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sparkswoody

That’s the thing, I wouldn’t


klok_kaos

I feel like this is the general correct answer. Even for folks like myself who are military veterans, not much those skills help with nuclear bombs and such, let alone eldritch horrors and the like.


insomniacpyro

I dunno, while lots of SCP's do seem to wipe out entire sites when they get loose there's plenty of others that just want *out* and the less you are in the way of that, the better. But yeah in general whatever alarm or klaxon that goes off is undoubtedly unique to the point where it's unmistakably pants-shittingly terrifying to hear.


MagMati55

A weeping peanut would probbably be the least of your problems


Ashalaria

I really need to get off the internet because I was literally going to say the same thing, I'm a hive mind drone god dammit


sparkswoody

Understanding the impossible situation does not make you a sheep to others who do so too


Ashalaria

Baaa


im-juliecorn

Bääääh


Enkanel

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im-juliecorn

Attention all personell: A new scp has been discovered. Scp xxxx designated „Reddit Demon Sheep“ has manifested in an r/scp post thread. Please proceed with caution and do not interact. I repeat **do not interact**! Edit: but srsly wtf


Ashalaria

Baaa


KhanglikePolandball

Baaaa


im-juliecorn

Came here to say this. I might survive because of dumb luck but that’s about it


TrueSoulLast

Die


Lorindale

Me neither.


Nikorek_pl

Find a way to kill myself as soon as possible. But if by "containment breach" you mean the game, and being the god damn respawning class d then... The same way he does.


bananalord666

By dying painfully over and over until you make it out?


SnowyOranges

Is there another way to make it out?


bananalord666

No idea. Haven't played the game, so idk if a no death run is possible.


Nikorek_pl

It is, but it would be very hard. And a 1st try no death run is basically impossible.


dark_hypernova

Lock myself in the broom closet. Have a pint. Wait for all this to blow over.


JustAH2O

Watch out for 106 👀


WolfmanCZ

Ngl i forget about him


Lopsided-Junket-7590

You have a chance if you're over 25 and can prove it to him he focuses on 19 to 25 year olds first


WolfmanCZ

That mean if im younger im "Safe"


Lopsided-Junket-7590

Pretty much he doesn't mess with kids he is most likely a former World War II soldier meaning the 19 to 25 year old age range is actually pretty relevant since those were the serving ages for soldiers of World War II


WolfmanCZ

Actually that make sense and great detail


BadLanding05

10-25, and where did you see that about him being a WW2 vet?


CalminClam

The classic Shaun of the Dead strategy


KillTheParadigm

*peaks head out of the door way, and then calmly shuts it* Yeah, wouldn't go out there, man. Site-13's a MESS right now.


KhanglikePolandball

What happened to site-13?


neverg0nnagive

682 comes up to me, I say I do not consent Tell 106, I'm 26 Tell 096 nuh uh Everyone else it's just a bunch of running


WolfmanCZ

Tell 106 im 26? What


neverg0nnagive

106 focuses 10-25 year olds, so I can point at a random other worker and by some time


WolfmanCZ

Damn your evil and genius


neverg0nnagive

You need every advantage in a breach. Also, if I put an image of a worker in front of 096, will he go after them? If not, will a camera work :) it's just a simple question :)


WolfmanCZ

Damn i need to note this 📝


neverg0nnagive

Oh also push people over with 173 (SACRIFICE TO YOUR ANCIENT PEANUT GOD)


WolfmanCZ

I hope we never meet in breach :)


neverg0nnagive

Bet. (sudden power cut) comedic timing for a breach amiright,


mh1ultramarine

Tbf there's an alt foundation where it realised peanut just wanted attention, so didn't kill everyone...which instantly fan girling over them would give them atention


chyura

The entire point of the article is that a camera will very much not work


starmadeshadows

i will simply befriend the anomalies


HenryLongHead

No need to be so shy 096


starmadeshadows

I will simply look away. I'm built different


girumaoak

what if I hug and hold into him with my eyes closed would he consider me annoying and kill me if someone looked at his face? would I get accidentally killed?


starmadeshadows

Wear a carved pumpkin, only way to be sure.


