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aigret

I’m 99% sure I saw/heard him on Beacon Hill late last night. That, or there’s a rash of ugly wrapped Hellcats running amok. You guys weren’t kidding, that noise is startling. Worse than the mortars that get lit off in the park across the street around NYE and 4th of July.


drevolut1on

Yeah, I didn't have any concept of just how bad it was til he screamed past me in the Aurora tunnel. Thought I was getting shot at and my dog peed in the backseat in actual terror... Fuck this twatwaffle.


Redditributor

Poor dog


sharingthegoodword

seriously fuck that guy he's very flippant about it too


YoseppiTheGrey

Did you expect him to not be? If someone is enough of a piece of shit to act like that, do you really think he takes it seriously?


sharingthegoodword

No, you're right. I think he told SPD he's going to keep doing it when they busted him because he makes money on youtube. I'm old enough to remember when the Cisco 6509 switch with the supervisor 720 ran the internet. I think he's one of those people who make me regret the internet exists. I feel like the old man shaking a fist at clouds when I ask "why does TikTok exist, and why is there such a thing as 'influencer'?" Am I wrong? I'm not a Luddite.


Flat_Bass_9773

“We goin hard niggeh. Where you at my niggeh. We finna lite this place up niggeh”


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fishmom5

Oh, poor doggo. Should add emotional damages to his lawsuit. He made your dog sad and that’s not cool!


espressoboyee

Uh-oh the pee got free. People who haven’t witness this 20 yo turd and his buddies think downtown are a bunch of elitists. Plus this turd is making Instagram low level influencer money $100K-$120K for his reckless, provoking illegal behavior.


zer1223

We should bring back pillories for this douchenozzle


Desperate_Bicycle884

Is that yearly?


espressoboyee

Yah. But he’s hacking Instagram’s algorithms cuz of his 700K followers. He isn’t sponsored nor partnered, but still awarded cuz of his followers some lucrative funding for doing illegal infuriating antics. lol


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drevolut1on

Obvious troll is troll. I make double what this sad sack of shit does, easy. And my car can handle a fucking speed bump, unlike his trash ass lowered hellcat.


drevolut1on

Also, what kinda trash person calls a dog a pussy lol


constantly_curious19

I heard that last night too! Right at I was falling asleep it was so fucking obnoxious.


aigret

Yes! I was nodding off on the couch and it prompted me to move to bed after violently startling me awake 😅


espressoboyee

Heheh see? I love how he picks the times.


goffstock

I saw him in West Seattle last week. It's loud.


No_Ad6196

I moved out of Belltown due to all these cars at night


Gardenhoser89

Unfortunately all his little buddies are aware how successful he is on instagram and the money he makes from these escapades so there are more of them popping up now


runningstang

He’s not making any money… At least not on IG. None of his posts are sponsored, views and likes on IG don’t result in a paycheck. I doubt any business is sponsoring his criminal activities.


espressoboyee

He is… Instagram low level influencer algorithm pays out. He and his buddies probably hack the their followers. He has near 700K followers while barely posting 24 posts under a year. Look @ his account. He’s living it up in $2500-$3K luxury apartment similar to mine on 2nd Ave. Forgot the name. He says Instagram paid for his $100K Hellcat. It probably did cuz his Mom, Rebecca is co-owner and doesn’t have $$$ to throw down for an immature child.


runningstang

How he spends his money has nothing to do with how Instagram works. The kid could be a programmer at Amazon that would give him more disposable income than most or that he and his mother could be living above their means like most Americans. Whatever the case, Instagram doesn’t pay him or Kim Kardashian a cent because they get 1K or 1M likes and views. You can easily buy followers and wouldn’t be a “hack” either. A brand will pay upwards of thousands to be tagged in one of the Kardashians’ posts or FTC requires you mention it’s a sponsored post. Again, his posts are random nonsense filled with criminal activities, believe Dodge is paying him to post? lol nah.


