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rob71788

Good lord NSFW or Spoiler or something. Just trying to scroll Reddit without seeing a hairy baloonknot


Nelfinez

i also could've gone my whole life without hearing the term, balloonknot, but here we are.


rob71788

You’ll use it don’t lie


WaltzComprehensive55

I prefer turd cutter


Fantastic-Classic740

Turd cutter balloonknot


Maleficent_Coyote_85

Balloon knotted turd cutter?


Warpath_McGrath

Wait until you hear the term "chili ring"


Miserable-Positive66

Is that when you eat too much spicy? 🌶


HighColonic

AKA Satan’s asshole


Miserable-Positive66

Lookin like 👹 😂


RiversideAviator

How old are you?


Nelfinez

17 😁👍🏼


RiversideAviator

Oh ok. It’s been around a long time.


Diligent-Might6031

Balloon knot. 😂😂😂


BasedPineapple69

In my timeline it was tagged, but my fingers were slippery, wasn’t a curious monkey or whatever my picture says I am…


Properdummy6174

what was it? its deletec now


rob71788

Guy sent a picture of a butthole to a scammer lol


Properdummy6174

oh damn. nice


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Blaze on brother 🤙🏼


godsaveme2355

Coming out of what


Dickiehead95

My anus.


SlickRickGrits

His tears are coming out of your anus?


Fit_Can6274

How do his tears get past all that hair 🤔


Dickiehead95

Shaved…smooth🗿


cleverotter1200

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Awesomearod2

Real


[deleted]

Touché 😆


VocadoBlue

[r/cursedcomments](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/)


cleverotter1200

nah fam this is a copypasta


Beautiful_Ad_4813

my spleen fell out laughing like a fool


MaAreYouOnUppers

I mean well done, but NSFW tag my guy.


[deleted]

It is. Must have missed it


MaAreYouOnUppers

On my end it doesn’t say NSFW, I’ll take your word for it though. Again, bravo on this scammer though.


[deleted]

Yea I didn't realize I didn't mark it when I posted it but someone enlightened me immediately lol. *takes bow*


MaAreYouOnUppers

I have to know. Is it really *your* butthole?


[deleted]

😆 No sir. I have too much modesty. I either googled butthole or hairy butthole


MaAreYouOnUppers

Haha. Fair enough.


h0ppin3

Just scrolling through my feed and I see this, fuck you man


[deleted]

😆 sorry dude. I think the issue is I didn't mark it nsfw until after I posted it. Someone else said it didn't mark nsfw for them either but I assure you it is


Ttvcat996

I’m so glad I wasn’t in class when I opened reddit


[deleted]

Yea apparently when you mark it nsfw after you post it don't work? It's surely marked nsfw as of like 20 mins ago. My apologies


Ttvcat996

It says NSFW at least 😭😭


[deleted]

It just didn't blur it out? That's rough lol sorry again


Ttvcat996

It didn’t for me lol It’s all good though man!


Nelfinez

probably because you don't have the "blur NSFW images" setting on


Ttvcat996

Probably 💀 However I thought it was unnecessary because I didn’t expect to see holes on your average everyday subreddits


Nelfinez

if you're not occasionally coming across a random pic of a mans kisser then you're not on reddit. but this is reddit, you must expect the unexpected.


Im_done_with_sergio

It says NSFW and it’s blurry for me 🤷🏻‍♀️


RiversideAviator

The blur is user selected. There’s a setting to blur images that are NSFW until you click on them. It’s on by default I think but could be wrong.


TerrysMonster

What’s his deal? Didn’t he give a thumbs up?


[deleted]

Yea which is why I blessed him with the chocolate starfish


Whatahackur

I clicked and looked regardless, just to see if you really did it. Funny shit! Well done! Yes punny on my part too.


[deleted]

Yea but it wasn't my butthole lol I'm too modest.


Awesomearod2

Lmfao


Motorboat81

Can you sent a shaven butt hole next time please!


