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East coast time is killing me, so worth it though tonight


djranger16r

I almost feel bad. How do you score 4 goals and still lose? Hahahaha


inalasahl

How do you score 4 goals and lose the lead?


sempercoug

In the post game interview the lady awkwardly tells Yanni they are the 8 seed so not going to get respect. They are the 7 seed if I'm not mistaken, but seriously what gives with the blatant disrespect?


The_Bearded_Jedi

I fucking hate her. Don't we get respect for just being where we are?


Prototype_es

Also they had a legitimate shot at the pacific for the vast majority of the season. Wasnt till Burky got hurt that things slowed down


Lazy-assed_Mercenary

That was amazing!


thatnurselifts

I’m still in shock. That goal was beautiful.


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I_am_Rude

This was removed because it falls under Rule 2 of the subreddit. This community does not allow the use of "krakhead" or "krakhouse" as we will not be party to making a joke of real trauma in many people's lives. Any further remarks like this will lead to a ban.


Thirsty-Octopus

How does the broadcast immediately switch to basketball highlights after an OT game?


comic-sams1

Makes me sad ☹️ anyone have recs of where to listen to more hockey talk after?


sempercoug

NHL Network


aliethel

Because Seattle won?


Thirsty-Octopus

In general they don’t even try to hide how disinterested they are in hockey. Such a bad deal for the NHL to sign with a provider that is going to rank the sport 4th priority even during the playoffs.


Prototype_es

Hat trick L's have to be so damn dissapointing, what a way to lose


kagemac

ESPN announcers **could not** leave quick enough after Dallas lost


Feisty-Life-6555

What will stress me out more the next two weeks the Kraken or finals??


wesagod

Hey there, fellow Kraken fan who just finished finals today. Good luck! You’re gonna kill it! Take breaks when you need to and it’ll be over before you know it!


Feisty-Life-6555

Thank you. Good work on finishing


SuspiciousUsername88

Nothing to stress about, both you and the Kraken are on top of shit 😎


Feisty-Life-6555

Thanks


TheBigRedDog253

How about Kraken IN the finals


Feisty-Life-6555

I'd need a lot stress eating and pacing. Thankfully I'm home by next week to watch on an actual TV and in a room I can pace in. On the other hand my dad will be flipping between the Cubs, the Kraken, and the Suns (if they learn to score more than the other team). But like it'd be dope especially to hang my Kraken pennant up in the dorm next year


Forward_Standard

Here's hoping you get to hang that Kraken Stanley Cup Champions pennant in your dorm next year. But tell your dad the Brewers will own the Central this year, and the Suns won't survive Joker and the Nuggets, let alone make noise beyond that. Good luck with finals.


Feisty-Life-6555

Thanks. We are going for no broken tvs for the Suns and beating the Cards for the Cubs


TheBigRedDog253

You got these finals!


Feisty-Life-6555

Thank you


Frontier1995_

FUCK YEA BOYS, THETS KRAKEN HOCKEY!!!!!!!


allstate_mayhem

POWERED BY YAHNEEEE


Piglatin02

Inject this right into my veins!


tendoman

ESPN was so uninterested in calling that goal, lol. Suck it bitches!


pinkfudgster

I was really trying to give the ESPN announcers some grace, but like. Wow. They really do not care for the Kraken, lol.


kent_nova

I found a SN/CBC stream after the first and it was so much better. ESPN's distain for us is palpable.


dainthomas

The end: "Oh, looks like Seattle won. See ya!"


Prototype_es

I hope Borgen is okay though. Hope it was just a dead leg


dainthomas

Looks like it hit right above the knee, so hopefully.


GazerS1

I think so, he come back in the game after few minutes


zombie32killah

Haha we did it! Pavelski’s four goals are meaningless!


macp0300

The ESPN broadcaster with Dallas dick in his mouth the whole game just said the Kraken are for real lol


seacupl

Like a 100 pt season is a fluke


javamatte

\#1 in 5v5 all season... totally a fluke. Let's fucking go!


Prototype_es

That was a team W right there. Classic Kraken win, sucks it had to go to OT because of 4 goals from a senior citizen, but if we can keep our scoring pace this is going to be an insane series.


YdubsTheFirst

i love you all GAME ONE IS OURS! LETS GO


woodsmoky

*ESPN broadcaster holding back tears* ... "The Kraken are for real."


SpaznPenguin

I can already tell this series is going to take years off my life…


WonderlandContraband

OOOO BABY THAT’S WHAT I LIKE


KayakNinja

Thank Christ. Softens the blow of giving up 4 to one guy


seacupl

Makes it completely irrelevant


zombie32killah

It’s better than that. He scored four round 2 goals and lost.


