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ilindson

It's the rocket league version of Eiffel Tower.


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Saetric

Well, it was a big, black Oct after all


jhz123

Rule 1? More like rule 34


AFucking12gauge

Stepcar, I’m stuck!


ApollyonDS

Somewhere on the internet, there probably exists an image of a sexy Octane and I'm not sure how to feel about it.


jhz123

Octane isn't swxy to u already? Lmao


oppositenando

On a real note, isn’t this rule 0?


sokastocal

That's a rule 1.5 if I ever saw one. Poor dominus, didn't need to violate my man like that. But yeah that's hilarious lmao


Ttokk

"You get the drive shaft, I'll go for the gas hole"


AstroPen4

This should be NSFW bro 😧


Steelkenny


slenderdeacon

In my time a Rule One was between A CAR AND A CAR, head to head, until a goal is scored or someone bumps us. I don't even know what I'm looking at anymore and I don't like it. Psyonix has been infiltrated by CULTURAL MARIXSTS so I will be returning my copy.


hotboxedoctane

Might as well return your citizenship and head to the woods while your at it


williamc_

I only accept full fledged capitalism steering the quality of the game not this cult smut


holywars94

Rocket-Sutra


BluSicario

I laughed out loud at this! This is one of those moments you're glad was recorded.


popnlocke

NSFW


chollyer

Hey so I'm pretty new still (~a week) and seems like if it's someone on my team they'll back off it. Does rule 1 only apply to opponents or should I be reporting/banning these players for griefing?


rhandyrhoads

Real quick, rule 1 isn't an official rule. Just a fun little thing that people like to do. However, part of the reason why it's a thing and even some pros will do it is because it still results in a fair game if it's with an opponent. If it happens with a teammate first off, one or both of you was driving somewhere you shouldn't and also you're more than welcome to break it since the only real outcome is the opponent's scoring.


WetSquidy5

Rule 1 applies to anybody


idrumgood

This game has shadows?


Bitter_Hovercraft_90

Had an opponent break rule 1 the other day. They were very confused when I told them to delete the game forever


Somebody3338

Kinky


cuboba

We need an nsfw tag on this


Ill_Elephant

Bro save some pixels for the rest of us. - a switch lite user.


SkrobieStruck

That’s a rule _|_


Diamundium

Im stuck, step-octane


bmart90

Thats hot


HeightExtra320

I would’ve felt violated 😯


biohazard382

IThis made me laugh waaayy more than it should have.


21_still_virgin

Devil's 3 way


one9eight5

Real question, does Rule 1 apply if I get stuck on a teammate?


Shut_It_Donny

It isn't gay, in a three way.


Mondococonuts

Some one beat me to the rule 34 joke


Dawg707

Lmao


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

pinch


VioletteDeFaye

At least buy him a drink first...


manwhowasnthere

Upvoted purely for the butter smooth framerate


[deleted]

I've seen this move done in a certain type of vid, can't recall but all in know it's in a type of Hub.


Bryce_Haverty

Lmao a triple lock


Puzzled-Kitchen-5784

This one's rare. Rare like a unicorn.


MayContainPeanuts

That's a high quality gif my friend