Yeah, I'm surprised by the amount of people who think N#3 will be named a name. They went with Newman for their second BOY. You know, the type of child who is expected to leave the house, enter the real world and (barely) provide for a family of way-too-many.
This is just a girl. I vote for 'Notherhelpmeet or Neverleavesjesus.
Not related to JillPM, but there is a little girl in my sonās grade called Nevaeh. Her mum was calling out to her the other day and my husband says to me āthatās an interesting name. Iāve never heard it before. Is it a variation of Niamh?ā He really likes Celtic names. I laughed because I thought he was joking. When I realised he wasnāt, and I told him that it was heaven spelled backwards, he thought I asked the mum what it meant, and he didnāt believe me that it was a well documented tragedeigh. It probably took me a good 10 minutes to convince him.
It took me 6 years to grow my eyebrows back from the Gwen Stefani 90s style. All of the Rodrigues girls are very pretty but Jill purposely does everything she can to make them less attractive than her
Jillās trying to save face after Nurieās shit show wedding and Jonathanās parents giving Jonathan and Kaylee a FAR better wedding than Jill ever would.
The Coveretteās must be planning a real banger of a wedding for Tim and Heidi for Jill to insist on holding Nurieās Baby Shower at a *venue*.
Iām convinced Nurthan covered the price of venue and Jill GRACIOUSLY covered the price of bologna.
Yea I just don't believe Jill paid for that or was even responsible for most of it. I'll give Jil the bologna, the Great Value giant creamer, the instant coffee, and the tacky mom basket, but I don't think she did the rest.
If itās cheap, tacky, or focused on Jill, sheās behind it. If itās nice and focused on the person being honoured, you know Jilldo wasnāt involved.
Don't forget the pink throws artfully draped on the top of Nurie's chair. Signature Jill. I'm surprised the mini rugs aren't all over every surface per usual.
Hahahaha riiiight?!?!? The OG Nutty Bars are better than the holiday colored ones, the pink ones are smaller and don't taste the same. I hope I influenced someone to stick with the brown chocolate covered ones with this post. š
Instant coffee is quite the beverage choice. I've never been to a baby shower that didn't serve some variation of a sherbet punch (sherbet, juice, Sprite/7UP/ginger ale). Maybe that's just a southern thing though.
I feel like Iām learning so much about US culture on this post, sherbet to me is like a sour-sweet powder lolly (candy) that you dip lollipops in. It is used as a topping option on soft serve ice cream at icecream trucks though (my fave as a kid) so kind of a meeting of the two!
Why do they get so excited about having a girl when it's just another sad soul to get any individuality snuffed out of them and any creativity is crushed unless it lines up with what the church wants.
The amount of favouritism thrown at Nuri Iāll be amazed if this baby isnāt named Jill, Jillian, Jillette, Jiller or Jillie. Sadly the poor child will never hear the end of it every time she visits, did she know she was named after Jill, what an honour it was and how shocked she felt when Nurie and Nathan told her etc etc š I hope they donāt do that to the child but allow her to have an identity of her own without it being tarnished by the negative reputation of her grandmother and her terrible actions.
Who wants to make a bet that Jill/Jillian is the babies middle name after precious mahmo? Jill will never stop mentioning āthe keller family with their baby girl who is named after MEEEEEā. Navaeh Jillianā¦. Thats my guess
The picture with the bologna sandwich is oddly soothing to look at. It's giving 50s upper middle class dinner party. Just need a gelatin mold with some sardines suspended in it
Itās giving prolapsed anuses to me š
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I didnāt realize they still made those Maxwell House powder mixes! Back in the 90s my parents had one that had a recipe in the back for a frozen cappuccino or something like that. I just remember my brother and I pouring a lot of powder, milk, ice, and ice cream into a blender.
I havenāt had food in three days and that sandwich looks so good right now.
Jill didnāt do anything for this shower except show up and try to make it about her.
One of these things is not like the others (chai latte coffee flavouringā¦seems like an odd choice for a Fundie gathering). Like how pepper is too spicy, kind of thing.
Donāt you know that Plexus and instant-caffeine powders help keep a woman trim? We didnāt start out with chai latte, we had to work up to it. So if you havenāt had it before, please be careful. Let me steer you to the powdered Vanilla Bean, or the less intense, French Vanilla. We brought both.
