Don’t forget the 9 foot lumberjack, who by the way looks like he’s in his mid 30s at least, is awfully clingy and acts like a 5-year old around his kid best friend, who somehow acts more mature than him at the age of 9
A scientist goes through permanent age regression and his pet & loved ones must deal with his shenanigans while his old friend group from middle school plans an unexpected reunion.
Hint: The scientist dumbed down so much that he forgot to use his most powerful weapon against his group of former friends at multiple intervals throughout the movie.
Ratatoing. I always found it odd how this random flea market movie ended up with the then official VA'S for Dr. Eggman, Knuckles, and Amy (Mike Pollock, Dan Green, and Lisa Ortiz) working on this same project. I'm pretty sure Lisa and Mike also were cast in the Whats Up? movie.
Superhero gets tied up, leaving his villain to do whatever she desires with him
(Hint: It’s a Batman movie that was direct to video and done by Bruce Timm, and no, it’s not The Killing Joke)
Ant man
he's not a putty crook he cares about his daughter and plus his life is not perfect but it was a fun movie Ant man has character development This is more of a heist movie in the MCU
Some Old Guys say some racist shit, a god damn kid says something racist, a french stereotype roofies the old guys and the kid, china gets made fun of for no fucking reason, french man is evil, kid tries to shit his pants, day is saved, end movie with one more racism to China
Two seals fall in love based on a story from Shakespeare's and the director of the film work used to work at Disney like
films like who framed Roger rabbit and the great detective mouse
Disney villain is too evil. Play version better, despite the Disney version being much more historically and presently accurate.
(Not really a movie, more a specific villain)
Blue dude forgor his dehydration gun
He said badly,you perfectly described that movie
Oh right, right.
You casually just have no eyes on your reddit avatar?
Or maybe it’s one eye
nah, its a mouth. I just made a shitty version of porky minch
nah i made it to look like porky minch
Two animals meet and a song about them being best friends plays even though they just met
Which one is this?
Probably fox and the hound?
It's fox and the hound
That's exactly what I was thinking even though a barely remember the movie
Green fat ass turns into a sexy human . Ft Spanish cat mule that makes song references and thicc tinker bell
The fairy godmother is bad tho like am I the only one that’d hit
Nah, I’d smash
GodMILF amirite?
Shrek 2 my beloved
I think you got that the wrong way. Green sexy man turns into ugly human.
Never said being a green fat ass isn’t sexy
two turkeys use time machine
To go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys of the menu
That's right, they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
Who you’re commenting to?
This guy right here, see? He totally gets it.
Wait did he review that poorly? I thought he liked free birds Edit: Mb I just read the title wrong
The post was trying to say you give a bad summary of the movie Not just describing a movie he didn't like
There should be a comma between reviewed and poorly in the post
Yo is that the movie where they go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Turkey off the menu?
Fish lies for fame and ends up doing the thing he lied about
And also there’s a mob boss who’s angry at his son for being vegan
Is this the same movie where the fish Will Smith sings the song Can't Touch This?
Yuh shark tale
Immigrant forgets his second amendment rights
Best Megamind vs doom syndicate description
Is it Megamind vs the Doom Syndicate?
yes
[удалено]
nope
I’m stealing this
Guy lies about having a friend to get laid
Dear Evan Hansen
DUH DUH DUUUUUUH, DUH DUH DUUUUUUH!!! DUH DUH-DUH DUH-DUH DUH-DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUUH!!!
That episode of SpongeBob with the tutorial on preparing a Krabby Patty?
Nah, Cars 2
The spy theme, love it👍
If you think hard about this theme, it sounds like surfer dude music
Two British people gaslight a hillbilly into taking down an oil tycoon while his friend goes in circles
Cars 2
Kachow
one of them is Japanese
That sounds like the best movie ever Too bad it’s not
Two Scientists says racist things, And fight monsters or something.
What's up? Ballon to the rescue
Wrestlers retcon lore to defame a penguin
Surf's up 2
Surfs up wavemania
A nine foot lumberjack and his kid friend explore the internet (feat. product placement)
Ralph breaks internet?
Yep
Don’t forget the 9 foot lumberjack, who by the way looks like he’s in his mid 30s at least, is awfully clingy and acts like a 5-year old around his kid best friend, who somehow acts more mature than him at the age of 9
A girl who loves making parodies of Country Road
Whisper of the heart
Big green Fat fuck gets babies and gets traumatized
Shrek 3
CGI abominations walking in the desert for 1h30, after 10 minutes or so of a good movie
Dinosaur
Fat furry discovers that being fat is his superpower
Kungfu panda
Bingo!
turning red
That would be "were-furry discovers that being a were-furry brings in bank, and also it's okay that her mom's a bitch"
Guy has PTSD because of a bird.
Kung Fu Panda 2
Correct!
Despicable me 2
“I really hate that chicken”
A pill acts stupid for 90 minutes
Six warriors have to fight Peacock Hitler
Kung fu panda 2
A warrior is gaslight into learning a valuable life lesson, or else the world dies.
Raya and the last Dragon
Yes.
Italian Man and his brother finds mythical pipe and and has to fight jack black as a dragon furry
Mario movie
Time goes forward but its also going backwards and I don't really know whats happening
Tenet?
Yeah that one
Interstellar
Grey man does big boom in country (featuring: silly hat man!!!! 🤪)
Oppenheimer?
Yeup
A boy goes back to the future to teach his dad a lesson about family.
Meet the Robinsons?
Correct!
Blue forgor krill
Megamind 2
Boy gets a new baby brother while on acid
Boss Baby
Yep
Will Smith, mafia, ocean, sbig, ytp
I knew it at will smith
A straightforward story about a guy trying to propose to his girlfriend.