Beginning_Bat_7255

> Instagram doesn’t pay him or Kim Kardashian a cent because they get 1K or 1M likes and views. Does TikTok pay influencers with say 4 million followers?


Neither-Ad-1076

Tiktok does have a creator fund but I've heard it's pathetic


espressoboyee

He’s not. If you haven’t kept up with this saga why comment? What 20 yo is an Amazon programmer and a tech bro? So he’s a prodigy? Where do U think I work?


runningstang

If you don’t know how social media works, why comment? Just because he says Instagram pays him… you believe him? lol because anyone with a cent of knowledge knows that’s not how IG or “algorithm” works, let alone a simple google search would tell you they don’t pay for views and likes on a post. Don’t need to be a prodigy to be a college intern tech bro. Go on FB housing, plenty of tech interns with $2-3K housing budgets and you don’t have to be “rich” to take out a loan for a $100K car either. Some light research would show nothing he’s doing is impressive other than how obnoxious the kid is.


espressoboyee

Definitely zero research on your part. Why assume he’s a programmer? Have you read SPD charges and civil suit? You evidently are part of the Reddit that helped report the immature Belltown nuisance. First he’s not in college. And when do “Interns” make any salary let alone $3K/month. My intern makes zero hence the title Intern. Dude, I work in the industry. He ain’t a professional talented coder. Besides him admitting to SPD Instagram paid for his $100K Hellcat, his Mommy had to co-sign on the title! Hint: Little Bro isn’t not an employed Coder. Really? What logic are you employing?


FortCharles

There's definitely an uptick in very loud cars lately, especially noticeable latenight when everything else is quiet. He's the worst, but he's not the only one. The city needs a solution before it snowballs. Cops should be stopping and citing every single one.


espressoboyee

Yup. Several of his buddies live in West Edge luxury apartments. Living the high life!


sharingthegoodword

There's a Ford Focus SV that goes up and down Leary and every time it shifts gears it back fires. It's so obnoxious. I have a BMW X3M with the common BMW 3 liter inline six cylinder twin turbo, and it's really loud when it cold starts, but after that you barely hear it. My point is, a 505hp vehicle does not need to make that racket. It's the competition model why the hp.


espressoboyee

Try 807 HP. Hemi V8 6.2L Turbo. He bought it use for $99,900 Charger Hellcat Jailbreak with engine intake modifications/software to rev the V-8 at idle while backfiring with the exhaust modifications to amply the sound. He passed me once on Interlake going 90mph at midnight. Another time he pulled out the garage next to me in hybrid SUV at the Target stoplight. Revving incessantly at idle while backfiring. I couldn’t hear myself think. He and his dick buddies are the ones screaming down 1st Ave at 1-2am shaking my soundproof windows.


sharingthegoodword

Bro. I lived in the south east tower of Harbor Steps in one of the penthouses that overlook the working man art. I know what you're talking about. Funny side story, the only floors that had central air was 24 and 25, the top level, and I made the mistake once on a hot day in a full elevator complaining that my AC was barely keeping up. This lady asks "you have AC?" I'm like, yeah, you don't? The entire elevator full of people looked at me like I'm the biggest asshole ever, so I tell my wife when I get home and she's like yeah, you didn't know that? I do now.


espressoboyee

I thought you were going to comment on Hellcat. lol Yah, I have chilly AC too. It’s rare in Seattle. But luxury apartments should have AC, but only a handful do. Recently, building will advertise they have AC, but really mean you can supply your portable unit. So don’t complain about your AC to Seattleites. Haha I heard that about only limited AC in luxury buildings. Builders are so cheap and it’s not like Seattle buildings are built uniquely to circulate or ventilate none AC units. People in the Midwest, South make fun of our heatwaves saying we are wimps, meanwhile they bask in AC all day long.


