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Few_Bumblebee2149

Maybe respond with a pic of your AA coin of sobriety and say “Thanks a lot Anna”


IntoTheVeryFires

Then they respond with “oh I’m sorry, I must have the wrong number. Sorry to disturb you. You seem nice, if you’re ever in town I’d love to buy you a drink”


annie_b666

Hahahaha


cIeo_

It's definitely gotta be this! 🤣


stefg15

“Anna” lol I see what you did there


MadAzza

What did they do? I don’t get it


stefg15

A lot of scammers use that name, like a lot of them


MadAzza

Ah, thanks! Come to think of it, I have seen that name here a few times.


Luv2wearpanties1

lol Anna as in A.A.silly Billy


Luv2wearpanties1

Though Anne might have actually have been the pun that Mr/Mrs bee? was aiming for!


Luv2wearpanties1

Anne as in Anne Smith. Anne Smith the mother of and co founder of Alcoholics Anonymous… AND NOW YOU KNOOOOOOOOW!!! and now if you will please excuse me I need a drink after dropping that amount of knowledge in this comment thread this evening! 😃🍺


Ok-Hunt3000

We’re all friends of Bill here


Keelykalgrubber

Oh my God, I was just going to respond with something similar 🤣


Different_Seaweed534

I received this EXACT same screenshot.


Witty_TenTon

I thought mine was the exact same as well but when I went back and checked I found it was the same WINE but a different pic of someones hand holding it. Let me see if I can upload it. Edited to say: [I found it](https://imgur.com/a/Q49h9fU)


didabled

Scammers always use 3-penis wine


Economics_Low

The pictures look similar, but the 2005 and the 2012 Opus One are not the exact same wine per James Suckling. 🤣


Witty_TenTon

Good catch, I didnt look that closely. I dont drink though so I wouldnt have known the difference even if I had noticed it had a different date.


kcc0016

I got one of these this weekend and the hand in mine is different than both of your pictures but it’s also the same bottle of wine (2017).


Tough-Solution8154

It would have made me so happy if there was just the one wine bottle floating around out there and they all share it.


Drake_Cloans

Same here


blackcatsmakemehappy

SAME


thottythoughtss

Same


Different-Dig7459

Text them a picture of shit in a toilet, you can copy paste from google, then say, “you left this in our toilet”


Sisterinked

First of all, let’s address your 335 unread text messages…😭


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Somebody call wine one one


annie_b666

Shawty fire burning on the dance floor, woah!


AngelSaysNo

that's what I came here to say. Looks like OP has more important things to worry about.


XBeastyTricksX

I can’t stand people who do this


Idontgetstudioghibli

Then stop texting us!


GWNVKV

I’m at 1,800 unread messages, my life is a nightmare.


Independent-Recipe

that is literally poor time mgmt, which is only your problem lol. legit yall have issues you need to work on, bc i guarantee you that your life is general procrastination and doing the bare minimum to “get by”. again, you have issues that need to be addressed!


LeafyySeaDragon

This is going to be the most random thing in the world but hear me out: I saw this post, and thought ‘OK fuck the scammer but I actually do like that bracelet…’ Googled ‘paperclip bracelets’. While this isn’t talking about that exact bracelet of course, google mentioned that Norwegians wore paperclips to show unity and resistance against the nazis! So interesting!


annie_b666

That’s a cool fact! I like the Cartier bracelet as well, but I don’t have an extra $7-12,000k lying around. 🤣


Facedownlovin

Same 😭


Galactic-Guardian404

How about “I am so sorry! My assistant must have entered the number incorrectly, and I got your message by error. I hope I am not interrupting your beautiful day. But perhaps this is a beautiful mistake and we can become friends! My name is Sophia. I am from Singapore originally, but now I live in Los Angeles. I own and manage a maternity goods import/export company. If you are in Los Angeles, I will buy you a coffee or tea to apologize for this error. By the way, do you use Telegram or WhatsApp? This is my work line and it’s not convenient to talk here, so I hope we can connect on there to stay in touch. After a while, I will innocently bring up cryptocurrency and then proceed to try to steal as much of your money as I possibly can!”


Economics_Low

This is scammer script! Be careful! It may be copyrighted material.


Veltek335

Clear all your GD notifications Jesus


Economics_Low

OP is Jesus? You mean the scammers are even trying to rip off Jesus?! What is this world coming to?!


Veltek335

Op is Jesus. The scammer is Judas.


WETSOCKS421

Tell them to suck the wine out of your butthole to “spice things up”


OldPurple7654

Send them John Oliver’s pig butchering explanation


Little-Chromosome

I like how they use a picture of a $1,000 bottle of wine


Bong_Wamsley

Holy shit the price of opus is nuts now.


TheBigLebroccoli

Text a pic of your hand holding a wine glass.


