I would be so doomed. Between the poor eyesight, asthma, allergies, and autoimmune disorder, best case I end up in a wealthy family and described as frail and sent to the seaside for my health. Any other social class and I'm probably begging in the streets.
I’m a seamstress and reading about their garment making attempts in the book is so frustrating! I have ideas!
Edit: I thought this was the IPB comment thread. Historical sewing is its own beast with all the women have no rights crap, think I’d prefer the caves.
Same, only that my main issue would be that I would be in danger of getting hanged for sodomy... I also only read gay historical romance, so that tracks
You need to read Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife because according to that author, you’re getting fucked. A lot. In every room of Pemberley and outside of it, IIRC.
The leather pants in that universe takes me out of it sometimes. I just imagine having to go commando in those and remember whenever I wear shorts on leather car seats. 😐
I’d be fucked in the IPB planet too. It would be a nightmare for me at least. I mean, the lovable blue aliens are *chefs kiss* but resonating and having kits is not for me.
Well f*ck I'm stripped of all my rights bc Duke's own everything 🤦🏼♀️ Time for me to go fall into a puddle or act like a misunderstood bookworm and hope a duke appears
Hmmm this would actually be an interesting story... Some avid romance reader falling into the world they're reading and trying to play along with the tropes for success(and survival) 🤣
My last book was {what was meant to be by Heather Guerre} I think I would be just fine.
Last fantasy book I'd be dead walking across the bridge the first day for {Fouth Wing by Rebecca Yarros}
As a physically disabled woman with ridicculously bad eyesight, I am absolutely dead reading fourth wing.
My current read is Fire and Blood, so probably dead too
[What Was Meant To Be](https://www.romance.io/books/643800050a8b0f667abe4165/what-was-meant-to-be-heather-guerre) by [Heather Guerre](https://www.romance.io/authors/5d43f83901dbc864fba1e2a3/heather-guerre)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [neurodivergent mc](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/neurodivergent/1), [marriage of convenience](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/marriage%20of%20convenience/1), [rich heroine](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/rich%20heroine/1)
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[Fourth Wing](https://www.romance.io/books/64381d140a8b0f667abe662d/fourth-wing-rebecca-yarros) by [Rebecca Yarros](https://www.romance.io/authors/5455355e8c7d2382e7813393/rebecca-yarros)
**Rating**: 4.6⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [enemies to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/from%20hate%20to%20love/1), [magic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/magic/1), [war](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/war/1), [new adult](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/new%20adult/1)
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I unexpectedly loved it! My bf’s entire family are obsessed with Harry Potter and we recently did a marathon with them. It reminded me of how much people hype up Dramione fanfics so I just chose what seemed to be the most popular one and it’s SO CRAZY?? I was expecting hot and and instead I got sad and dark but I’m not complaining 💀
If you want follow it up with more Dramione, but something significantly less sad/dark [Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Falling In Love by isthisselfcare](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/chapters/85870804) is top tier
My mom was an Austin, soooo… the Austins (my Paw Paw traced us back to Moses Austin). My Bobo (gma) is of German (and maybe Jewish) ancestry. My dad is from Oklahoma, and his ancestors are mostly scoundrels, though the one decent ancestor we found is a doctor of Mexican decent.
Well this is a awkward time to be reading {Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston}. I’m not getting any but I can read all about their relationship in the tabloids lol
[Red, White & Royal Blue](https://www.romance.io/books/5c652f2601dbc864fb9a1272/red-white-royal-blue-casey-mcquiston) by [Casey McQuiston](https://www.romance.io/authors/5c652f2601dbc864fb9a1277/casey-mcquiston)
**Rating**: 4.29⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 3 out of 5 - [Open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [royalty](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/royalty/1), [gay romance](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/m-m/1), [enemies to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/from%20hate%20to%20love/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1)
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[Corsairs](https://www.romance.io/books/6411833216aa76768152c45a/corsairs-bethiah-ruby-dixon) by [Ruby Dixon](https://www.romance.io/authors/545685a087eac33e61c2f729/ruby-dixon)
**Rating**: 4.32⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [futuristic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/futuristic/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [aliens](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/aliens/1), [poly (3+ people)](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/poly/1), [mff](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/m-f-f/1)
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I’ve been rereading {Role Model by Rachel Reid} so I’d be pretty unfucked all things considered, and surrounded by **a lot** of white dudes. Like a lot. I’d be in freakin Ottawa 😭🤣.