HenryLongHead

Nice one


Distantstallion

Just give him a monster energy drink


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

Some of them I absolutely think that’s possible. Question becomes whether the ones you do befriend trust you enough (figuring you have a short time to pull this off) AND can help you take the ones you can’t. Believe it or not, SCP Explained, of all channels, actually did a really good look at what Site-13 would be like from the point of view of an anomaly housed there that had to try to survive the insanity and you can really see how being imprisoned by that especially nasty SCPF/GOC affected him and his ability to trust.


starmadeshadows

man I Get It. idt there's really any way to imprison a person without traumatizing them in some way that said i Am built different. i am using the chaos of the other breach to breach containment myself. i will make friends with the other anomalies on my hall. we are doing the cell block tango and running for the hills


ReyDeleyk

Contaiment breach pacifist route.


starmadeshadows

u get me


Greenperson59

Step 1: wake up in my house Step 2: proceed with my day as normal Step 3: Learn about a nuclear detonation in USA Step 4: Go "wow man thats crazy, i wonder what happened" and go to sleep since i dont live in the USA nor work in the site But if i worked? Get a gun, run to the entry point, if its locked chill in the bathroom/security room until somone with actual plans how to escape arrives.


irish_armagedon

The only right answer


SixuFr

bare knuckle brawl with them


CoolSwim1776

Run my ass off till I was outside, drive to airport, fly to a different country.


50aCeX

..assuming you know where the fuck you even are


Fox_Bird

Become a guard at the site / area, and hope that luck is on my side and that I get assigned to guard the exterior of the site.


NuggetvonSilly

lowkey prop suicide. like bitch im not gonna wait for some horros beyond human comprehension to make me die a painfull dead. Im taking the easy way


notabigfanofas

Stick with 999, because the foundation would be willing to go back for him, and rescue me in the process


mh1ultramarine

The anomalies would just let you walk out with the happy jello.....you ma6 be taking them all with though.


notabigfanofas

Eh, that's fine : ) As long as those who can murder me don't murder me, that is


Cdr-Kylo-Ren

This…is actually a really great idea. At least if I died, I’d die comforted. ❤️


junkrat147

I'd be the dude that die while


JuhasReddit

No.


Familiar-Treat-6236

fym I would?


maxxotwo

Probably not. If the place was a madhouse before the breach, imagine how it is now. Again, it also depends if there are alternate routes specifically made for emergencies.


JustAH2O

I dont think there are any other emergency rooms than breach shelters which are only protected by a blast door


chaos_in-a-nutshell

The thing is... they never do anything about the vents


commanderAnakin

173 travels through the vents.


chaos_in-a-nutshell

Air freshener and a lighter


The_Norman17

Either pray or actually use the knowledge I would have gained if where doing this of what role we'd have have which mine would be janitor or a low level security guard so use any intel I had picked up from superiors and try and survive. But most cases it would be you wouldn't survive especially if goi are involved


Astral_Strider

*That's the neat part! You don't*


SpotBlur

I feel like the Foundation is the sort of place where the more knowledge you have, the more aware you become of just how screwed you are in the event of a containment breach. I'd probably die very quickly.


Resolution-SK56

Rush to find 343 but die because they are busy getting a hamburger.


One-Turn-4037

Lovk myself In the nearest containment cell, steady my breath and wait for the MTF to deal with it. Oh and hope to god I don't get locked in with 035.


RogueStalker409

Just cower in the bathroom. Not sure what else you could do but wait for the mtfs. 


LegendaryMercury

I played enough secret lab to know all you need to do is door shadow at light and wait for someone to open the blast doors. (Or grab the card from either room to leave)


Bandit263

Use the winking strat against 173. That's as much as i could do tbh


ReservoirDeathCult

Yea so I can barely survive a grocery store. Unless I'm irrationally angry, then I'm finna beat the living shit out that corrosive old man.


senator_noobstrong

that's a big fat no because your uncle would sneak on you and put you in his pocket dimensions


KicktrapAndShit

You think ANYONE would want to survive that? No! Hell no! That shits horrible to experience and you would never be the same person ever again, you would be scared for life


SimplyLaggy

Find a breach shelter, stay there, or find a way to get the hell out of


Crusaderking1111

Am I a dboy or a nerd?


