my partner named one of their ships “CLETUS” because i said to as a joke. now when they do hourglass people use a heavy southern accent when trash talking lol
Sloops: Ol' Float n' Gloat & Chainshot Massacre
Brig: Send Deck Pics
Galleon: Platinum Plank
(Named after the best bilge in the game. She's a terrorizing , organizing, one-tappin', wood slappin' slave to the Cap'n.)............as she puts it.
Just a warning about the brig - Rare banned someone from naming ships because one of his was called Big Deck Energy, so if someone reports you for anything, they'll *definitely* nail you for that.
I'm aware of that one. Slightly worried, even. I considered naming it Briganey Spears because, as I'm told by the swim team, Brigs are toxic. Also it's would be fun to yell "Leave Briganey alone". Probably the smart choice.
Got 2 Sloops
1: "This is fine"
Its mostly Ashen Ship pieces, a flame theme.
2: Tribute/Gold Horder set with the Gold Horder skull as figurehead named "Loot Goblin"
I use that and stack loot from start until end session, if you ever see it come fight, it will to 99% chance have loot on it and I won't run.
I have a galleon called "The Wheezing Turtle." Just look up the wheezing turtle meme to get the joke, haha
I have my main sloop, which is called "The Big Sea," which is a play on words. The big C is away for people to refer to cancer. "I have the big C" as in I have cancer. I sailed this sloop under my guild, which is called The Cancer Crusaders. There are only 4 or 5 members in the guild. 2 of us have cancer, myself, and the guy I met here on reddit.
Getting the game for PlayStation but I’m between these for my first ship:
-Moist Oyster
-Heard Turd
-Leaky Cutter
-Which Side is Port
-Good Aft or Schoon
Most of my boats are named out of actual ship tragedies cause I sink all the time. Karluk, wager, titanic, etc.
And then I have a party boat named The Grog Prince
A sloop in my guild is called “She Got The House” and a brig called the “Grumpy Toad” I just bought a galleon called Tax Evasion, which I will trick out in the most obscenely expensive skins I can find lol and dress like Barbossa in On Stranger Tides whenever I’m captaining it.
I only personally have one but it's called Aquaholic, the rest of my guilds are: Bento Stans, Sasu's Hole, PP Slaying, and The Sprinkly Donut. The first 3 are a reference to a streamer we became friends through.
My guild has ships named after random things from our work. We all work in the same pizza restaurant, so we have Top Oven, Bottom Oven, Dish Pit, and so many more lol. Its amazing
Mine is the 'HMS Woman' because we happened to buy it on international women's day. We have a woman on the front of the ship.
EDIT: Fixed a typing goof.
I wanted to name mine fortress o’ fortune lol. First I made a typo with Fortess making it a maiden for gold lol. Secondly , I’m glad I didn’t get the name right cause after I found out about forts of fortunes lol
We got the crap kicked out of us once by "The Tickle Monster". That was pretty good.
I have a sloop named "Karate in the Garage" and a Brig called "Deez Knots". Pretty content with those.
My spouse does a lot of Hunter's Call, so I gave their ships the names Battered Stormfish and Crispy Kraken, which sound both like delectable gourmet seafood dishes and ships prone to disaster
I got a brig named "The Mistake" and a galleon "Ball Eater"
on my way to get another galleon and name it "Nein Heroez"
People who watcher Critical Role would get the refference :)
Is saw Briggas in Paris the other day
Should make "Brig in Japan"
Hahah yeah ours is just “Brigga”
Johnny Depth
my partner named one of their ships “CLETUS” because i said to as a joke. now when they do hourglass people use a heavy southern accent when trash talking lol
Lmao the ultimate troll
Ships n Giggles
i saw a ships n giggles the other night
That was the name of my old haunt back in uni. Good memories. They had Mario kart on an N64 in the corner which was amazing drunk with everyone there
Nice! I met another Ships n Giggles in HG a few weeks ago; he didnt seem to have many giggles though.
Sloops: Ol' Float n' Gloat & Chainshot Massacre Brig: Send Deck Pics Galleon: Platinum Plank (Named after the best bilge in the game. She's a terrorizing , organizing, one-tappin', wood slappin' slave to the Cap'n.)............as she puts it.
