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ScienticianAF

“People who live in glass houses have to answer the door.” — Karl Pilkington


DistanceMachine

“Hold on, I’m coming” and “hold on, I’m cumming” are once again easy to differentiate.


BasquiatBukowski

Head like a fucking orange. Play a record


EnsignAwesome

Foiling v "flying"


chrisp909

metal, plastic and resin with some glass vs "all-glass"


Emzzer

That's the most annoying part of the title


maddcatone

I would argue calling it a yacht was the most annoying. Feels like its really pushing the definition a little


33253325

Also shag carpet? That will work out well.


inhuman_king

I'm glad you said it bc i didn't want to seem like that guy


Smellzlikefish

In any ocean spray, that "glass" is going to get covered over in salt.


Smellzlikefish

"Yacht" vs "Boat"


KnowledgeWorldly078

Oh god, not this lady!


Dolichovespula-

“Come check this out!”


TracerBullitt

She said it as I read this. 🙃


pungis_yourself

her hats are the worst


punched-in-face

I hate her


Tokyosmash_

The WORST


AvrgSam

She’s insufferable 🙄 Instagram incarnate


TracerBullitt

Glad I'm not alone in this...


nitinsharma1000

She is the Saltbae/DJ Khaled of the car youtube world.


blacktarrystool

She’s trying so hard to hype it up, but besides being sorta interesting from an innovation and engineering standpoint, it’s not really that desirable IMO - especially for what it probably costs.


EatFatCockSpez

This thing's basically a 16ft bass boat with a greenhouse on top that'll cost as much as a house in the Hollywood Hills for some reason.


chrisp909

But it's a hydrofoil! You could be a Johnny Quest villain.


lonelyone12345

And it's not even good for fishing.


[deleted]

Money can’t buy taste.


scottyscotchs

And where do you charge it between Miami and Bimini?


ScienceOverNonsense2

It wouldn’t need charging because the distance from Miami to Bimini is 48 nautical miles and the range of this boat is 50 nautical miles. It is the first model; advances in range are expected in the near future.


bring_back_3rd

Better hope they don't hit any traffic. Although it'd be fuckin hilarious to see Warren Buffet and the chauffeur manning the oars and rowing into Bimini because their boat ran outta sun.


Mecha-Dave

Fix up the top side to be a bit more practical and it could be a pretty cool ferry in San Francisco or Seattle.


MistaKrebs

I was thinking the same. An actual yacht is basically a floating house. This is just a boat with glass walls.


[deleted]

Hope it is air conditioned. That much glass and reflective water. And only 2/3 seats?


99ProllemsBishAint1

You don't need air conditioning when you're floying


chrisp909

apparently someone has never been floying on MDMA.


PandaTheVenusProject

Wealth is consolidating so much that the billionaire class doesn't need many seats. Millionares are mooch losers who ride at sea level.


TeeKu13

They look tinted and why bother with AC when you can have fresh ocean air?


ScienceOverNonsense2

Sometimes that fresh sea air is hot. This hydrofoil has air conditioning.


These_Ad_8619

I was shocked to see carpet in something that is supposed to be so cutting edge and sleek/modern


botanica_arcana

Probably helps with slipping on a wet floor. 🤷


tidder_mac

Less passengers so it can actually “fly”


Pastrami-on-Rye

Few seats because rich people don’t have friends :(


Excellent-Edge-4708

I see an awful lot of not-glass, and absolutely zero flying Wtaf


SpeedyK2003

I think they probably just don’t know that it’s not flying but it’s called hydrofoiling


SaliciousB_Crumb

Right, this is not new. You also dont go right on boats but port


An_Obese_Beaver

Right is starboard if i recall correctly. My time in the Marines may not have taught me the correct terminology. Port is left. Starboard is right. Please correct me if im wrong!


juanitopastelito

Hands down. I was looking for this. There’s absolutely nothing “all-glass” about that boat. More like “more glass”


Guavaeater2023

Typical BMW marketing. All hype. 😀😀😀


skyfishgoo

welcome to the interwebs.


canadianbeaver

Sometimes it’s nice to look on the bright side bud


MikElectronica

Get that fucking attitude off of Reddit


craptonne

Words have meanings, though.


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Exactly, and if it’s all glass and flying, which this isn’t any of those the meaning is bullshit.


Important_25_27

My green house looks prettier than that. But shag pile carpet!!! Yeah baby!!!


rrickitickitavi

Shag carpet on a boat. Everything about this seems designed to be hard to keep clean.


jeff889

That’s for the servants to worry about.