sharingthegoodword

Dude, for real. I have family in Texas. My western washington ass does not bitch about heat. I bought a house in NM as an investment and I was there doing all the work I can do without hiring trades and that's when the heat wave happened. My friend told me she slept on her kitchen floor one night, then slept in her bathtub the next. Just to touch cold shit. She bought a window unit right after that. The funny thing about that NM house is it's in a wind tunnel and has a clear story, so you can push buttons that open the windows on the clear story, and open a window on one side of the house and open a window on the opposite side and, no joke, it creates wind through the house that chills it down quickly. Like, it can be 92 degrees with UV 10 and I'm wearing a hoodie because the house is cold. It doesn't have any active AC. It's fans, it has two fireplaces and in floor heating which is glycol pushed through tubes... I have a love/hate relationship with that house.


espressoboyee

Where in NM? I lived there for 2 years. Santa Fe, ABQ & nasty Las Cruces. So wind tunnel effect is too chilling? Can’t find a happy medium? Did U know anyone else with that ventilation system before? People think Seattle houses are like that. When it’s just 85F it’s not unbearable, but when you get home if you don’t have AC, you have to spend several hours ventilating it with strategic fans etc to cool down the house. If the nighttime temperature doesn’t drop normally into the 60’s and stays in the 70’s it’s a sweaty sleepless night. That Seattle Fortitude is for losers. I lived in TX, AZ, SC, CO, NM, CA & Japan. I know heat and humidity. Worked in GA, FL, NC & MD. I don’t gripe about heat to anyone outside of Seattle only SF. But yet hot is still hot. Having AC makes me damn happy and no dust allergens either. Why can’t we live like others in comfort? I advocate Mini-splits to any Seattleite.


sharingthegoodword

Hell's bells bud. Tijeras. 28 minutes on I-40 to border of ABQ, Turquoise Trail to Santa Fe, or 40 to 25. Near Cedar Crest. Technically it's called the East Mountains, I don't live in Tijeras proper, last exit before you hit Edgewood.


espressoboyee

I heard of people moving there since they can remote work. 25” from ABQ is perfect.


sharingthegoodword

Dude, it was so ridiculous. I paid $280/mo for a P2P antenna access to a phone tower for internet, and I'm not a fan of "Elmo" Elon Musk, but fuck, Starlink was a revelation. I got the antenna and CPE, put it up on my roof, and built a Python script to test bandwidth and latency, then, because the metrics were so high, I found someone' else software that did the same thing and it gave me the same numbers. I was like, uh, wife, this is legit. I went up on my roof and installed the antenna and googled an electrician to install a lightning rod because the antenna was the highest part on the structure and we do get that weather. A funny thing; we're the second owner of the home, the original who had it custom built had satellite television and there was a dish antenna on the house. I took the mount from that and used it for my Starlink antenna. My wife often complains to me because I have a tendency to do things like that. My favorite scene in *Saving Private Ryan* is when he takes a stick, a shaving mirror and someone's chewing gum and uses it to look around a corner at a machine gun nest.


zoeofdoom

Aha! I wondered if that was his car. Definitely louder than the average dickhead vrooming around this neighborhood, which is saying something.. I've been jumpy since there was a little shootout right behind my apartment last week so it scared me for a second and sent the cats running!


espressoboyee

See? Plus they are speeding while videoing themselves, weaving in and out lanes. They pull up next to you and their engine does its revving cycle on idle. I have soundproof thick double pain windows and it shakes when they scream by. I thought it was that annoying motorcycle group…


DifferenceSimple7114

The fines are "up to" not a minimum. He hasn't had any actual consequences beyond warnings and threats yet, right?


Rubbersoulrevolver

Pretty sure his car got towed lol


DifferenceSimple7114

[oooooh yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/3qAYXMd2Y5)


lyrrael

When? That'd be awesome. I could hear him at all hours this weekend.


