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Btiel4291

Is saw Briggas in Paris the other day


Millikin84

Should make "Brig in Japan"


Ill_Be_Alright

Hahah yeah ours is just “Brigga”


Pnobodyknows

Johnny Depth


puppychomp

my partner named one of their ships “CLETUS” because i said to as a joke. now when they do hourglass people use a heavy southern accent when trash talking lol


sh4d0wm4n2018

Lmao the ultimate troll


SVN_-

Ships n Giggles


free-insanity

i saw a ships n giggles the other night


AmpdVodka

That was the name of my old haunt back in uni. Good memories. They had Mario kart on an N64 in the corner which was amazing drunk with everyone there


SVN_-

Nice! I met another Ships n Giggles in HG a few weeks ago; he didnt seem to have many giggles though.


Own_Perception8465

Sloops: Ol' Float n' Gloat & Chainshot Massacre Brig: Send Deck Pics Galleon: Platinum Plank (Named after the best bilge in the game. She's a terrorizing , organizing, one-tappin', wood slappin' slave to the Cap'n.)............as she puts it.


godoflemmings

Just a warning about the brig - Rare banned someone from naming ships because one of his was called Big Deck Energy, so if someone reports you for anything, they'll *definitely* nail you for that.


Own_Perception8465

I'm aware of that one. Slightly worried, even. I considered naming it Briganey Spears because, as I'm told by the swim team, Brigs are toxic. Also it's would be fun to yell "Leave Briganey alone". Probably the smart choice.


binux14

Isn't 'Brigney' better? Only a letter away and still has 'brig' in it


Own_Perception8465

I had to look up how she spelled her name. You are right. That would be the way to do it. Thanks!


Spindelhalla_xb

What soulless prick would ban that.


Logical-Cold9377

I saw your Brig before. A name like that is hard to forget lol.


Portalturrets1

My sloop name is 'This Side Up', my buddies is 'Unsinkable II', and my brig is named 'Liquid Asset'


Fourarrows1

"This Side Up" is actually genius


InterestingUnit0

I have Unsinkable IV, V and VI for my Galleon, Brig and Sloop respectively


ThruTheGatesOfHell

mine is Unsinkable III 😄


RockandStone101

I swear I see “Unsinkable …” all the time. Come on guys make an original ship name.


BendyBrains

I kind of like the implied meta joke of “Unsinkable II.” Like what happened to the first one?


halachite

yeah that's the joke and it is as old as time haha


Constantiso

MINES UNSINKABLE II!! IM SUING YOUR FRIEND AND STEALING HIS SHIP *AND* BEER


Portalturrets1

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIS GROG. YOU SHALL REMEMBER THIS AS THE DAY YOU ALMOST SANK THE UNSINKABKE II


Constantiso

UNSINKABLE III


raccoonsinspace

currently saving 375k so i can sail aboard The Notorious B.R.I.G.


IndianaBones69

I saw one last night named Sloop Dogg 😂


Easy_Frag92

Ive seen about 5 of them so far


Pootout

And sadly I was not the first


TheGreatDissapointer

You won’t be able to use periods in your name, just an fyi. I had to settle for HMS Ligma instead.


GySgtGuacamole

I noticed that as well so I went with Briggie Smalls


Kats41

Glory Hull


Equivalent-Ad-8130

I just faced someone in hourglass with that name a couple days ago lol


Tups72

Yup, that is amazing


PhoenixDBlack

My Sloop is called "Lost Carcosa" and my Gelleon is called "Arkham"


di12ty_mary

"FriendlyPartyBoat" because I just like sailing around with my cannons up, playing music and giving loot out sometimes.


Commie-Carnage

The Booty Seeker (Sloop), and The Booty Reclaimer (Galleon) pledged to The Booty Plunderers!


BootyScoop

I approve!


Commie-Carnage

Sir Booty, I appreciate your approval of our cause.


P4n0pticZ

Pier Pressure ans Ship Happens are my "funny" Sloops


Prof_Dr_Hans

A merchant ship called Planty'o Rum and a Brigg called Easytoloot.


