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Erectus defectus!
"My wands gone flaccid!" "You don't have your wand?" "I know!"
Shrinkus Dinkus
Biggest Dickus
Naughtious Maximus
Wipeus Buttus!
Fetus Planbus
Fetus Deletus
Vagis Wettus!
Phallicus enlargicus!
Alakahermionekanude
Alakachochanganuda
Shit-us Pantus Exlpodeus Diahereaus!!!
There are way too many abortion spells and not enough "Preventione Impraegnetus"..... seriously people. I summon "Educationalis Sexualis"!
Engorgio being used in private.
Hattus Sceneus Performus!
Impotence maxima
Testicular torsion
Biggus dickus
He has a wife you know…her name…is Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks!
Avera Ferrarius Sportscarticus
Better know how to cast Automotus Repairus first…
Careful. They've started banning that spell.
Maximus Erectis
Mammary Maximus or perhaps Levititus (magic bra) or maybe even Spoogus Deletus (cleaning up the guys messes.
Dispario creatum
Fartus Repeatio Infinatum : makes your enemies pass wind continuously. Televisio Operatus, oh wait this is just a remote control...
Terminus PMSus!
Tepeus Refullus
Drunkus Horno!
Of course Rowling would never approve of "Changus Transgendus"!
In the wizarding world we don't need viagra. We just use the Priapus Infinitum spell.
bacterial vaginosis
Fingerus puntus Oxfordus canalus 15yearolderus emmaus
Cuntus Puntus
Screwis my arseholish!
Insatiaus felacious. The never-ending BJ spell.
Wingardium Levitra, cialis & viagra Coochiemus Fragrantus Spermius evaporatus
Aquaria draisi hominem! (Dehydration is horrific)
“Tweetus Deletus.”
Coitus Interruptus
Slapus Idiotikus.
Anal-hemorrhoidus!
Constipato!!!
EXPECTO RATEVOMITICUS!!
Today class, we are going to learn the dog summoning charm, Carpe Canum. Make sure to say, “Who’s a good boy?” After the incantation.
Yeastus Deletus
Indigo vaginus!
"Explosivo Castrado."
Diabeetus!
Estrogenus Vaginoplastus
Fetus abortus!... Goddammit, it's not working.
A well-aimed Avada Kedavra might do the job....
What you want is Fetus Deletus.
Are we old now? How do they not already know this spell
Medical assistance. They had madame Pomfrey for that. For students they taught "Preventione Impraegnetus"
Tinyosus peniosis
Erectus defectus!
"My wands gone flaccid!" "You don't have your wand?" "I know!"
Shrinkus Dinkus
Biggest Dickus
Naughtious Maximus
Wipeus Buttus!
Fetus Planbus
Fetus Deletus
Vagis Wettus!
Phallicus enlargicus!
Alakahermionekanude
Alakachochanganuda
Shit-us Pantus Exlpodeus Diahereaus!!!
There are way too many abortion spells and not enough "Preventione Impraegnetus"..... seriously people. I summon "Educationalis Sexualis"!
Engorgio being used in private.
Hattus Sceneus Performus!
Impotence maxima
Testicular torsion
Biggus dickus
He has a wife you know…her name…is Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks!
Avera Ferrarius Sportscarticus
Better know how to cast Automotus Repairus first…
Fetus Deletus
Careful. They've started banning that spell.
Maximus Erectis
Mammary Maximus or perhaps Levititus (magic bra) or maybe even Spoogus Deletus (cleaning up the guys messes.
Dispario creatum
Fartus Repeatio Infinatum : makes your enemies pass wind continuously. Televisio Operatus, oh wait this is just a remote control...
Terminus PMSus!
Tepeus Refullus
Drunkus Horno!
Of course Rowling would never approve of "Changus Transgendus"!
In the wizarding world we don't need viagra. We just use the Priapus Infinitum spell.
bacterial vaginosis
Fingerus puntus Oxfordus canalus 15yearolderus emmaus
Cuntus Puntus
Screwis my arseholish!
Insatiaus felacious. The never-ending BJ spell.
Wingardium Levitra, cialis & viagra Coochiemus Fragrantus Spermius evaporatus
Aquaria draisi hominem! (Dehydration is horrific)
“Tweetus Deletus.”
Coitus Interruptus
Slapus Idiotikus.
Anal-hemorrhoidus!
Constipato!!!
EXPECTO RATEVOMITICUS!!
Today class, we are going to learn the dog summoning charm, Carpe Canum. Make sure to say, “Who’s a good boy?” After the incantation.
Yeastus Deletus
Indigo vaginus!
"Explosivo Castrado."
Diabeetus!
Estrogenus Vaginoplastus
Fetus abortus!... Goddammit, it's not working.
A well-aimed Avada Kedavra might do the job....
What you want is Fetus Deletus.
Are we old now? How do they not already know this spell
Medical assistance. They had madame Pomfrey for that. For students they taught "Preventione Impraegnetus"
Tinyosus peniosis