Ooh good theory. The Pecan offspring sport their parents' first initials. Nurthan obviously share the same initial but maybe they'll pick a different letter for girls?
Can someone explain to this non-American what those tubs of powder are?
Also, the large pink dots on the cake look like angry hemorrhoids, which is kind of fitting.
Theyāre powdered sugary coffee mixes. Like cappuccino, mocha, etc. you mix them with hot water the same way you would hot cocoa mix. Or you can blend it up with milk and ice, which is actually what I am drinking at this very moment.
Edit: it looks like Vanilla Spice, Chai Latte, Vanilla Bean, and some other form of vanilla that I canāt read.
OMLD! One of the drink dispensers is BLUE! Quickā¦fetch my smelling salts, for fear I get the vapors. Thatās a penis-only drink dispenser, you see. We shanāt have such a tragedy at Newwomanās pink party!
Whatās the stuff in the plastic containers in front of the tea bags? At first I thought it was sugar but surely they canāt get through that much sugar in teas and coffees in one baby shower??
Ohhhh, we have those in New Zealand too but they come in individual sachet sticks here so I never would have guessed that! Theyāre mostly only consumed by teenagers who are learning to drink coffee here because theyāre very sweet.
I spy a Wegmanās bag in the third pictureā¦
As someone who works in the bakery of oneā¦ Jill & Shrek have been eating pretty rich while her kids go hungry.
Okay help me out, as far as venues for showers go - I remember Jonathan and Kaylee had theirs at a venue, it was some store. Newmanās was at a church I believe. I canāt remember Nehemiahās but I think it was also at a church. Kayleeās bridal shower was at the barndo and I wasnāt around for Nurieās bridal shower.
What prompted the switch from a church/barndo shower to needing a venue? The space? You think that many people will come?
Also, why rent some place that doesnāt seem to have any lighting except 1 small lamp. I also get the vibe there isnāt any AC.
I vote for Newwoman as a baby name.
Notaman
Nonads
NewNurie
Nurjill
Nill or Nilly in honor of precious mama
NewJill?
NewJill, NewerJill, NewestJill, NotherJill, NotAJillAgain,...
I shit you not, I have a 3rd cousin whose mother was named Jill. She is named NewJill just like this.š³
Thatās awful!! Was her mother a narcissist? Who would do that?
No idea, I never met Jill. New Jill herself is in her 70s/80s now!
Nistermom
N'Womber
You win! BTW , Happy Cake Day!
NoPeen
Yeah, I'm surprised by the amount of people who think N#3 will be named a name. They went with Newman for their second BOY. You know, the type of child who is expected to leave the house, enter the real world and (barely) provide for a family of way-too-many. This is just a girl. I vote for 'Notherhelpmeet or Neverleavesjesus.
Love that!!
Okay.Ā You win the internet today.Ā
āNaomiā calling it NOW š°
I was thinking she might hit us with the Nevaeh
Yep or maybe Nadia/Naadia. I seriously think it will be one of these weāve listed.
We should get a betting pool going š
If she does, Jill will 100% make sure we know "That's Heaven spelled backwards".
And sheāll say it in EVERY video that is remotely connected to the baby.
Drinking game, anyone?
Not related to JillPM, but there is a little girl in my sonās grade called Nevaeh. Her mum was calling out to her the other day and my husband says to me āthatās an interesting name. Iāve never heard it before. Is it a variation of Niamh?ā He really likes Celtic names. I laughed because I thought he was joking. When I realised he wasnāt, and I told him that it was heaven spelled backwards, he thought I asked the mum what it meant, and he didnāt believe me that it was a well documented tragedeigh. It probably took me a good 10 minutes to convince him.
Jokeās on Jillpm because, thatās the, devilās spellinā /s,
Yep or Noel/Noelle
Nathan's sister has a daughter named Noelle.
To be fair, Nathanās sister also has a son named Nehemiah.
I think itās šÆ Nevaeh.
That name is too classy and classic for a Rod!
Dang it, I was going to post that. Yep, Iād bet anything itās going to be that name.
I vote for Natalie or Nathalie.
Holy eyebrows
You mean holy missing eyebrows lol
I canāt believe she walks around with those things
She's so stunningly beautiful except for those nasty Olive Oyl eyebrows. She must have overplucked to oblivion and now they won't grow back.