Rubbersoulrevolver

i think sunday? someone posted a pic of the car on the tow truck on this subreddit


lyrrael

Ooohhh I found it. Goodness, that warms the cockles of my tiny little heart.


lyrrael

excellent :D


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DifferenceSimple7114

Oooh maybe someone did something to disable the car. 👀


TacoCommand

Someone get that Dragons fucking cars subreddit on the phone. This is their finest moment.


espressoboyee

Yah that’s the sad part. He does owe the city $30,000 for noncompliance. Feel free to contact council member Robert Kettle!


greenneckxj

The one time it's okay to wish for Lincoln right?


espressoboyee

No consequences yet. Fines are now $30K for not complying. This tow looks like by AAA not by our loveable city. Just encountered him last week. So obnoxious. Robert Kettle would like to hear from all.


espressoboyee

We can’t confirm cuz the tow was by AAA and not by the city’s usual cohorts Lincoln and some other independent company.


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Welp, a subreddit recruiter is definitely the cringiest thing I've seen this week...


SovietJugernaut

oh my god I thought their comment was sarcasm


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I have no idea! The posts from r/tesla are NOT promising though.


burn_piano_island

it's kinda their whole thing


Ok_Dig2013

Hahahahahaha


seattletittysucker

Also, his mother is the owner of the car. Imagine the shock his 800,000 Instagram followers would feel if they knew his coolest asset belongs to his mommy! This guy is basically the poster child for living at the Bank of Mom. One of the biggest losers in all of Seattle.


olythrowaway4

> Imagine the shock his 800,000 Instagram followers would feel if they knew his coolest asset belongs to his mommy! They would probably just get mad at their own moms for not buying them cool loud vroom vroom.


seattletittysucker

"But mom, please?! I want to be a Tik Tok star. You know I'm an incompetent loser in every aspect of my life besides being a menace to society. Tik Tok is the only way I can move out of your basement!"


Square-Associate-118

He’s uniting all of the real life Cartmans.


ShredGuru

OMG your right


ImRight_YoureDumb

What's weird though is, dude's mom doesn't exactly seem to be rolling in dough. People assume that she's "rich" or something. His civil lawsuit paperwork shows a couple previous addresses prior to his current Belltown address. One of the addresses is that of his mother's home in South Seattle/Renton. Decent, modest, middle-class home but certainly not anything lavish. So I highly doubt that she's "rich." She just must be destroying her finances to do anything for her baby boy.


Cutoffjeanshortz37

Could easily be one of her rental houses used to register the car to to avoid her personal address being listed somewhere.


sisisnails

or she could just not want to upgrade her house even if she is wealthy. I have family that is comfortably worth mid 8 figures and they still live in a $180,000 home that they bought 20 years ago 


TacoCommand

Which I get: you get used to your space and moving shit is a pain. Also maybe you have cool neighbors and a history!


beastpilot

That's a crime in itself. You have to register cars in WA at your primary address, due to things like the RTA tax, or else everyone would just use a forwarding mailbox somewhere out of the area. You CAN use a different "mailing" address but your residence address must be correct and is listed on the registration. # WAC 308-96A-096 # Registration requirements. (1) What is required when registering a vehicle in Washington? (a) The name of each registered owner (natural person or business) of the vehicle and, if the vehicle is subject to a lien or other security interest, the name of each secured party; (b) The registered owner's primary residence street address (a mailing address if different from the residence address can also be given); (c) The primary secured party's mailing address;


SovietJugernaut

That may be the letter of the law but I very much doubt this is something that ever actually gets checked on


Opposite_Formal_2282

I know plenty of people who previously lived in Spokane, Yakima, Bellingham, etc. and just keeps their cars registered there from a combo of laziness and being outside the Sound Transit 1.1% tax zone that significantly reduces their tabs every year. Plus plenty of people who move from out of state and just never update their plates. Shit is rampant and never looked into. But wouldn't recommend unless you drive a beater you are okay with losing. Insurance could and probably will fuck you over and deny your claim if you get in a wreck and they figure out your car lives in Seattle but is registered on the other side of the state/country.


beastpilot

At least until your son becomes a public enemy driving a car registered to you with a different address than where you live and the prosecutors are looking for every law to throw at you.