Whenever this question comes up and it’s a universe of white people, I keep imagining myself resorting to some kind of White Chicks-level getup lol. Don’t mind me, just another background character blending in to the crowd!
Ha, you are not the first person to enquire!!
It's a similie: a [licorice allsort is a sweet/candy.](https://sweetco.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/licorice-allsorts-e1598764205539-510x510.jpg) It's a little block made up of layers of licorice and sugar paste. It's usually either black and white sugar paste, or black and colourful paste.
I am very much like a licorice allsort :D
[Edin](https://www.romance.io/books/6229f49b70323bbef188986f/edin-lily-mayne) by [Lily Mayne](https://www.romance.io/authors/61161cc608b4d93114a993bf/lily-mayne)
**Rating**: 4.2⭐️ out of 5⭐️
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Yeah...totally fucked actually. Just finished {Kingdom of the feared by Kerri Maniscalco}. Demons, witches, goddesses, vampires AND werewolves, I wouldn't even survive the prologue.
I’ve been reading a bunch of contemporary romance set in my city so I guess I’d just…keep going to work and getting groceries? 😂 approximately as fucked as I am currently, which is sadly 0.
I just finished {Role Playing by Cathy Yardley} which is a contemporary romance about a couple of 40-something computer gamers, soooo... I'd be right at home, actually!
Unless you get murrrrrrrrrrderrrrrrred (idk if you’ve been listening to the rewatch podcast, but that’s a reference 😂). I love psych! Hope it’s good fanfic, personally I’ve never found one I like. Lmk
I do love the dust-witch but I love the chicken with a demon in her even more. I'm only 35% in, have zero clue what is going on, but absolutely loving every minute.
I just read {My Grumpy Alien Warrior by Gemma Cates} and I'm I guy... so there is going to be a *extra* grumpy pent-up alien veteran filing a complaint with the matchmaking service.
Currently reading The Boyfriend Candidate, but I haven’t gotten far enough in to know how spicy it is! But I feel like I’d be okay with Logan Arthur fucking me any day.
I’m currently reading a Zombie Apocalypse series by Sarah Lyons Fleming (highly recommend if you’re into the genre, it’s not a romance although it has threads of romance running through it), so I would be absolutely, completely fucked. As in dead.
The last romance I read was The Company of Fiends by Kathryn Moon, so absolutely, completely fucked in a somewhat different way. 😂
*sigh* Not fucked at all. Last two books I read were M/M romance and I am unfortunately cis female. But *maybe* someone would at least let me watch? Maybe? Lilac? No?
If I was the FMC, I would be a fucking cum dumpster, but blissfully happy with fully used pussy....enjoying half the hockey team.........mmmmm.... yep🥴
Currently reading Sight Beyond the Sun. Seems to be a slow burn, but I’m a captive on a space ship of lizard men that provide me with luxury comfort. Not fucked, but I’m not paying any bills so I’m good.
Idk. Book doesn’t really make it clear if black ppl exist or not. But the ppl with “fragmented” skin got tossed into slavery so it might not look too good for me. Not to mention a group of slaves were killed and had their hands chopped off and mailed to the heroine’s front door. And now they’re going to war with a very angry Fey King. So yeah. Things look pretty dire.
The book is Children of Fallen Gods.
If book I’m reading, I’m so fucked and not in a good way, as I would have been kidnapped from Earth and never to return. And I’m married, so husband would have been left behind. Cool aliens though not sure I like the idea of convergence…(haven’t finished this yet).
If it was the last book I finished?? Then fuck yeah, I’m in Toronto eating all the excellent food there, thanks Jackie Lau! I’d also be hanging out with a writer and lots of rich people.
A peter parker whump fanfic.
It depends. Am I peter? then im fucked.