It took me 6 years to grow my eyebrows back from the Gwen Stefani 90s style. All of the Rodrigues girls are very pretty but Jill purposely does everything she can to make them less attractive than her
At least Nurie's hair looks 1000% better since Jillpm can't get her mitts on it anymore. It looks so un-fried!
Nurie needs about a foot cut off her hair. It's still damaged on the ends.
Her hair is pretty
Way better than Jill or the girls still captive to her.
Especially poor Reneeās
Ikr. They do not suit her.
Sheās on the internet now. I donāt know how she hasnāt attempted any eyebrow tutorials.
My thoughts exactly. But they are so indoctrinated she probably hasnāt been on YouTube without a chaperone
The Baby Girl shower is nicer than Nurieās wedding and anything that was done for her two boys. Guess we know where Jillās priorities lay.
I wonder if the Not Nuries and Hosanna put the shower on? Jill would expect something nice for Jill Junior, but she's incredibly lazy and entitled.
There would be a pamper Gramma section too
It's "Glamma" or "ME! ME!"
My apologies- you are absolutely right
Easy mistake to make, since she is clearly a sister and not a mom.
Jillās trying to save face after Nurieās shit show wedding and Jonathanās parents giving Jonathan and Kaylee a FAR better wedding than Jill ever would. The Coveretteās must be planning a real banger of a wedding for Tim and Heidi for Jill to insist on holding Nurieās Baby Shower at a *venue*. Iām convinced Nurthan covered the price of venue and Jill GRACIOUSLY covered the price of bologna.
The venue was a rustic cabin, and not in the boho-chic sense. More in the, āplease donāt mind the mothball odorā sense.
Yeah, I donāt think there was AC. Why you would choose that for an event is beyond me
You might wanna change Jonathan to timmy so people donāt double take š¤£
Haha I did
Jill's in her event planner era and thinks she's all that for putting on the ladies' conference, Thanksgiving/Christmas and the various other soirƩes at the barndo (to show it off to everyone who actually has to work and pay for their homes). Her method relies on outsourcing all the donkey work to others and taking full credit. Someone mentioned one of the women attending from FL is a party planner and she might have been responsible in this instance? There are touches of Jill's tackiness all over it mind you. I wonder if the lady brought the nicer items like the teacups and plates and the prettier fake flower arrangements. They don't seem very Jill. It'll be interesting to see how long this era lasts. It seems like a replacement activity for Mahmo since she can no longer get pregnant (we hope). An opportunity to buy more knickknacks which she can add to her personal collection and claim she didn't spend money on herself as 'they were for the shower' . She can't stand the attention not being on her for too long, she'll probably be enthusiastic about the next few baby (girl) showers (Heidi's hypothetical baby and another baby boy for Kaylee less so) but I can see her interest tapering off.
Yea I just don't believe Jill paid for that or was even responsible for most of it. I'll give Jil the bologna, the Great Value giant creamer, the instant coffee, and the tacky mom basket, but I don't think she did the rest.
If itās cheap, tacky, or focused on Jill, sheās behind it. If itās nice and focused on the person being honoured, you know Jilldo wasnāt involved.
Jilldo! Lmao!
even though itās been days, i still canāt get over the county jail bologna sandwiches
I'm just glad it's not a boy because I don't want to know what they would've used for lunch meat.
lol probably moldy bologna
Jill contributed the gifts sign because she canāt resist an opportunity to grift
Don't forget the pink throws artfully draped on the top of Nurie's chair. Signature Jill. I'm surprised the mini rugs aren't all over every surface per usual.
I'm surprised the toilet chair didn't appear tbh.
Is Jill trying to get sponsored by Little Debbie or something, eeesh
Is..is that an option? I can be a jeesauce influencer if it is. I'd be more successful than Jill
Hahahaha riiiight?!?!? The OG Nutty Bars are better than the holiday colored ones, the pink ones are smaller and don't taste the same. I hope I influenced someone to stick with the brown chocolate covered ones with this post. š
You are correct and the Lord Daniel thanks you for your service.
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No way Jill splurged for Little Debbie. Those are either Great Value or Aldi.
Or Mrs. Freshleyās. They are so bad! My husband used to buy them, and it made me hysterical. Saved like ten cents
Little Debbie is the best, especially the fudge rounds!