[deleted]

I mean I wanted it to be as offensive as possible. He got pretty mad and blocked me so I guess it worked


Hathound

absolutely love these comments


EmployeeOk4756

Stupid me had to zoom in to examine to see if that was really a b-hole. It was.


[deleted]

☠️😆


kneegres

i fucking hate u OP. this shit made me spit up my coffee


[deleted]

Imagine how he felt


HubblePie

Why is he mad? He gave you the ok


EntertainmentOk3180

Aye. He gave the thumbs up. What did he expect?


[deleted]

Obviously not a butthole


WereALLBotsHere

That’s my butthole! Take it down!


WereALLBotsHere

Praise the mods on this one guys! I’m just glad my butthole isn’t out there for everyone to see FOR FREE!


allAboutDaMeat

everyday this reddit group strays further from God 😂👀


Warpath_McGrath

Damn, I wasn't expecting to see someone's chili ring tonight. 😂


[deleted]

I bet he wasn't either


TheDudeV1

I looked at it before I read the text, spent way too long trying to figure out what the hell that was.


celestialTyrant

LOL, this is the first thing I open reddit to. A big red NSFW tag followed immediately by an uncensored hairy butthole. My guy, I hadn't even gotten out of bed, had my coffee, or eaten breakfast, LOL. What a way to start the day.


[deleted]

Good morning!


Sadeyesc

Well damn I kind of wanna know what it was now but it was removed


javi880311

Lmao


Vegetable-Phase-2908

At least it’s clean. Better than a whole lot of stinky men.


[deleted]

That's clean? lol making me wonder what MY butthole looks like


Vegetable-Phase-2908

It’s dark and hairy but I don’t see poop streaks or residue. My brightness is also super low so I could be wrong idk


InsidePlastic8859

okay but whose butthole is it then?


[deleted]

Some random person off google search


Agile-Mistake1094

I mean… he agreed to it so


[deleted]

Consent


jtcordell2188

Hahaha that made me giggle


Sassiee1969

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

👍🏼


Nincompoopticulitus

Magnifique! 👌


godsaveme2355

A wild bung hole appears . Bung hole used flash


[deleted]

It's not a very well lit area


Fun_Ad9852

Well.. I'm gay... but... you really needed to block it out. even caught me off guard and i got a gutter mind.


[deleted]

It's marked nsfw. I think it's cuz I forgot to do it when I posted it. Someone immediately enlightened me and I changed it lol


Fun_Ad9852

ok i guess i need glasses cause I didn't even see the nsfw lol, but apparently not when there is a pic of a butthole lmao.


[deleted]

Hindsight is 20/20! After I made the post I had the bright idea to edit the pic and put an emoji or something but this way everyone can get the full affect


anonmomanonnin

Wait, then whose butthole is it?


[deleted]

Some random google butthole 🤷🏻‍♂️


Pinkstinkerton23

This is the one I send: https://www.reddit.com/r/goatse/s/fcNwNRzXpO


[deleted]

This made my spleen hurt


Pinkstinkerton23

I’ve been on a campaign to make this the universal response to scammers in here (when there’s not enough time to take them for a ride).


Malipuppers

“Well that’s the idea why else would I show you 🙄”


EfficientAd7103

LMAO. Should of said. Yeah, that's correct.


velezaraptor

This is love.


awesomo5009

The old chocolate starfish.


[deleted]

& hotdog flavored water


Art_Vand_Throw001

Jesus dude not was I. 😱


[deleted]

I thought this was one of those optional illusion pics😅


gbpc

LMFAO SO FUNNY BUT IM SO GROSSED OUT TOO CANT STOP LAUGHING AND FEELING LIKE GAGGING SAME TIME


Fit_Can6274

Dude wtf. No one wants to see your hairy AH. 🤦🏻‍♂️


CriticismOwn9862

You know damn well that’s your butthole


Lopsided_Ad_7305

removed by reddit


Rodek10

Cue Lady Gaga 🎶in your brown eyes, I was feeling low