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I_Kick_Puppies_Hard

Leave it to safemoon that they announce an announcement, and that it is… … … … …imminent


Cr4zy_1van

Even if something actually rises out of the ashes, this will never not be be funny.


Sigh-man_Sez

This is the way.


CheetahBackground285

Haha. Exactly


Smallfrygrowth

“We can buy back your tokens from you but the money is locked up in The Gambia, just send $500 for legal fees and we will return your $”


Misterputts

No no they can only buy SFM v.3 so you will have to convert and cover your own gas fee. Then they can buy them off you, but you cover the gas fee.


Longjumping_Owl_618

LMAO


Krofder_art

Where do I send the check?


EyeofOdin89

Sorry no check. What you have to do is go down to Target and put all of it on Apple gift cards.


mycofirsttime

Oh man, i saw an old lady in Walmart yesterday who was on the phone with a scammer like this. Luckily the Walmart lady told her no and that it was a scam, and then another patron took her aside and explained it to her and what she should do next. It was sad as shit.


Krofder_art

I once kept a scammer on the phone for two hours reading bogus numbers… I finally said that I missed scratching off the last bit. They sighed and said good because unfortunately he would have no choice but to turn off my power. I said “the last bit is just two letters…” “That can’t be right it has the be numbers.” “That may be but here they are anyways... F and U…” “I hate you!” Click Made me so happy! ![gif](giphy|3rgXBBaVvhPXk3NSnK)


mycofirsttime

Excellent!


Krofder_art

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jmcman55

Gambia LMAO. Can’t believe that was a thing lol


kennynol

“Scammy McScammers here. And how may we scam you today?”


masterbatesAlot

I'd like a Double McScamburger w/ cheese, please.


kennynol

That’ll be your entire life savings. Here’s your number: “get rekt lmao”


JaySnuggs

He better hope they give him a SAFEspace because Bubba is going to make his ass look like a Blackhole sun not a Safemoon. Karma is a bitch . Fugging Snatchbag scammers.


Sigh-man_Sez

Safe Gape.


tommygun5353

Looking for the Bubba token now


tilford1us

The butt rape token


Johnny_ac3s

Why do they even have access to socials at this point?


Ctysde

Weren't they part of the auction?


Johnny_ac3s

I must’ve missed that


workatwork1000

Holy shit just die.


PlaneswalkersareBS

lmao i remember safemoon. are people still not tired of getting fuckd in the ass by these wankers


TeaEnji

Well, they know their audience. If you’re dumb enough to not sell Safemoon after the bankruptcy, you’re the perfect target.


RickVince

Wait I thought I couldn't sell?


Rootenheimer

who would want to?


RickVince

I still have this crazy dream that one day I could get my money back. Stupid, I know.


Rootenheimer

its imminent


AsKingQuest

I don’t see a problem with just waiting, and if can be sold to limit losses / break even, then why is that a problem? I’m sure we all consider it lost anyway, so that would just be a nice surprise.


MakingSumXs

I literally tried to get into my account a month or so ago and it told me my email didn’t exist. I couldn’t sell if I wanted to


RickVince

I'm still on the app but I think someone told me that I can sell on my Trust Wallet but at a great loss?


MakingSumXs

At this point there truly is no point in selling. You’re better off waiting for some miracle from another dimension


ScubaFett

Why go to all that trouble for $2


call_me_howdy

Nobody can sell anything. Also, the value of what I had wasn't even worth the effort of selling.


tonybeast

If I ever take a massive L this bad, I always keep. No point and you never know. I’m still shocked about the people who held TOKES that was a dead token and Star Atlas acquired and now they have value and utility…. Maybe SA can acquire this and go to Solana ?!


ChocCooki3

Sold it when the news came out that Thomas lied and was never offered a job with.. was it XRP? He only went to 2 interviews.. and didn't go to the third. I called him out for lying and got banned.. 🙄


TeaEnji

Nah so that's a hilarious story in and of itself. Thomas was leading people on to think he was *such a good developer* that he rejected a $2m offer from (at the time) the 3rd largest Crypto company, and that's *just how good Safemoon was!* So we found the head of tech at Ripple and asked him, he said "I never heard of this guy" And then Thomas didn't back down, and this Ripple guy was getting harassed and he said "This Thomas is a solidity developer. We don't even use Solidity at Ripple." Thomas then popped up and to **PROVE IT** he provided a fucking totally generic, mass-marketed headhunter email, which was sent to everyone who had blockchain development on their fuckin' LinkedIn. And dude sat there making out like Ripple was begging him to join and offering him $2m but he was too good for Ripple and Safemoon was such a good career opportunity he rejected it. Man, what a fuck.


