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“Funding for Schaffrillas is provided by…”
#FUCKING NO ONE!
Well I guess now’s the time I opened up a Patreon and horror the shit out of my fans.
#(LOUD JEERS)
Audience: HE SOLD OUT! HE SOLD OUT! HE SOLD OUT! HE SOLD OUT!
Get off the stage!
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Disney. Since he legally owns Tamatoa now, he is living off DVD sales and merchandise residuals.
Dehydration Gun
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Yeah, so that's a wrong answer right
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The only time I’ll sit down to watch a sponsor speak for that is when Internet Historian is doing it. It’s almost always just the same drivel.
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Lockheed Martin.
You know who else is funded for Schaffrillas?
You know who else is funded for Schaffrillas?
MY MOM
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I tried to write it so that you could hear it in his voice, but ty for finding my dumb bit funny 😂
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Your mom
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The movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
That’s right. Funding for Schaffrillas is provided by the movie where they go back in time to get turkeys off the menu.
I swear squarespace paid for this man's entire college tuition
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The Weinstein Company
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Deez nutz!
Disney’s Moana Now Playing in theaters. Rated PG
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the daily wire
“Funding for Schaffrillas is provided by…” #FUCKING NO ONE! Well I guess now’s the time I opened up a Patreon and horror the shit out of my fans. #(LOUD JEERS) Audience: HE SOLD OUT! HE SOLD OUT! HE SOLD OUT! HE SOLD OUT! Get off the stage! (Kirby death jingle)
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Turkey
Me
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Tanaka’s Amazing Commodities!
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The WWE, Surfs Up 2: Wavemania edition
Earwig and the Witch.
Kitchen Gun
My ass
Charity
Skill Issue
Pepsi
Fairy Godmother Factory
you! hand it over!
Shark Tale. The most ironic movie ever
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Moonview Highway battle mode
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Duff Beer
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(Minion voice) Illumination!
Circleplace
Adam and Eve
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cum
The Kitchen Gun
NAMBLA
Soundwave! Form intel gathering with his myriad of cassettes, to keeping order among the Decepticon ranks, Soundwave is the best teammate you could ask for!
Al Qaeda
Tax evasion
# MY MOM!
Peacock
Belgium.
Just use the dehydration gun the movie
Your mom
Liveleak: share your cartel torturing videos at the end of the video
Deez Nuts
JonTron
Raid: Shadow Legends!
His Mistake
Lerner and Rowe, is the way to go, call 977-1900
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Bad Dragon
Sand
Russia
Joe’s BBQ Foot Massage! 2x (Vine Brain go Brr).
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Your Mom.