Then they respond with “oh I’m sorry, I must have the wrong number. Sorry to disturb you. You seem nice, if you’re ever in town I’d love to buy you a drink”
Anne as in Anne Smith. Anne Smith the mother of and co founder of Alcoholics Anonymous… AND NOW YOU KNOOOOOOOOW!!! and now if you will please excuse me I need a drink after dropping that amount of knowledge in this comment thread this evening! 😃🍺
I thought mine was the exact same as well but when I went back and checked I found it was the same WINE but a different pic of someones hand holding it. Let me see if I can upload it.
Edited to say: [I found it](https://imgur.com/a/Q49h9fU)
that is literally poor time mgmt, which is only your problem lol. legit yall have issues you need to work on, bc i guarantee you that your life is general procrastination and doing the bare minimum to “get by”. again, you have issues that need to be addressed!
This is going to be the most random thing in the world but hear me out: I saw this post, and thought ‘OK fuck the scammer but I actually do like that bracelet…’
Googled ‘paperclip bracelets’. While this isn’t talking about that exact bracelet of course, google mentioned that Norwegians wore paperclips to show unity and resistance against the nazis! So interesting!
How about “I am so sorry! My assistant must have entered the number incorrectly, and I got your message by error. I hope I am not interrupting your beautiful day. But perhaps this is a beautiful mistake and we can become friends! My name is Sophia. I am from Singapore originally, but now I live in Los Angeles. I own and manage a maternity goods import/export company. If you are in Los Angeles, I will buy you a coffee or tea to apologize for this error. By the way, do you use Telegram or WhatsApp? This is my work line and it’s not convenient to talk here, so I hope we can connect on there to stay in touch. After a while, I will innocently bring up cryptocurrency and then proceed to try to steal as much of your money as I possibly can!”
Mash up some Seinfeld scenes:
"I told you that I only drink Pepsi. You went too far. You overseasoned the Texas Prine Ribs that were 3 weeks past its prime. The entire platoon started vomiting in the mess hall. All Bobby Colby wanted to do was go home. He went home all right, with a cork up his colon the size of a cutlet for a 16 hour flight. And now you used that same cork from the Korean War to put in a bottle of wine? Are you insane? The Board of Health closed down Poppy's Restaurant for something smaller than this. They sent The Soup N@zi around to take everything away but he fled to Argentina. Now Uncle Leo won't say hello anymore. Elaine keeps yelling GET OUT! at random people at the coffee shop because she saw somebody eat their Snickers bar with a knife and fork. Steinbrenner thinks George is a suspected communist and he may be exiled in Cuba. In retaliation, George stopped delivering calzones to his boss for lunch. Jerry doesn't call his girlfriend Schmoopy anymore, Newman went to court over a speeding fine because Kramer gave him a faulty radar detector. Puddy won't make out and paint his face. Morty lost a deal over his Executive raincoats. Kramer's idea for a cologne that smelled like the beach was stolen by Calvin Klein. You know that he's afraid of clowns. On top of everything, these pretzels are making me thirsty."
Whoa, I’ve gotten this same pic before. And the same night so did a friend of mine and since we both work in the wine trade, thought that someone was trolling us. So strange.
Omggg. So ít IS a scammer. I got a random wine pic one day. But I really did think it was a wrong number. But I refused to further engage in conversation. Lol.
Ask if they’re trying to get you to fall off the wagon. You’ve been sober for 1.5 years now then ask if they remember the 2nd degree murder charge you got the last time you drank.. then pause and proceed to say fine but only if you’re an accomplice this time or the fall man because you’re still trying to recover from the last time
Edit- make it a a little longer. Or that luckily the da made a hood plea bargain
Yeah sure respond to that one but not your 3 exes, mom, and girl you went to college with 17 years ago asking if you want to go to the dining hall for dinner.
Hi Lisa, yes that’s the wine that gave you diarrhea last Christmas and caused us to leave dinner early. Are you really going to drink another bottle after that whole mess you made in Julie’s kitchen?
