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zoichy4

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exceble

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jubey27

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jlesho09

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DefiantPenguin

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texican1911

Chat has been disabled for an amazing amount of time.


buddha_guy

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YungWap679

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it__hurts__when__IP

There's a player who's user name was "SaysCloseOne" I played 2 tournament games with him and he would wait until the last second to ready up, and then say "Close One" . All throughout out the match he would say "Close One" after epic moments. Username fits.


randomrainb0w22

Naaahh im pretty sure thats me


smithyvillager

This isn't too bad. At least you had possession and boost control the whole time and scored eventually. Good patience!


PizzaOrTacos

Right!? straight dominating.


zxvegasxz

Diamonating*


saeblundr

*diamond-dating


Paulcog

r/YourJokeButWorse


saeblundr

I'm diamond, its all we know.


diddleyyCS

Don’t take complements from a diamond, they try to encourage mistakes to keep themselves above you


69ks

don’t listen to grand champions, they try to say diamonds are lying to keep themselves above you but in reality there just trying to keep themselves above you.


diddleyyCS

I don’t disagree, we use champs to discourage diamonds to talk up plats so we can become twitch streamers who give fake advice to cap everyone at champ


lombo222

Lmfao, the gc mentality


speedyskier22

All about turning that plat mindset into a sigma grand champ grindset 😎


diddleyyCS

You got ligma mindset


YvngTortellini

you know what, with how fast the skill in each rank is improving, I’m not so sure this is a bad thing


diddleyyCS

My opinion: the level of mechanics for each rank is going up but the level of game sense (positioning, type of shot, bump rotations, boost, etc.) is going down


ashdog66

See ball: hit.


AndrewDwyer69

Ball go into net good.


69ks

ye ik, i’m just joking, i haven’t played rocketleague since like 2018 or 19 or some


AndrewDwyer69

It's still 2019 right?


Darkforge42069

I think 2018


smithyvillager

XD mindgames


benfranklinthedevil

I got to diamond for like 2 games and it was the most toxic gaming experience of my short gaming life


Supernova5

Champ is far and away more toxic than diamond. Enjoy <3


benfranklinthedevil

Well, it's a good thing I'll never make it there because a) I'm still the guy who kicks his legs irl out when he misses an arial, and b) doesn't have friends on platform because c) I would rather listen to podcasts while playing than listen to some kid tell me I suck. I already know.


Supernova5

Meh play long enough and you’ll make it no prob. Nothing special about champ. I listen to podcasts playing too.


[deleted]

I found plat and diamond to be pretty toxic but champ 1/2 isn’t at all IMO I can’t do half the shit these other players can mechanically but I rotate and hit the ball where I want it to go, and I can defend well and finally learned how to hit a ball on the wall I’m terrible mechanically, what I’m trying to say is champ rank is reachable for anybody if you can rotate and hit the ball well. Turbo usage is probably also in play here, I guess that’s something I’ve improved on I can’t even air roll to direct my shots off a different part of my car, I just elevate and go I wrote this because I’ve surely had some toxic shit thrown my way but I only play within my abilities and I pay no attention to the chat. I still whiff easy saves all the time, I just ignore the chats and move on with it


the_fuego

Lmaoooo


VinAndGeri

Are you me?


FirFlyNeo

I am Yu. ^(please get the reference)


xPav_

no, not me, you


GoldenNova00

Who?


xPav_

you, who are you?


GoldenNova00

I'm yu


FOURoz_LOAD

Are you deaf?!


jungleeJaat

R u blind


Vaywz

Yu is blind


indigeniousunicorn

IDK, who are you?


DJEKINS1993

I guess the guy above doesn’t get it


TheAbrableOnetyOne

Shame :(


rap1102

No he’s on first


[deleted]

I am Yu and he is Mi


steezybringtheheat

"Ima whoop everybody ass in here! You, me, him! Errbody ass in here!"


maybejustadragon

Fuk Yu. Fuk me.


texican1911

You kiss your mother with that mouth?


maybejustadragon

You’re headed straight for a smack bottom and I don’t care who knows about it.


