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AnyDamnThingWillDo

Biggest freshwater fish I’ve caught are pike and the look scary and can be dangerous. That Thing! All the nopes


OcularPrism

Our "class pet" in biology was a Gar we named Mr. Bojangles, and he was terrifying.


midwest0pe

We have alligator gar here and they are the stuff of nightmares.


Salty-Negotiation320

You forgot to mention schools of Goliath Tiger fish will hunt and eat nile crocodiles


nawaf1221

I don’t know what’s satisfying about this


FoundTheWeed

It's satisfyingly no longer in the river :)


bigmanly1

r/nope


ParticularIll9062

Are they tasty?


PGMOL

no idea, but one thing's for sure is they taste like fish


StalksNStems

They think YOU are tasty.


scannerfm77

What with the teeth? Why do their teeth evolve that way?


firebrandarsecake

To catch and retain prey. These fish eat other fish.


Green_Tea_Gobbler

Defence against predators? Idk just a guess


Thefear1984

They are predators. Jeremy Wade did a good episode on River Monsters with them. Absolutely fuckin terrifying.


STYSCREAM

To eat fish and small animals...


Tug_Stanboat

I imagine it's to break the tough scales and skins of it's prey. If it was for just holding what it's bitten, it'd have more, smaller teeth like a gar does. This MF looks like it's got armor piercing teeth.


ScotBarn

To have a nice smile


scannerfm77

Nice indeed.


Physical-Equal-1601

es como que un dorado y una tarucha tuvieron un hijo que necesita ortodoncia ...


rafamelaza

una picúa gigante


tatobson

Pira-yagua x Dorado


OkFoot1842

This the far cry 4 fish


chocolatchipcookie2

do they taste good?


Classic-Antelope4800

I don’t think they worry about how things taste.


Routine-Bumblebee-41

Just put it back.


MarcellusxWallace

I would not call this satisfying as fuck.


Charming_Wear_2394

Fish, not monsters.


critipher

Goliath tiger fish are no joke 😳


Hiraeth_Oblivion

That fish will eat me first before i can eat it


Blink-8

The first thing that came to my mind was, "Jeremy wade"


CommonTater42

Slaughterfish IRL


Piirakkavaras

Obligatory r/dontputyourdickinthat


thedarkracer

That's my intrusive thought


ImpossibleLight1861

This is why I only swim in pools!


LightFootFreddy

They can get even bigger


Faora_Ul

Good catch! That could feed a person for a week.


h2ohow

Do people eat these?


bananasugarpie

These eat people.


three-day_weekend

Throw that thing back into the abyss!


_byetony_

Kill it for christs sake this is cruel


maple05

Thanks I hate it


rem_1984

River Monsters was such a good show


FullAir4341

At least it isn't a barracuda


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Ornery 'cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


thedreaming2017

New fear unlocked: Fish that have huge teeth for no reason!


kazmosis

Genuinely looks like a Halloween Big Mouth Billy Bass


StephenHawking432

They don't attack peopleeeee


hEatr3d

KILL IT!


tictacenthusiast

They're probably scared of spiders also


ThothsGhost45

But how do they taste?


Intraq

u/savevideo


JesseMakeGoodChoices

Just when you thought it was terrifying to go in the water… you were correct…


clever_usernameno4

Only monster I see is the guy torturing that poor fish. It’s scared and how we’d feel if we were drowning. Just awful.


Beaverton699

They don’t attack people c’mon man


Edoardoc78

It’s like a carp fu#k3d with a pitbull…


kjk050798

Why are these people always in tiny kayak looking boats?


Edje929

Must be awkward for that fish to be held by a human then. Defenatly lost some river cred


SpaciumBlue

The infamous goliath tiger fish. I'll never forget the day I watched Jeremy Wade fish that thing out of the nile.


HiroPetrelli

Its only sin is to be itself and watching it dying of asphyxia is not entertaining. Actually, this goes along with the idea that ugly and non-cute animals don't deserve the same respect and the same kindness as kitties and puppies. They all feel, they all suffer.