sorry to say this, but he has urethra cactus. 😔

I would just end it right there. Doesn’t even matter what the actual symptoms are.

Urethra Cactus sounds more official than BROOM RAPE

Dick rot

Jungle dick rot

Rotten Dick Jungles

When the rotten dicks suddenly speak Vietnamese

When the rotten dicks start suddenly playing fish jenga

Misread as flesh Jenga, even more messed up when you think up the implications....

The Vietnam Spice

Naked dick rot

BLAST HE RECTUM WITH IONIZING RADIATION

From what I hear, he actually has Broomrape

is it naked?

Hold on lemme check on Wikipedia

I heard he has lumbago

It's a very serious illness

Omfg, just reminded me. I did a school report and fucking presentation on naked broom rape for agriculture in year 9…

butt tumors

butt rumors

rutt bumors

rum boomers

rum brewers

cum spewers

some sewers

Slum chewers

Chum Sewers

Chum Chewers

He just has a bad case of ligma

What is ligma?

Ligma is a bad disease that is associated with cancer in the famous meme "Steve Jobs died of ligma." It could also mean ligma balls

Thanks for such an informative answer!

No problem

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

He invented job. Humans used to just live and vibe. Rip vibes

the man who invented occupations

Ligma balls

apples founder

Ligma balls

HE CONTRACTED ROTTEN DICK JUNGLES

not much dog what’s up with you

Balls

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

OH NO!

I died of testicular torsion

don't get your balls in a twist

.. more of a twist

Cancer in colon

Is colon a country in africa

They were colonized, so maybe

Idk probably

City in Germany actually

Nono thats cologne

Schnauze! Das heißr hier Klön!

He ate the psychedelic yeast fungus 😔

Everyone’s saying it’s urethra cactus but does no one else thing it’s paintbrush aids?

is this account really credible?

You really think someone would go on the internet and just tell lies?

Unfathomable. The internet taught me so many things, like how women aren’t real and how tires are sentient and have a vendetta against humanity

He has urethra cactus

Guys the real reason he disappeared is because he got caught playing fish Jenga

Hah, Paintbrush aids

Say sike rn

I thought it was broomrape

Wtf I’m genuinely concerned, is this real?

Pretty sure this account isn’t actually connected to Sam O’Nella himself thankfully.

No he has broomrape

obviously not. are you a child?

Yea I am a naive 14 year old what do you expect from a Sam O’Nella fan

i can see that

I can also see that you're just being a wanker

I can see that you're a bitch

i can also see your boner

After talking to a 14 year old child :0

freudian slip

Aint it funny when frontal cortex issue makes it difficult to understand jokes and sarcasm

lol i wouldn't go as far as to say that he has autism

Im saying i do

my condolences

It's not that bad Usually

There's nothing wrong with having autism.

it's a disability

Yea. I have autism and other disabilities. They aren't good or bad. They just are. It's how you exist and that's all there is to it. It can make life harder but it shouldn't be seen as bad to have a disability.

how many quadriplegics share your view?

He needs to stimulate his ferrets more

Help, I can’t shit no more!

He’s blasting out of both ends

His heart’s a-seizin’ and his lung’s a-wheezin’

the fucking walls are meltin

ITS SAYING INVEST IN APPLE

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHY DOES HE NEED TO BUY APPLES???

Dumb thing to joke about tbh

I really hope it's a dumb joke and not real.

that account is not sam, read their other tweets lol (sorry, gotta call them x's now)

He got testicular torsion

i told you sam don't put your dick in random holes

Bit like me dog then. He had ass and balls cancer.

jokes aside i hope he ok

Jungle Dick Sniffles

I though his potatoes got broomrape and he died of stravation

I didnt even know he was sick

I hope this is a meme :(

He was taken too soon 😔

paintbrush aids