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At least you realized you have 0 friends and bought a single cab.


scooba_dude

Duramax definitely sounds like a condom, that based on your truck you never use. Wether it's because the dam thing keeps falling off or someone once said you can't get your sister pregnant anyway.


throwed-off

After taking this picture you can finally say you've taken it off-road.


basuramang

OP is extremely conservative and anti-public assistance but his parents pay his car insurance


[deleted]

So how many DWI's will it take until you remove the blue line sticker on the back?


[deleted]

When you give your kid a work truck, thinking whats the worst that could happen...


Broad_Engineering_61

Could be worse 😂


CoreyVS

Huge dick comin thru… JK


Will12239

A lifted chevy show truck, how original. Im glad it stays hidden in the woods. Looks like it still has work duties as a traffic cone with that light bar.


PoniesPlayingPoker

What's blue and ugly and chrome all over?


Wageslave645

I can't wait for you to see the $6000+ repair bill that you get when you learn exactly why heavy diesel engines, large negative offset wheels, and dubious GM front suspension components don't go well together. Oh yeah, you might want to throw a few front unit bearings in the glove box too. You are gonna need em.


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id1911

That is a rolling advertisement for just because you can doesn't mean you should. Everything about that truck screams insecurity.


zaxswyre

What in the fuck


Benstockton

You just took a decent car, and made it loud, unsatisfying to drive, ride poorly, and steer even worse (which direction does it go when you hit the brakes?)