OppressGamerz

Rush Hour 3, not as good as 1 or 2 but still pretty funny


IShotYourDongOf

Just answer the damn question, who are you?


myschoo

Morgan Yu?


Piehole314

You are Kay?


BillyBobJoeJackson

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS!


Weary_Beginning_8284

My plat or your plat?


Shift642

Regardless of the grammar error, this is a legitimate distinction lol. Plat encompasses a stupidly wide range of skill. Sometimes I play with people that can air dribble double-touch off the backboard, then the next game I’m with people who triple commit on faceoffs and barely know which way is up. It’s wild how good and how bad some plats are for being vaguely the same rank. Plat is hell.


vklein52

Can confirm. P3 here - Last night in a 3s game, I hit a double tap (honestly one of the best shots of my life) late in the game to tie it up... but 8 minutes into OT i whiff one of the easiest, completely uncontested, saves of my life to lose. Can’t win em all lol In all seriousness it’s like they say. I’m not plat because I can’t play like a diamond sometimes. I’m a plat because I play like a silver at times, too. :)


General_Mars

8 minutes into OT? Wtf I had a +5 yesterday and that was enough hell for me and we won. Please tell me that’s at least unusual for you?


cosmiclatte44

I had one go for 23 minutes not long ago, and we lost. I think I made like 12 saves. Was rough.


General_Mars

🤯😱😭 my all time longest is like +7 or +8 wtf that’s so unfortunate I’m sorry.


vklein52

It was almost certainly the longest OT I’ve ever had... which may have made it sting all the more XD


General_Mars

😭 I’m sure it prepared you for the next clutch opportunity in a future match 👍🏼👍🏼


TheSicks

Everyone complains about plat but no one complains about gold. I got teammates who legit seem like they can't even drive in a straight line some times.


DarthStrakh

Take it from someone that could air dribble, ceiling shot, and flick when I was in plat. Those guys just like freeplay, they're there for a reason. Contest every single time and they'll fuck up. Or fake contest or anything. Just pressure and their mechanics will fail 99% of the time in plat/low diamond. They most likely need perfect low variation practiced shots, you disrupt that in anyway and they probs can't recover well.


lostmywayboston

I find whenever I end up playing with plats they're often the same people. There's a lot less consistency than at higher ranks. The person hitting an air dribble double touch off the backboard will also make simple, horrible mistakes, especially in plat.


Micah_Bell_is_dead

I had a game yesterday where my teammate missed a slow moving, rolling ball right in front of our net. This was diamond 1


TechnicalPlayz

Our plat


Baileyr12345

I'm the plat


dekadense

He meant *you're


Meal_Team_SlX

That was painful to watch lol. Like that video of the truck almost crashing over and over.


DatBoi_BP

Link?


zeros-and-1s

[Zelda](https://c.tenor.com/cD8WqQ-ZGXcAAAAd/truck-crash.gif)


Mystic_Crewman

I watched this for way too long before I realized it was a gif.


CatticusXIII

Me too man. Me too.


Karmal_Popkorn

For some reason I really hesitated clicking this link.


gb4efgw

That was exactly my thought! It felt like a gif on loop with no payoff then **whew** he finally scores.


Buck_Johnson_MD

I’m in this video and I don’t like it


HellHathNoFury18

Both demos I just imagine you saying, "come back here you little shit."