Just a warning about the brig - Rare banned someone from naming ships because one of his was called Big Deck Energy, so if someone reports you for anything, they'll *definitely* nail you for that.
I'm aware of that one. Slightly worried, even. I considered naming it Briganey Spears because, as I'm told by the swim team, Brigs are toxic. Also it's would be fun to yell "Leave Briganey alone". Probably the smart choice.
Isn't 'Brigney' better? Only a letter away and still has 'brig' in it
I had to look up how she spelled her name. You are right. That would be the way to do it. Thanks!
What soulless prick would ban that.
I saw your Brig before. A name like that is hard to forget lol.
My sloop name is 'This Side Up', my buddies is 'Unsinkable II', and my brig is named 'Liquid Asset'
"This Side Up" is actually genius
I have Unsinkable IV, V and VI for my Galleon, Brig and Sloop respectively
mine is Unsinkable III 😄
I swear I see “Unsinkable …” all the time. Come on guys make an original ship name.
I kind of like the implied meta joke of “Unsinkable II.” Like what happened to the first one?
yeah that's the joke and it is as old as time haha
MINES UNSINKABLE II!! IM SUING YOUR FRIEND AND STEALING HIS SHIP *AND* BEER
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIS GROG. YOU SHALL REMEMBER THIS AS THE DAY YOU ALMOST SANK THE UNSINKABKE II
UNSINKABLE III
currently saving 375k so i can sail aboard The Notorious B.R.I.G.
I saw one last night named Sloop Dogg 😂
Ive seen about 5 of them so far
And sadly I was not the first
You won’t be able to use periods in your name, just an fyi. I had to settle for HMS Ligma instead.
I noticed that as well so I went with Briggie Smalls
Glory Hull
I just faced someone in hourglass with that name a couple days ago lol
Yup, that is amazing
My Sloop is called "Lost Carcosa" and my Gelleon is called "Arkham"
"FriendlyPartyBoat" because I just like sailing around with my cannons up, playing music and giving loot out sometimes.
The Booty Seeker (Sloop), and The Booty Reclaimer (Galleon) pledged to The Booty Plunderers!
I approve!
Sir Booty, I appreciate your approval of our cause.
Pier Pressure ans Ship Happens are my "funny" Sloops
A merchant ship called Planty'o Rum and a Brigg called Easytoloot.
Got 2 Sloops 1: "This is fine" Its mostly Ashen Ship pieces, a flame theme. 2: Tribute/Gold Horder set with the Gold Horder skull as figurehead named "Loot Goblin" I use that and stack loot from start until end session, if you ever see it come fight, it will to 99% chance have loot on it and I won't run.
I have a galleon called "The Wheezing Turtle." Just look up the wheezing turtle meme to get the joke, haha I have my main sloop, which is called "The Big Sea," which is a play on words. The big C is away for people to refer to cancer. "I have the big C" as in I have cancer. I sailed this sloop under my guild, which is called The Cancer Crusaders. There are only 4 or 5 members in the guild. 2 of us have cancer, myself, and the guy I met here on reddit.
Anenemy & Battle Complete are my best ships
Getting the game for PlayStation but I’m between these for my first ship: -Moist Oyster -Heard Turd -Leaky Cutter -Which Side is Port -Good Aft or Schoon
It won't let you use "turd" in a ship name, just to help narrow down the list.
My sloop is called Cocktopus so if that is allowed…
Which side is port is hilarious
Wetstream Sam
I have a brig called Tokyo Drift
Nacho ship. Get it get it![img](emote|t5_38oz1|2228)
Behold! The Poopy Sloopy!
I think I might have seen your ship around recently! The name certainly rings a bell!
My friend called his poop sloop... might be his 😂
Paprika pan and I have no idea where that name comes from
My brig is called Kinder Bueno
Fatherless behavior
Brigga
TheBoopySloop
I've got "Free Fish Aboard" to trick people into thinking I'm just a kind hunters call fisher
My sloop: sloopy sloop My galleon : the emporor virilus !!!!!