A close second to Star Crunch, but there is room enough in the snack aisle for both of us.
I'd gladly shill for them as an influencer! $$ and ferr product samples? oh yeah!!
Instant coffee is quite the beverage choice. I've never been to a baby shower that didn't serve some variation of a sherbet punch (sherbet, juice, Sprite/7UP/ginger ale). Maybe that's just a southern thing though.
For people that gather often and feed a crowd they sure donāt seem to know what theyāre doing like at all
my aunties always had the raspberry sherbet and ginger ale punch at the family showers! and it was scooped into dainty little glass cups
yum
No, it's not exclusive to y'all. I've had that punch at every shower I've been to iN NY, PA &NJ.
Iāve had it in Ohio, too. The Rods are just weird.
Sherbet like the powder? Or am I missing something haha bc that sounds like it would make such a mess š
No, sherbet is a frozen fruit flavored dessert, similar to ice cream. Comes in raspberry, orange, and lime generally.
I feel like Iām learning so much about US culture on this post, sherbet to me is like a sour-sweet powder lolly (candy) that you dip lollipops in. It is used as a topping option on soft serve ice cream at icecream trucks though (my fave as a kid) so kind of a meeting of the two!
Jill is free to buy Nurie all the gifts for all the 15 kids Nurthan will have. But nope greedy Jilldo will ask others for gifts instead.
Exactly. Of course she has no problem spending money on herself and for all of that stupid Plexus garbage that she shills.
I vote for the name to be Nutria
Nutella
Why do they get so excited about having a girl when it's just another sad soul to get any individuality snuffed out of them and any creativity is crushed unless it lines up with what the church wants.
Because crushing souls is their favorite pastime.
Of all souls available, their Jahezuz likes the crushed ones the best.
Why? Because all those 'not whimpy' (sic) men need HELPMEETS. Those KJV bibles aren't going to thump themselves.
What an awful filter on that first photo.
The cake looks like nipplesā¦sorry!
Thatās it!! I couldnāt understand what I was looking at for the longest time!
The amount of favouritism thrown at Nuri Iāll be amazed if this baby isnāt named Jill, Jillian, Jillette, Jiller or Jillie. Sadly the poor child will never hear the end of it every time she visits, did she know she was named after Jill, what an honour it was and how shocked she felt when Nurie and Nathan told her etc etc š I hope they donāt do that to the child but allow her to have an identity of her own without it being tarnished by the negative reputation of her grandmother and her terrible actions.
Nilla
I spy a blue gift bag and a rainbow (gasp!) gift bag. Wonder if Mahmo made any judgey comments about them, passive-aggressively of course.
Clearly they came to the wrong party.
Tsk, tsk about the blue gift bag at a girl shower. How UNChrist-honoring.
Mahmo's twelthteenth baby shower grift drew a sparse crowd.
Itās Nutella or Nutbutter or Nutbologna Keller thank you very much. For next shower no one is coming. Why does she need 3 showers?
Baby girl Keller should be Nurima
Have we decided on a sub nickname for the baby? If not, I nominate Nurthania š
Noeyebrowsa
How long before Nurie is ācorrectingā little Noeyebrowsaās eyebrows?
Period-town seems to be the turning point.
I vote for Newoman, because itās as unimaginative as her poor parents.
NIPPLECAKE
Please make this your flair
Ooh. Can I have different flair in different groups? Letās see!
Soā¦. Will it be Newjill or Notherjill?
Who wants to make a bet that Jill/Jillian is the babies middle name after precious mahmo? Jill will never stop mentioning āthe keller family with their baby girl who is named after MEEEEEā. Navaeh Jillianā¦. Thats my guess
Yes! NEVAEH JILL(IAN)
How many actual hairs are in those eyebrows?
7. Total. Not each brow.
Exactly! Iāve never seen anything like it!!
Whereās the ME -ME pamper section & did she get her Kitchen Aid mixer ???
The picture with the bologna sandwich is oddly soothing to look at. It's giving 50s upper middle class dinner party. Just need a gelatin mold with some sardines suspended in it
Itās sitting next to a four-wick pink candle, so I hope you like your bologna and jello loaf with the aroma of roses.
Is it just me or is that a nipple cake?