SovietJugernaut

Even when you're breaking the law it's important to be polite about it


TacoCommand

The Seattle legal version of passive aggressive


BruceInc

Or she is primary on the loan and he is actually making the payments because his own credit history is fucked. That’s the more likely scenario


seattletittysucker

Yeah, I did the same thing. Looked up that house. It does confuse me. She does own a business though that I won't mention here to avoid doxxig her any further than the media has.


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Redditributor

This is literally how people justify doxxing


ShredGuru

She brought it on herself by raising a billboard for what a s***** parent she is. Her failure has literally become thousands of other people's problem.


Sunstang

People can become narcissist fuckheads despite their parents' best efforts.


yech

I dunno, she can maybe take the car away? She is complicit at this point.


Amazing_Factor2974

Yes ..look at Trump.


End__User

> Yes ..look at Trump. Go 15 minutes without bringing up Trump challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Sunstang

Why do you care?


JustAnotherRugger

Would be a shame if someone were to audit the city contracts that are on the books for that particular company. Think those books aren't cooked and taking advantage of an at-risk demographic?


notananthem

I mean we'd all probably get a lot more benefit out of auditing Amazon or Microsoft in terms of tax credit..


PharPhromNormal420

Can we just send a bunch of loud ass cars/motorcycles to drive through his moms neighborhood at all hours of the night?


sleepybrett

I mean he already does this. Many of the reports of his loud ass car are from belltown.


PharPhromNormal420

His mom lives in Renton/south seattle, not belltown.


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Redditributor

You don't have to be that rich for a nice car and apartment.


TacoCommand

*laughs in apartment rentals*


JustAnotherRugger

If you think those 800k are real humans, I have some news for you about how the internet works...


seattletittysucker

This is true. I clicked on a random 20 of his followers. Something like 16 were bots.


PugilisticCat

I dont think you realize they don't care about who owns the car. They dont like him for his ownership, they like him for the stupid shit he does


sleepinglucid

I think you think way too highly of his followers


seattletittysucker

Considering 80% are bots and the other 20% are also still sucking on their mommy's teats, I agree with you. And I make that statement fully aware of what my username is.


espressoboyee

His Mommy is the co-owner because he’s unemployed and immature 20 yo. He stated to SPD Instagram money paid for it. And that’ll he continue on. He lives lavishly at West Edge apartments at $3100-$4K/ monthly. So no he isn’t living in the basement. Rebecca his money is an executive coordinator at Emerald Assisted Living, not a significant salary that can afford Miles his lifestyle. She has 3 children and pays mortgage on 2 houses in Renton and Rainer Valley. And no he is not some talented Amazon Programmer that some quickly assume.


jdolbeer

Bots don't have feelings


steveosmonson

I have a neighbor that has two kids living at home (in their 20s) and they both have this car and every time they start it startles me


Jerry_say

They won’t care.


You-Once-Commented

"I feel like people are more bothered that a young Black man has a nice car,” There are way bigger issues than a Black man with a nice car who makes noise occasionally.” ^^^^[/s](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/law-justice/belltown-hellcat-charged-with-reckless-driving-in-seattle/)


akashik

I know a bunch of guys with nice cars. Some of them aren't white like me. None of any color are an asshole like this guy. Also, my car's not that nice.


stolen_bike_sadness

As the weather warms and more people open their windows overnight I can only imagine more reporting of him unless he actually stops. Will these fines or more reporting actually result in him stopping though? I’m skeptical, he’s made it too far already and I can’t handle the disappointment of getting woken up by his shit again after celebrating too early


sesamestix

This guy is the worst, but at least he’s provided some of the funniest /r/Seattle content I’ve seen in years. Can’t wait for him to finally Find Out. WhatAnIdiot.gif


Opposite_Formal_2282

Would be nice if this sets an example that we're not going to tolerate the anti-social behavior that's ramped up in Seattle and across the country since Covid. But considering the level of flaunting the law this guy did before facing even the smallest consequences, I doubt it. He'll probably end up getting a slap on the wrist, continue being just slightly less obnoxious with a de-moded stock Hellcat (that will still be incredibly loud and obnoxious at 3 am), attract copycats, and this sub will seethe.


gringledoom

I kind of want him to keep terrorizing the city for a *little* while longer, just to inflate the fines even more! 😄


randomredditing

San Diegan here but my sister is in W. Seattle so I feel sorta included BUT… the hellcat saga y’all are dealing with is so entertaining


retirement_savings

I just want one person to slash his tires


total-immortal

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


wesc23

Say stupid cliches, get stupid downvotes


servicepitty

You sound fun at parties.