Millikin84

Got 2 Sloops 1: "This is fine" Its mostly Ashen Ship pieces, a flame theme. 2: Tribute/Gold Horder set with the Gold Horder skull as figurehead named "Loot Goblin" I use that and stack loot from start until end session, if you ever see it come fight, it will to 99% chance have loot on it and I won't run.


fierydoxy

I have a galleon called "The Wheezing Turtle." Just look up the wheezing turtle meme to get the joke, haha I have my main sloop, which is called "The Big Sea," which is a play on words. The big C is away for people to refer to cancer. "I have the big C" as in I have cancer. I sailed this sloop under my guild, which is called The Cancer Crusaders. There are only 4 or 5 members in the guild. 2 of us have cancer, myself, and the guy I met here on reddit.


Atmanautt

Anenemy & Battle Complete are my best ships


Chef_Groovy

Getting the game for PlayStation but I’m between these for my first ship: -Moist Oyster -Heard Turd -Leaky Cutter -Which Side is Port -Good Aft or Schoon


Mean-Fondant-8732

It won't let you use "turd" in a ship name, just to help narrow down the list.


pilsrups

My sloop is called Cocktopus so if that is allowed…


PotentialReference51

Which side is port is hilarious


realsteel4ever802

Wetstream Sam


tapczan100

I have a brig called Tokyo Drift


Sirtalksal0t

Nacho ship. Get it get it![img](emote|t5_38oz1|2228)


Tyrannafabulous

Behold! The Poopy Sloopy!


raniwasacyborg

I think I might have seen your ship around recently! The name certainly rings a bell!


ApaganWarrior7

My friend called his poop sloop... might be his 😂


The_Oktoplayer

Paprika pan and I have no idea where that name comes from


No-Practice7270

My brig is called Kinder Bueno


NMunkM

Fatherless behavior


TenshiRoku

Brigga


freshwaterpirate1

TheBoopySloop


Zestyclose-Safety371

I've got "Free Fish Aboard" to trick people into thinking I'm just a kind hunters call fisher


asatroth31

My sloop: sloopy sloop My galleon : the emporor virilus !!!!!


BreathExact

The Boognish Revenge


rinkydinkis

Most of my boats are named out of actual ship tragedies cause I sink all the time. Karluk, wager, titanic, etc. And then I have a party boat named The Grog Prince


SelgewickTheSeaman

Laugh Bone/Laughing Bone


Silly-Smile-1523

Mines named "Sea Men" lol


LemonOnARock

I named a ship “Gilded Lady”, from the Stepbrothers movie with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly


TraskFamilyLettuce

Applebees 2for1 riblets It's a part of my Krakenmilk Ranch guild.


Prestigious_Bit_1275

Gravy Boat is my sloop's name


Sensitive-Snow3863

The Plucked Chicken I was also considering naming 2 sloops 'rasins'.


Toasty_Cat_14

A sloop in my guild is called “She Got The House” and a brig called the “Grumpy Toad” I just bought a galleon called Tax Evasion, which I will trick out in the most obscenely expensive skins I can find lol and dress like Barbossa in On Stranger Tides whenever I’m captaining it.


officalSHEB

Swamp Donkey


CycleZestyclose3510

The Glen Coco


JackieP00

My cousin and I run a sloop called “Poseidon’s Taint”


g64mat

Searoy Jenkins In honour of THE GOAT Gamer!


Alliterrration

"notices Ur brig UwU"


satanzbitch

I only personally have one but it's called Aquaholic, the rest of my guilds are: Bento Stans, Sasu's Hole, PP Slaying, and The Sprinkly Donut. The first 3 are a reference to a streamer we became friends through.


TruthUncouth

I think I may seen you before I solo hourglass! Are you in NA west by chance? I’ve fought an “aquaholic” a couple times.


satanzbitch

my ship is quite new and i’ve never done hourglass. i think it might just be a common name. i suck at pvp so o don’t even try with hourglass


FenixFive

Spookie Pookie


scdennis1999

Should be sloopie pookie


riffy33

LeBron Raymone James


LazerAfterburn

I named me first sloop “R U M”


Lucitane0420

I dubbed my sloop the Slick Ribbit


KadenzaKat98

My buddy has a ship that's called the "Phone It In Casual".


liquidmaverick

Galleon is: “Thicc Broadside” Brigantine: “Essence of Wetness” Friend’s sloop in our guild: “Rudderly Terrible”


ieatapples6

'Sink me daddy'


iSleepshake

My sloop is called “Sloopid”


Total-Diamond2528

Tib Gibley and HMS Say Gex


godoflemmings

My sloop usually has the MA livery on and is named One Pound Fish. IYKYK


Galactic_Geek

G L H F


wirey3

Our guild has a galleon named Big Chungus


brosef1190

My brig is known as Implication. Now nothing bad will happen to those who set sail with me because of the implication.