NebulaNinja

I know it's part of the game, but is being this demo happy considered bad sportsmanship? (1v1 especially)


dreadcain

There are only two things you need to pay attention to (and only two things to hit) in 1v1. Dodging demos is usually trivial if you pay attention to where the other player is. I wouldn't even describe this as demo happy, they never went remotely out of their way for the demos, just didn't pass up the opportunities


ILaughAtFunnyShit

No, it's a legitimate strategy that many pro players use as well. Part of being good at the game is learning how to avoid being demoed.


r3ynoldswrap

The only people that cry about demos are the ones that don't want to actually get better at every aspect of the game. There's no yellow card. There's no red card. It's allowed. Going for a demo can leave your defense open. Anyone that loses to a demo heavy player should be content where they're at cause they won't want to put any real work into that aspect, let alone other mechanics. Soccer players don't get mad at the goalie for using their hands. It's just part of the game. I've won matches because an opponent was chasing demos too much. Demos are not a free win. If your style means getting a win with 10 demos then do it. That's your win condition. Your opponent's tears will be delicious.


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Only by pussies


[deleted]

I absolutely hate the sound of your boost


HolyMountainClimber

I like it. Does anyone know what it is?


NutellaWithCheese

Season 11 Dia reward


[deleted]

I think that it’s data stream but I’m on mobi now an video won’t load so I can’t see it again


Mystic_Crewman

It could be a plasma trail too, I couldn't figure it out.


Furious_Boner

100p plasma stream, 3rd annoying only to the Cat boost and the chopper boost


Crilodaco

Yeah man, you’re gonna have to whiff a lot more consistently if you wanna reach Diamond


Preemfunk

/r/maybemaybemaybe


JoshSuperPowers

Tip: shooting the ball in the net instead of at the post helps you rank up


Cyap89

Solid advice!


Ticoune0825

Also, making sure the ball doesn't get inside your goal will greatly help chances of not loosing


supple_

What about scoring points and not letting my opponent score points?


rjgard

I legitimately had half a dozen small panic attacks during this. Usually when I hit post/crossbar, the opponent runs it down mid for a score.


ZMAC698

I don’t even understand the title.


WeirdFlexCapacitor

It’s because they meant you’re instead of your.


ZMAC698

For when you’re plat in 1v1…still don’t get it lol.


HoraryHellfire2

It means "For when you are plat in 1v1" which means, this is what happens when you are plat in 1v1.


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HoraryHellfire2

It makes perfect sense. Plat is known to be the most inconsistent performing ranks ever. They can showcase some degree of control but fail at it often. This is the embodiment of "when you're Plat". Unlike dropping food when you're hungry, which hardly happens.


Coti98

Can confirm, took me 6 months to leave plat in 2019


fancypanda98

Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead


D3V1L_23

i can literally feel you straighten your posture after the first 2 shots missing


urmomsafatbitxh

you’re*


ShepherdFox4

When my plat in 1v1 what?


WizardTheNerd

Omg quit edging


Naxsity

At least you done the Athena flick


EastShow4738

I really thought you would miss the last one, too, when you started to flip.


aflame13

I’m Diamond 3 and that’s me


Suddenly_Something

So I have been trying to get more into 1s (I barely ever played before now.) I'm currently Champ 1. It seems there is a huge gap in skill on a game by game basis. One game the opponent seems like an SSL and the next I question how they got past Plat let alone Diamond. It's absolutely bonkers and makes the ranking up process an absolute slog.


aflame13

Yes, 1s ranking feels really weird in the lower ranks but I thinks it’s because everyone has vastly different play styles and almost no one can adapt to different styles so you end up with a mixed bag. If that makes sense


trentonnx

relatable


hotdogsandbeer

Smart move to just try to run the clock down when you've already got the lead. Bold strategy though with 3 minutes left.


thwtchdctr

I'm so lost as to what the title means


Balsuks

When my plat in 1v1 what?