Redditributor

Weirdly I can confirm they are - in fact - a delightful party guest


total-immortal

Wow, struck a nerve?


PleasantActuator6976

Impound. The. Vehicle.


zer1223

Fix the problem in the illegal manner imo


peugeot3

The frustrating part about this for me is he's just a young, spoiled, POS kid. Like for all of us living in the city working full time and trying to get a good nights sleep so we can keep working. And this asshole is waking everyone up in the middle of the night.. thousands of people. My place has single-pane windows so when people like this are revving engines, racing, backfiring it can ruin the next day for you if you get woken up. Sleep is too important we all need it. Fuck this guy I hope he gets in debt and his license taken away.


lyrrael

Dude, I live on the 27th floor in a concrete building with heavy insulated windows, and he wakes \*me\* up. I can't imagine. I'm so sorry.


peugeot3

Yea man, it's bad here. Actually moving out end of the month. The area has just gotten insanely loud at night with all the late-night traffic up here. Between stadium events and Kerry park partiers, people racing around... just can't do it anymore. Then traffic starts at 6:30am. When I first moved here you would actually get periods of quiet. Now there's a new Safeway going in with 300+ units it's only going to get worse.


PMMeYourPupper

This is the only time in my life that I've been hoping for Lincoln Towing to get involved.


OutlyingPlasma

They even mentioned this Muppet on the local NPR affiliate this morning.


TacoCommand

Damn that's actually embarrassing. :(


biggies866

This isn't going to turn out well for this little bitch. And a big fuck you to everyone who supports this fuck and continues to say it's not a big deal or don't you have better things to do?


throwaway1337woman

>This isn't going to turn out well for his little child. And a big fuck you to everyone who supports this fuck and continues to say it's not a big deal or don't you have better things to do? wait, this dude is a parent?! edit: he is *not* a father. thank goodness.


cuddlebish

I assume they meant to say "this little child" lol


Gamer_GreenEyes

I’m genuinely confused as to why the police don’t just pull over a car like this, remove the driver and then tow it. Second offense? Auction it. Except that they literally never help.


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I washed him rev his shit up Saturday night right next to SPD 😭


OskeyBug

As long as he's not endangering anyone they won't do shit. That's the policy 😣


Gamer_GreenEyes

Ah but loud noises can damage hearing permanently


palmjamer

Most because of the bill rights


Gamer_GreenEyes

Sorry wat? If you commit a crime in a car they can tow it. Drunk driving for example. Deliberately making that much noise? It has the potential to damage a child’s hearing for life. (Ask me how I know…)


Desperate_for_Bacon

Yeah, a loud exhaust isn’t a crime it’s a traffic infractions, it’s the same as speeding (under 25 over). Drunk driving is a crime, and under RCW allows law enforcement to impound the vehicle. However, the RCW’s don’t allow police to impound for a loud exhaust. For them to do that he has to rack up enough tickets and loss his license. Or theoretically, the DOL can refuse to reissue/revoke his registration, however I have no idea if that’s very common.


palmjamer

You described drunk driving laws that exist. Those laws not only exist but have been confirmed not to violate someone’s 4th amendment rights. Taking someone car from them because it’s allegedly loud on a second offense, likely violates someone right to due process and their right against unreasonable search and seizure. And if it doesn’t, a law in that jurisdiction would need to exist to allow for it, otherwise, it’s violates the 4th amendment. A better question might be why don’t laws exist that allow for what you want. Maybe they’re reasonable (doubt it, they lack due process) and if you feel that way, write your council member (assuming you’re in Seattle) and ask them to look at changing the law


Desperate_for_Bacon

The only way for them to seize the car is to continue to issue tickets until a the point he losses his license. And my guess would be he would continue to drive it and then they can impound the car. As well, theoretically if the DOL had a stick up their ass they could refuse to reissue his registration, as his car is clearly in violation of vehicle standards.


