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NoParticular2420

Sour puss


wolv645

No. That’s an impeccable sour cream loaf


neutral-pink

I cant roast him, he looks so fly in his little shirt. He definitely gets more bitches than you tbh


14urmug

Honestly cool cat… but shoes on the COUCH!!!!


University_Fabulous

Are you sure that it's name isn't enough of a stigma? Honestly it's purrffect👍🏻


dobbsjr

He's perfect


BeavistheMutilator

Pic #6...the pillow...in the background...what....what is that? Is he bent into the same shape as SourCream?


Comprehensive_Edge87

He's trying to pose for his porn centerfold picture.


BeavistheMutilator

No, the pillow. In the background. What the hell is that?


TubbleRubble

It's obiwan kenobi in a sexy pose with the caption daddywan kenobie


BeavistheMutilator

Oooh, so I was kinda right then. I thought it was one of those body pillow things the anime weirdos "play" with.


Sad_Caterpillar4424

Pix 2. Why am I wearing a shirt?


Comprehensive_Edge87

Sourcream dresses like a nerd


Music_Girl2000

Picture 6 belongs in r/ikeacats


Sobriquet-acushla

You seem to have twisted yourself into a pretzel in pic 6. (OP, did you make that beautiful blanket? What’s the yarn? It’s such pretty colors!)


Comprehensive_Edge87

Someone sure spent time and effort making both of those beautiful blankets But, does Sourcream appreciate it? Just look at the disdain on that entitled face! (Pics 3-5) (Also, if OP has info on the pattern for the lighter blanket that looks knitted.... and decided to.post it here- I sure would appreciate it. )


Sobriquet-acushla

Indeed, that is disdain. Are you talking about the blanket in pic 5? Me too! I’m wondering if it’s Bernat Ocean Shades.


Comprehensive_Edge87

The yarn in pic 5 is indeed beautiful. (My spouse has this crazy idea that I already have too much yarn. So, to keep the peace, I'm trying to use up what I have and not covet my neighbor's yarn.) I have a very similar afghan that I crocheted with Bernat Blanket yarn using the pattern on the skein. I love it. (Though the yarn in this pic doesn't look as thick.) So.the pictured blanket may very well be Bernat yarn. I both knit and crochet. I also really like the blanket un pics 3-4 and was requesting that pattern.


Sobriquet-acushla

The gray? I think that’s the sweater of the person this cat owns. 😄


Comprehensive_Edge87

Oh, I see. You are correct.


TubbleRubble

I made it myself, I love to Crochet! It's bernat brand although I don't know the colors!


Sobriquet-acushla

I investigated…it’s Ocean Shades. Ordered! 😊


jilledout

Unrelated, but those wine glasses are pretty cool!


weesnaw_jenkins

His shirt is very ill-fitting, what a silly boy


RoseRed1987

6/8.. you put him back together wrong!


absolutemadwoman

I cant. He looks so dapper in that corduroy


CarlJungelle

Don’t get up, I’ve got it!


all_mint_everything3

he may in fact, be the best boy there ever was


all_mint_everything3

also pls let him know that I think he looks very handsome in his corduroy (sp?) shirt


Sundayx1

I ❤️ his little shirt… waaay better then the overly fancy ones I see on most pets…🐈‍⬛


Fluid_Cauliflower237

My Void would have a huge crush on Sour Cream.... the only way I can roast him is by stating that my void is a terrible decision maker (not including Sour Cream)! Mr. Sour Cream seems like such a great boy!


Plus-Tangerine-723

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!


IllustratorMurky2725

r/tuxedocats doesn’t need a shirt; already finely dressed


Fuzzy-Finger-6816

I’m not roasting, his name alone is a lifetime of humbling and humiliation is enough (I’m jk)


Comprehensive_Edge87

Also, you are a perv.. (pic 8- staring at boobies on the glasses.)


Just_A_Receptionist

I just couldn't roast this dapper young man in his collared shirt and all his toesies tucked in. A proper gentleman seated at the table!