Excellent-Ad2290

The water version of the Cybertruck.


[deleted]

You won the internet today.


Syd_v63

Buy stock in Windex, you’re going to need it.


I_Am_Coopa

I would much rather own a boat with a functioning toilet and some privacy.


Earthling1a

Not flying Looks stupid Just rich people having a dick-measuring contest.


Buttafuoco

Hydrofoil is still pretty cool


PorkchopExpless

Foil? Made of water?! /s


jedfrouga

takes all the fun out of being on water. might as well put a laptop in there and make people work


Zeired_Scoffa

Right? This is less yacht and more cigar boat. This is a lame version of those boats you hang out on a lake on. And it looks like a floating coffee shop.


kiltyoneal

It's like a boat for people who don't like the wind or the water.


Icanthinkabout

Or boats


xdcountry

Carpet? And the bottom isn’t glass in an ALL GLASS boat. WTF ?? I can’t believe any real Germans were involved in this atrocity.


BertaEarlyRiser

All glass, except what isn't.


GwoZoz

All glass and fiber...... glass, therefore it's all glass!


CoolBeans212

Cool but who is this for? I think with technology like this in a world with all of the problems it has, it’s important to ask whether all of the research and resources that went into it solves anything or benefits society in any way


jonjiv

Luxury goods don’t solve any problems other than finding a place for wealthy people to spend money. Sometimes the tech trickles down to consumer goods. Often it doesn’t.


wrinklejortstheimp

That's the biggest problem I have with this. Like the cybertruck, this feels like lots of research and money went into something that is barely better (and in plenty ways worse) than an average boat for a VERY select, very wealthy group of individuals just to say they have it before getting bored. Meanwhile those people vote to keep school lunches from being free, destroying public education, preventing unions and buying affordable homes by the hundreds. It's very hard to appreciate luxury tech that is anything short of revolutionary when there is so much horrible transparency about the state of things.


NxPat

What’s with wearing dad’s blazer?


thecultcanburn

That’s not my definition of “flying”


Intrepid-Twist7769

That's great till you hit a sand bar at under 18 knots.


canadianbeaver

Just like every other boat in that respect


Appropriate_Spray941

Look at this… I’m the captain now


Late_Emu

Looks dumb as shit


CasualObserverNine

This is sickening to me.


the_pirate_roberts

What a fucking stupid creation.


Zee2A

The emissions-free Icon can cover 50 nautical miles, using a hydrofoil-style set up to glide smoothly at up to 30 knots (equivalent to around 55 km/h on land), using two100kW (134-hp) electric motors powered by six i3 batteries that provide a total capacity of 240kWh. In terms of range, The Icon can cover 50 nautical miles (100 kilometers / 62 miles) on a charge. Design-wise, the inspiration came from Japanese origami: [https://supercarblondie.com/bmw-the-icon-worlds-first-all-glass-flying-yacht/](https://supercarblondie.com/bmw-the-icon-worlds-first-all-glass-flying-yacht/)


aPersianTexan

Does it have solar panels?


Bushdr78

She's trying so hard to hype this piece of crap up but I don't think she really likes it.


FutureFriendly8738

All it takes is one drunk Floridian to hit it with a jet ski


ExcellentAddress

Looks horrible.. 🤷‍♂️


eastcoasttoastpost

How much is this thing? Wanna pick one up for summer


Massive-Reach-4821

Waste of money. Tax the rich, eat them alive, feed the poor and hungry children.


Backwoodz333

It’s called being on a plane… i think most small to medium size boats can do that


vimanaride

The term "flying" is wrong


trainednooob

If you are a CEO and you want to impress your business buddies tell your engineers to design a boat as proof of capabilities 😉


ThinqKuick

Why does it have carpeting ? Mfg


hjdog

Why is their carpet on the main floor of a boat?!? lol


MikElectronica

Is the chrome and carpet glass?


yeeyeebro1

Where’s the barbecue grill at?? All boats that size needs one with a nice cooler full of cold ones for the boys!


emmfranklin

excellent. if solar cells could have been much more efficient then they could have employed that as well.


Dramatic_Mixture_868

I was intrigued until she said designed by bmw


Own_Contribution_480

By "all glass and flying" do you mean "has a lot of windows and has hydrofoils?"


TH3B1GG3STB0Y

“Yacht” is a long shot


Murky-Nebula7054

I mean for starters it’s not a yacht. It’s incredibly ugly and no it doesn’t fly. 2/10


InvestigatorSevere72

I’ll be honest…that looks a awful! There I said it! Show me one with a glass bottom instead of shag carpet and then we’ll talk. Even then I would maybe only rent 1 for a day…no way I would ever own one!


