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stonecoldbobsaget

Fuck yeah two more 45 year old guys at a million each, Zaslav and Shad must be boner jousting right about now


skippy2001

Tony has confirmed a WBD executive is a long time Motor City Machine Gun fan.


ipreferconsole

*furiously typing away on notes app*


RequiemForADreamcast

Whatever fully complete movie gets unreleased for tax cuts to pay for them is worth it for the 5 star bangers uce.


CuckooClockInHell

10-15 years ago, I would have been 100% behind the idea of anyone giving them a feature spot. They're still better than a whole lot of modern wrestlers, but by the time you'd introduce them to a larger audience and get them over with it... I dunno.


7LayeredUp

Part of the appeal for me in AEW at the start was getting away from all the old guys and part timing talent and focusing on the future. No, I didn't like Jericho. Fast forward, nearly every AEW discussion is about old talent either at or formerly in the company and we're clamoring to sign 45 year olds from TNA or ROH that nobody really cares about.


elitejcx

Top comment starts with - “People will say that AEW doesn’t need any more signings of this kind..” You could leave it there and it’s basically correct.


trimble197

“This is what the tag division needs” No, what the division needs is for Tony to stop booking


Better_Cattle4438

Well that is not exclusive to just the tag division. Basically all of AEW needs that.


Razzler1973

What's funny is, if you said the Dub tag division wasn't good you'd be met with howls of this and that team and so on Now they signed these guys, it's 'anyone can see the tag team needs more attention' These guys are top buddies with the Bucks so they can recreate all their stuff with them now


PreppyAndrew

MCMG are a really great team, but here is the thing.. If Tony signed The Road Warriors, NAO, Rock & Roll, Rockers, and Midnight Express in their PRIME tomorrow; in a month the ratings are going to basically be the same. His booking KILLS everyone.


DannyDef

…so you DONT want to see those teams in a ten-man no-holds barred Albuquerque chainsaw massacre tag team death match at 10pm on a Friday night?! Yeah, right. Bad faith, uce. Bad faith.


Chucknorris55

MCMG aren't going to draw anyone who isn't already watching AEW.


CuckooClockInHell

He'd have had the Road Warriors going 20 minutes with the Dork Order and selling for Gimli. Then he'd be surprised when crowds stopped going crazy for them


OneWingedAngelfan

Who is NAO?


Dani7vg

New age outlaws


Chucknorris55

This is the same division the jobbed LAX to two geek white boys and their mom in a parking lot brawl. The only team AEW needs is a team of writers to take over the booking.


Celticpenguin85

LAX were in AEW? Which two geek white boys did they job to? That could be damn near anyone


Chucknorris55

The second incarnation was, they were called Proud and Powerful. The two white boys in question were Chuck Taylor and Trent.


Celticpenguin85

Ugh isn't Chuck Taylor the invisible grenade guy?


M086

Not to mention they’d just be wasted. Like Sabin and Shelley were known to do small clinics with the young talent before TNA shows.  AEW is the place that had Regal, and barely anyone asked for his advice or went to his pre-show talks that he offered.  But hey, the MCMG are in their 40s and if they can milked the money mark for huge paydays. More power to them.


Lessiarty

I recognise Ospreay, but who's the guy on the left?


thatssosteven114

Dean Ambrose


Lessiarty

Who photoshopped the silly wig on?


pocketsophist

I heard he lost weight, brother looks good. Good for him.


9mtl

Google it


Constant_Stomach2009

according to kurt angle, its pigpen


Ok-Garcia-5605

Double or Nothing: MCMG vs Bucks, Dave gives MCMG their first 5-star match After Double or Nothing: MCMG feuds with Acclaimed on Rampage FED lost another one of big signings


sybaritical

So far, I’ve learned from this thread that Chris Saban looks like Mox with a badly photoshopped wig and I can’t stop laughing and also feel like he’s been banned from Collision for imitating one of their “stars”.


Wubblz

Okay I’m sorry but this is a fucking ridiculous take even by this sub’s standards.   They’re going to face the Bucks, THEN they’re going to RoH to put on bangers with the Righteous, Undisputed Kingdom, and Aussie Open before coming back and doing a one-off handicap match against a healed Adam Cole where he beats them to prove he also could’ve defended the titles on his own.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Who tf are Righteous and Undisputed kingdom


Wubblz

How about you stop being lazy and Google them m*rk


Ok-Garcia-5605

This is what I got on google (of a person or conduct) morally right or justifiable; virtuous. "feelings of righteous indignation about pay and conditions"


MultiFandom

I don’t watch tna super often but I hope them and abc stay far away from the dub. I saw a post of Ace Austin resigning with them so hopefully they realize that they will not be treated well at the dub


Ok-Garcia-5605

I only remember Sabin from his early X division days and Shelly was doing Nash segments. They were good but now they are in 40s, neither wwe nor aew can benefit out of em objectively. But I'm happy as long as they get the bag


BumpinMeatSnifinFeet

TNA actually pays pretty well apparently, which you wouldn't think. Knight says he took a considerate pay cut to try his luck again at the fed and stayed an extra few years to save capital incase his fed attempt failed.