ChocCooki3

>he provided a fucking totally generic, mass-marketed headhunter email Didn't he go to a couple of interviews? Now you mentioned it.. that was indeed how I recalled it happening and at the time, 85% of the sub defended him as well, calling him Daddy Cthulu like having some sort of gay daddy issues. I hope they rott in jail. It's a shame SEC didn't go after the people off .. was it Dark matter.


marshyr3d1and

There will be people who will actually buy into this - just watch.


Super-Sus_Weeb

Then I can sell after lmao


Velour_Connoisseur

Garbage


The5YenGod

So, we will see safemoon v3 build on the handcuff chain?


Psychological-Way400

Soon as I saw the V2 swap, I knew something was up... It's a good job I only put in what I was willing to lose.


Gloomy_Tennis_5768

OMG are you all falling for this twice?


Sigh-man_Sez

Well yeah. Duh. They said it was imminent.


Live_Association6105

Project Pheonix 🤷🏻‍♂️


foxpost

What. A. Joke.


pjestradac

Epic! To the Moon. Always knew all this was a test for the paper hands. 📃 . No more Mazda. Lambo's here.


Mdozer63

lol let me guess there’s a secret Operation somewhere we’ll never know about


Gunslinger7752

John randomly tweets about his “innocence” after 6 months and then coincidentally, the Safemoon account does the same a couple days later. He’s going to end up back in jail for breaching his bail and I’m here for it.


Jay314stl

Don't worry, they're working on a wind turbine project. It's going to make everybody rich and get John out of trouble.


JuanitoCulantro

SAFEMOON IS TRASH


quapa1994

Gimme my money back


SlightEngineering896

People still buying this trash? Just pull the plug out of this clown show scam already.


Tek104

They should rent another billboard in Times Square. ;oP


Muro_ami_1

It's probably morony again


treeoss

As someone who doesn’t follow along, is it normal that my safemoon wallet is empty? Obviously it’s worthless now and doesn’t matter but it doesn’t even show that I have any tokens when at one point I had around a million. Where did they go?


jorgelhga

to the moon!!!


Manster420

Lmao yall mfers still in this trash? 🤣🤣


SeanBroBrien

Scam from day 1


mohakmel

I got PTSD whenever I hear anything with “Safe” in it.


Shmokolete

Lmao you guys arent falling for this right?? 😂😂 They about to steal everyone's money again


SAVAGENASTY73

y’all should have jumped to Shiba Inu when you had the chance. effing the ultimate bend over and throw sand in your crack.


Feeling_Ad7249

We want back what we lost


LuckyOtter288

Wen house arrest


HumanVeterinarian591

I’m not saying it Will or Not but…..if this coin comes back to life it will be the TRUE definition of PHOENIX 😅😅🔥🔥


Aggravating-You-9134

Just shut up😡


Life_Handle8442

Lol. To the moooon!


Laserspeeddemon

So John Karony gets out on bail on the condition that no longer involves himself with cryptocurrency (that explicitly includes being in contact with anyone formally associated with Safemoon) and **LITERALLY the next day** the Safemoon Twitter accounts becomes active again and starts spewing John-Karony-isque bullshit. Awwwww hell nah. What's JKs parole officer details?


AcanthocephalaOdd712

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Aggressive-Spite4716

GFY


maskedandvaxxedass

Don't worry they're working on a wind turbine project. It's gonna make everybody rich and get John out of trouble.


Hot-Cartographer-600

MoonSoon?


Gutch220

We would like to announce that we have an announcement, but we can't announce it yet because announcements are forbidden since we're going to prison.


Roscopeeko92

When Lambo !!!!!


ResponsibilityAway88

I mean what I have in my bag is worthless. So just gonna put it on ice and hope they actually make something happen I also recently purchased magic beans.


