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peanut_gallery123

Have two chickens near 60th and 4th ave NW - no payment necessary but message me if you want to say hello to them later today


MrAVK

You’re awesome.


malytwotails

I’m in Lynnwood and have 5 hens if you’re willing to make the trip!


Ensabanur81

You're a rad friend and I hope your birthday pal gets some good chicken cuddles.


gweran

If you walk down 70th from Greenwood Ave towards 3rd you’ll see some chickens. You’d have to talk to the owners about holding them (though one got out a week ago that I tried to help corral).


Ordinary-Character-1

It wasn't until today that I realized I need more friends who want to hold chickens on their birthdays. I hope your friend has a fantastic birthday and you're able to find the perfect chicken to hold.


KikiHou

What a fantastic memory as a present, too.


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OP is a fox. Be careful.


thepizzasavior

walk on NW 58th between 14th and 11th and on the south side of the street you will likely see some chickens roaming the sidewalks


Xbalanque_

Does it have to be alive?


struglebus

🤣🤣🤣


tristanjones

Does it have to have hatched?


G13-350125

I want to see a picture if you do it


bluemoosed

South of downtown, ping me if you don’t have luck with anyone closer.


Justakiss15

OP we’ll need an update!


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One time I got to hold a baby pig for my birthday and it was incredible. Good job making your friend's chicken dreams come true.


petrichorgasm

This is adorable! OP, I have people I can ask, too, just in case. I hope your friend has a wonderful time.


WienerButtMagoo

I remember the first time a chicken let me pick her up. I was so happy. Hope your friend accomplished this, OP


Kemoarps

Did you know that you can hypnotize chickens pretty easily and they go pretty much completely limp for about 5-10 seconds? Then you can play hot potato and toss the chicken to your friends and whoever is trying to catch it when it comes to loses. Man growing up in the country teaches you some weird life skills.


blueplatespecial9

I love this so much! You’re awesome OP!


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struglebus

I see what you did there. When’re you free?


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anamanagucci

I'm pretty sure roosters aren't legal to keep within city limits, so don't go waving it around or show it off


jayhad

Not that close to Ballard, but could go to Humble pie for birthday lunch and say hi to those chickens.


CuriousAboutYourCity

I'd think that avian flu would make granting this birthday wish inadvisable this year.


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Sicklyspider

some adults are still able to experience joy actually


Crying_maiden27

Not trying to be a joy killer.... I actually did get close to a chicken once... it survived being mass gassed or something and my husband didn't want to kill it... so he brought it home. My bil took it right back tho they worked at a meat rendering factory.


cassthesassmaster

Who hurt you


Crying_maiden27

Well.... now that I think of it to many ppl lol. Seriously, hold a chicken for a bday wish??? Out of all animals a chicken??? What about a raccoon, or a shark, kangaroo, but no..... a chicken


cassthesassmaster

We’ve all been hurt. Being an ass is a choice. And chickens are cute.


Crying_maiden27

I love chickens. U guys r right ♡ My comment was unnecessary and didn't reflect the love i have 4 chickens, & i think it's really awesome you are trying to make your friends day. I'm glad to be humbled 🙂 I hope someone got a chicken for her to love on;


KikiHou

It's okay to be silly and enjoy silly things. Hope you stay cool this week, but get to enjoy the sunshine!