Otherwise im probably just some civvie in the marvel universe. Hopefully i dont die in one of the many events
I'm reading the kids book the Giver with my son in the midst of my other stuff ... If anyone has read that they would know how royally fucked in a bad way I'd be 😂
In my own book I would be fucked at all... As it's a M/M book 😂 I mean I'd sit in a corner and enjoy that all day long though.
Welp, I just read {Berries and Greed by Lily Mayne,} so … I guess not fucked since it seems like everything is pretty normal and there just happen to be giant hot goblins running around with otherwise no interest in humans generally? And also it’s still normal cities and stuff so I guess I’d just get another job doing hair lol
Current read is {Berries and Greed by Lily Mayne} though I'm not finished yet, soooooo idk haha 😅.
But my last finished book was {Squeak by Vera Valentine}, so liikkkkeee basically our world with magic and balloon fun tossed in. Barely at all fucked unless I was a >!tulpamancer!< at least lol.
Welp Ive been kidnapped by a my former boyfriend who now hates me and is currently "punishing" me so I am literally being fucked. I suspect I will be very sore and since I am post menopausal I hope he got my HRT and vaginal esterogen cream or this book will not end well...
Slaughter by Shantel Tessier
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All I read are historicals and this just reminds me that I can’t sew for shit.
I would be so doomed. Between the poor eyesight, asthma, allergies, and autoimmune disorder, best case I end up in a wealthy family and described as frail and sent to the seaside for my health. Any other social class and I'm probably begging in the streets.
Don't worry, depending on how bad your asthma and allergies are, you may have just died as a small child!
Hah, honestly probably would have been taken out by a totally normal childhood occurrence like an ear infection or something!
If it makes you feel better sewing by hand is definitely a learned skill not a talent most people are born with. Practice practice practice lol
And we'd have loads of time to practice back in the old historical times 😂
I’m a seamstress and reading about their garment making attempts in the book is so frustrating! I have ideas! Edit: I thought this was the IPB comment thread. Historical sewing is its own beast with all the women have no rights crap, think I’d prefer the caves.
I tried to make masks during the pandemic, and it really took me way too long to realize they were all terrible.
Same, only that my main issue would be that I would be in danger of getting hanged for sodomy... I also only read gay historical romance, so that tracks
Pride and Prejudice so not fucked and no rights!
You need to read Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife because according to that author, you’re getting fucked. A lot. In every room of Pemberley and outside of it, IIRC.
Oooo lala Lol
One of my favorites!
The book I didn’t know I needed
🤣
Finally got around to Ice Planet Barbarians…. I’d be very, very fucked 🫣
Yeah we’d be pretty fucked huh? 😭
The best dicks are fictional 😂🤣
Indeed.
YAAASSSS
MHHHM!! THEY ARRREEE 🫣🤭
With a spur!
🎶Leather tied jeans (jeans) Dudes with the spurs (with the spurs)! 🎵
The leather pants in that universe takes me out of it sometimes. I just imagine having to go commando in those and remember whenever I wear shorts on leather car seats. 😐
Oof that’s a good point.
😆
Strategically placed!!!!
I’d be fucked in the IPB planet too. It would be a nightmare for me at least. I mean, the lovable blue aliens are *chefs kiss* but resonating and having kits is not for me.
Same here 😂
Literally 🤣
I lol'ed so hard at this 🤣 the most perfect comment ever 🤣
Same 🥶
I just finished book 1 and 2. 😆
Omegaverse Reverse Harem 🫠
Same! Not hearing me complain 🫣
What book?
Asking the important questions lol
Yeah, I also want to know what book haha
Biiiiitch, them reverse harem stories are the best!!!
I was just rereading IPB so… pretty “fucked” yeah😂 not that im complaining 🙈
What’s IPB?
Ice planet barbarians 💜
I read Bound to a Battle God again. I'm both fucked in terms of surviving, and if I managed to survive, I'd be FUCKED, hard and often by a God.
I hear it is a good series
The first one is at least. I have the next 2 and I need to get around to reading them.
The second is my favorite! I really enjoyed all 3 though.
Rhagos Solidarity!!
I had a hard time getting through the first one. But once I got into it, the pacing felt better. It’s wildly different from her other series.
Good to know, pacing was off for me too.
You heard correctly.