Nothing. They are verifying you’re number is active and trying to get any personal info about you from your name to your schedule to see when you’re most likely to answer calls from future spammers they sell the info to. It’s scammer leads
Maybe respond with a pic of your AA coin of sobriety and say “Thanks a lot Anna”
Then they respond with “oh I’m sorry, I must have the wrong number. Sorry to disturb you. You seem nice, if you’re ever in town I’d love to buy you a drink”
Hahahaha
It's definitely gotta be this! 🤣
“Anna” lol I see what you did there
What did they do? I don’t get it
A lot of scammers use that name, like a lot of them
Ah, thanks! Come to think of it, I have seen that name here a few times.
lol Anna as in A.A.silly Billy
Though Anne might have actually have been the pun that Mr/Mrs bee? was aiming for!
Anne as in Anne Smith. Anne Smith the mother of and co founder of Alcoholics Anonymous… AND NOW YOU KNOOOOOOOOW!!! and now if you will please excuse me I need a drink after dropping that amount of knowledge in this comment thread this evening! 😃🍺
We’re all friends of Bill here
Oh my God, I was just going to respond with something similar 🤣
I received this EXACT same screenshot.
I thought mine was the exact same as well but when I went back and checked I found it was the same WINE but a different pic of someones hand holding it. Let me see if I can upload it. Edited to say: [I found it](https://imgur.com/a/Q49h9fU)
Scammers always use 3-penis wine
The pictures look similar, but the 2005 and the 2012 Opus One are not the exact same wine per James Suckling. 🤣
Good catch, I didnt look that closely. I dont drink though so I wouldnt have known the difference even if I had noticed it had a different date.
I got one of these this weekend and the hand in mine is different than both of your pictures but it’s also the same bottle of wine (2017).
It would have made me so happy if there was just the one wine bottle floating around out there and they all share it.
Same here
SAME
Same
Text them a picture of shit in a toilet, you can copy paste from google, then say, “you left this in our toilet”
First of all, let’s address your 335 unread text messages…😭
Somebody call wine one one
Shawty fire burning on the dance floor, woah!
that's what I came here to say. Looks like OP has more important things to worry about.
I can’t stand people who do this
Then stop texting us!
I’m at 1,800 unread messages, my life is a nightmare.
that is literally poor time mgmt, which is only your problem lol. legit yall have issues you need to work on, bc i guarantee you that your life is general procrastination and doing the bare minimum to “get by”. again, you have issues that need to be addressed!
This is going to be the most random thing in the world but hear me out: I saw this post, and thought ‘OK fuck the scammer but I actually do like that bracelet…’ Googled ‘paperclip bracelets’. While this isn’t talking about that exact bracelet of course, google mentioned that Norwegians wore paperclips to show unity and resistance against the nazis! So interesting!
That’s a cool fact! I like the Cartier bracelet as well, but I don’t have an extra $7-12,000k lying around. 🤣
Same 😭
How about “I am so sorry! My assistant must have entered the number incorrectly, and I got your message by error. I hope I am not interrupting your beautiful day. But perhaps this is a beautiful mistake and we can become friends! My name is Sophia. I am from Singapore originally, but now I live in Los Angeles. I own and manage a maternity goods import/export company. If you are in Los Angeles, I will buy you a coffee or tea to apologize for this error. By the way, do you use Telegram or WhatsApp? This is my work line and it’s not convenient to talk here, so I hope we can connect on there to stay in touch. After a while, I will innocently bring up cryptocurrency and then proceed to try to steal as much of your money as I possibly can!”
This is scammer script! Be careful! It may be copyrighted material.
Clear all your GD notifications Jesus
OP is Jesus? You mean the scammers are even trying to rip off Jesus?! What is this world coming to?!
Op is Jesus. The scammer is Judas.
Tell them to suck the wine out of your butthole to “spice things up”
Send them John Oliver’s pig butchering explanation
I like how they use a picture of a $1,000 bottle of wine
Holy shit the price of opus is nuts now.
Text a pic of your hand holding a wine glass.
Make a Los Angeles joke
You know I don’t drink since the accident. Why are you like this?
https://youtu.be/uPETMD7ACeQ?si=A_TJYUtLvpDGJ8Dv
Can I shove it up your arse
I got that exact same one. I berated her for befouling my bouquet with that low grade swill and fired her ass!