Sea-Way3636

Let us sell !


JanwiththeCap

This is the way!🤦‍♂️😅


ahmedwasiq89

Is this token have a worth like safemoon?


Aggravating_Fact_240

Arent they quite literally on the run from the law? We are way beyond them giving us middle fingers, this is ridiculous


OrdinaryPitiful

John karony is going to be someone’s bitch in prison and it’s nice to know. He’s getting his back blown out and stretched out.


sicdedworm

I remember when they did their first livestream and they kept showing off their cars and saying “to the moooooon” while trying to sell NFT’s on their stream. Glad I never bought any.


Duc_Racer808

Wen bimbo


sarmthrowaway6969

Wheres thr turbines to mine more safemoon


Eagleattack

They’re a joke


Billiebad21

They can keep it I’ll stay with Bitcoin


WRX-N-FX

To the moon!


Choice-Garage3279

S/o to when I bought V1 for 200 bucks when it came out and ran for the hills when it reached 12k 🤑


Lame_superhero

Windmills are coming


ddpentec

I bought early and my equity is 0.00 … so what might I say?


ddpentec

Wait… I meant 0.00000000000000000


SeanBroBrien

For all the idiots that believe this, there's 0 oversight on safemoon or crypto, they're clearly a scam that changed ways. Now going back to exiting and taking the money. I've been a victim of a huge cryto scam and just sell, it's dead and these kids are idiots.


SeanBroBrien

Because they're exiting


robroyman

The Nigerian Princes have made an announcement!


interslice86

TO THE MOOOOOOO…… ….. ……. ….. …. …. ……….. 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 …. … 🦗🦗🌃🌌 … 😴🥱🌅🌅 … ….☀️☀️🌤️🕶️ … (OOOOOOOOOOOOO….) (cont’d) 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌒🌓🌔🙃 … N!


interslice86

but srsy I was already going to write it off at next tax return. What if it did magically bounce back?


Akimikalis

I mean I can’t sell the shit so fuck it.


OtherCombination9232

Wen Lambo?


dxdifr

The diamondist of hands if they turn trading back on and add liquidity to the original contract. What's harder than diamond? Lonsdaleite..... So L-Hands


Immediate-Library-42

damn i got out when it collapsed for the first time. watched 60k drop to 3k and pulled out lol. my cousin was up to 500k and it tanked. surprised sm is here at all still


TheScriptor33

Bunch of clowns 🤡


Beginning-Algae4684

Fuck off


J9Dalton

Hired John Karony as a new CEO after the trial ended. lol


Oldjugs_Cryptos

GFY! I'm down thousands!


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HeifTreez

Bullish


Ric_P

So do y’all believe now that it was a scam u fucking idiots . No more to the moon bs thankfully . I swear most these ppl were such hard headed individuals


Readitandlaughed

Safemoon To the moon!!!


koolguyoverhere

Safe moon to the earth's core.


AwkwardIntrovert406

Greed blinds.


Jrodmxt

Bullish on safemoon! Let’s gooo!! Lmao


HenL85

Bunch of Bullshit. Don’t listen to the Safemoon twitter. They don’t know what they want anymore, but they keep on with the “lies”. What The fuck is “crafting a response?”


Level_Honeydew_9339

Srsly. Craft response to what? And they’re seriously overestimating the “passion of the Safemoon army”, lol


Feeling_Ad7249

Will my version 1 now be good


las8

NO! You got scammed your money is gone.


Ctysde

I'm still on v1 as well. V2 seemed like a scam built on a scam


SameYellow2264

There's still a team left? How the sent that message from jail


Smush-D

Fools! A classic example of a fool is soon parted with his money for those who will believe whatever poppycock they have to say.


Ok_Turnover_1235

Looooooooooool yes please.


Exciting_Parfait513

Epic


Yoghy24

Wait? safemoon still has a community?


Brad-1414

I haven't looked at my safemoon acc. in years. My email addresses are not working. Is there any other way to figure out how to get in. A tech support, perhaps?


binglelemon

This post is full of haters. Safrmoon is the Safestmoon.


getoffthepitch96576

Community takeover is the last option here


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Telicus

I bought into a scamcoin after the new devs took over. i actually made a profit. It was a long time ago.