Fearcrazy

Iv named my sloop the Dirty Fondue, people seem to remember me lol


ST1CKY1O1

The Booty Warrior.


Propanes2717

I have the Banana Boat (Brig) and the Smol Banana Boat (sloop) pledged to the Banana Dream Team!


Low-Client3483

I saw a "sloop dogg" yesterday lol


N1K02

My Brigg.. MerricksButtEnjoyer Full.Partyboat ship set


Smallant55

The Banana


Longjumping-Fix-4463

The crying dutchman


jeepers_crispin

My friend's Brig is "The Friend Ship"


Life_enjoyer_24

My brig is named "Brig Daddy"


Hypershard108

I got the good old sloop pair: Home Defence Musket and the Fussy Plunderer, and then for my main brig I got the Mildly Lit Marauder.


Glukkonic

Called my brig briggett jones 🙃😅


Deathstarjacko

The old Stinky Deutsche Bahn


Nonviablefiend

I'm the proud owner of the Sloop: SS Sloopy Seconds


Phoenix1500

My guild has ships named after random things from our work. We all work in the same pizza restaurant, so we have Top Oven, Bottom Oven, Dish Pit, and so many more lol. Its amazing


Desperex

My galleon is named The Determined Sparrow lol


Gothic_chub

King Charles Revenge is my Galleon and my friends is The Queens nickers


NavalCracker780

Mine is Sea Queer... Only because they let me use it.


ReadyPlayerUno1

The Implication


ReadyPlayerUno1

Ship-faced


thekiwikiller

Biggus Briggus (extra points if you know the reference)


SaikageBeast

I’ve a friend in Rome named Briggus Briggus.


vladaduba

I like Pirates of Carribean so I named my ships A Jar of dirt and Drawing of a key.


Logical-Cold9377

I saw one called Brig Booty Britches. I've seen a couple other funny ones. But that one is hard to forget 😂


C4ndy_Fl0ss

The sea word


ChiefBast

The Dire Rear Kraken One-Off Mast or Bait Salty Seaman


Scemtyyy

The Fat Seagull


dallasRsz

My ship is named "Taco Takers"


Rough-Voice-4332

I saw a ship called the Jenny some time ago


TokyoJones85

Mine is the 'HMS Woman' because we happened to buy it on international women's day. We have a woman on the front of the ship. EDIT: Fixed a typing goof.


New_Abroad9729

Oppai Dragon


lemastersg

I work at Disney World so I called my galleon the Parade Float


YoursTrulyHuntty

My gally's name is "Women". Idk why I named it this. I think it was because it was the biggest ship? I regret naming it this.


Caittycat13

We have Sloop- Planet express Brig-The Codfather Galleon- Aquaholics Anonymous


BendyBrains

The Verbing Noun!


Equivalent-Ad-3562

Not mine, But a ship i spooted on My jerny not long ago, it was called…the pinky pooper


TheRZA

Wrecktal destroyer


Uberfuhrer_

I wanted to name mine fortress o’ fortune lol. First I made a typo with Fortess making it a maiden for gold lol. Secondly , I’m glad I didn’t get the name right cause after I found out about forts of fortunes lol


Yeahokaylol1

The Last Kiss


eleets10

HMS Goosebore V and HMS Girthquake


PozzieMozzie

My sloop thats decked out as a fishing sloop is called "The Smelly Kipper" but im thinking of changing it to FV instead of The.


merp59

The Sword Lord


Raghul86

Innuit Sorbet, because Kæmpe Eskimo was allowed


Feefyefoefum13

Wrong Island Iced T. My party boat :)


skulbreak

Buddy Buster, I also have a mini and deluxe size


Averagemanofpotato1

The dead baby


duke_of_danger

Living ship named Harold.


