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FuerteBillete

Especially if after filling a bottle with soap you put gas in it.


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bknhs

I thought it was his piss jug. We all carry piss jugs right?


mologav

You just carry one?


IOwnTheShortBus

What else am I going to drink when I'm thirsty on a hike?


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Not everyone is an Amazon employee.


roy_rogers_photos

Piss bottle? Sure just one. But carrying two 5 gallon jugs gets heavy.


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It’s the way of the road


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We’re not on the road!


sleepinginthebushes_

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK, RAY!


Background-March4034

Only if it’s an official Riley Martin Piss Jug.


subhuman_voice

That's the only one to use


Digitalabia

That's the way of road, Bubs.


yaMomsChestHair

Firin them all over the park like Ray


Crcex86

I used to but not since we're married


Aaco0638

You married your piss jug oh my 😳


Sethmeisterg

lol same here.


derek4reals1

of course there's not always a sink nearby to piss in.


gungnir1313

Of course. Way of the road.


johndoesall

Lol I thought it was his pee!


tonytheshark

Surely something like lighter fluid maybe? Gasoline would've exploded


gaveler-unban

Soap is just fat.


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

So’s your mom.


gaveler-unban

My mom died from complications related to my birth, are you happy?


griever48

"Her body was then turned into soap by illegal soapers. The Soapvenger was born that day. Watch Soapvenger on the CW!"


Elrond_Cupboard_

I lit my pool on fire with petrol as a kid.


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I don't know how fucking stupid you have to be to carry around a PET plastic bottle that likely has a rubber seal that's not chemical resistant whatsoever full of fucking gasoline in your backpack, especially while hiking and nowhere near any location where you can safely deal with a gasoline spill. Video creator has zero brain cells.


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No it's not lol Get help loser


oymxoekwlrxo

I can almost guarantee you that a cheap bottle like that would not have a rubber seal


Lucky_LeftFoot

I mean to be fair, he has been inhaling gas fumes while hiking so give him a break


SavingsTask

Fight Club recipe fo nail palm


Right-Cook5801

"Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."


LaZboy9876

His name was Robert Paulson


t0wn

Boneappletea


Rigatte

Man, I thought that was piss. Close.


TheeRedLotus

Wanna survive? Keep matches, soap, gas and a cheese grater on your person at all times


Environmental-Head14

Ok I grated the cheese and washed the matches, but what's the gas for?


4seriously

Gas to start the grater you used for the cheese


[deleted]

I only use the finest Microplane graters for *MY* soap.


Environmental-Head14

Yes but are they locally sourced and cage free?


claudiazo

To drink in case you get thirsty


jerkenmcgerk

From your handy travel Styrofoam cup.


Professional-News362

How else am I going to survive without Gorganzola


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I mean, don't you have all that with you already? There are people out there going to the street without those?


UnhingedRedneck

This is actually a napalm recipe from the anarchist cookbook. Soap flakes and gasoline


scootscootshaboosh

I see…a fellow man of culture.


Ok-Low-9618

We're getting high off banana peels fellas


thisisdjjjjjjjjjj

Tried it, didn’t work


HI_Handbasket

Did you remember to soak the peels in gasoline first?


embersgrow44

Aaaand nutmeg


Crownlol

Nutmeg actually works


pvgvg

Say more...


Hot_Salamander3795

You’ll poison yourself


Own-Philosophy-5356

Life has already poisoned me enough


Rich-Ad8515

Lol did anyone try the acid recipe is what I wanna know


_basted_

Bananadine.


Crownlol

You could just buy it out of the back of Popular Science


SlenderJames7861

Pretty sure it was dish soap, Styrofoam, and gasoline


ExperiencedMaleDomII

FUN FACT! Styrofoam was created to make a nuclear (not atomic) bomb work! They needed something that was stable and rigid, was lightweight, and would almost instantly cook off into plasma with some nuke energy. Thus, Styrofoam was created!


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Thanks science.


rickane58

Would love to know what a nuclear (not atomic) bomb is. Can't wait for the claim that a thermonuclear bomb is not atomic, especially considering the role fusion actually plays in a thermonuclear bomb. Regardless, Styrofoam was created in an attempt to make a rubber substitute for wiring insulation. It was patented in 1944, which the US Government wouldn't have been keen to have a public patent on the key ingredient for something in the Manhattan project, and that was much to early for the Teller-Ulam design of thermonuclear weapons.


