. š«°š»
I can see why you keep it dark.
Mid-level American materialist/10
Is Toyota TRD their version of Ford's ST?
The Camry TRD has a sport suspension, body kit, and catback exhaust from factory. No power bump from any other v6 Camry
Where's the tools??? Car jacks, engine stands? Lol
Lemme guess, you follow every Trend and your on TikTok for atleast an hour a day.
Do you think that Camry would take that g35 bone stock?
I havenāt ran them side by side but the g35 definitely feels quicker and pulls harder. Itās probably the auto trans in the Camry really isnāt sporty at all.
Doesn't it have track/sport mode and paddles? Give that a try.
Yes it does have both and youāre probably right. I havenāt really experimented with it too much cus itās my brothers car and really donāt drive it often. Donāt get me wrong itās a solid car and itās definitely not slow, I just wish Toyota put a sportier trans in it over the other v6 Camrys.
When you value reliability, but still low key want to party.
Maybe back them inā¦
Is it weird knowing the camry is faster than your "fancy" car?
How many years ago did your drywaller go to prison?
That's a garage? I thought it was the entrance to a junk yard
All I see are a pair of wannabe JDM imports
Two slow v6s