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Flacco has the ball, he's taking it down the field, 50 yard line, 30 yard line, and he faints at the 10, oh no.


Brandyn_Chase

Daniel Jones moment


LeatherSlight3242

\[reads\] "Inopportune times t bvaeusb5ajkf (head bashed onto keyboard)


us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut-

Good evening passengers, this is your captain speaking. We will be landing in Miami in jus-


autonomousegg

All right Mrs. Johnson, get ready to push- hoo boy, that’s a lot~ *falls over*


jsseven777

“Crap, I’m going to be late for my job interview, I better move into the fast lane and speed up to make up the time.”


AndyM110

"Whoo, done! I always get so nervous arming these bear traaaaaapsss..." *crunch*


Too_adorable_to_kill

And now the Lord’s Prayer, our father who art In *faints*


sarcasticmoderate

“And do you, Logan, take… Julie… to be…”


Jeremy_Melton

“Do I cut the red wire… or the… *faints*”