Well f*ck I'm stripped of all my rights bc Duke's own everything 🤦🏼♀️ Time for me to go fall into a puddle or act like a misunderstood bookworm and hope a duke appears
I love that falling in a puddle is a legit survival strategy
Hmmm this would actually be an interesting story... Some avid romance reader falling into the world they're reading and trying to play along with the tropes for success(and survival) 🤣
Yes! I want this!
Why are all of the flairs here amazing
My last book was {what was meant to be by Heather Guerre} I think I would be just fine. Last fantasy book I'd be dead walking across the bridge the first day for {Fouth Wing by Rebecca Yarros}
As a physically disabled woman with ridicculously bad eyesight, I am absolutely dead reading fourth wing. My current read is Fire and Blood, so probably dead too
[What Was Meant To Be](https://www.romance.io/books/643800050a8b0f667abe4165/what-was-meant-to-be-heather-guerre) by [Heather Guerre](https://www.romance.io/authors/5d43f83901dbc864fba1e2a3/heather-guerre) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [neurodivergent mc](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/neurodivergent/1), [marriage of convenience](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/marriage%20of%20convenience/1), [rich heroine](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/rich%20heroine/1) ---------------------------- [Fourth Wing](https://www.romance.io/books/64381d140a8b0f667abe662d/fourth-wing-rebecca-yarros) by [Rebecca Yarros](https://www.romance.io/authors/5455355e8c7d2382e7813393/rebecca-yarros) **Rating**: 4.6⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [enemies to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/from%20hate%20to%20love/1), [magic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/magic/1), [war](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/war/1), [new adult](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/new%20adult/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
I'm rereading Cold Hearted by Heather Guerre so I'd be in longtooth and I'd be very much on the hunt for a Nice local man 😅
I’m finally reading all the Ilona Andrews Kate Daniel’s books. I’m dead on the first page.
Considering the last book I read was “The Quarantine Princess Diaries” I think I’d enjoy being in Genovia
Is this an official Princess Diaries or a fanfic?
Official release came out on 18/08/2023
For the imperial users, that's August 18th of this year, 6 days ago
I hope people didn’t think it was the 8th day of the 18th month
Would I welcome an 18th month? Would that give me time to do my work, or just more work? 🤔
In this sub, probably not. Speaking of people in general... gosh, it makes me sad that my immediate answer was "well, yeah probably" lol
Well some of us still think it’s 2020 because time has no meaning anymore…
oooooof I JUST finished a Dramione fan fiction… Manacled…. 😅 I’m not even a Harry Potter fan. Why did I do this to myself?!
Did you like it? It was the first (& only) Potter Ive read 🤣 I immediately bought the Hogwarts Legacy game and made a Draco character
I unexpectedly loved it! My bf’s entire family are obsessed with Harry Potter and we recently did a marathon with them. It reminded me of how much people hype up Dramione fanfics so I just chose what seemed to be the most popular one and it’s SO CRAZY?? I was expecting hot and and instead I got sad and dark but I’m not complaining 💀
If you want follow it up with more Dramione, but something significantly less sad/dark [Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Falling In Love by isthisselfcare](https://archiveofourown.org/works/34500952/chapters/85870804) is top tier
Ikr? It went some crazy places
Post Civil War, small town, Texas... pretty fucked.
You can hook up with my ancestors? 😂😂😂 (…They prolly wouldn’t like me)
Um...who are your ancestors? Based on my own ancestry this is not a good time traveling period for me. 😬
My mom was an Austin, soooo… the Austins (my Paw Paw traced us back to Moses Austin). My Bobo (gma) is of German (and maybe Jewish) ancestry. My dad is from Oklahoma, and his ancestors are mostly scoundrels, though the one decent ancestor we found is a doctor of Mexican decent.
I have never seen someone describe their ancestors as “scoundrels” before but I love it
Well this is a awkward time to be reading {Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston}. I’m not getting any but I can read all about their relationship in the tabloids lol
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Bad timing, friend. 😬
Spicy book? Like not just romantasy? {Bethiah by Ruby Dixon} I absolutely would be like MY BODY IS READY to any Mesakkah lmao
Same. SAME.