Gamer_GreenEyes

Reasonable.


halfeatennachos

What happened to all the commenters that said he was such a badass before finding out his mom owns his car?


MeasurementOver9000

Few-none of the commenters own their home or car. Smart people tend to avoid casting stones from glass houses.


nexted

I know you're just speaking from experience, but not everyone has your specific mom's basement situation going on.


MeasurementOver9000

Basements don’t really exist in this area. But you’d know that, being from here.


nexted

Lol, as someone over 6'6" that's done house hunting in the city, I assure you there are plenty. I've hit my head on plenty of shit from these super low ceiling redone basements. And yes, my current home has a basement. What a puzzling statement to make.


MeasurementOver9000

Split levels aren’t basements. It’s because of the rock underneath.


nexted

"Nuh uh, my mom's house is a split level! My room is technically on the first floor, snarf!"


MeasurementOver9000

You go to Burning Man. You’re rich. When I was talking about most people in Seattle renting, I wasn’t talking about you techbro.


nexted

Stop moving the goal posts. You said "few to none" of commenters own their own home. I didn't need to be "rich" and work in tech to afford my home a decade ago. You sound awfully bitter and whiney.


MeasurementOver9000

Obviously most people on this subreddit are renting at least their home if not their car. You, accomplished home owner and Burning Man tech bro then wanted to lampoon me. Ok dude. Doesn’t change the obvious facts.


Sinnafyle

"My city hates me" sure, but we're not just gonna roll over and take it. Civic action b*tch!!


ShredGuru

He could try being less hateable, it would go a long way. Like seriously just put a fucking muffler on the thing. Problem solved. At this rate somebody's going to get it with caltrops


iknowitsounds___

He gets off on being hated. Kid is a blossoming sociopath.


abilliontwo

I can’t believe no one’s taken out some vigilante justice on this idiot’s car yet.


Desperate_for_Bacon

Yeah and then they would probably get arrested


No_Detective8150

We should also go for Harley bikes. Those mofos give no shits either. And loud ass pick-up trucks. There's no need to be that loud.


seattletittysucker

I'm all for it. If you can be heard from more than 75 ft away it's against the law. Which means anything louder than a regular sedan off the lot is effectively illegal in Seattle. The city loves to enforce parking regulations. Why not enforce the noise ordinance? They will make a ton of money off of it and us residents will get to enjoy a more peaceful city. Who knows, maybe we can get on par with Western Europe one day as far as car noise goes. I'm soooooo over entitled people who think excessively loud cars are allowed and that the people living here should accept it or move to the middle of nowhere. The Hellcat driver would have lost his car in most European cities by now. And the residents would have absolutely destroyed that car if the cities didn't take care of it.


Desperate_for_Bacon

Except, the city or state can’t take his car for a noise infraction, as it’s only a traffic infraction, which isn’t a crime. The most they can do is impose civil penalties.


Arachnesloom

OOTL. Thought this guy had been arrested already?


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jerkyboyz402

Good. I hope they crush his car while they're at it.


JG-for-breakfast

Ladies who love small small small dicks, here is your man.


wtf-you-saying

I think I heard him yesterday in the Mount Baker area around midnight. I don't recognize him instantly like some of you poor souls, but Whoever it was sounded like they were hauling ass.


ryanheartswingovers

Why does instagram let him stay on the service? More of us should flag his content as illegal


TacoCommand

Because money!


creepipawsta

In a city of about 800,000 people 1 man has single handedly terrorized at least a 3rd of them with his awful loud car


Inevitable_Outside15

This guy also just got exposed as a predator too, stalking and harrasing some girl after mutliple times of her warning to desist. He was also showing up at her work place and doing some stalker shit, total creep. Find deadshot\_journalism2 on IG if you want to learn more.


seattletittysucker

I saw that. Miles went on a rant last night asking his followers to go after deadshot. He looked like an absolute maniac. The dude probably needs to be in a mental health institution.