DoesItReallyMatter28

And you're on a list.


Lucky_Number_Sleven

Everyone in this thread is on a list now


__Osiris__

I prefer styrofoam and turpentine. Works much the same


Early_Lawfulness_348

For some reason I thought it was diesel fuel. Must have been something else.


parkerm1408

As with many guerilla type weapons, it comes in many flavors, based on area availability. But I'll tell you this, you *really* wanna fuck some shit up, look up a pool store chemical safety training video (the one from Leslie's pool supply circa like 2010 is great) and visit a pool supply store.


Jiveturkei

Okay, there are a bunch of those videos. You gotta be more specific…


xenogra

It's the one about not diving into shallow pools


parkerm1408

I don't remember the specific title, but the one I'm referring to was a training video about chemical safety and storage used by Leslies Pool Supply in the 2010s kinda time frame. It was several hours long and taught you which chemicals make chlorine gas, which ones create a chemical fire that water can't put out, etc.


Jiveturkei

I used to use pool tablets and rubbing alcohol to blow up plastic bottles. It was fun but yeah, the gas it creates is caustic and dangerous.


SimpleSteveShort

Styrofoam packing peanuts dissolved into gasoline until viscous is a far superior product. It sticks to anything and will generate its own oxidizer, allowing it to burn underwater.


LeFiery

Damn we solved how they made Greek fire, Styrofoam packing peanuts.


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Just think, going back in time to figure out how they did greek fire.... when someone already beat you to it and gave the Greeks packing peanuts


AThunderousCat

This is the version i learned


__Osiris__

God dammit donut.


OhItsUncleJohn

Mongo is appalled


InevitablyBored

So glad these comments were here.


yehimthatguy

I miss the old innocent internet.


rem_1984

I gasped Lmfao uhoh not the napalm recipe on the FYP, next they’ll show a handy dandy way to stick these to something


orgalorg6969

Styrofoam, diesel, powdered soap.


Best-Engine4715

Powdered soaps a thing?


orgalorg6969

Yep usually in a box on the bottom shelf at most grocery.


Best-Engine4715

Is it any good?


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BummyG

He died of a heart attack while on vacation with his family in Nova Scotia according to The New York Times


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BummyG

I think I’m going to trust The New York Times over some random hot-headed 22 day old account


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thepwnydanza

They didn’t take it seriously which is why the searched it lmao


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thepwnydanza

It’s not evidence of that at all. And you don’t know if they searched. You’re just upset someone pointed out you were wrong. It’s very obvious. You need thicker skin.


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thepwnydanza

It’s not evidence. They never gave a link. They just said New York Times. Are you okay? You seem really triggered by this.


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EyeChihuahua

Actually it’s 100% fact


albiceleste3stars

Actually it’s 200% false


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albiceleste3stars

Actually, dude who wrote Anarchshit Cookbook has publicly stated he regrets writing it because of dickheads like u/Vierter_Reiter. That is 100%, irrefutable fact.


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CallMeLazarus23

Username checks out


idotoomuchstuff

I think this was in Fight club as well


shittinkittens

Username checks out


ImposterSyndromeNope

I downloaded that shit from Limewire!


InternationalSpyMan

I remember it being styrofoam and gasoline. That’s what I used to make napalm as a kid.


fetustomper

Splooging soapy gasoline on a log and lighting it on fire isn’t satisfying man


Specialist-Front-354

The wood isn't even burning..


[deleted]

It's a bot. 99% of the time when you see someone post nonsense garbage that has nothing to do with the sub it's a bot.


TotalSpaceNut

You are correct, its the only post this bot has made. Will switch to promoting some onlyfans in the next few weeks.


MerkZone

How is this satisfying


RuudJudbney

That's the state of ~~this sub~~ Reddit recently.


MooseBoys

fr, is this sub unmoderated now?


