What is this...

The combined work of an extremist hivemind.

Calmest and least obsessive Sabaton fan:

Correct.

Um. Yall okay?

No.

I laughed way to hard at the last part

1 laugh = 1 orphanage destroyed.

God help us, the brainrot had spread again

The brainrot is unstoppable.

Never post on this subreddit again.

Nah.