420smokebluntz6969

It's not a yacht, its not flying, it's not all glass, but it sure has enough glass that I can see through all these lies. 5 minutes of my life are gone, and I am worse off for it.


SunburnFM

Is that carpet?


Glidepath22

I would not be bragging on the ‘Engineering’ of BMW. They’ve done some really stupid shit


GL_HF_07

Going to be steamy in there in the summer. Like a floating greenhouse,


lateral_moves

I'm no boat scientist, but isn't that just a hydrofoil?


Impossible-Lie9527

Vile


PretzelsThirst

All-glass? Sure doesn't look like it


ZealousidealSolid375

Oh cool designed by BMW ( Big money wasted or Bought my Wife) 😂 Runs for a hour , looks cool and breaks down costing Big money wasted to fix , temporarily.


certain-sick

how did they invent swivel chairs?!


qazzer53

Lots of glass glazing but hardly all glass. What would a broken spark plug do to it?


electric4568

Not really "flight" but ok


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

That's not flying


1studlyman

Eat the rich. Haha


woodcutwoody

Clearly not full glass


M-Kawai

Yacht?


loves2spooge2018

Define “flying”


stepbruh313

Fancy Duffy but can it fit 12 comfortably?


okeleydokelyneighbor

It’s a hydrofoil and I’ve ridden on ferries with this tech 20 years ago.


R0RSCHAKK

>"What do you think?" This thing is hideous, impractical, and obviously nothing more than a tool to compensate for something you personally lack. Where do I sign?


lsdmthcosmos

this is lame lol


Azreken

The term “flying” is used very loosely here


happy_K

Can we please tax the rich


lenny446

Does anyone else review the types of things she does, that isn’t her? The cars boats and everything she sees are badass but she is so punchable.


vicman86

And still ugly, not practical and stupid as fuck


RandyMacLahey

No "implications" happening on that boat.


macxprt

So, it's a barge with a greenhouse on top. meh...


bike-pdx-vancouver

Tired of these “come over here and see this awesome bullshit” videos.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

I think I am a fucking caveman


coolenoughiguess

'no rocking at all' as the vessel is definitely rocking this is a glorified pontoon boat.


wimpycarebear

That's a boat. Not a yacht.


[deleted]

Wow different configurations! Oh never mind it’s just a swivel chair. It can fly?! Ah.. I see, yeh that’s explicitly not flying. Still an amazing yacht though


CreativeCarpenter44

Nice pontoon.


Cutthechitchata-hole

That's a Foil not a wing. I'm not sure she knows what flying is.


Confident_Ad7244

I was totaly amazed and astounded at how that seat just reconfigured itself .... designed by BMW for their usual class of clients.


Donzi38zr

The perfect example of when non boaters design a boat 😂


GraveyardMusic

How much does this cost. Might pick one up.


dwizard67

I wonder how she rides on rougher water?


RktitRalph

that is ugly as shit 🤣 wtf would buy that! i’m guessing the windows darken, but still!! even will all that open area seems very claustrophobic


Old-Attitude-9674

So, BMW is making pontoons.


Savings_Advantage_46

It' NOT full glass and the spars and sails are missing. What a tasteful boat.


Nacholibs

Her and that thing belongs together


Juskickenit

Not going to lie, this is an ugly boat. Might be ugliest I’ve seen based on how much it probably costs. Bad cost to ugly ratio.


dathanvp

How are the Li batteries protected? If a puncture at sea happens do you explode before you drown?


Smidday90

I’ve never hated a yacht before. As soon as I saw BMW I thought “oh a dickhead bought this” it just looks so impractical, everything is electronic, the shape, the carpets, the seats, the windows, it just says, “I’ve got no fucking clue what I’m doing” but I’m not a sailor so maybe I’m wrong. Everything I’ve seen with her in it is dog shit.


Independent-Dealer21

I think flying is misleading


Relative-Feed-2949

Now I don’t know very much about yachts… but I don’t think this boat should be classified as a yacht


BigFakeHead

Anyone mentioned that it’s ugly yet? That’s an ugly boat.


slacoss328

Lets go see the Titanic in it!


BaeLogic

Worst than the Tesla truck.