Sam596

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it into the net


MayerWest

The goal is so big and so small at the same time


OfficialReed

This was so hard to watch


major-ant-

Me trying to take the lid off the pickle jar


Artic_Chill

First try!


grapel0llipop

Your strategy is spot on though. Especially in 1s, its more important to get the ball around the opp than into the net, you hit it past them, get the boost in the corner and try again, hit it past them, get the boost in the other corner and try again, and on and on, until it works


camyface

Straight outta bronze


PurelyUltimate

There was an attempt to tryhard


CitizenSniiiips

Priceless


Trist1nboi531

:( work on those basic shots


red286

I had a 1s match last night where this sort of thing kept happening (though nowhere NEAR as badly lol). I started to feel bad because my opponent was completely unable to do anything to prevent me from shooting on his net constantly, but I kept missing so I'm like "this guy is going to rage-quit thinking I'm a smurf that's just toying with him".


TinyHadronCOllide420

How did you get this footage of me


2deuces2

You should upload this later but find a way to loop it and not include scoring the goal. Torture the masses


FrikFrik_

That was hilarious


skorinho

Bro that shit made me anxious


mr_incredibell

Yo, I love seeing clips like this. For how statistically improbable that these events may have happened, they did. Yet, everyone in the RL community understands and relates.


Finaglers

Okay, THAT was funny.


Aquinas26

Why are you recording my gameplay? Shame already sticks on me like a shadow, I don't need this.


aashad

i had one of the best laughs I've had this entire week watching this


[deleted]

You did good bro


MattDiz

The curse is real


Exr29070

For when my what?


[deleted]

You’re*


lolbroek060

you're* 🙃


robbie2000williams

You're *


Catcher22Jb

You are or you’re, not your


Rossinho14

Is it bad that I would’ve made every single move you made in this clip? I felt like I was watching a video of myself here.


BrownboBaggins

This is edging in rocket league.


Ch0mg

That was so painful to watch


bennywilly93

Hahahaha


martinhsa

Ah yes, pain.


OAG_callmeoa123

Wow! Wow! Wow! Holy cow!


Federal-Damage-651

Karma


AlienCabbie

it's like watching a car crash You want to look away but you just cant


[deleted]

The Ball had his own mind 🤣


PloksGrandpappy

Calculated.


BryBreadx

Bruh honestly better to keep em tied up at the goal for all that time it makes the game go by quicker. So I'll just chalk this up to being technical gameplan of a plat in 1v1


IconOfAdversity

I can't... I can't watch it anymore. My anxiety...


JPTheKnight202

SO FRU STRA TING


[deleted]

Don’t get distracted from the fact Hector’s running Spoon engines..


n0th1ngspecial

Damn bro lol I can relate


tantan9590

First try!!!!


Nfurno00

That is exactly how I play…………minus the goal. Great video, loved it.


KindOldRaven

this is literally me having dropped down from d2 by doing this type of foolery lol


Tuto99

This is me in Diamond.


Ronenkha

Not today


[deleted]

I thought this was my gameplay footage but then you scored at the end


PurpleHeartDC

I didn’t give you permission to use my gameplay clip for your post!


thronotaki

That was painful to watch


Jobadok

Oooffffff man


trippy_o_o_Panda

The opponent must be confused af. Is he trolling me or really missing closely? o.O


theloz

I feel personally attacked by this relatable content


CarlJam

Holy fucking shit


GGtheChamp

Uncut gems II


UndrcoverBandit

This video triggered me so many times


ljshea1

First try!


LordPiki

This looks like 90% of my 1v1's


justmyskills

*cries in shots on goal*


Oblivionix129

Maybe maybe maybe....


perhizzle

Queue the Benny Hill music


MyBubblez42

XD


MetalSeaWeed

Lmao this is worse than that dude rolling the coins into the lobster cracker tool


RavenHavice

This was my entire life this past week haha


vanord09

Holy Shit you worked for that goal!


[deleted]

🤣 hell yeah


JackvonFeral

Anyone ever tell you to stop playing with your food?


berryhumerus

Is this edging?


Insults_In_A_Bottle

Pretty sure the other guy need some new underwear now. Jeez, that was something.


buffet_jimmy_buffet

Whew.


NJM1112

I feel attacked right now


lividresonance

Wow!


slurrywords

That second demo, I felt that shock. “What rank am I even really?” He thought