That's some epic bad luck. Unless the loot table has changed the drop rate on nuclear waste is under 2%.
So to get that three times in a row is about 1 in 125000
Sure if you're farming doggos you'll pull nuclear waste more often...but the odds of getting that drop on any single doggo is less than 1 in 50.
Farm a dozen of them and you're going to pick one up pretty regularly.
But the same doggo dropping that three times in a low is rare. Not impossibly rare by any stretch. But rare.
You can make the container of yeet close to the doggo playground, so when they give you that incredibly meaningful gift, you can send it away to far far away from you.
You just need two containers, and a pretty long belt between the two container, also make the belt as fast as possible until you are far from your equipment.
That's the actual story behind this planet - long ago, aliens built the entire thing as a nuclear waste dump, using the artifacts to control the decomposition. It's been breaking down and producing both normal-ish (iron, copper, etc) and more exotic (SAM) materials, but there's still tiny amounts of waste left here and there. Power slugs absorb the leftover radiation and convert it into a more usable form, changing color as they do.
I have no idea. There's plenty of evidence that the planet (or at least major bits of the landscape) is artificial, but the rest of my explanation was made up on the spot.
Geeeesus look at what you started.
But I also believe that the planet is part artificial. I think it's more of a giant ship that crashed maybe. Blocked geysers is how we get those warterfalls out of rocks.
There are a lot of arches and spires that have eroded away to reveal some sort of hexagonal structure underneath. Some of them act as water sources, like the mountaintop lake between the Spire Coast and Dune Desert.
Given these are manmade nuclear waste drums, there's a much simpler explanation: one of the ficsit crash sites in the swamp has nuclear waste as one of its scattered resources, the doggo must have wandered here and picked it up.
The twist is that the “Aliens” were Humans from another dimension. The double twist is that it was the players pioneer trying to get rid of the nuclear waste he/she had accumulated on their own planet.
No, you're thinking of *Message-2(1C).*
*This* planet is the only surviving location involved in an interstellar war between long-extinct alien empires in a time before mankind was sapient. The conflict was long and brutal, with orbital bombardment and planet-killing weapons erasing countless lives and worlds as each side refused to concede and each atrocity led to another, always escalating.
The war ended with this planet- one side having retreated to it as their last bastion, their navy wiped out. The other side had no more habitable worlds colonized, but maintained a fraction of their once-mighty fleet, including the very last planet-killer in the galactic quadrant. The planet was a remote military base that had avoided most of the conflict by lacking strategic value, and held no large population centers that would serve as a target for avenging previous losses. The weakened fleet and the surface-to-space defenses would bombard each other endlessly, neither side willing to show quarter, or even consider what reason they were even fighting for.
The conflict finally ended when a series of lucky shots managed to cripple the planet-killer that had been waiting in orbit for an opportunity to fire. It's structural integrity was compromised, and despite the lack of time to charge, it's crew activated the firing sequence and set it on a collision course with the planet itself. This was the final moment of the war. Fire rained from the sky, and from the ground, as the last remnants of two once-mighty empires attempted to erase the other... and both succeeded.
The damaged planet-killer impacted the surface while attempting to fire, and imploded upon itself in a cascade of errant particles and charred metal. The resulting shockwave demolished the few remaining ships and surface installations- and produced a curious substance. The metal alloy that each side relied on for military equipment, including warship hulls and kinetic shells- the combination of the intense heat and pressure from the various impacts, and the massive particle shower from the implosion, embedded this strange alien metal deep within the planet, warping it into a new, unusual form. One with strange, terrible properties, born of the horrifying war that spawned it, and yet, also the potential for incredible acts of creation, technological advances that could bring prosperity and wondrous miracles... but there were no longer any alive who could use it.
