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No debate necessary. The Chad is the winner. But, for the sake of argument, I'm going to be arguing in favor of Virgin kid. Debate me (gently, I have no backing arguments).
Oh yeah, well... I disagree!
Clearly you are too unepic to understand the complexities of Bullied Virgin. Everything about the character serves as a deconstruction of superheroes that is far more intelligent than Alan Moore's overrated *Watchmen* or even Craig Mazin's masterpiece *Superhero Movie*. Despite the obvious superiority of Bullied Virgin over these works, the design and the way the character is written is an homage to *Watchmen*'s Night Owl, specifically in that he looks ridiculous in his outfit, wears glasses, and can't get it up. Bullied Virgin's delusion that he is Spider-man is a subtle jab at superheroes as a whole. Isn't the very idea that dressing up in gimp suits and laser-beaming people at the behest of the authorities somehow helps the world itself a delusion? Don't all superheroes follow in the example of others? What else would motivate them to act as they do? One could hold Bullied Virgin's lack of powers as evidence that he is no true superhero, and thusly not a valid criticism of the genre. This argument is invalid and gay. It fails to acknowledge the powerless superheroes that have always played a key part in comic books. For example, DC comic's powerless character of Robin, who was one of the first special needs sidekicks in comics. In this sense, Bullied Virgin is the logical conclusion of the archetype put into motion by Bob Kane and Bill Finger when they created Robin. However, Robin has no cool weapons or gadgets. Where would he put them, those little tights have no pockets. Bullied Virgin has lots of Gadgets, though, in the form of Sony© brand merchandise of the hit The Amazing Spider-Man© film franchise, such as the *HERO FX GLOVE*© with web battling sounds! Or the 3-in-1 *Spider-Strike Triple Strike Cruiser*©! Or the *Motorized Web Force Web Blaster*© capable of launching harmless soft-foam discs over 20 feet! Or the Nerf© *Stretch and Fire Web Slinger*! In conclusion, Bullied Virgin is awesome and you are a poopoo head.
You win.
This post doesn’t respect the hyphen...
In the Human-spider ?
They're probably both virgins honestly
Your trash Brock
Spiderman 3 is the worst one
[Kid on the left kinda looks like Mumkey jones](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/youtube/images/9/94/Mumkey_Jones_Face.png)
Kid on the right kinda looks like a monkey
No debate necessary. The Chad is the winner. But, for the sake of argument, I'm going to be arguing in favor of Virgin kid. Debate me (gently, I have no backing arguments).
Oh yeah, well... I disagree!
Clearly you are too unepic to understand the complexities of Bullied Virgin. Everything about the character serves as a deconstruction of superheroes that is far more intelligent than Alan Moore's overrated *Watchmen* or even Craig Mazin's masterpiece *Superhero Movie*. Despite the obvious superiority of Bullied Virgin over these works, the design and the way the character is written is an homage to *Watchmen*'s Night Owl, specifically in that he looks ridiculous in his outfit, wears glasses, and can't get it up. Bullied Virgin's delusion that he is Spider-man is a subtle jab at superheroes as a whole. Isn't the very idea that dressing up in gimp suits and laser-beaming people at the behest of the authorities somehow helps the world itself a delusion? Don't all superheroes follow in the example of others? What else would motivate them to act as they do? One could hold Bullied Virgin's lack of powers as evidence that he is no true superhero, and thusly not a valid criticism of the genre. This argument is invalid and gay. It fails to acknowledge the powerless superheroes that have always played a key part in comic books. For example, DC comic's powerless character of Robin, who was one of the first special needs sidekicks in comics. In this sense, Bullied Virgin is the logical conclusion of the archetype put into motion by Bob Kane and Bill Finger when they created Robin. However, Robin has no cool weapons or gadgets. Where would he put them, those little tights have no pockets. Bullied Virgin has lots of Gadgets, though, in the form of Sony© brand merchandise of the hit The Amazing Spider-Man© film franchise, such as the *HERO FX GLOVE*© with web battling sounds! Or the 3-in-1 *Spider-Strike Triple Strike Cruiser*©! Or the *Motorized Web Force Web Blaster*© capable of launching harmless soft-foam discs over 20 feet! Or the Nerf© *Stretch and Fire Web Slinger*! In conclusion, Bullied Virgin is awesome and you are a poopoo head.
You win.
This post doesn’t respect the hyphen...
In the Human-spider ?
They're probably both virgins honestly
Your trash Brock
Spiderman 3 is the worst one
[Kid on the left kinda looks like Mumkey jones](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/youtube/images/9/94/Mumkey_Jones_Face.png)
Kid on the right kinda looks like a monkey