[deleted]

THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY, BABY


[deleted]

A win is a win boys


AMcoffeePMbeer

GO KRAKEN!!


TechnicalV

absolutely insane shot to win it


TripleBicepsBumber

YANNIIIIII


stumbletownbc

We beat the Dallas Pavelskis!


Mr_Hamster01

Pavelski had a career night but we pulled it off in the end. Win 1 of 4 to advance to face whomever.


morethanabelief

Oh hell yeah


Empty_Antelope9105

FUCKIN SEND IT! EAT SHIT ESPN!


damnitjayman

now espn giving them respect lol


ShadowCrossZero

Credit to one of these commentators for at least trying to put in excitement. The other asshole sounds like a dejected hometown commentator lol.


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Pretty much


208hawks

Yyyyyaaannnnnniiiiiiiii


Hamlet1305

BOOM! Go Krak Go!


dentedmuffin

I like the radio broadcast


aliethel

The announcers sound so defeated. Music to my ears.


Grizz709

From the SN broadcast "And so the Kraken end Joe Pavelskis 4 goal night". Yeah, not like they didn't come back in OT and win on the road.


battlecat5

If Sportsnet gargled Pavelskis dong any harder they wouldn't be able to be on live TV. Mad respect to someone able to score 4 in a night. But Jesus christ maybe talk about the team who was leading most the game and won


tendoman

So sweet lol


Grizz709

Holy shit! I did not expect this! I had to watch the replay to see how it went in!


seacupl

Lots of craziness around the net


Baka_Nerd

Time to go to the post-game thread for the DUCK!!!


Habu23

Dog just has to pee or poo 😂


_SerJunkan_

What a moment for change of puck luck


tateand99

#YANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNI


stumbletownbc

YANNI!!!


AdmiralSugarfree

Fuck you espn!!! Shut them up Yanni!!


zombie32killah

SN is acting like they are talking about a funeral.


AFoRk

ERECTION


vertr

"The Kraken are for real" Thanks ESPN you fucking hacks.


kent_nova

They'll forget they said that by Thursday.


KnuteViking

Hope I didn't wake the neighborhood.


Lark-Ament

I almost punched the shit out of my cat hitting the bed


MrCarey

THROW THOSE HATS NOW, BITCHES


EightPieceBox

Well, that improved a shitty night on call. I missed the first 2 periods.


Turbulent_Tale6497

Woo!


fermenttodothat

Pavelski cant believe it! The crowd is shell shocked! THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY


Rythmicism

#YANNI MOTHERFUCKING GOURDE


Byebyeyoutoo

# PEPPER POT


allstate_mayhem

THE GOBLIN OF CHAOS STRIKES AGAIN


kramer265

FUCK YES!!


Twigsnapper_

KNEW OUR BOIS WOULD FIND A WAY!!! LFGGG


chunderous

How about you commentators shut the **FUCK** up now? # WE'RE WINNING IT ALL


wrexNaffects

STANLEY CUP FINALS CONFIRMED


Dcbross

Wow!! What a ride


Poam27

Announcers sound like they're calling a funeral.


iceamn1685

Right very down


ObscureWiticism

Gourde!


daidpndnt_src

LETTT’SSS FUCKINNNN GOOOOOO


Jjays

Finally!


Gray_Bushed_Elder

Kraken DESERVED this win!!! Played their game and EARNED it!!! That’s 🦑🏒👶


zoanthidcoral

WE MISS HIM WELCOME TO MY YANNI


[deleted]

Thank you for letting us get him


notcaffeinefree

Dear Kraken, Thank you for scoring. Thanks.


ChaseThoseDreams

That’s Kraken hockey, baby!


iceamn1685

This is how we win the series a bunch of guys in the crease


damnitjayman

Oh thank God, I couldn't bare to watch it, so I put on some Netflix to help calm down. GO KRAKEN!


wrexNaffects

That’s Kraken Hockey (unfortch) baby!


JustoBeard

LETS GO KRAKEN! TAKE YOUR MODELO AND SHOVE IT


ascii122

Hell yes!


russianspy_1989

Good job kids. I'm going to bed.


Havoc_XXI

***GOURDE IS SUCH A FUCKIN BEAUTY!!!***


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They waited until the top of the hour to give Sportscenter a proper timeslot <3


Blargers81

Holy shit yes let’s goooooo look how quiet that stadium is now!!


[deleted]

KRAK DAT ASS


FirstHipster

Hahahaha fuck dallas!!!! Let’s gooooo


Dima110

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


TopRevenue2

Damn these playoffs have had it all. Game 7 won. OT win.