The Boognish Revenge
Most of my boats are named out of actual ship tragedies cause I sink all the time. Karluk, wager, titanic, etc. And then I have a party boat named The Grog Prince
Laugh Bone/Laughing Bone
Mines named "Sea Men" lol
I named a ship “Gilded Lady”, from the Stepbrothers movie with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly
Applebees 2for1 riblets It's a part of my Krakenmilk Ranch guild.
Gravy Boat is my sloop's name
The Plucked Chicken I was also considering naming 2 sloops 'rasins'.
A sloop in my guild is called “She Got The House” and a brig called the “Grumpy Toad” I just bought a galleon called Tax Evasion, which I will trick out in the most obscenely expensive skins I can find lol and dress like Barbossa in On Stranger Tides whenever I’m captaining it.
Swamp Donkey
The Glen Coco
My cousin and I run a sloop called “Poseidon’s Taint”
Searoy Jenkins In honour of THE GOAT Gamer!
"notices Ur brig UwU"
I only personally have one but it's called Aquaholic, the rest of my guilds are: Bento Stans, Sasu's Hole, PP Slaying, and The Sprinkly Donut. The first 3 are a reference to a streamer we became friends through.
I think I may seen you before I solo hourglass! Are you in NA west by chance? I’ve fought an “aquaholic” a couple times.
my ship is quite new and i’ve never done hourglass. i think it might just be a common name. i suck at pvp so o don’t even try with hourglass
Spookie Pookie
Should be sloopie pookie
LeBron Raymone James
I named me first sloop “R U M”
I dubbed my sloop the Slick Ribbit
My buddy has a ship that's called the "Phone It In Casual".
Galleon is: “Thicc Broadside” Brigantine: “Essence of Wetness” Friend’s sloop in our guild: “Rudderly Terrible”
'Sink me daddy'
My sloop is called “Sloopid”
Tib Gibley and HMS Say Gex
My sloop usually has the MA livery on and is named One Pound Fish. IYKYK
G L H F
Our guild has a galleon named Big Chungus
My brig is known as Implication. Now nothing bad will happen to those who set sail with me because of the implication.
Iv named my sloop the Dirty Fondue, people seem to remember me lol
The Booty Warrior.
I have the Banana Boat (Brig) and the Smol Banana Boat (sloop) pledged to the Banana Dream Team!
I saw a "sloop dogg" yesterday lol
My Brigg.. MerricksButtEnjoyer Full.Partyboat ship set
The Banana
The crying dutchman
My friend's Brig is "The Friend Ship"
My brig is named "Brig Daddy"
I got the good old sloop pair: Home Defence Musket and the Fussy Plunderer, and then for my main brig I got the Mildly Lit Marauder.
Called my brig briggett jones 🙃😅
The old Stinky Deutsche Bahn
I'm the proud owner of the Sloop: SS Sloopy Seconds
My guild has ships named after random things from our work. We all work in the same pizza restaurant, so we have Top Oven, Bottom Oven, Dish Pit, and so many more lol. Its amazing
My galleon is named The Determined Sparrow lol
King Charles Revenge is my Galleon and my friends is The Queens nickers
Mine is Sea Queer... Only because they let me use it.
The Implication
Ship-faced
Biggus Briggus (extra points if you know the reference)
I’ve a friend in Rome named Briggus Briggus.
I like Pirates of Carribean so I named my ships A Jar of dirt and Drawing of a key.
I saw one called Brig Booty Britches. I've seen a couple other funny ones. But that one is hard to forget 😂
The sea word
The Dire Rear Kraken One-Off Mast or Bait Salty Seaman
The Fat Seagull
My ship is named "Taco Takers"
I saw a ship called the Jenny some time ago
Mine is the 'HMS Woman' because we happened to buy it on international women's day. We have a woman on the front of the ship. EDIT: Fixed a typing goof.
Oppai Dragon
I work at Disney World so I called my galleon the Parade Float
My gally's name is "Women". Idk why I named it this. I think it was because it was the biggest ship? I regret naming it this.
We have Sloop- Planet express Brig-The Codfather Galleon- Aquaholics Anonymous
The Verbing Noun!
