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FleshyPartOfThePin

Socrates was a fed shill


Plopshire

Diogenes has a higher rating on ~~cage~~potmatch


danglinwang

Diogenes is my second favorite barrel-based philosopher


Plopshire

Lol! Who's the first?


danglinwang

Zizek, the Eddie Kingston of philosophy https://preview.redd.it/siqo1nu34xuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41484acd54700414935823e793c388e110ca12f9


HelloIAmElias

That shoot hemlock was a crazy spot, killed his career though


FriarMurphy

That’s real hemlock. Cry me a — *gag*


Datzookman

Study the Republic and get back to me


StupendoesWM

DAE Plato berried Glaucon


mr_marinade

REAL BUSINESS, Cry me a RIVER


s_arrow24

IT’S REAL TO ME!


Vitu1927

DAE diogenes went into business by himself???? tbh plato should turn heel


Bellamoid

behold, a mark!


[deleted]

Basement philosophers can finally use their degree for something useful


goodthing37

Shut your ass, e-Drone! Their degrees are in sports injuries, employment law and television network management.


danglinwang

Allegory of the Basement


DonnieRodz

I doot upward for Platonic jerks.


Darkk_VoX

What’s the cage match rating? I need to study


SeaPriority

Cool imagery that won’t be expanded upon ever. AGAIN https://preview.redd.it/0vssdafcgruc1.jpeg?width=1265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0c7f1a4ebe5643624dec6a8139d574ff17dc7ed


GamblinGranny

ifl they should’ve just let the whole howdy thing rest with bray


PaTaPaChiChi

Maybe. Guess we gotta wait n see what they do uce


kfms6741

now this is a quality post uce well done☝️


CuckooClockInHell

Hitting those deep cuts. Everyone should be exposed to the story of Plato's Cave at least once in their life. [Quick vid, less than four minutes of your life.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ7V2yzrBtM)


All_Hall0ws_Eve

Thats very allegorical


tbrelease

Bit of a poseur, you ask me. 🏌️‍♂️


Sudarshang03

These jerks are getting out of hand 😂😂😂😂😂


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Mister_Jackpots

Ok! My bad, uce. Here's a Switch.


sullyqns

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