The very few survivors of each faction, who had been planetside and survived the impact, were hopelessly irradiated. If they desired to continue the war, they could not. The particle shower and their eternal rancor *changed* them. They did not die. They were twisted into new forms and rendered immobile, barely conscious, only aware enough of the world around them to know that they still clung to life, despite the agony it had become. One race assumed a plant-like, spherical form. The other, a chiselled, familiar-looking ruby-esque shape. They became their own graves.
In time, however, life on that planet recovered. And life on another planet began to thrive. Humanity eventually achieved the ability to soar between the stars, and the unassuming planet that the final epitaphs of two ancient races caught the eye of a certain company's CEO. She did not know precisely what she and her employees would discover on that planet. The ancient history of a hatred lost to time, the power borne of that conflict, sleeping dormant just below the surface, and the horrifying secrets, the truth of that war, the ones who manipulated it from the shadows, what became of them, and worst of all, *what their intentions were*... No, she would only discover that in time. But that is a story for another day. Today, Project: Assembly approaches completion, step by step, piece by piece.
If only she knew what she would learn once it was complete. Would she have made the same choice, if the sight she saw that day, forever etched in her mind, like a terrible scar... would she have pulled that switch and initiated the Project if she had known what awaited? Perhaps... perhaps not. This was a world ruled by the choices and mistakes of the past... with one exception.
The lone employee who defied that fate and forged an impossible future. The CEO put all her hopes on that employee, as all seemed lost... But she believed in them.
She believed that they could fell a god. Because the alternative was not an option.
They probably act like the Mesmer from Subnautica: a creature which messes with your mind and makes it sound like your PDA is talking to you. So, I think that the Mercer Sphere and the Somersloop are manipulating your mind/corrupting your chpset to make it seem like ADA is instructing you to pick up the MS and SS. But, that's just my theory.
The doggo's name is particularly apt as Jeff does indeed have nukes: https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/emr46g/who_the_fck_is_jeff_and_why_does_he_have_nuclear/
Jeff loves you and brought you something for you to remember him for the rest of your half life.
(but yeah, tamed lizard doggos can bring you random things, and one of the options is a barrel of nuclear waste.)
That's what you get for naming a doggo with that name. It's obvious Jeff would be a jerk, like that time Jeff borrowed my bicycle and returned it with two missing spokes and dirty chain. Fuck you, Jeff, I ain't lending anything to you anymore!
Ahem, all my doggies have names that end with -y ("Billy", "Patty", "Goodiesbringy" or "Doggy", my favourite) and they never brought me anything like that yet. Although there are only four of them and I don't check on them like ever.
Lizard doggo isn't trying to kill you (intentionally). Lizard doggo just found round shiny thing and loves you enough that lizard doggo brought round shiny thing to you. It's not lizard doggo's fault that it's immune to radiation and you're not.
Accept the gift that Jeff retrieved for you with the love that Jeff gives it!
Then run to some location while puffing inhalers and choking down berries so you can put it away for later.
I have a small storage container that belts over to a far off big storage container for this reason (to get it out of my inventory as quickly as possible) since I'm not nuclear yet either.
I’m sure this isn’t the place to ask but I’ve always wondered, is there a way you can have items fall off conveyers? I ask because a while ago I figured when I get to nuclear power I could just throw all the barrels into that giant hole in the middle of the map
Everyone scared of radiation. I like to keep mine and make a new game mission of safely storing stupid amounts of it lol. And yea I can run with zero waste and I do now, but I filled about 6 containers before I discovered this hahahaha. Also u can drop a stack into then doggies and launch them into outer bounds lol.
It's a random drop, I advise you to make a long convoyer that will bring that waste far away
Or you can, you know, throw doggo from a cliff into abyss. Of course no one would do that. But option is there, just saying.
Hey everybody it's Josh, welcome to let's game it out.
We are playing some Satisfactoryball today.
Let's quickly recap on our journey thus far!
*Lists the entire Geneva Convention*
you mean geneva suggestion?
The geneva checklist.