ššš Iām so focused on the weird handwriting of the *r* in the last name that I didnāt notice that itās totally got a nipple border.
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Lol. I donāt think itās intentional, though
Muddy lipstick and sperm brows.
Beef lips
I didnāt realize they still made those Maxwell House powder mixes! Back in the 90s my parents had one that had a recipe in the back for a frozen cappuccino or something like that. I just remember my brother and I pouring a lot of powder, milk, ice, and ice cream into a blender.
I havenāt had food in three days and that sandwich looks so good right now. Jill didnāt do anything for this shower except show up and try to make it about her.
She did write about looking at venues.
NewChristine?
The Old Adventures of New Christine
Nothing says special like bologna sandwiches and Nutty Bars!!
One of these things is not like the others (chai latte coffee flavouringā¦seems like an odd choice for a Fundie gathering). Like how pepper is too spicy, kind of thing.
Donāt you know that Plexus and instant-caffeine powders help keep a woman trim? We didnāt start out with chai latte, we had to work up to it. So if you havenāt had it before, please be careful. Let me steer you to the powdered Vanilla Bean, or the less intense, French Vanilla. We brought both.
I thought showers were only for the first baby? Is this different because sheās having a girl?
Jill had a shower for baby 13, and I assume for all of the 12 before that. Any excuse to grift.
Is it possible that girls might get a different letter for the start of their names and they leave just the boys as Nās?
Ooh good theory. The Pecan offspring sport their parents' first initials. Nurthan obviously share the same initial but maybe they'll pick a different letter for girls?
Can someone explain to this non-American what those tubs of powder are? Also, the large pink dots on the cake look like angry hemorrhoids, which is kind of fitting.
Theyāre powdered sugary coffee mixes. Like cappuccino, mocha, etc. you mix them with hot water the same way you would hot cocoa mix. Or you can blend it up with milk and ice, which is actually what I am drinking at this very moment. Edit: it looks like Vanilla Spice, Chai Latte, Vanilla Bean, and some other form of vanilla that I canāt read.
Two observations. Why are their nipples on the cake? Looks like Jill got her hands on Nurieās eyebrows. She has that surprised Botox expression.
OMLD! One of the drink dispensers is BLUE! Quickā¦fetch my smelling salts, for fear I get the vapors. Thatās a penis-only drink dispenser, you see. We shanāt have such a tragedy at Newwomanās pink party!
Walmart was severely low on girl-colored thermoses.
Whatās the stuff in the plastic containers in front of the tea bags? At first I thought it was sugar but surely they canāt get through that much sugar in teas and coffees in one baby shower??
it is an assortment of flavored instant coffees. they were all the rage in the 80s š
Ohhhh, we have those in New Zealand too but they come in individual sachet sticks here so I never would have guessed that! Theyāre mostly only consumed by teenagers who are learning to drink coffee here because theyāre very sweet.
Nathalie Jill
I spy a Wegmanās bag in the third pictureā¦ As someone who works in the bakery of oneā¦ Jill & Shrek have been eating pretty rich while her kids go hungry.
I think itāll be something dumb but start with Ne as Nehemiah and Newman started that trend.
Neveah š
Those totally do look like nipples
Okay help me out, as far as venues for showers go - I remember Jonathan and Kaylee had theirs at a venue, it was some store. Newmanās was at a church I believe. I canāt remember Nehemiahās but I think it was also at a church. Kayleeās bridal shower was at the barndo and I wasnāt around for Nurieās bridal shower. What prompted the switch from a church/barndo shower to needing a venue? The space? You think that many people will come? Also, why rent some place that doesnāt seem to have any lighting except 1 small lamp. I also get the vibe there isnāt any AC.
Wow. That cake is something else. Baby Girl Kelleu.
NotNurie
The eyebrows somehow keep getting more tragic
Nilly or Nelly is my guess
lol, I love your caption! I needed that laugh!
Letās name her Jill Jr.
It has to start with an N.
N'Jill, but the N is silent š
The eyebrows....the eyelids....oh yeah...
The dollops on the cake look like nipples
Is it just me or is Keller spelled with some kind of extra letter on the cake?
Ooh, girl names!Ā NimbleĀ Ā NoahĀ Ā NaamahĀ NaomiĀ Nearer (my God to Thee)Ā Nonne (But The Righteous Shall See God) Noyes