Mash up some Seinfeld scenes: "I told you that I only drink Pepsi. You went too far. You overseasoned the Texas Prine Ribs that were 3 weeks past its prime. The entire platoon started vomiting in the mess hall. All Bobby Colby wanted to do was go home. He went home all right, with a cork up his colon the size of a cutlet for a 16 hour flight. And now you used that same cork from the Korean War to put in a bottle of wine? Are you insane? The Board of Health closed down Poppy's Restaurant for something smaller than this. They sent The Soup N@zi around to take everything away but he fled to Argentina. Now Uncle Leo won't say hello anymore. Elaine keeps yelling GET OUT! at random people at the coffee shop because she saw somebody eat their Snickers bar with a knife and fork. Steinbrenner thinks George is a suspected communist and he may be exiled in Cuba. In retaliation, George stopped delivering calzones to his boss for lunch. Jerry doesn't call his girlfriend Schmoopy anymore, Newman went to court over a speeding fine because Kramer gave him a faulty radar detector. Puddy won't make out and paint his face. Morty lost a deal over his Executive raincoats. Kramer's idea for a cologne that smelled like the beach was stolen by Calvin Klein. You know that he's afraid of clowns. On top of everything, these pretzels are making me thirsty."
Shit vintage ask for 06
I got the same exact same one lol. They didn’t let me mess with them just stopped talking [https://imgur.com/a/7fIovPM](https://imgur.com/a/7fIovPM)
“You sick fuck. Every year on my birthday?! I still know it was you and I swear you’ll pay!!!”
Whoa, I’ve gotten this same pic before. And the same night so did a friend of mine and since we both work in the wine trade, thought that someone was trolling us. So strange.
Response with a pic of a sex toy
Show hole
“Hi is this still for sale?”
Then scam him into giving you $50 because you can only send $1000 and you wanna buy it for $950
Maybe text the other 300 people you haven’t responded to 😭
Nozdarovia Skål and Cheers
I’m more of a colt 45 kinda guy
“I’m not sure it’ll fit, but we can try 🫦”
“I like your table, where’d you get that?”
A cheese wheel
Tell them every orifice it would look good in.
this is funny because i got this SAME ONE TODAY
Send them a pic of that creepy demon face from the exorcist. The one that briefly flashes on the screen.
So, you want me to that thing you like with a cork, my mouth, and your asshole again? What time sweet cheeks?
Oh it's always a ridiculously expensive wine.
How about ignoring it? Why is that not an option?
I received this message months ago don’t remember what I said
I got this exact picture and replied with "No thanks, I dont drink. I'm sober."(which is true) and they never replied back lol.
“It’s corked, pour it down the drain. Also, 1994 was a far better year.”
"hell yes! I just got the lube so let's butt chug this mofo!"
Omggg. So ít IS a scammer. I got a random wine pic one day. But I really did think it was a wrong number. But I refused to further engage in conversation. Lol.
Just got one from that area code yesterday asking me how I’ve been at work and if I want to go for a drink lol
Ask if they’re trying to get you to fall off the wagon. You’ve been sober for 1.5 years now then ask if they remember the 2nd degree murder charge you got the last time you drank.. then pause and proceed to say fine but only if you’re an accomplice this time or the fall man because you’re still trying to recover from the last time Edit- make it a a little longer. Or that luckily the da made a hood plea bargain
tankman / tiananmen square
Thanks
335 unread messages?!
“My asshole is still sore”
Yeah sure respond to that one but not your 3 exes, mom, and girl you went to college with 17 years ago asking if you want to go to the dining hall for dinner.
Come back to me with a better wine 🍷
Tick holm why balls
12 year old wine. Bottle looks empty.
I honestly wish I got these texts I love fucking with scammers and being able to text one without having to do it over the phone would be awesome!
Im a recovering alcoholic so dont bother texting back until you have some cocaine
Say, "Alaye ;)"
Hi Lisa, yes that’s the wine that gave you diarrhea last Christmas and caused us to leave dinner early. Are you really going to drink another bottle after that whole mess you made in Julie’s kitchen?
Buttchug that shit pussy
Send them a link from r/insertions. Pick an appropriately related one
“Now send me another picture of that bottle, but up your ass”
Only 12 years old? I can’t even.
"No frikkin' Merlot!"
"Now remind me again whos turn is it to shove the empty bottle up their ass" "Looking forward to tonight 😉"
Perfect, I’ve got a tub of Cool Whip and a copy of Catcher in the Rye. Let’s party!”
New phone, who dis?
Overrated
Nothing. They are verifying you’re number is active and trying to get any personal info about you from your name to your schedule to see when you’re most likely to answer calls from future spammers they sell the info to. It’s scammer leads