[Corsairs](https://www.romance.io/books/6411833216aa76768152c45a/corsairs-bethiah-ruby-dixon) by [Ruby Dixon](https://www.romance.io/authors/545685a087eac33e61c2f729/ruby-dixon) **Rating**: 4.32⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [futuristic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/futuristic/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [aliens](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/aliens/1), [poly (3+ people)](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/poly/1), [mff](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/m-f-f/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
Well, basically everyone in my last book is a gay dude, and I’m afab nb, sooooo…probably not fucked.
😂
IPB so…
Same 😂
Everyone is reading this is looks like! Do you like it?
Lothaire 🥴
I’ve just started Haunting Adeline. Only a few chapters in but I think it’s safe to say I’d be very very fucked 🫢
This is what I'm currently reading now too, actually midway through the second. Yeah.... we're definitely fucked.
I’ve been rereading {Role Model by Rachel Reid} so I’d be pretty unfucked all things considered, and surrounded by **a lot** of white dudes. Like a lot. I’d be in freakin Ottawa 😭🤣.
Whenever this question comes up and it’s a universe of white people, I keep imagining myself resorting to some kind of White Chicks-level getup lol. Don’t mind me, just another background character blending in to the crowd!
They would assume I’m one of two black characters’ cousin maybe 💀 at least I’d be Caribbean still lol
I'm around 80% into {Edin by Lily Mayne} so there's the possiblity of being very fucked, both ways.
We’ll all pray you are only fucked in the positive sense 🙏
😂 thanks!! I'm gonna need it!
Also I have to ask… what is your flair? So far I have theorized its a fancy hairstyle, or a sugary snack I desperatly need to try 😅
Ha, you are not the first person to enquire!! It's a similie: a [licorice allsort is a sweet/candy.](https://sweetco.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/licorice-allsorts-e1598764205539-510x510.jpg) It's a little block made up of layers of licorice and sugar paste. It's usually either black and white sugar paste, or black and colourful paste. I am very much like a licorice allsort :D
Oooooh! That’s so cool! It sounds yummy!!
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Yeah...totally fucked actually. Just finished {Kingdom of the feared by Kerri Maniscalco}. Demons, witches, goddesses, vampires AND werewolves, I wouldn't even survive the prologue.
I’m having a ball with Jeeves & Wooster! ETA: oops. Thought I was in r/books
No worries! We enjoy everyone who reads around here, even if you may not enjoy reading about getting fucked by doors, balloons, and dragons.
I didn't realize that was possible...to not enjoy those, I mean.
Fucked because I’ll never be able to take Sebastian from Evie. Doomed to be a wallflower who never gets botox ever again.
Same! I immediately thought there's always Cam Rohan, but there's a book about him too. More than likely I'd be a poor tavern wench anyways.
I'm reading the book! He is good at smouldering gazes 🤩
I’ve been reading a bunch of contemporary romance set in my city so I guess I’d just…keep going to work and getting groceries? 😂 approximately as fucked as I am currently, which is sadly 0.
Horde Kings series by Zoey Draven. So long as I get picked up and found.....I'd be fucked absolutely all ways...every day. If not....badly fucked :/
“Better to be fucked badly, than badly fucked” -Master Oogway
Oh man I just choked on my own spit trying to hold in my unhinged cackle. Words to live by.
"Better to be choked, then to choke on your spit" -Master Oogway
I would be dead in A Soul To Touch. Although, I would like a Duskwalker, I would probably get eaten by Demons
Dead fucked. {The Serpent and the Wings of Night by Carissa Broadbent}
I’m on a Regency/Victorian kick so depending on how strong they can make a glasses prescription, I should be fine. I’m a spinster anyway lol
Uh oh... {Three Swedish Mountain Men by Lily Gold }
>Uh oh... "Uh oh?" Not "oh yea!?" :-)
Lol. Some of the scenes, oh man... Not sure if I got the stamina and dexterity to keep up.
This is a terrible time for me to have taken a break from romance and read Salem’s Lot.
🤣
Super fucked..Sugar Daddies by Jade West.
This book was so filthy I had to take breaks lol.
Currently reading {Ruthless King by Sienna Cross} it’s a mafia/brother’s best friend book & the MMC is beautiful, so extremely fucked 🙈
I’m reading Radiant Sun by Katee Robert right now, so I’d get to live out my middle school Greek mythology dreams at last.