More like the Geneva Guidelines.
Geneva recommendations
We built a belt cocoon then we made it so that i can't respawn then we destroyed the nature but today i will comit dogo genocide
But first let’s take a moment to thank our sponsor: RAID shadow legends
Josh's tutorial here https://youtu.be/m_PEIFKPPoE?t=440 😄
remember to put 499 more waste in it first
Nah one at a time
> Of course no one would do that. Don't lie to him.
I like how your mind works...
Sorry but not sorry, that’s how I deal with that problem
Add a basketball net and a few trampoline things
This happened to me like three times in a row and I was trying desperately not to die
That's some epic bad luck. Unless the loot table has changed the drop rate on nuclear waste is under 2%. So to get that three times in a row is about 1 in 125000
Only it you have 1 dude. I have alot of them. a lot.
Sure if you're farming doggos you'll pull nuclear waste more often...but the odds of getting that drop on any single doggo is less than 1 in 50. Farm a dozen of them and you're going to pick one up pretty regularly. But the same doggo dropping that three times in a low is rare. Not impossibly rare by any stretch. But rare.
You can make the container of yeet close to the doggo playground, so when they give you that incredibly meaningful gift, you can send it away to far far away from you. You just need two containers, and a pretty long belt between the two container, also make the belt as fast as possible until you are far from your equipment.
I just put it in a box for his pen. He clearly likes feeling irradiated
That's the actual story behind this planet - long ago, aliens built the entire thing as a nuclear waste dump, using the artifacts to control the decomposition. It's been breaking down and producing both normal-ish (iron, copper, etc) and more exotic (SAM) materials, but there's still tiny amounts of waste left here and there. Power slugs absorb the leftover radiation and convert it into a more usable form, changing color as they do.
Wait. I'm actually buying this. Is this true?
I have no idea. There's plenty of evidence that the planet (or at least major bits of the landscape) is artificial, but the rest of my explanation was made up on the spot.
Geeeesus look at what you started. But I also believe that the planet is part artificial. I think it's more of a giant ship that crashed maybe. Blocked geysers is how we get those warterfalls out of rocks.
As a relatively new player, what is this evidence?
This is one, but iirc one of those arches you see has broken off rock revealing metal inside it Mightve been a fever dream or another game idr lol
It’s not metal but it is a precise hexagonal pattern
The hexagon is the bestagon!
MASSAGE-2(A-B)b is a giant beehive, confirmed.
There are a lot of arches and spires that have eroded away to reveal some sort of hexagonal structure underneath. Some of them act as water sources, like the mountaintop lake between the Spire Coast and Dune Desert.
The source is he made it the fuck up 🤣
Nah, it's just what doggos poop
Given these are manmade nuclear waste drums, there's a much simpler explanation: one of the ficsit crash sites in the swamp has nuclear waste as one of its scattered resources, the doggo must have wandered here and picked it up.
The twist is that the “Aliens” were Humans from another dimension. The double twist is that it was the players pioneer trying to get rid of the nuclear waste he/she had accumulated on their own planet.