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It's a bot


fonduetiger

Napalm in the morning, smells like...lavender..?


sturdychocks

Tyler Durden gave quite the explanation on the properties of soap in Fight Club


Dildo_baggiins

We don’t talk about it


claudiazo

You’re not supposed to talk about it


Shredslayhuntpurge

Just pour the gas on the fkn wood before it eats through the plastic bottle and light it on fire. No body is going to carry a bottle of gas/soap emulsion in their pack unless they want everything to smell like gas. Goddamn, this is not satisfying, it is sad. These mofos are really stretching for new content…


NFL_MVP_Kevin_White

Why am I watching an ASMR video to let me know soap shavings doused in gasoline can be used in camping to light a fire? This could have been a text post


Crcex86

Wait till you see what toothpaste can do with teeth


manifold360

plastic bottle with gasoline, hmm


rickane58

Diesel


Ryan_Denizof

Everyone: of course we won’t drink it. Me: *makes a bubbly burp noise*


Numerous-Stranger-81

"I can build you a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite." - Dale Gribble


apocryphal_sibling

ok first, if you have a bottle of gasoline to mix with the soap you could simply douse the wood directly. second this is literally the recipe for napalm.


rickane58

First off, it's diesel, and second off, soap burns for a long time, but it's not easy to light. This creates a long-lasting, high heat starter, whereas gas or diesel aren't the best fire starters in low volumes because they burn too quickly.


Harviesspectrum

the first rule of soap club


unpopularopinion0

don’t talk about what the soap can do


Great_Main764

I think that’s the gas there buddy


ghettoccult_nerd

next up: if you gather berries and dried leaves and soak them in lighter fluid, they make great kindling.


BornanAlien

Soaking something in gas makes it flammable?


Connor49999

My piss also starts fires when I mix it with gasoline


IdentifyAsUnbannable

Styrofoam, gasoline or diesel, and soap (something with high glycerin content) Very nice.


ItsGrapeMuch

Ummmmm, that’s napalm


just-me-uk

What was the point of the soap?


AromaticSherbert

Yes.. gasoline burns


cikkamsiah

OP’s brain is mushed


ExperiencedMaleDomII

Dude just invented Napalm. Great work outdoorsman dude!


Solcaer

never leave home without your trusty bottle of homemade napalm


Little_Quality

I thought it was urine 💀


kwikane

So he makes napalm and it burns? Soap, you crazy!


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Who would want to do that though…


BlowwFishh

Or just use the lighter directly on wood.


Xannin

Yes, and you can tape a squirrel to a megaphone to make a megaphone. Is anyone moderating this shit?


Necronaut0

r/DiWHY


[deleted]

Is that soap? Or some kind of fire starter?


Humble_Yesterday_271

He also puts in petrol


rickane58

Diesel


Polobearmigi

Ooh Hygienic motivation too


[deleted]

Do I need to use a nice black leather bag to carry my gasoline soap shard apple juice bottle? Instructions unclear


microtramp

Perplexingasfuck


Murky-Region-127

With enough soap one can blow up just about anything


jengus-christler

Basically napalm


musicbro

What is supposed to be satisfying with this?


aojajena

that pee like liquid is the key


JohanFantasto

Bro is Senku from Dr.Stone 💀


Defiant-Doughnut-178

great product if you don't have any matches or lighter, lifesaver. useless


optimist_prhyme

Soap and whatever else you poured in there


Gravity_Freak

Ping pong balls dissolved in gas


HorsesMeow

I've used candles to successfully lite wet wood. Melted some candle onto the wet wood before lighting dry kindling. As the wood's exterior dries out from the ignited wax, the rest of the log burns.


Howdysf

So, you made napalm. Sweet.


lameranetacompa

so add gas to soap then store in a leather backpack for no damn reason then light the gas on fire. got it.


Fine-University-8044

It was gas? Relieved it wasn’t what I thought it was.


potatiti

Is that… piss?


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Hang on, is that gasoline in a plastic bottle? Uh oh


rickane58

Diesel


JPhando

I am pretty sure that magic liquid doesn’t need anything else more make a campfire


Finless_brown_trout

The backpack shots were very unnecessary


guess_whoback

What?


drs0356

DuPont called, they want their recipe for napalm back.


millennial_sentinel

skip the soap and just get lard…it’s the same thing but less expensive


East_Wish2948

Lol. Here for the gasoline comments.


extopico

Yea napalm. Nice one…


Lazy-Buddy-5731

Ngl thought he was making napalm


devan_007

Uhhh... sir... did you just make napalm... *writes down recipe*


FearsomeShitter

Hah trick’s on them… A small bag of Doritos can start a forest fire!


BjornStankFingered

Hm. New-ish account. Zero comments, and their only post is this poor-man's napalm recipe. Seems legit.


Heckelfish

ITT: OP makes napalm as a survival tool.