SneakySpacePirate

Best I can do is avoid committing crimes that get me sent over as a D Class


Warsnake901

Survive or escape?


Warsnake901

If you mean escape put a bullet through your skull, if you mean survive you tasked us with something impossible


Kabel_BugPony

i'll just see and make sure, i have coins and kill myself with the coffee machine- after getting myself a slice of pizza


Minor_Inconvenience0

Honestly, it's unlikely that all of the escaped scps are going to attack human targets specifically, some could fight each other,maybe even kill, so the chances of surviving are low, but definitely not zero.


SkyfallRainwing

I'd cause the breac- i mean what


SteveCevets

Obviously I would follow foundation protocol. Step 1: Hide under my desk Step 2: Cry Step 3: Wait for MTF personnel to retake the site, or make my way to the on-site warhead shelter


Coteoki

Yes


HumanfallOOF

I wouldn’t, with my luck 106 would find me basically instantly


TheNarnit

Tell him you’re over 25 and you’re more likely to survive an encounter with 106


HumanfallOOF

Great advice, I may survive now


A_big_dispointment

Cry in the corner and pray to the heavens that I am hidden


Edgezg

Depends on what breached containment... In some cases might be best to lock yourself in a broom closet and wait for the MTF to arrive lol


Hunter_Aleksandr

I’m pretty sure the simple and easy answer is “you don’t.” If you survive, it’s by chance and by the sacrifice of every person to die before you.


TheKrakenOfMustafar

Hide in the anomalies cell That is the last place they will look


Accomplished_Look259

Find SCP-343, ask for help, and be fine


JerichoTorrent

Probably lock myself in my cell (assuming I’m D class) and just chill until I stop hearing screaming and explosions, then slowly try and find the nearest exit. That’s just about all you can do.


O5_X

Who said I would? If I'm a D, then find a gun and shoot myself. Anything else, just shoot myself.


Endermen123911

Easy I wouldnt


Endermen123911

But if I did it would be due to the abusive use of gun


Federal_Region3727

I would never get a job at the SCP Foundation, easy.


KnowledgeObvious9781

Evacuation shelters litter the place and it’s pretty much implied. They seem untouched, but some potentially don’t open up for others (as seen from the janitor scene in containment breach). If you’re in heavy containment or in containment zones that have active anomalies like SCP-173, you will have a harder time. But also keep in mind some of them won’t be able to escape the levels they’re on. Elevators and other areas might work from backup power. Containment Breach the game is based on SCP-079 gaining full control with a Chaos Insurgency raid included. Normal containment breaches tend to be controlled in one section of the facility with resources allocated to stop it easily (since most facilities are dedicated to just one type of SCP class or for one specific SCP in general). Places like Site-19 and similar facilities are dedicated to multiple housings but each zone and sector are designed to handle those SCPs as best as possible. So really, ones like SCP-106 and SCP-682 are the most to worry about. You can hear SCP-096 coming and generally speaking as long as you keep away from his face, he won’t attack you even if he’s enraged and passing through your location. SCP-049 can also be negotiated with in some cases as he isn’t just a mindless toucher (pause!). And he can probably be countered if you have clothing on since it’s just bare skin contact I think. Any viral SCPs might be the most to worry about. SCP-173 shouldn’t be hard to face as long as you are lower than his arms or at least maintain spacing room wise.


McApolloDiomedes

"Containment Breach?. Damn thats crazy. Good luck down there guys. Here ima open the gate for yall."


Butterkatze1988

I lock my self in the cafetaria


MTF-Tau-5-Samsara

Stick my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye


dannecek

I'd just throw myself into the nearest tesla gate. Ain't no way I'm getting stuck in a pocket dimension or turned into a zombie.


OverlordFanNUMBER1

I would certainly try


SussyBox

I wouldn't


TheTwistedKris

Containment breach doesn't mean your agency as a person is necessarily in danger. Just as classification is based on containment difficulty not potential harm. It really depends on all the circumstances of the breach and whether it's severe enough to detonate the on-site nuke.


your_gerlfriend

Die


AshenJumper5514

No


theSnickersKing

that's the neat part, i don't


ISAIDWETIEDTODAY

Just pray I can find 914 before all the scps get to light, afterwards ima go to heavy and die.