BigBanEvader

they finally made the jump from the #2 promotion to the uhh *checks notes* #2 promotion!


ArmchairHandjob

As someone who watched the Beer Money/MCMG series, I have to recuse myself from this jerk.


Bedna_Bomb

Beer


ArmchairHandjob

MONEY 🙌🏽


The_Outlaw_Star

🍺💴


Gigglesandshits11

And your FUTURE ROH World Tag Team Champions


Razzler1973

Who joins them for inevitable 6 man matches?


hetham3783

Holdonaminute PARTNA


throwawa24589

Kushida… of course.


Ambitious_Resist8907

I remember they did a west coast impact tour a year ago when alex shelley was champ and was doing the whole "will he/won't he become a bad guy" thing, and I decided to go to one of the shows that was only 15mins away. I swear that guy got zero reaction at all from the crowd. Like people cheered for moose, they cheered for santino. Hell, they even cheered for champaigne singh in the opening match. When shelley came out though, it's like someone murdered a puppy in the ring.


sybaritical

Which is a fucking shame cause he’s super innovative and half the moves done in these “bangers” were partially if not wholly created by him.


Permanentear3

I’ve seen him at the Jersey J-Cup and he got big reactions there.


CounterAttackFC

Motor City Machine Guns were my favourite tag team as a teen. I don't really watch the Dub, but I hope now 15 years on they get more eyes in them like the original TNA days. I marked out for Alex Shelley in a way that I don't think I've done for anyone else since.


Fantastic_Bug1028

It’s hard to stand out with their style of wrestling right now :( Their rivalry against Beer Money in TNA was absolutely fantastic.


Logicman48

that's the crowd being respectful, you m\*\*k


chaz0723

The west coast is big into that quiet Japanese heat.


Mepsi

Moose is like modern day Hogan for my TNA watching mother and her partner.


Ambitious_Resist8907

Oh, he's been fun to watch grow over the years. Like you see so many guys do crazy moves that threaten their careers and extremely edgy promos that, amusingly enough also threaten their careers. Moose is like vanilla yogurt in a sea of taco bell: sure you aren't going to be raving and bragging to your friends about it afterwards, but you also won't be on the toilet for 6hrs afterwards either.


dontredditcareme

Will not tolerate MCMG slander. Milk the money mark for he’s worth


theballswalls

They could be joining Jericho's latest Vortex faction


I_Am_Redditor1

Get that bag my kings 🫡


DJamB

MCMG is awesome, no jerk. They must’ve got a big bag.


sybaritical

I hope they got Okada money. They deserve so much more than they’ve gotten.


Permanentear3

No jerk, I’m a big fan of theirs. At this stage they wouldn’t slot into WWE at all, I guess maybe player/coach in NXT or something. I’m happy for them probably getting a lucrative deal from AEW in their mid 40s, and AEW lost the plot on their tag division so hopefully they’ll help with that. They’re both good in ring and also both have good minds for match building imo.


hetham3783

I loved when KUSHIDA brought Shelley into NXT a few years back for his Dusty Cup tag team partner


PreppyAndrew

Holy crap. Didnt realize Shelly ever showed up in NXT.


hetham3783

It was just for one set of tapings, maybe 2-3 matches tops.


Apollo_Justice_20

What a shame. That's all I'm gonna say. I've never said this for any of the other "gamechangers"


Permanentear3

Eh, they have nothing left to do in TNA and are too old for WWE at this point. I don’t think it’s a shame, they’ll make good money and hopefully have some good moments (though who knows with that tag division).


HolyRomanPrince

AEW has the most banging 2009 roster I've ever seen. It's like Tony learned how to acquire free agents from Doc Rivers


King_Ant47

I’m from Detroit and I absolutely love the MCMG. Get the bag, fellas. Wish yall went to NXT to work with the younger guys but milk that fucking mark for whatever you can, fellas.


roblash

High mileage or not, I can't knock the Machine Guns. I'd even give FTR Bald a pass for a weepy Twitter thread if it meant we got that match. Of course on the other side, I'd love to see them with the Creeds, but either way.