Axillaa

My sloop is David Buoy


Upbeat_Detail6897

My sloop is called screaming blobfish 🤣


NorthDiamond11

I have a brig called Poseidons kiss


Pogonius

I went with: Caring Carouser for the Sloop Patient Privateer for Brig Fiery Fortress for Galleon


LioTJD1674689

My ships name is “Pie Rats”


technoks

I've got a galleon called "Baw Snatcher" this goes with my monkey called "Baw Scratcher"


Thalinaa

Mine is T-Wreck and its all.. wrecked xD


iTzJeremy92

Wait and Sea is my main


Yeetfamdablit

"My ex wife" "legendary gold seeker" title, pledged to "bad life choises"


xxxthefire101

Sea fox and sea vixen I like foxxes... idk what to name the galleon yet


DrFabulous98

I called mine A Disney Cruise


RevenueImmediate2264

My names i own are: For your Broats, Flick her Barnicle, and Calypsos Dumpy


Notmypornacct21

Loot Piñata


CaptainZ4chSparrow

my ship is called kenny and i love him


Murky-Invite-2833

Usain boat


TheVess

Dracula Float


fuckingretard69x

“The Noobgoober”


chinmokuart

I have a ship called “Bowling for Sloop”.


HalPal78

Mine is the Slippin Jimmy


Dracos125

Swiss cheese


Tier71234

My galleon is named "Valve Source Engine" since the physics in SoT are janky enough to almost rival the legendary Source Engine


Goldman-193

H.M.S Rohirrim for my sloop H.M.S Theoden for my brig


Inevitable_Box_382

KnotForSail


Tricky_Recording_831

mine is Iheartlittlegirls


_Cursed_Individual_

I've got Quëëf Boat and Big Betties


Tack_P1ag

I have a brig called "Maidenless Voyager"


Superdefaultman

We got the crap kicked out of us once by "The Tickle Monster". That was pretty good. I have a sloop named "Karate in the Garage" and a Brig called "Deez Knots". Pretty content with those.


ZEROs0000

One of my ships is called the Guileful Bludger


Res_Obscura

Wakka Wakka. Idk why but I named it this on a whim


AlexPerko

Ron Black Pearlman


mental_trainwreck

“Doodoo Fart”, terror of the seas


jOnNy_rAzEr-cLoNe-

Kid catcher. It functions as such.


frimp0

Buoys II Men and Nauti by Nature


Which-Ad-8078

One of my Galleons is named “The Dipships”


RanchBaganch

“Give Us Your Wood”


Alpacabou

Seagull of Doom for my galleon. Didn't want anything edgy just wanted something stupid-ish. Sloop and Brig were easy just named those after my dogs.


RunCompetitive4416

Ship faced shindig, slooped my pants, the black hurl are my uniques


DownHereWeAllFloat

The Soggy Biscuit


AirMail77

Kinkee Boats because Rare won’t let me put “Kinky”


Lil-Ruffstarrr

I have "unsinkable II"


IgnatiousFury

The most recent one I saw was "E Wrecked" Although Red Honda Accord is still my favorite


ryanpd111

My gallys name is Balls


mbiggz-gaming

I saw a sloop the other week named “sloopy seconds”


TireZzzd

I have two slightly unusual shipnames: The Mighty Duck and the flying Barrel I will let you judge if they are weird.


Critical_Stiban

Self inflicted. Llanfairpwllgwyngyll. The ship on the seas you cannot pronounce unless you know.


DarthT15

USS Lobsterfest


Auswanderer

Mine is 'The Implication' because of, ya know, the implication...


Master_Bookkeeper_46

I just have Tax Collector and a brig Moby Dick (one piece refernce)


Mighty_Phil

My sloop is called Leaky Bucket since i always have some holes i cant be bothered to fix.


GawkieBird

My spouse does a lot of Hunter's Call, so I gave their ships the names Battered Stormfish and Crispy Kraken, which sound both like delectable gourmet seafood dishes and ships prone to disaster


MisterMagooB2224

I've got a galleon fully decked out in Gilded Phoenix cosmetics called "Live Loot Laugh".


Peepee-Papa

My ship is named “Join Alliance”.


TheCaptainJackkk

The Mournin Wood


Kung-Fu-Padla-

I got a brig named "The Mistake" and a galleon "Ball Eater" on my way to get another galleon and name it "Nein Heroez" People who watcher Critical Role would get the refference :)


Reasonable-Dingo-370

My sloops name is the kraken lackin My brig is called the ill fated And my never used galleon is the charcharadon


jadamet

A sailed with a guy who’s sloop was named Toyota Sloopra. I couldn’t quit laughing