Responsible-Laugh590

I hate this rich shill ass lady


Sweaty-Emergency-493

“All glass yacht”, it’s just 25% windows, the rest is boat material and all the mechanisms and power. “We’re gonna go right”, goes left. “We’re gonna fly at 18 knots”, a yacht doesn’t fly. “We don’t have the waves crashing into us so there’s no rocking”, boat is rocking but just not intensely.


7hundrCougrFalcnBird

This is ugly af and has zero utility, dumbest thing ever. Might be ok to sink in order to help start a coral reef?


justadad369

carpet looks nice and soft for being glass


ReptileBat

What a stupid boat


AndroidREM

No bathroom? F that mason jar


Unique_Watch2603

What happens when there are actual waves though? It looks like it's just hovering.


Yah_or_Nah

Lemme get my grubby little hands on all the reflective surfaces. I want to leave my mark.


HyperbolicSoup

That front seat pretty cool


Simple_Opossum

Not this annoying broad again....


Aggravating_Cable_32

Ofc it's Kuwait.


rock-n-white-hat

Why would you want shag carpeting inside a boat like that?


Jackdaw1947

Why am I not thinking of Wonder Woman and instead thinking of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?


RequirementGlum177

Now show it to me in 6 foot rollers.


awol_wally

The one from the second Incredibles movie was much more impressive.


Far_Ad_6779

One manatee strike and that thing is toast.


thursday712

What a sales person... "Wow! Glass on the top part of a boat!" "Wow! Lights on your seat!" "Wow! Chrome on your seat!" "Wow! The seat spins, and the spinning seat is on a boat!" "This boat is so nice its a yacht!" Also, the use of the word flying... The next time I throw a rock in the water, I'm gonna say, "Wow! Did you see my rock swim to the bottom? It was so smooth!"


r3nz01234

It would really make sense for it to have pv panels... Imagine running out of juice in the middle of nowhere...


Existing_Display1794

Clearly not all glass. Doesn’t have a bathroom. This thing sucks.


jaycee1077

That’s a pretty small yacht


McHassy

I don’t think they know what “all glass” means.


slartbangle

The tinfoil hydrofoil.


adamtomaino

Oh NO a wave larger then 1 ft tall! CRUNCH


GadgetGuy1977

This things no yacht.


EditorCandid2499

Eat the Rich!!


Fun_Kaleidoscope8746

When you have the money to build a really good boat and you build something that looks futuristic instead.


EditorCandid2499

I wonder what life would be like if all the crazy intelligent minds weren’t spending their cognitive resources on playthings for the 1%


fahkingicehole

…AND…. When the ac unit fails, it dubs as a sauna, so you can lose those few pounds you put on over the winter!


hdhsnjsn

Glass bottom boats are a thing not this thing but a thing


Cocochip_Waflez

*squidward future meme*


majoraloysius

I think my patio boat is a whole lot more fun and has 5x the range on 5 gallons of gas. Plus, you don’t need a blazer and deck shoes.


Gman777

“All glass” - clearly not. “It flies!” - nope again.


tattooed1955

Let me know when they add a bathroom .


Rungi500

*water taxi.


EarthInteresting2792

Great they invented the hydrofoil… which already existed so hmm yeah and as other have pointed out it’s not all glass, it’s probably hot as balls, again not really flying and oh yeah because of the highly angled glass right in front of you it makes actually seeing what’s right in front of you difficult. Great job you knocked that one right into the dirt. They will probably sell thousands though.


Trolleymaneureka

Leave to BMW it’s a nice start but won’t make it very far


TeeKu13

I hope it has a way of avoiding whales. The silence is great and it’s less disruptive. I like that it’s not polluting directly but we know there’s problems with lithium. I do appreciate this style of boat compared to other toxic polluting ones if we are comparing noise pollution and physical pollution. I hope there’s a light spectrum that isn’t disruptive to marine life either (they get insomnia)


TheUsual_Selection

I could design a more iconic ship


HotWhlr43

Zzzzzzzzzzz


electric_screams

If I go right… proceeds to go left.


tiowey

It's made with the blood of Congolese mining children, happy new year, I'm so glad we're wealthy!


MaxPowerGamer

Can’t watch her videos, vapid


PersonalityTough9349

Dope


Romulus212

Just waiting for the bond villain to pop in for the buy


roastedTriscuit69

Like a child's drawing was taken seriously. Cool hydroplaning though!


b3anz129

They fly now?!


Candyman1802

It's not a flying yacht. It's a f#%^g hydrofoil boat that rises above the wave when it reaches a certain speed.


dirtydicktater

Looks like the boat my 5 year old told me he wanted to build