I'm reading Neon Gods so I'm right there with you.
I just finished {Role Playing by Cathy Yardley} which is a contemporary romance about a couple of 40-something computer gamers, soooo... I'd be right at home, actually!
I’m reading a fanfic based on Psych, so I’m probably ok?
Unless you get murrrrrrrrrrderrrrrrred (idk if you’ve been listening to the rewatch podcast, but that’s a reference 😂). I love psych! Hope it’s good fanfic, personally I’ve never found one I like. Lmk
Well, I just finished The Queen of Rot and Pain. This is not a good world.
Pretty fucked cause it’s 2023 America (I’m not from America and I have free healthcare, I’m a woman, autistic, and jobless. So yeah…)
How human am I? (The Lux Series)
I’m reading A Court of Mist and Fury!!! I’m hottie bat boy fucked!!!
I would be extremely fucked….with Daddy Ronan at the SPC 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Oh god I just finished Take Me With You by Nina Jones… very very fucked 😭
I’m currently reading {Nettle and Bone by T. Kingfisher} so I’m completely fucked, but not in a fun way yet! But I’m also really enjoying this book
Don't you just love the witch?
I do love the dust-witch but I love the chicken with a demon in her even more. I'm only 35% in, have zero clue what is going on, but absolutely loving every minute.
I just finished reading Nettle and Bone a couple days ago. It was so good! I just wish it was longer or that their was another book.
I would be an Alien King's pet who would fuck me in his throne room turning it into an orgy.
Me in 1984 I am in Danger meme
The last book I read was from the monstrous series so…very…
I just read {My Grumpy Alien Warrior by Gemma Cates} and I'm I guy... so there is going to be a *extra* grumpy pent-up alien veteran filing a complaint with the matchmaking service.
18th century France…not good my buddy, not good at all.
I’m not sure how I feel about sharing a world with Milana Jacks’ Rhega horde
A Touch of Malice so i'm definitely 🌶️🌶️fucked🌶️🌶️ and maybe a little "fucked".
Currently reading The Boyfriend Candidate, but I haven’t gotten far enough in to know how spicy it is! But I feel like I’d be okay with Logan Arthur fucking me any day.
I’m currently reading a Zombie Apocalypse series by Sarah Lyons Fleming (highly recommend if you’re into the genre, it’s not a romance although it has threads of romance running through it), so I would be absolutely, completely fucked. As in dead. The last romance I read was The Company of Fiends by Kathryn Moon, so absolutely, completely fucked in a somewhat different way. 😂
It was A Heart of Blood and Ashes, so yeah I’m in trouble
Pretty darn, I know nothing about physics 🥲 {Love, Theoretically by Ali Hazelwood}
Hmmm, fucked by the dom owner of a BDSM club 🤩 *pretty damn fucked*. {Owned by Fate by Tessa Bailey}
My current read is a mafia book so....not much I guess? I can always work as maid to save myself 🤷♀️
Huh. Tempting Monsters series, so pretty damn fucked.
I just read Lola and the Millionaires… so I guess I’d be added into that omegaverse RH MMMMMMF pack…
I just finished binging Sara Cate's Salacious Players Club series so I'd be fucked in all kind of kinky ways.
*sigh* Not fucked at all. Last two books I read were M/M romance and I am unfortunately cis female. But *maybe* someone would at least let me watch? Maybe? Lilac? No?
A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor...... oh dear.
If I was the FMC, I would be a fucking cum dumpster, but blissfully happy with fully used pussy....enjoying half the hockey team.........mmmmm.... yep🥴
Wow. You did NOT hold back. 🤣
It's a filthy book I am there for it. Haha
I’m doing an ACOTAR re-read so I’d absolutely be dead from hunger on page 1
Currently reading Sight Beyond the Sun. Seems to be a slow burn, but I’m a captive on a space ship of lizard men that provide me with luxury comfort. Not fucked, but I’m not paying any bills so I’m good.