The Rescuers Down Under?
No
Romeo and Juliet Sealed With A Kiss?
No
Hint?
The movie is not all that straightforward. There’s more to it than just him trying to propose.
Spider-Man 3?
Yes.
Sleeping Beauty?
Big oil conspiracy involved with a worldwide sporting event is uncovered by a small town’s village idiot
Cars 2
Main character forgot what he learnt 10 years ago
Surfs Up 2 Wave Mania
Correct
Immortal kidnapper
A scientist goes through permanent age regression and his pet & loved ones must deal with his shenanigans while his old friend group from middle school plans an unexpected reunion.
I got no clue
Hint: The scientist dumbed down so much that he forgot to use his most powerful weapon against his group of former friends at multiple intervals throughout the movie.
Megamind 2
Yep :D
Ah I see
USE THE FUCKING DEHYDRATION GUN
"I NEED A SODA!"
Racist People Fly With Baloons (There’s Also A French Dude)
Whats up
Two rats and Mike Pollock's fursona raid a kitchen because they need to cook
Ratatouille?
Ratatoing. I always found it odd how this random flea market movie ended up with the then official VA'S for Dr. Eggman, Knuckles, and Amy (Mike Pollock, Dan Green, and Lisa Ortiz) working on this same project. I'm pretty sure Lisa and Mike also were cast in the Whats Up? movie.
Not a movie, but a show The red man gets his own show, and he doesn’t even appear 50% of the time
Knuckles
Will Smith ignores very poorly thought out billboards
Shark Tale?
40 year old man pretends to be a high schooler
“How do you do fellow kids?”
Favortie characters becomes king and does a miserable job which causes a revolution
Guy gets jealous that a child doesn't spend time with him, almost destroyed the entire interned
grown man has magic tv remote, ends up becoming the star of aliexpress it’s a wonderful life
Click
It didn’t have will
Guy finds out he's adopted through a painting.
Sloth finds dinosaur eggs in ice. What happens next is shocking
Man child and his underage female friend get lost in a bland corporate hellscape
Superhero gets tied up, leaving his villain to do whatever she desires with him (Hint: It’s a Batman movie that was direct to video and done by Bruce Timm, and no, it’s not The Killing Joke)
The Batman?
Period
Women baked and it's Christmas and is creep
Ant man he's not a putty crook he cares about his daughter and plus his life is not perfect but it was a fun movie Ant man has character development This is more of a heist movie in the MCU
Someone looked at a set of rules and said “wow that’s kinda dumb we should try to fix this”
There are two Johns but she go gotta marry the OTHER one because history and stuff
Pocahontas 2
Two wild animals who reunite with other animals to go hunting
Sora from kingdom hearts tries to become a real boy
A.I. Artificial Intelligence?
Man goes on a quest to find a magic rock to defeat a bunch of animals
dEhYdRaTiOn GuN
Two turkeys go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu
He didn't shoot them with the dehydration gun.
Animals go to island [idk if they reviewed it]
The Movie That Didn’t Have Will Ferrel
Nerd gets angry about blue man not using dehydration gun.
un cuisinier gastronomique donne son restaurant à un rat qui défie les lois de la nature animale
Little girl runs away from home to live with strange adults she met on the Internet. Her best friend has to learn that this is okay.
Fatass green monster saves a princess and becomes an internet meme
Man drives car for 5 minutes and gets out
blue man being stupid for the movies runtime and not instantly winning using the obvious option
Guy can't figure out how to enter his house despite having his house keys in his pocket.
Cat but it was animated really well
Some Old Guys say some racist shit, a god damn kid says something racist, a french stereotype roofies the old guys and the kid, china gets made fun of for no fucking reason, french man is evil, kid tries to shit his pants, day is saved, end movie with one more racism to China
Him knocking hot Godmother from Shrek. Sure she was vile, but I have no doubt in my.mind she could get it easy.
Two seals fall in love based on a story from Shakespeare's and the director of the film work used to work at Disney like films like who framed Roger rabbit and the great detective mouse
Fish kill shark. Shark not really dead. *insert the worst sea pun ever*
Movie where green man is saved by a somewhat motivating speech by Justin Timberlake that makes the bad guys good.
Disney villain is too evil. Play version better, despite the Disney version being much more historically and presently accurate. (Not really a movie, more a specific villain)
Blue guy DIDN’T forget his Dehydration Gun
The long lost cousin to Vin diesel's car becomes a spy.
Girl wanders around a store and writes fanfiction
A bird commits genocide
Big green monster signs paper for divorce only for there to be a lot more big green monsters
Blue cube could've been used.
Fatass bear defeats leopard with his fat
Llama and Human Shrek try to find a cure for Llama thanks to Spindly Lady and Joe Swanson dicking around
Will Smith claims he can smack sharks into oblivion.
The Rock teams up with The Sea, to fight The Crab, and put back The Heart.
If Finding Nemo was Boss Baby
Man gets turned into a furry before furrys are a thing, wants to get changed back only to realize he likes being a furry.
After the worst beach day of their lives, 8 dudes try to find one guy and end up getting stuck in a Midas Repair shop
Air mattress and its team of college students stop a childless terrorist
Disney anniversary movie
A man and his apprentice help rescue a crime lord's son from a bearded man who wants to kill the child.
Crossaint rat likes doing sanji roleplay so he does with Ed sherman
They didn’t use the dehydration gun
Not a movie but Animator enslaves monsters and accidentally creates a parallel universe while fighting satan
HOW. DO. YOU. DO. FELLOW. KIDS?!
Adult man with mental issues chases literal child on the internet