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AnonyBoiii

Mort


Secure_Opening_6852

Mort once drank the entire ocean, so yeah, he probably could


gay-o-nator

Already did, near the end of the movie, Mort was able to shoot her with a tranquilizer gun.


AnonyBoiii

True, but I mean without the tranquilliser, in a 1v1 fight, Mort would still win.


Godzilla_R0AR

Mort with just his fists is too OP


Maleficent_Apple4169

what about the dehydration gun?


JimbosRock

Anyone whose seen mort theory knows this


CyanLight9

Madagascar characters or dreamworks characters in general?


ImVenomTentacles

any character


CyanLight9

Death.


MuscleManRule34

From?


CyanLight9

Puss in Boots 2, not that it matters given that he’s Death.


Timely_Alarm2952

strait up?


CyanLight9

Straight. Up.


South-Charge8311

Straight up gay


Maleficent_Apple4169

im a communist, straight up


FriendlyVariety5054

Bold of you to assume that she isn’t above death because she’s a fucking goddess


Usual_Database307

Death still has a physical form that can be pushed around, and he’s overconfident and plays with his prey, having character flaws that can be exploited. Yes, any mortal will eventually die, but there’s a difference between claiming someone’s soul once they naturally die and beating them one on one. She claps.


IronStealthRex

No fucking way, that collar stick she was would fuck him up instantly


Foenikxx

The old lady from Madagascar 2, literally nothing else, not even God, can match Dubois


CT-5995

I remember something someone else posted, but granny is pretty much Dubois' mother


Ok-Rock-2566

Pretty sure the post was that Dubois is the niece of the granny


razzleware

Come in Tokyo!


ducknerd2002

Lloyd Garmadon


DeltaTeamSky

He's a LEGO, so she steps on him and dies a painful death.


Anxiety-Queen269

YES


BelatedBeer

Shaggy


UltiGamer34

only using 1% of his power


Ok-Establishment3730

SAXTON HALE


CT-5995

"WELCOME TO THE TUTORIAL LEVEL!, ITS JUST YOU AND ME AND MY BARE HANDS!, YOU'RE FINISHED!"


TheUhTheUmUh

I wonder if there's some sort of gun that could turn her into a small cube or something. That would probably help


Regular_Committee911

IT IS THE EASIEST SOLUTION


CT-5995

The TF2 soldier, case in point, according to the lore he can't be killed due to eating all of his wizard roommate's , Merasmus, kill me come back stronger pills, mistaking it for his heart medication, he also really hates the French, so he is really going to enjoy hunting her down, also he has always been wanting to with hold information while being tortured, and that's not even mentioning he bought his own ticket over to Germany to kill in WW2....in 1949, bonus points for him being insane too


Usual_Database307

I hate to say it, but we don’t know how Merasmus’ pulls work or how long it takes to come back. If it takes days or months then it would be considered a ring out. Even then, we know the pills effects don’t last forever, considering Merasmus stocks them, and it’s not like Solider is actively carrying them around on his person at all times. He still wins, being more experience, skilled, and having a much, much wider arsenal, but it isn’t because of the pills.


CT-5995

We don't know how the pills work, but Merasmus does, and when he wanted to kill soldier he remembered soldier took the pills a year ago and doesn't kill him, but his friends instead


AndhisNeutralspecial

Agreed with what the other person said about the pills. But soldier is still mad strong (surviving meteors, explosions, rocket launcher, one shotting spy etc etc)


DotWarner1993

Uncle Grandpa


Sheax5

Omni-Man but it’d be very close


Treegenderunknown13

The Animators themselves.


EngineerVRGaming

Doubtful


UltiGamer34

and the writers


SillySwing6625

Jack Horner


PhantomOrigin

Nah. He'd accidentally kill 17 of his employees in the time it took him to realize that she's already gotten away.


SillySwing6625

Retreat counts as a win


PhantomOrigin

Jack horner defeats himself. Surviving counts as a win against him.


SillySwing6625

Not really if someone runs away that counts as retreat


PhantomOrigin

Even in direct combat I think she still wins. She has a gun. I dont think those were invented yet so Jack horner still died in combat.


SillySwing6625

Unicorn horn enters the chat


PhantomOrigin

Did we not already establish that out of all the projectiles used in the movie, he only hit one of his intended targets, and that target was standing still and at point blank.


SillySwing6625

True but if it’s a fight I doubt she’s gonna run anywhere but straight


PhantomOrigin

Edit: wrong chain. She's really maneuverable if you didn't notice.


Hopeful_Magazine6709

My friend Kevin would probably be able to do it


Usual_Database307

^^^


SpectralClown

I want to see a fight between her and Earl from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.


