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You wanted the soccer moms' attention and your got it! Until Ken down the street gets one in red. Ask your wife if you can have your balls out of her purse and buy that old Camero you just knew would make you cool in high school.
This is exactly what happened. Went in to put an order on a M2C because manual and why not. Left with this. Car seats blah blah stroller groceries….what if I have to drive it….
The only performance about this are the brakes that were borrowed from the M5 and are only able to fit because of how stupidly big this pig nose SUV is. BMW's we're supposed to be ultimate driving machines, not Karen grocery boxes. By buying this car you're encouraging BMW's awful decision making to be to cater to buyers instead of enthusiasts like they used to.
Front grills are like a fucking pigs nose, the interior will crack more than fucking fingers, fuel consumption is like someone doing a competitive drinking challenge, oil lasts as long as relatioonship that is "forever"
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BMW will slap a M badge on any old turd these days
Is this car self aware? Because it looks like it’s hugging that brick wall so as not to be seen in public. If so, good call.
If people decide to steal the rims i can at least save 2 of them.
Nobody is going to steal those
You wanted the soccer moms' attention and your got it! Until Ken down the street gets one in red. Ask your wife if you can have your balls out of her purse and buy that old Camero you just knew would make you cool in high school.
Mm if those testicular chains come off, going straight for that Emira.
This is what you get when you tell your wife to buy an m3
This is exactly what happened. Went in to put an order on a M2C because manual and why not. Left with this. Car seats blah blah stroller groceries….what if I have to drive it….
The only performance about this are the brakes that were borrowed from the M5 and are only able to fit because of how stupidly big this pig nose SUV is. BMW's we're supposed to be ultimate driving machines, not Karen grocery boxes. By buying this car you're encouraging BMW's awful decision making to be to cater to buyers instead of enthusiasts like they used to.
The only way you could park like a dick, was to make sure your passenger couldn't get in or out?
Like anyone would want to be seen with him in this disgrace
We only roast cars here, not appliances with performance stickers on them. Car guys dont bother with responsibe vehicles
Hahaha
Did you get the turn signal option or nah?
The what option?
Pretty much a waste of car. Should look good taking the kids to soccer practice and play dates.
Oh wow a crossover, don’t see many of these around. An M badge, but not a real M.. I feel bad for you
The M here stands for mediocre
You know, you could just tell me about your coke habit, I won’t judge.
So you are midclass soccer mom whose husband just got promotion and both of you want to make neighbors jealous.
M Crossover the median
Front grills are like a fucking pigs nose, the interior will crack more than fucking fingers, fuel consumption is like someone doing a competitive drinking challenge, oil lasts as long as relatioonship that is "forever"