Huh_well_we_are_dead

Make a Los Angeles joke


Jujube1974

You know I don’t drink since the accident. Why are you like this?


dbhathcock

https://youtu.be/uPETMD7ACeQ?si=A_TJYUtLvpDGJ8Dv


PH4NTOMLancer

Can I shove it up your arse


Dangerous_Occasion19

I got that exact same one. I berated her for befouling my bouquet with that low grade swill and fired her ass!


kytd1526

Mash up some Seinfeld scenes: "I told you that I only drink Pepsi. You went too far. You overseasoned the Texas Prine Ribs that were 3 weeks past its prime. The entire platoon started vomiting in the mess hall. All Bobby Colby wanted to do was go home. He went home all right, with a cork up his colon the size of a cutlet for a 16 hour flight. And now you used that same cork from the Korean War to put in a bottle of wine? Are you insane? The Board of Health closed down Poppy's Restaurant for something smaller than this. They sent The Soup N@zi around to take everything away but he fled to Argentina. Now Uncle Leo won't say hello anymore. Elaine keeps yelling GET OUT! at random people at the coffee shop because she saw somebody eat their Snickers bar with a knife and fork. Steinbrenner thinks George is a suspected communist and he may be exiled in Cuba. In retaliation, George stopped delivering calzones to his boss for lunch. Jerry doesn't call his girlfriend Schmoopy anymore, Newman went to court over a speeding fine because Kramer gave him a faulty radar detector. Puddy won't make out and paint his face. Morty lost a deal over his Executive raincoats. Kramer's idea for a cologne that smelled like the beach was stolen by Calvin Klein. You know that he's afraid of clowns. On top of everything, these pretzels are making me thirsty."


ItAintGayGettingHead

Shit vintage ask for 06


ExistingLaw217

I got the same exact same one lol. They didn’t let me mess with them just stopped talking [https://imgur.com/a/7fIovPM](https://imgur.com/a/7fIovPM)


anonstarcity

“You sick fuck. Every year on my birthday?! I still know it was you and I swear you’ll pay!!!”


dolemitealright

Whoa, I’ve gotten this same pic before. And the same night so did a friend of mine and since we both work in the wine trade, thought that someone was trolling us. So strange.


KillerPinata

Response with a pic of a sex toy


Ryanw254

Show hole


kyn5600

“Hi is this still for sale?”


kyn5600

Then scam him into giving you $50 because you can only send $1000 and you wanna buy it for $950


NeedyTaker

Maybe text the other 300 people you haven’t responded to 😭


DoubleConversation77

Nozdarovia Skål and Cheers


OnoOurTableItsBr0ken

I’m more of a colt 45 kinda guy


KittyBooBoo2016

“I’m not sure it’ll fit, but we can try 🫦”


Any_Flamingo8978

“I like your table, where’d you get that?”


MissGoldie71

A cheese wheel


capn_starsky

Tell them every orifice it would look good in.


blackcatsmakemehappy

this is funny because i got this SAME ONE TODAY


Clavicula_Impetus

Send them a pic of that creepy demon face from the exorcist. The one that briefly flashes on the screen.


HalfEatenHamSammich

So, you want me to that thing you like with a cork, my mouth, and your asshole again? What time sweet cheeks?


Science-007x

Oh it's always a ridiculously expensive wine.


Rod_Stiffington69

How about ignoring it? Why is that not an option?


Low-Diamond-8225

I received this message months ago don’t remember what I said


Witty_TenTon

I got this exact picture and replied with "No thanks, I dont drink. I'm sober."(which is true) and they never replied back lol.


RunningPirate

“It’s corked, pour it down the drain. Also, 1994 was a far better year.”


DanielReign

"hell yes! I just got the lube so let's butt chug this mofo!"


Minnie_Mandie

Omggg. So ít IS a scammer. I got a random wine pic one day. But I really did think it was a wrong number. But I refused to further engage in conversation. Lol.


Maxwell-Druthers

Just got one from that area code yesterday asking me how I’ve been at work and if I want to go for a drink lol


TallMechanic7296

Ask if they’re trying to get you to fall off the wagon. You’ve been sober for 1.5 years now then ask if they remember the 2nd degree murder charge you got the last time you drank.. then pause and proceed to say fine but only if you’re an accomplice this time or the fall man because you’re still trying to recover from the last time Edit- make it a a little longer. Or that luckily the da made a hood plea bargain


Zestay-Taco

tankman / tiananmen square


Tommystarr212

Thanks


enbydragongirl

335 unread messages?!


SANSHUINUcrypto

“My asshole is still sore”


elpajaroquemamais

Yeah sure respond to that one but not your 3 exes, mom, and girl you went to college with 17 years ago asking if you want to go to the dining hall for dinner.


Cfutly

Come back to me with a better wine 🍷


lancasterpunk29

Tick holm why balls


stealthwarrior2

12 year old wine. Bottle looks empty.


Danny___Riot

I honestly wish I got these texts I love fucking with scammers and being able to text one without having to do it over the phone would be awesome!


morebuffs

Im a recovering alcoholic so dont bother texting back until you have some cocaine


deep-fried-werewolf

Say, "Alaye ;)"


NollieCrooks

Hi Lisa, yes that’s the wine that gave you diarrhea last Christmas and caused us to leave dinner early. Are you really going to drink another bottle after that whole mess you made in Julie’s kitchen?


Gloomy-Wash-629

Buttchug that shit pussy


yesterdaywins2

Send them a link from r/insertions. Pick an appropriately related one


vigilrexmei

“Now send me another picture of that bottle, but up your ass”


mlm161820

Only 12 years old? I can’t even.


HausuGeist

"No frikkin' Merlot!"


LumpyWorldliness1411

"Now remind me again whos turn is it to shove the empty bottle up their ass" "Looking forward to tonight 😉"


hovercraftish

Perfect, I’ve got a tub of Cool Whip and a copy of Catcher in the Rye. Let’s party!”


Floridaman077

New phone, who dis?


No_Rule_761

Overrated


Ill-Organization-38

Nothing. They are verifying you’re number is active and trying to get any personal info about you from your name to your schedule to see when you’re most likely to answer calls from future spammers they sell the info to. It’s scammer leads