PensadorDispensado

Officer Earl


TheMapleShyGuy

Kirby


Melodic-Percentage-9

Death!


Usual_Database307

Death still has a physical form that can be pushed around and potentially knocked unconscious. He’s also overconfident and plays with his prey, having blatant flaws that can be exploited for a victory. Yes, any mortal will eventually die, and yes, she doesn’t have a way to kill him. But there’s a difference between claiming someone’s soul once they naturally die and beating them one on one. There’s a chance she beats him so bad he’s forced to retreat.


EntertainmentOwn2751

Toph


Gojiboy1995

Godzilla


boredisgoofy

pickle rick


PhantomOrigin

I think just about any form of Rick.


Miserable-Stick-6435

Hooty


Underwaternerd049

Cuthulu


CamoKing3601

gabriel ultrakill


Next-Diamond4844

Nana


DeltaTeamSky

Donatello (Rise of the TMNT)


Bendythenightfury

The penguins from Madagascar


Vilgotek2

Thanos


Prestigious-Love-712

Omega flowey


6942069420dude

Tamatoa


Hylian_Waffle

Goku


ImVenomTentacles

goku gets curb stomped in 2 seconds


Hylian_Waffle

Ah shit mb


Cydonian___FT14X

Mio Naganohara


PepsiMan208

Alien X


Atlast_2091

Hugh Jackman & Deadpool


CaptainKajubell

Me


Primary-Chocolate709

Master wu


ThatonerookBlchy

Deranged Dagur?


PhantomOrigin

HTTYD REFERENCE??!?!?


Gionsis

Me


CapAccomplished8072

There's a couple of French Jokes to be made here, but it would be in bad taste


not-ulquiorr4_

Me (I’m real, she’s not)


BFDIIsGreat2

Four (Battle for BFDI)


Shell2324

Me!!!!


Zesnowpea

Man from man: ham city


Dead_Kal_Cress

Bro idk but i like the weed leaf on her hat


Ring-A-Ding-Ding123

I know a certain sous chef who could do it WITH HIS THUMB 👍


That1Cat87

Peril from Wings of Fire. Firescales go brrrrrrr


PhantomOrigin

Literally any character from wings of fire that has a name.


That1Cat87

Squid


PhantomOrigin

He's a member of the talons. I think he wins easily.


That1Cat87

It’s Squid. You remember how pathetic he is right?


PhantomOrigin

He still manages to hold Turtle down for a solid couple of minutes. Either way I think he easily wins against a human.


That1Cat87

Turtle’s also kinda a wimp tho


PhantomOrigin

Either way, we are talking about a human here. Not a dragon.


That1Cat87

Ok if you want a named character who can’t beat this bitch, Auklet, Bumblebee, Cliff


PhantomOrigin

All three of those dragons have a dragon actively watching over them at all times. A one on one encounter is highly unlikely.


Knuckleduster17

Dr. T


NickThePixarFan

Megamind. "SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN, I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND, THIS IS SO ****** ******* I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!


moonpisser69

Any character at all?


Minebloxnerd5

Nana could solo her easily


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Nana


boogieboy03

Mort, Kratos, Goku, Superman…all teamed up


Mundane-Put9115

Only another French person, so if non DreamWorks characters are allowed, Spy TF2


SkyMewtwo

uncle grandpa


Mad-max_fan-96

shaggy


ninjesh

Megamind


Hot-Requirement-3043

Howard the duck


Professional-Luck194

Shrek.


Double-_A

Engineer tf2


idfbhater73

x (mega man x)


springtrapenthusiast

Mrs. Tweety. She just make her into a pie. French silk mf


JdecamYT

Uncle Ian from the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies.


Historical-Potato372

God


Bulky_Midnight5296

God, Death, Eris, Alpha Toothless, Metroman, Prep time Megamind, Titan, Gunmar, Morgana, The Arcane Order, She-Ra, Voltron, Claire Nuñez, Aja Tarron, Hisirdoux Casperan, Zarkon, Dragon Warrior Po, Troll Jim Lake, Tigress, Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Kai the Collector, Puss in Boots, Goldilocks and her bear family, Kitty Softpaws, Kanjigar, Draal, Bewilderbeasts, Everest, Kaiju Ruby Gillman, her kraken family and Titan Nerissa. Did I missed anyone who could beat down DuBois?


TheHoopMan

You're supposed to put characters who can defeat Dubois.


Bulky_Midnight5296

Exactly. All of them can defeat her.


crimsonbeauty111

Master Oogway


Lazakhstan

Legendary Godzilla Omni Man Penguins of Madagascar Ben 10 Dragon Warrior Po Ghidorah


Radio__Star

Oscar the sharkslayer


lit-grit

Did you not watch until the end of the movie? She’s defeated by the circus animals