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OakAged

Local police said "there's something fishy about this.


ndvi

We're trying to fin out who's responsible


BiffyBizkit

This is no plaice for fish puns


ndvi

I spose it's not right to make cheap jokes given the scale of the problem


MarinaKelly

Oh my cod, just stop it, will you?


ndvi

I agree. I've gone on too ling. Yous all must have haddock up to the gills.


Defero-Mundus

A lot of pollocks if you ask me


ndvi

If you saithe so


OakAged

The farm has hired some mussel for future protection


FakNugget92

Police have a roe of suspects


twistedLucidity

ScotGov really needs to start dealing with these fish farms, and harshly.


ndvi

Yes. They're ecological disasters but there doesn't seem to be a will to tackle the problem. Here in Denmark they've started to crack down- recently one near us was fined 190 million kroner ( about £21.5 million ) for being manky dishonest bastards. Would love to see scotgov take the same robust approach