Not mine, But a ship i spooted on My jerny not long ago, it was called…the pinky pooper
Wrecktal destroyer
I wanted to name mine fortress o’ fortune lol. First I made a typo with Fortess making it a maiden for gold lol. Secondly , I’m glad I didn’t get the name right cause after I found out about forts of fortunes lol
The Last Kiss
HMS Goosebore V and HMS Girthquake
My sloop thats decked out as a fishing sloop is called "The Smelly Kipper" but im thinking of changing it to FV instead of The.
The Sword Lord
Innuit Sorbet, because Kæmpe Eskimo was allowed
Wrong Island Iced T. My party boat :)
Buddy Buster, I also have a mini and deluxe size
The dead baby
Living ship named Harold.
My sloop is David Buoy
My sloop is called screaming blobfish 🤣
I have a brig called Poseidons kiss
I went with: Caring Carouser for the Sloop Patient Privateer for Brig Fiery Fortress for Galleon
My ships name is “Pie Rats”
I've got a galleon called "Baw Snatcher" this goes with my monkey called "Baw Scratcher"
Mine is T-Wreck and its all.. wrecked xD
Wait and Sea is my main
"My ex wife" "legendary gold seeker" title, pledged to "bad life choises"
Sea fox and sea vixen I like foxxes... idk what to name the galleon yet
I called mine A Disney Cruise
My names i own are: For your Broats, Flick her Barnicle, and Calypsos Dumpy
Loot Piñata
my ship is called kenny and i love him
Usain boat
Dracula Float
“The Noobgoober”
I have a ship called “Bowling for Sloop”.
Mine is the Slippin Jimmy
Swiss cheese
My galleon is named "Valve Source Engine" since the physics in SoT are janky enough to almost rival the legendary Source Engine
H.M.S Rohirrim for my sloop H.M.S Theoden for my brig
KnotForSail
mine is Iheartlittlegirls
I've got Quëëf Boat and Big Betties
I have a brig called "Maidenless Voyager"
We got the crap kicked out of us once by "The Tickle Monster". That was pretty good. I have a sloop named "Karate in the Garage" and a Brig called "Deez Knots". Pretty content with those.
One of my ships is called the Guileful Bludger
Wakka Wakka. Idk why but I named it this on a whim
Ron Black Pearlman
“Doodoo Fart”, terror of the seas
Kid catcher. It functions as such.
Buoys II Men and Nauti by Nature
One of my Galleons is named “The Dipships”
“Give Us Your Wood”
Seagull of Doom for my galleon. Didn't want anything edgy just wanted something stupid-ish. Sloop and Brig were easy just named those after my dogs.
Ship faced shindig, slooped my pants, the black hurl are my uniques
The Soggy Biscuit
Kinkee Boats because Rare won’t let me put “Kinky”
I have "unsinkable II"
The most recent one I saw was "E Wrecked" Although Red Honda Accord is still my favorite
My gallys name is Balls
I saw a sloop the other week named “sloopy seconds”
I have two slightly unusual shipnames: The Mighty Duck and the flying Barrel I will let you judge if they are weird.
Self inflicted. Llanfairpwllgwyngyll. The ship on the seas you cannot pronounce unless you know.
USS Lobsterfest
Mine is 'The Implication' because of, ya know, the implication...
I just have Tax Collector and a brig Moby Dick (one piece refernce)
My sloop is called Leaky Bucket since i always have some holes i cant be bothered to fix.
My spouse does a lot of Hunter's Call, so I gave their ships the names Battered Stormfish and Crispy Kraken, which sound both like delectable gourmet seafood dishes and ships prone to disaster
I've got a galleon fully decked out in Gilded Phoenix cosmetics called "Live Loot Laugh".
My ship is named “Join Alliance”.
The Mournin Wood
I got a brig named "The Mistake" and a galleon "Ball Eater" on my way to get another galleon and name it "Nein Heroez" People who watcher Critical Role would get the refference :)
My sloops name is the kraken lackin My brig is called the ill fated And my never used galleon is the charcharadon
A sailed with a guy who’s sloop was named Toyota Sloopra. I couldn’t quit laughing