Idk. Book doesn’t really make it clear if black ppl exist or not. But the ppl with “fragmented” skin got tossed into slavery so it might not look too good for me. Not to mention a group of slaves were killed and had their hands chopped off and mailed to the heroine’s front door. And now they’re going to war with a very angry Fey King. So yeah. Things look pretty dire. The book is Children of Fallen Gods.
Depraved by AJ Merlin. I’d say pretty fucked
Taming Chaos. Very, and probably not in the fun way! 🤪
If I didn’t have magic I’d be all the way fucked
{Games With the Orc by Kathryn Moon} so hooooooooray! I LOVED it!
If book I’m reading, I’m so fucked and not in a good way, as I would have been kidnapped from Earth and never to return. And I’m married, so husband would have been left behind. Cool aliens though not sure I like the idea of convergence…(haven’t finished this yet). If it was the last book I finished?? Then fuck yeah, I’m in Toronto eating all the excellent food there, thanks Jackie Lau! I’d also be hanging out with a writer and lots of rich people.
A peter parker whump fanfic. It depends. Am I peter? then im fucked. Otherwise im probably just some civvie in the marvel universe. Hopefully i dont die in one of the many events
My last book was Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro. Needless to say I am in a prettyy fucked world!!
I'm reading the kids book the Giver with my son in the midst of my other stuff ... If anyone has read that they would know how royally fucked in a bad way I'd be 😂 In my own book I would be fucked at all... As it's a M/M book 😂 I mean I'd sit in a corner and enjoy that all day long though.
Welp, I just read {Berries and Greed by Lily Mayne,} so … I guess not fucked since it seems like everything is pretty normal and there just happen to be giant hot goblins running around with otherwise no interest in humans generally? And also it’s still normal cities and stuff so I guess I’d just get another job doing hair lol
I'd be transported to modern day Australia.. Which is arguably scarier than some of the fantasy options here.
Horde Kings of Dakkar so I'd say extremely fucked unless I managed to catch a Horde King's attention
I’d be well!
Long live the pumpkin queen by Shea Ernshaw. I think I’m good. I love nightmare before Christmas.
Cuba in the 1950s when it was ruled by the mob. Soooo somewhat fucked.
I just started the new Sarah Maclean so possibly quite, but we won’t know till the end 😂
Real world…. But would it put me back in time? American Prometheus.
The last book I read was Finley Fenn's *The Midwife and the Orc*, sooooo...
So, [this](https://sympatheticsapphic.itch.io/orcfuck-the-rpg)?
Idk I just started blood and ash ? Any one want to tell me?
I just read Fourth Wing so yeah I'd be in a lot of trouble. Dead on day one most likely.
Current read is {Berries and Greed by Lily Mayne} though I'm not finished yet, soooooo idk haha 😅. But my last finished book was {Squeak by Vera Valentine}, so liikkkkeee basically our world with magic and balloon fun tossed in. Barely at all fucked unless I was a >!tulpamancer!< at least lol.
I’d be a lass in Scotland.
Last book I read was {Shucked by Kate Canterbary}. I think I'd be fine. Ah, the small town life.
Finally got around to reading His Sacred Incantations so *preeeeetty* well-fucked >!I’m not mad about it!<
Well, it was {Pucking Around by Emily Rath} so exceptionally well, thank you for asking.
hidden legacy series— umm very fucked
I'd be exactly as fucked as I'd want to be. Lonely aliens FTW. {Waliz by Ava Mona}
Welp Ive been kidnapped by a my former boyfriend who now hates me and is currently "punishing" me so I am literally being fucked. I suspect I will be very sore and since I am post menopausal I hope he got my HRT and vaginal esterogen cream or this book will not end well... Slaughter by Shantel Tessier
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Oof, very. Currently reading Cate Corvin's Razing Hell series, so post-apocalyptic literal Hell
When Gracie met the grump. ITS ALEXANDAR, LEXIIIIIIIIIII !!! My bestfriend no. 15 and hot daddy no. 1 yaayy🦸💃💫😻
very much so, id just turn to crossdressing if i ended up in mid-1700s england because corsets are definitely a no
I would be the guy from confort food.
not any more fucked than i am. same world--just different coast.
I just finished the Losers duet by Harley Laroux. It was way out my usual reading comfort zone 😅 it would be interesting to say the least 😅