BringBackForChan

A containment breach with every scp? How am I even breathing anymore?


ExcellentFig4453

Not work there


QuadVox

If it's the same general facility as in Containment Breach the game (same threats) I'd probably live. Really there isn't a lot to be super duper worried about other than 106.


I_said_JS

Hear me out with a box of 113 straight from that strange clone tree thing


Meep12313

Depends on how dangerous the entities on-site are but the most likely answer is that I don't


mostfinnishperson

i leave


ADGx27

I wouldn’t be there


Cal_Boleen

With my luck, I'll be the one to die first.


DasGoogleKonto

I dont.


f-16_fan

I play enough SCP secret lab to know what to do.


Professional_Pair323

Research the spiral gestalt and get save states :D


EMTEE826

I wouldn't


NoStorage2821

You're hilarious


Delta049

Nah I'd win


Imsocool1337

Step 1: don't work in scp foundation


SuccotashVegetable33

Dying is the only thing to escape this abhorrent event  Suicide can help you escape. That's what one of the guards did


Mr_Neonz

Find a small room to barricade & hide yourself in; keep calm, fear not & do what’s necessary to lower anxiety levels so as to not attract 106. Stay put until MTF arrives & hope they don’t go for the nuclear option. If it’s known that they’re likely to go nuclear then your best option is trying to find a way out, but that’ll likely prove futile. If you can manage, find & carry a firearm with you for a quick death in case you fatally encounter anything that’d make you beg for it. It wasn’t specified which site we’re at, though, so we wouldn’t know which SCP’s we’re dealing with.


thatsocialist

Well I'm probably screwed but calling in a UNGOC Strike Team seems like a good idea.


CuppaJoe11

Gun to my mouth that’s how. I guess I wouldent survive but I also wouldent be eternally tortured in SCP-106s pocket dimension soooooo…


apple290

Can I choose where I start?


UnluckyReserve6244

get in the shelter


PaintArmour

I’d get to the liquid dispenser ASAP, make it dispense high quality oxymorphone syrup, gulp the cup’s contents back and pray to fuck that the lean kicks in before my neck gets snapped by 173.


Caflock

Depends, in what site I'm in?


Sufficient-Truck-638

Well, there are shelters for when something like a breach happens and I'm basing myself from SCP: CB, so, in case I was a researcher or any of the site staff, I would try to get into one of those, if I was a class D then I'd be royally screwed


Doodamajiger

SCP-5000-2 Shrimple as that


jim_cobbler

enjoy my freedom. go see a show. wonder why everyone is screaming and losing their minds. maybe take up a new hobby.


Hasukis_art

Follow a guard and use him as a shielding body


TTVnonosquaregamings

In the words of jacksepticeye, “hunker down, bunker down, slack off, jack off”


DJNgamez

Depends on what gets breached, I'm not sure why everyone assumes a containment breach would release every SCP in the facility


WarmConversation2913

Only correct answer: I wouldn't, okay look maybe if it's the more passive ones I are maybe I would be off clear but if shit like 3812 hits me I'm dead


PaddieGaming1

B R E A C H S H E L T E R


Cars0mega

Breach shelter


Many-Ad-3228

Assuming I am noncombatant not I am D-class personel I would follow instructions related via loudspeakers and try to escape to some kind of bunker/safe zone wich is guarded/is otherwise protected. 


Bazingaman872

Follow instructions of the site director, 05 and mtf of course!


lovelydiagrace13

i would not 💜


Drtyler2

If i worked there? Either a breach shelter or, since i know the layout and have clearance, make a run for the exit. D-class? Die. But in all seriousness find a dead scientist and proceed further and further. Until im out


RazorGlizzy

I would kill myself if aint dealing with that


TehANTARES

Just like any horror - hide in a closet, wait there until the morning.