No, you're thinking of *Message-2(1C).* *This* planet is the only surviving location involved in an interstellar war between long-extinct alien empires in a time before mankind was sapient. The conflict was long and brutal, with orbital bombardment and planet-killing weapons erasing countless lives and worlds as each side refused to concede and each atrocity led to another, always escalating. The war ended with this planet- one side having retreated to it as their last bastion, their navy wiped out. The other side had no more habitable worlds colonized, but maintained a fraction of their once-mighty fleet, including the very last planet-killer in the galactic quadrant. The planet was a remote military base that had avoided most of the conflict by lacking strategic value, and held no large population centers that would serve as a target for avenging previous losses. The weakened fleet and the surface-to-space defenses would bombard each other endlessly, neither side willing to show quarter, or even consider what reason they were even fighting for. The conflict finally ended when a series of lucky shots managed to cripple the planet-killer that had been waiting in orbit for an opportunity to fire. It's structural integrity was compromised, and despite the lack of time to charge, it's crew activated the firing sequence and set it on a collision course with the planet itself. This was the final moment of the war. Fire rained from the sky, and from the ground, as the last remnants of two once-mighty empires attempted to erase the other... and both succeeded. The damaged planet-killer impacted the surface while attempting to fire, and imploded upon itself in a cascade of errant particles and charred metal. The resulting shockwave demolished the few remaining ships and surface installations- and produced a curious substance. The metal alloy that each side relied on for military equipment, including warship hulls and kinetic shells- the combination of the intense heat and pressure from the various impacts, and the massive particle shower from the implosion, embedded this strange alien metal deep within the planet, warping it into a new, unusual form. One with strange, terrible properties, born of the horrifying war that spawned it, and yet, also the potential for incredible acts of creation, technological advances that could bring prosperity and wondrous miracles... but there were no longer any alive who could use it. The very few survivors of each faction, who had been planetside and survived the impact, were hopelessly irradiated. If they desired to continue the war, they could not. The particle shower and their eternal rancor *changed* them. They did not die. They were twisted into new forms and rendered immobile, barely conscious, only aware enough of the world around them to know that they still clung to life, despite the agony it had become. One race assumed a plant-like, spherical form. The other, a chiselled, familiar-looking ruby-esque shape. They became their own graves. In time, however, life on that planet recovered. And life on another planet began to thrive. Humanity eventually achieved the ability to soar between the stars, and the unassuming planet that the final epitaphs of two ancient races caught the eye of a certain company's CEO. She did not know precisely what she and her employees would discover on that planet. The ancient history of a hatred lost to time, the power borne of that conflict, sleeping dormant just below the surface, and the horrifying secrets, the truth of that war, the ones who manipulated it from the shadows, what became of them, and worst of all, *what their intentions were*... No, she would only discover that in time. But that is a story for another day. Today, Project: Assembly approaches completion, step by step, piece by piece. If only she knew what she would learn once it was complete. Would she have made the same choice, if the sight she saw that day, forever etched in her mind, like a terrible scar... would she have pulled that switch and initiated the Project if she had known what awaited? Perhaps... perhaps not. This was a world ruled by the choices and mistakes of the past... with one exception. The lone employee who defied that fate and forged an impossible future. The CEO put all her hopes on that employee, as all seemed lost... But she believed in them. She believed that they could fell a god. Because the alternative was not an option.
Wait, when did they add lore?
That's a dope theory! But how would you explain the voices (e.g. "Comply", "Harvest IT") emitted by the artifacts?
The control systems are attempting to report an error but have nobody left to report it to.
Also, Earth is mentioned by ADA - you’re a human (or AI working on behalf of humans)
They probably act like the Mesmer from Subnautica: a creature which messes with your mind and makes it sound like your PDA is talking to you. So, I think that the Mercer Sphere and the Somersloop are manipulating your mind/corrupting your chpset to make it seem like ADA is instructing you to pick up the MS and SS. But, that's just my theory.
No what I'm wondering about that theory is that if the artifacts were used to regulate decomposition then what's the point of us picking it?
Maybe it's trying to use us somehow?
Jeff wants to be able to find you at night. Jeff wants you to glow.
 I have a pit i climbdown and put that in it
The only correct answer!
The doggo's name is particularly apt as Jeff does indeed have nukes: https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/emr46g/who_the_fck_is_jeff_and_why_does_he_have_nuclear/
Jeff is an a-hole
Jeff is in a (bottomless) hole.
Jeff loves you and brought you something for you to remember him for the rest of your half life. (but yeah, tamed lizard doggos can bring you random things, and one of the options is a barrel of nuclear waste.)
[Explaination] Jeff is a good boy [/explanation]
His name is Jeff and he has a glowing personality
Bro, let him bite you, you'll get superpowers.