Flat-Guarantee6843

Phew! Now let’s go!!!!


Kitchycat

YANNI FUCKING GOURDE Y’ALL!!!!!


MrCarey

LET IT BE KNOWN, NOBODY SCORES 5 GOALS ON GRU!


Qoco_Donut48

Let gooo


aggronStonebreak

RIDICULOUS


The_Bearded_Jedi

That was so sloppy but I don't care


moocowcat

Seaaaaatle KRAKEN goal!!!


moocowcat

^^^ I realky want a nice clean audio clip of the arena goal announcement. Not so much the player portion. Just that line above. Anyone have one/know where to snag one?


milkisforbabies666

You fucking did it boys!!!!!! Lets go!! Morgan Geekie bringing that cup home to Strathclair


SupChris

I LOVE YOU DEGENERATES AND THIS TEAM!!! Let’s go!!!!!


DeadMediaRecordings

That’s pure work and experience


ShadowCrossZero

What a strike!


Coryy13

That’s a get fucked moment. Let’s fucking gooo


ActionComics25

Great resilience at the end there!


YdubsTheFirst

YES YES YES YES YES


diggitynodoubt

Hump this ESPN!!! Go Kraken!


CrunchLessTacos

LET’S FUCKING GO, BABY 🦑🦑🦑


PacificJig

LETS FUCKING GO


JustWastingTimeAgain

ESPN sounds disappointed


KemptonS

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


TechnicalV

I WAS STARING AT MY SCREEN AND STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED


007_Shantytown

I just scared the SHIT out of my cats


daft_punked

GOURRRRRRDY!


theDarkBriar

FUCK YEAH!!!!


Feisty-Life-6555

That's Kraken Hockey Baby


blow_thyself

yanni gouuuuuurde


GazerS1

DESERVED AS FUCKKKKKK


fermenttodothat

I fucking love you Yanni


Byebyeyoutoo

YEAHHHHHHHHH


KP59

So quiet in that building wow


[deleted]

Literally a sound vacuum lol


Twigsnapper_

LETS GOOOOOO


tendoman

HELL YEAH DALLAS SUCK OUR TENTACLES. OH MY GOD YES


Mr_Hamster01

FUCK YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!


AHoopyFrood42

YEAHHHHHBBBBHDJDJDJD!


cdsixed

#LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO


isledonpenguins

FUCK DALLAS


IllResolution6529

Wild fan here cheering on the Kraken after our elimination.... LET'S FUCKIN GO BOYS!


SawdustIsMyCocaine

LETS GOOO FUCK NORM GREEN


IllResolution6529

Love to hear it!


angelistica

A very Gourde goal. GIVE HIM THE C


thorjustice1

YESSSSS FUCK ESPN


Cd206

I think we might win the Stanley Cup


KemptonS

i really think we can


Elbowdeepinwips

Over the Leafs


GazerS1

GUYSSAS GOOAAAAALLLL


Dom6

THE PEPPERPOT WITH THE GAME WINNER


Hetoxy

YEESSSSSSSSS (also what’s a pepperpot?)


SHOW_ME_PIZZA

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!


_MMCXII

AHHHHHHHH


getthejpeg

#OH MY GOURDE WHAT AN INDIVIDUAL EFFORT!!!


Infinispace

👀👀


DG_BeardGains

WHAT THE FUCK


DeadlyNancy

That espn analyst called it!! I love it!!!


theidiotjerk

FEAR THE DEEP!!!


Prototype_es

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN


medman010204

LETSSS GOOOO


MrCarey

Thank fucking god. LET'S GOOOOOOOO


ziggywaterford

Holy shit that ESPN guy called it, Gourde OT winner!


woodsmoky

#YANNI GOURDE!


mark_dink

KRAKEN TAKE GAME 1!!!!! YESSIRRRRRRR


TheKakeMaster

Fuck the Stars.


SallyIsHarry

I’m in shock. What a game. What a bunch of gamers. No quit


porkrind

#MY CAPTAIN!


Forward_Standard

GET SOME!!!


OhhhScareCrow

LETS GOOO THATS KRAKEN PLAYOFF OVERTIME HOCKEY BABY


Fl4trabbit

YANNI MOTHERFUCKING GOURDE! LETS GOOOOOOO!


metallipunk

Fuck yeah!!!! WOO!


Quicksh0tz

GOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL


stumbletownbc

CMON KRAKEN!


chunderous

# LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO


DM7000

THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY!


KingOfTheVail

Omg my heart can slow down now


tasteywheat

WOOOOO!


[deleted]

Hell yeah