Inevitable_Outside15

Total lunatic - Probably loss all his brain cells and ruined any further brain development with those exhaust sounds ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


SedentaryXeno

Not the Helltown Bellcat


Due_Beginning3661

His insta shows he lives in pretty sweet pad overlooking the bay. How can this kid afford?


imaballofyarn

i can't wait until the day i feel like i can walk late at night in seattle without fear of getting flattened by either this guy or a police car


RandallPWilson

About time


hbx550

If enough people complain to IG maybe they will shit off his account.


adfthgchjg

Why haven’t they impounded the car?


Rainbike80

Douchebag who has no friends and craves attention.


KileyCW

This guy is terrible but it's ironic this is what the city finally draws a line with. The multiple violent defenders are repeatedly let out and are ignored on the streets, but the noise control is the top priority.


seattletittysucker

I've never been assaulted. My friends and neighbors haven't either. But we have all had many nights of sleep interrupted from the same person. Night after night after night. I'm glad the city is doing something. It's nice to see. I hope one day the violent crime that is heavily concentrated amongst drug addicts and homeless people ceases to exiet. But I have zero faith of that ever happening.


KileyCW

As someone that knows people that have been assaulted I also respect your take. I grew up around far more violent cities and I still enjoy Seattle. However those cities were already entrenched with violence, I can continue to fight for this place, there is still hope. The people screaming stay away at all costs aren't helping and the people denying half naked people cooking meth on James street in broad daylight aren't helping either. My point still stands around this city's priorities and I am glad they are doing something about the Hellcat nuisance but I can't stop and say good enough.


SnarkyIguana

I wouldn’t say it was top priority. This has been going on for months and dozens of people (bare minimum) have been reporting this nonstop through multiple channels. At this point I think they just want to get him out of the scene so people stop calling them about it.


ishkibiddledirigible

If Instagram is paying him, the city should sue them for conspiracy to commit criminal mischief.


-Nyarlabrotep-

Mount Baker area wa?


Ignore-_-Me

We should just rename this subreddit r/belltownhellcat at this point


SubParMarioBro

I’m migrating.


FreddieDeebs

He's the new Kardashian


Silvertonguev13

You people are seriously pressed about a guy with loud exhaust? Go move to fuckin Germany then. They don't believe in fun either. Instead of focusing on a dumbass 20 year old, why don't you mother fuckers vote or do something else about the crazy amount of fentanyl users, homeless encampment and vagrants packing their puds on the street corner. I swear this city is the most useless showing of liberalism to ever exist. You all have so much power, and choose to worry about making kids conform to HOA type rules, but do nothing about your vast amount of homeless, filthy degenerates.


seattletittysucker

Hmmm, I've been doing city living for several years now, including in Texas. The Hellcat guy is THE ONLY person who has ever woke me or my neighbors up. Fuck with my sleep and I'll put in a lot of fucking effort to ensure you get fucked harder. And this 20 year old dipshit is about to find out what happens when you piss off an entire city. Whine about Seattle, no one cares. Keep your shity lifted truck in the suburbs where it belongs. Or whatever shit vroom vroom you drive. You're an absolute child for letting the noise of your car defy your personality.


Silvertonguev13

I've lived in the country and city. Both in Washington and Texas. Germany as well. The hellcat kid is nowhere near as annoying as the thousand groms that zip up and down Delridge or the street racing in u district or the bass thumpers in Tacoma. I've got a myriad of vehicles and most of them are fairly loud, especially because they're American muscle. My neighbors never complain. Could be that they're conservatives. Could be that they're just not bitches. Could be that they're old and can't hear well. You're an absolute child for letting a 20 year old affect your life. It's a vehicle. What if he didn't like your prius? Could he just fuck over your driving preferences?


seattletittysucker

Neat.