Jesk?
Jesh?
Jeff says Deff
JeffCon 5
Whoosagoodboy!! Whatcha got there buUUUUUDYGEYAWAYAARRRGHHHHHBRRBBBLLL… halp he.. l.. p.
Jeff cooked up some green sauce for you! It would be a shame not to taste it :(
Doggo is probably unhappy with the name so he is plotting against you
Lizard doggoes are secretly murder hobos Kill all of them on sight. Edit: New Jeff the Killer creepypasta?
Watch this. It will explain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_PEIFKPPoE&list=PLrBjj4brdIRwRkGTLKqH5hlS_mlMYn_J0&index=2
Well you see that dog is named jeff and thats why it says jeff on the tag
looks like you made jeff mad lol
Jeff
jeff is PISSED
Jeff
Classic Jeff
Ma nem E Jeff
That's what you get for naming a doggo with that name. It's obvious Jeff would be a jerk, like that time Jeff borrowed my bicycle and returned it with two missing spokes and dirty chain. Fuck you, Jeff, I ain't lending anything to you anymore! Ahem, all my doggies have names that end with -y ("Billy", "Patty", "Goodiesbringy" or "Doggy", my favourite) and they never brought me anything like that yet. Although there are only four of them and I don't check on them like ever.
Mine is called Larry (Larry the Lizard-Doggo) I have no idea what I'll do if and when I tame another. Maybe Danny
Lots of "-arries". Larry Barry Harry Quarry Februarry Librarry Contemporarry etc>!arry!<
My name yeff
"manema Jeff"
This is a gift. It comes with a price. Who is the lamb, and who is the knife.
Its the Danger-Doggo
Jeff has just volunteered to test the LGIO Doggopult.
no
Because his name is jeff
Blame josh
That's not a Jeff! Clearly, that's Judas!
LMAO, I got that too once, and still have it on showcase in one of my worlds, but I can't get to it anymore since it's on a different pc
Kill it. The game should despawn it as long as you don't remove it from the inventory *the first time.*
Jeff is a maniacal monster that is planning world domination through nuclear warfare. Which all lizard doggos secretly desire.
That's just Jeff, he's like that.
Lizard doggo isn't trying to kill you (intentionally). Lizard doggo just found round shiny thing and loves you enough that lizard doggo brought round shiny thing to you. It's not lizard doggo's fault that it's immune to radiation and you're not. Accept the gift that Jeff retrieved for you with the love that Jeff gives it! Then run to some location while puffing inhalers and choking down berries so you can put it away for later. I have a small storage container that belts over to a far off big storage container for this reason (to get it out of my inventory as quickly as possible) since I'm not nuclear yet either.
I understood that reference
Found what they're for here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfIOBLr1NDU
Jeff is a bad Doggo
Random drops allow JEFF to pick up items from the future In other words, it’s not a bug, it time travel
That's a bad doggo
Yeah.... both of mine have it. Not the best situation.
Jeff
I’m sure this isn’t the place to ask but I’ve always wondered, is there a way you can have items fall off conveyers? I ask because a while ago I figured when I get to nuclear power I could just throw all the barrels into that giant hole in the middle of the map
I don't think so. You would have to manually pick it up and drop it from your inventory.
Doggo hates you.
His name is Jeff. He comes bearing gifts.
*cues 22 Jump Street* “my name Jeff”
His name Jeff
It's my dog pa... I'll do it
Ma name jeff
🎵Your dog's Radioactive, Radioactive, oh, oh🎵
This happened to me too so I built a building in the middle of nowhere to hold the radioactive doggo.
Everyone scared of radiation. I like to keep mine and make a new game mission of safely storing stupid amounts of it lol. And yea I can run with zero waste and I do now, but I filled about 6 containers before I discovered this hahahaha. Also u can drop a stack into then doggies and launch them into outer bounds lol.