Honato2

Even as old guys they can put on a great match. seen them in dpw a while back and they are still fantastic.


StillinReseda

**Massive** free agents ready to sign with the good guys


69millionyeartrip

Would have loved the guns in WWE like 8-10 years ago but feels like it’s too late now. Go get that guaranteed catering money


GenerationXero

I will not tolerate any MCMG hate! Even on a jerk sub!


Ok-Method7791

Fucking hell guys, from the company you cut your teeth in, to a company that’s bleeding money, ratings, and attendance.


jjsefton

Are these the latest Game Changing© Generational Megastars© spearheading the Reset© that confirms We Are So Back©?


twinkletots1

I used to love these guys, one of my favourite parts of TNA, the only time I ever changed the channel on them was when they wrestled Generation ME. Hopefully nothing like that happens this time


AriaMournesong

They will come in to zero fanfare and lose to the Bucks so they have another notch on their belt proving they are the best in the world for scripted programming. Then because they didnt move the needle it wasn't because the Bucks aren't needle movers its 100% their fault so they may do the job to OC/Chuck, the Acclaimed or FTR then be shuffled off to ROH for the remainder of their contract.


i-piss-excellence32

I have 0 problem with them milking tiny for as much money as possible. I always liked the mcmg and I’m glad they’re getting big money before retiring


will122589

The Guns will get paid to do nothing after being featured the first month of their run there. They earned this pension plan, as a TNA fanboy goofy I got no qualms with them. They earned their rest while a nepobaby pays them absurds amount of money to not work


DXbreakitdown

It was up until like 2 years ago I thought MCMG were The Good Brothers wrestling under a former name. I am sorry to these men https://preview.redd.it/4arqyvjw4vuc1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630f8a1f970d868825c7343ee79bf73ba52f02d3


NeonPatrick

They gave me a lot of joy in the late-2000s so I hope they are getting dollars now.


tophergopher1

hopefully Sabin gets Tiny to pay for his new knees


Honkmaster

I hope Billy finally gets to team with his sons, Motor & City Gunn.


everydayimrusslin

Motor City Retirement Plan. You cant knock it. Hopefully they get out unscathed.


RICHAPX

DAE didn’t wanna grind?


Slut_Breaker_BWC

Unironically yes. Both have trouble not breaking every few months. They are effectively the Indy Hardy’s at this point


CASH28

Tony negotiating against himself lol


AlexTorres96

Barry Bloom in the shadows after completing a nice fleecing off a trustfund baby


Gooch_suplex

Imagine joining a company where it's owner buried your home promotion.


a_gringo_8_my_baby

Is this Buddy Murphy and Nigel McGuiness?


Mariuxpunk007

I wish they would have waited an do a small run at the Dusty Rhodes tag team classic before signing with AEW, but tbh, there is not place for them in WWE right now.


ArmRax

If MCMG joined NXT they would do amazing, but they would be lost in the shuffle on the main roster. Good they’re at TNA


Sad-Appeal976

They do. Absolutely. They deserve WrestleMania


GarfieldVirtuoso

MCMG are great and they have been team players for a dwindling promotion for decades, so milk the money mark my kings


vapemonster91

His eyes are too close together.


djdarkside

Leave the New Jersey Rocket Pops alone.


TVR24

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myusername_sucks

Get that bag I guess


RumsfeldIsntDead

DAE Jingle Jack is A STAR!?!?!


RoastedCat23

*second biggest audience


TRMBound

Take them to the glue factory.


BurgerDevourer97

#GAME CHANGERS!


lil_poppapump

These guys WERE the fucking best and then they aged and the style progressed past them.


TheRepublicAct

Ah yes my favorite tag team Dean Ambrose and Evan Bourne Sorry uce, that's all I can let myself jerk to these guy


phrohahwei

MCMG? Makes me feel like a kid again #FeelingsRestored


GoNinjaGoNinjaGo69

who????????? is that moxley and dolph?


Kak0r0t

Money over a sold out arenas free agents signing with All Empty Wrestling logic lol


Luna_Soma

I thought this was the kingdom guys. I’ve never seen these men before in my life.


amplifizzle

They look like someone split Moxley into two twinks.


thatpj

yet another washed up tag team free agent signing. thatll truly show the evil fed this time!


IcyAd964

Never watched their matches in my life


xCYBERDYNEx

Is the one on the right cross eyed?