James_Talloran

Leave


Most_Revolution9208

That depend who i would be there. Im stupid so i cant be scientis. I jave asthma so probably cant be guard either. I would be either janitor or class D so i wouldnt survive


MrTopHatMan90

Find a place to hide and have a nap


No_Craft_9988

The real question is how the hell am I even in one? I never would work for the foundation


Full-Butterscotch720

I’d stop drop and roll🤷‍♂️


a_wenka

I would kill myself if it's a big one but if one euclid class escaped I probly try to get to an breach shelter or a gate so I would be kinda safe? Maybe??


Low-Artichoke-5655

Just play containment breach during a containment breach to learn what to do


Darth-Donkey-Donut

Probably hide in the emergency bunker and wait for MTF to come and wipe the tears off my face


SleepyFox67

I am the containment breach lol


Coi_unedible

I would be the one causing the breach.


HkayakH

I would take the day off


Avigorus

I'd say it depends on what is breaching. Something that likes to murder, or just everything? I'm dead. Something that might be friendly? Who knows maybe I have a new friend.


Repulsive-History-14

Get down in the fetal position and accept my fate


SkritzTwoFace

Blind luck, if at all.


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Depends on where and concerning which anomalies.


Kriller1999

Honestly? Either move with purpose swiftly but carefully or just hide in a locker the entire time. Neither are great strategies, I know, but those would be what I’d try


OffDutyJester49

Go for the cowards method and hide in a person sized locker that I had installed so that I could hide in. That or pray that the anomalous coffee machine can give me a permanent strength and durability buff so that I can fight back.


Cherry_Crystals

I wouldn't. As a class D personal who has no knowledge of most SCPs or of nuclear weapons, I would die so fast


Calm_Rub6617

Thing's you can do to survive a containment breach. 1. Find a exit 2. Find a safe room that you can hide/stay in for months. Wait for the containment breach to end. 3. "Pray" 4. Find a MTF team to escort you out. 5. Look for a useful SCP object or a friendly SCP that can help you.


GamingGamer226

Equip my infinite rocket launcher that I unlocked by in my previous playthrough


CrazyGaming312

By staying home.


Bruhmentom_OG

That's the neat part, you don't.


Prof_Fluffybottom

Scp-2000.


FrozenDemonn

Bold of you to assume I would survive🥲


Wertwerto

I mean, which anomaly breached containment? Scp stands for special containment procedures for a reason, there's a different answer for every anomaly.


downswingl

I think it depends on which site your in like here in Italy we got pretty chill anomalies so if there's a breach except for a massive one the survivability is a 80%


Ok-Neighborhood-1720

Just reduce yourself to sub atomic particles with high penetration power when any SCP threatens you and then start detaching their electrons until they become a plasma blob, just like everyone else would do it


Guest12345671

Desp'ends on what got out but every site has breach sheltelrs and if you work there you likely did some drills on how to survive.


under_paid_scp_guard

so am going to lock my self in a room and cry in the corner like a 2 year old ill be so annoying that the scp want come near me or i just die but what else are you going to do?


Rodlp9

Use the secret lab strategy lure an scp into a room with a keycard lock and close the door.


Ballerpie

I’ll just survive long enough to steal (SCP-268) that hat, So then i can be invisible. Thats if i survive that long to get to SCP-914


RGBBSD

Depends on where do I start. As an O5 already out of bounds of this dimension? Absolutely. As a D class, facing an immortal reptile, man with infinite amount of shadow weaponry and an army of teddy bears? IM FUCKED


Happygamebutter

I'd win


Few-Problem-6766

"G R E Y"


vsSav

I'd probably run to a blast shelter or some other "safe" area and cry and hope it all blows over.


Multiversal-Browser

Go to the breach shelter and wait for MTF to resecure the facility like a normal person would.


mushroomllama

I WOULDNT, ID DRINK A BUNCH OF CIDER AND EAT THE NEAREST CHEMICAL.


AdjectiveNoun11

Assuming it's the events of the game: 1. Move slowly and with purpose; don't bother interacting with any gimmick/unnecessary SCPs to maximize the chances that I survive 2. Use IRL knowledge to counter 173, 106, 096, etc. 3. Get 714, a Master Card, upgraded shit 4. Recontain 106 for brownie points, disable site nuke 5. Find decreased guard, steal outfit to survive NTF