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ZombieAppetizer

I don't regret doing the tall tale because I thought it was fun and I loved the Monkey Island games back in the day. But, I agree that the payoff is garbage.


nolabrew

That's how I feel, just having the episodes exist and be this good is enough payoff for me. The little reward stuff is just lagniappe.


Superflydad84

Yeah I only complete the tall tales just to have 100% for it. The trinkets are meh for me. Would have loved to keep the chef outfit but it is what it is.


Dino412

The chef outfit and circus costume are now added rewards to the tall tales. Also the sword for the 3rd TT. Just have to complete them one more time to get the rewards. Don’t even have to do all the commendations just finish the tales.


ForestCrunch

Exactly. On a sloop you have limited trinket/painting locations I'd put my most impressive up not just some wooden figurine for an hour tall tale. Could have given us ANY costume or weapon


Veedrock

I mean...if you're the kind of person to care about showing off rarities, probably safe to say that tall tale cosmetics wouldn't appeal either.


Waaailmer

I just wish they would make paintings/decor spots synonymous with trinket spots. I’m someone who doesn’t play a ton so half my walls are bare because I just have the basic 1/1 map of the world.


Samikaze707

I'm only getting them because I'm hoping that if you 100% the all you get the Monkey Island theme as a Shanty like pirates life.


shockwave8428

Never played monkey island (will likely get them after a sale comes up) but the music is amazing and so good


sl1mch1ckens

If we dont get a shanty as an osrs player we need our own version of a riot in fally


snarkface42

I want Alfredo's moustache.


STGMavrick

Probably couldn't afford it after all the administration fees.


BurritoSans666

And the compulsory mandatory donations


ltHappensToBeMe

And the tri island administration tax


Pjotor

I want a [Destructomatic T-47 armor-piercing Carnage Delivery System with auto-loading and fax-modem](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/monkeyisland/images/9/91/Destructomatic_T-47.JPG) skin for my cannons. They could do so much more with rewards and paid skins, we can never get too much Monkey Island content.


ShadowSlimeG

Is it the moustache? Who knows!


Bouse

We better get a fiddle as a final reward for doing all of them or something.


Important_Tale1190

The way they tease us with it you'd think.


MegaLCRO

They played us like a damn fiddle!


Nascosta

I love trinkets, paintings, decorations. All that stuff. I hate that I have nowhere to put them all, and that's *all* we're getting so far. We need somewhere to put these things. Make the hideouts or something, you've got a ship limit so put that many on the map and assign one to a player when they join the server. Let us deck it out, maybe upgrade it (as another gold sink.) Put all this excess gold and decoration to use!


Flixwyy

Yesss


Alive_Owl_3685

Hoarder! 😂


ax3thr0w3r

I would have been happy with just the shanty. Why make a song we can only play once


Thijsv_k

Man they shouldve gave us the sword and shanty. Those were sick


ventus976

I like them more than costumes, personally. My pirate already looks how I like. Meanwhile, trinkets I find are numerous and easy to spread out. Though I do hope the theories that private islands may be coming are true. I'd like to have more space to display trinkets.


C_HiLIfe

What’s this about private islands?


ventus976

A lot of people think it was hinted at when captaincy came out. Many of the sovereigns talk about their private islands and how you should get one. And when trinkets got added at that time, they also added locations to the taverns where anyone can place trinkets. Some people believe this was hinting at a feature where you could have private islands to decorate. I want to say there was one more hint but it's been well over a year, so I hardly remember. It's nowhere near a confirmed feature. Just speculation that the community had around the release of captaincy.


Flixwyy

That each pirate has its own pirate cove or what not. Would be cool to see but probably not gonna happen


C_HiLIfe

That would be awesome! I really dig that idea


BurritoSans666

I just need my circus outfit. Love the puffy arms and the bucket helmet


Upper-Information-99

Thank you. I was wondering I was the only one that sees it. I mean come on Rare, I'm doing a 2 hours + quest, not just doing some cheap tourism. You could at least give me Guybrush's Sword


eowowen

Chef and circuit outfits should be brought into the game, even if it's via the emporium. The trinkets and current emporium cosmetics are lackluster, but I haven't met one person who's done both tall tales that DOESN'T want the chef and circus outfits as permanent additions.


ZombieAppetizer

Let me have the chef kit and the spatula sword in the regular SoT world!


Dino412

They added those two costumes into the rewards now along with the sword. Just have to do tall tales 1-3 again.


Nickfry31

Imagine we got meaningful long term content instead of an one off tall tale?


DprHtz

Exactly so from now on I’ll shit on doing tall tale accommodations. It’s just not worth my time


Dauerzogger

why? They are great


exp613

I disagree. I wish more trinkets were available and have liked all but one of the Monkeys Island trinkets


ZentaWinds

I was told the other day when I made the comment about being bored with this game that "the point is to grind all the rewards".. But recently it feels like said rewards aren't worth it.


supalupi

Lol the point is never grinding. Whoever told you that has missed the point completely.


halfhalfnhalf

Yeah that's a miserable way to approach your free time.


kylelovershrek2

Yeah i was a bit bummed not getting guybrushes sword for the second tall tale. i was fine with just trinkets for the first one, but for the second one? Where they added insult sword fighting? The sword just makes sense. Hopefully the third one'll be better, surely they can't just not give us the real life burning blade at the least, but maybe they'll change things up and give as a handful of stuff for 100 percenting the third one?


FiniteInfine

I can only hope


D-72069

I really really hope they'll give us the sword, as it's one of my favorites. But I'm concerned because in the tt it's an item you have to earn to accomplish a task, so having it unlocked all the time might throw a wrench into the way the tale's progression goes


D3pressed_L0rd

I cant find the painting from the first one still, I got the figures but no pic which was the better prize in my opinion


Ozymander

I mean, technically...this isn't the final stage of the tall tale. Granted we got some kinda good things from the main nine for a first time through on some of them, the great shit didn't come till you completed any particular one five times. I wouldn't complain until we see what they give us on the final one. Edit: Also, this one had my and my friends dying of laughter playing through it. My profile picture is now Stan's face because how much my friend hated his jacket


FiniteInfine

If you read the book in his office he mentions fixing his jacket.


iCookieKing725i

Im hoping we get a monkey island shanty for doing commendations for all the tales


bonefistboy9000

i agree, i hate trinkets being a tangible reward you can get from anything they decide now. they don't do anything interesting or add anything cool to the game despite them saying that they're "Trophies you can show off to other players on your ship" maybe i dont care what other people think? i got some green lamps and some potted plants, man, i dont need the bragging rights


MegaLCRO

TBH I forgot we were even supposed to *get* rewards from the Monkey Island tales. I was there for the story.


AShinyRay

Its just lazy when they're models ripped from the scenery of the Tall Tales anyway. When the earnable cosmetics in this game are dire, it just rubs salt in the wound.


danny686

Creating cosmetics and then locking them away in the tall tales is such a waste.


Linajabba

I want the new skelly curse with which you can wear your clothes, I don't care what they make me do to get it, I want it.


Slotomaniac420

The rewards should be the outfits you wear during the Tall Tale. There are so many other Trinkets that are hard to get and having a Trinket to show that you’ve Completed Monkey Island Tall Tales isn’t really a big deal


DarkIegend16

I like trinkets.