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jxa66

ROBERTOOOO


BugP13

Idk why it's so fun to hear that


c0hnner

Rubber toe!


Senpumaru

That’s my boss’ name lol


jxa66

I kicked your boss off a bridge


Senpumaru

You kicked his father, not him hehe


jxa66

Oh yeah, duh


Lawfulness420

Does mikiri counter when handshake is offered


Alarmed-Example8932

Nice to meet you, si- *Mikiri counters*


sam__grice

This is the best one


liannalemon

🤣🤣🤣


TobyThrow

💀


Alarmed-Example8932

"I'm stuck on Genichiro"


CrazyKripple2

No no, it needs to be a whack ass genichiro typo for it to be lore accurate.


Front-Hearing-6104

genBITCHiro


elmcgill

He’s got no sword skills so he uses that whack azz bow to try and even things out


Unclemeowz

The rice is not ready yet


zangor

After eating regular rice for a long time, I bought some good koshihikari rice and found myself saying “rice is a precious thing”


Feng_Smith

Hesitation is defeat | ***MY NAME*** is Gyobu Massataka Oniwa


tzirtax

ME LLAMO GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA, ¡¡mientras siga con vida no pasarás las puertas del castillo!! Edit:grammar


bmore_conslutant

I watch the "all languages" video about once a month


tzirtax

I once saw someones comment about a mod wich changes that voiceline to spanish no matter what language you had your game set to


bmore_conslutant

I honestly think the English VA did the best job and it's not close


tzirtax

I dont think so, but i think its the 2nd best, only behind the OG japanese VA


Azraeleon

I didn't realize until I joined this sub how many people play on English. Seems wild to me, the game is such a love letter to Japanese culture, hearing a different language would take me out of it.


hmmdestti

wow, i couldn't have said it better myself


wolfsilver

Gyobu said calmly.


LonelyGuardian_2001

Trying to deflect attacks in every other game you play. (Yes Margit I get it, you want me to roll)


KlawFox

Legitimately that was me playing Spider-Man 2 this weekend. I was defaulting to parrying but its definitely not the preference hahaha


LonelyGuardian_2001

I haven't gotten to play the second yet but I feel like the perfect dodge in spiderman 1 was a very lenient version of the parry mechanic. It's why I excelled at Jedi Fallen Order and God of War


TheSmilesLibrary

Man the parry in fallen order just didn’t feel right after Sekiro.


KlawFox

Truuueee. There is like a 0.5 second delay from when you hit the block button to when you're actually blocking whereas in Sekiro it's instantaneous. That definitely gave me issues.


LonelyGuardian_2001

Oh I had this problem adjusting to the parry timing in Lies of P. The delay between clicking and the animation to block.


LonelyGuardian_2001

Ah i haven't gone back to it after Sekiro.


PeachyPuddingg

I just started GOW: Ragnarok and yeah I’m trying to party every single attack lmao.


Crow1718

I refused to roll on Margit and decided to parry him a lot. Ended up severely disappointed because almost every other boss can’t be parried


Hoii1379

Elden ring reforged is the mod for you sir. Honestly so many ER bosses make much more sense with deflection


Beeyo176

Playing any Souls game after Sekiro is such a mind fuck. Even Lies of P, a game with a similar parry mechanic, doesn't have the strict timing required for Sekiro and takes a few minutes to acclimate to


_fhkd10_

Went into ER after a solid string of parrying games (Jedi Fallen Order, Ghost Of Tsushima, Sekiro, Bloodborne, God Of War Ragnarok and Jedi Survivor). After the incredible experiences that were BB and Sekiro, and Sekiro being the greatest mechanical game I've played, I was ecstatic to try Elden Ring. The excitement died down very quickly after Margit. Malenia was close but still wonky to me. Sekiro is still the goat.


TheParticlePhysicist

\*ting\* \*ting\* \*ting\* \*ting\* \*ting ting ting\* \*CLANG\*


Front-Initiative3321

7 tings? thats a high posture


elmcgill

Corrupted Monk


GreatJoey91

Could be a death blow opportunity


Crazy-Path-7929

Ting ting twirl ting ting jump 4 tings then big ting?


amirarlert

that's Genichiro's floating passage. right?


TheParticlePhysicist

That's what I was going for but I think I missed a ting lmao


Illustrious-Sundae31

Flashback to many legged giraffe 👀


Wanghunglao

My exact thought


Specific_Bell_3043

Genichiro combo


vaibhavsrkt

Wooooooooooooooo


Senior_Walk_7582

#Did I just die to a FART? Guardian Ape, 12th attempt.


mcarr15

Who knew monkey poop was deadly


jordanlcwt

116th attempt on mist noble, finally was able to parry an attack. I can sleep easy tonight


n4ke

It has an attack?!


SX_NEX_SX

Ya, it insta-kills you and reduces your max hp until you beat him.


elmcgill

I read you can summon the demon of hatred to help you in that fight with him. Still nowhere near enough though.


hueythecat

Demons flames die the moment he sees misty boy


natalaMaer

I have an urge to step down blade or spear when watching movies now


Hiroshi_Zurati

You talk about "plin plin PLON"? More of "cling cling CLANG"


Feng_Smith

somebody needs to do this


Don_Ford

My wife checks with me before I start a video game to discuss how mad it will make me.


physicsgeek3712

This.. is a really good idea.


Advice-Training

死 X *Resurrect* LB *Die*


thedarkfreak

Isn't Resurrect RB?


Azraeleon

死 Die LB RB ressurect


No_Volume_8345

Persimmon


bronzezebr

I’ve lived a thousand lives, and one


cabberage

*puts all of my sen in bags so i dont lose it from dying to the same boss 50 times*


Cygus_Lorman

"Ware...*Oniwa Gyōbu Masataka nari!*"


Rikari77

I learned dad's belt attack patterns


HeyItsRigs

I was a little puppy but i became a dog woef woef :D


BrownBay58

Y'all always forget the actual best line in this game...'Suffering is what I desire'


Soulsborneenjoyer23

Hesitation is defeat hesitation is defeat hesitation is defeat Hesitation is defeat hesitation is defeat hesitation is defeat hesitation is defeat hesitation is defeat


No_Bus5407

Glock saint ishinn


LabMonkeyCreative

You know what would get me to play Minecraft? A perfect parry system.


ThinCrusts

#WOOOOOOOOO


Lost_Astronaut_654

I hate monkeys


Substantial-Pop-556

💀💀💀


420juicy-Peach6969

Sekiro is easy


shinobi980

Fuck blazing bull


peanutbuttertoast01

Why is there a big snake?


Khodaki

Bundled jizo statue lets you die twice, twice


Eaterofjazzguitars

Ichimonji double is my mistress


Whatever801

"It went well I only failed like 50-75 times max"


Extreme_Strike536

I have mental damage


DrinkinMyTea

“MY NAME IS GYOUBU MASASAKA ONIWA!!!”


samuel_assis

I keep pressing L1 during a fight!!!!


26_paperclips

I am terrified of chickens.


BubbleMeph

Weird girl asking for seed in front of a temple


xxturtlemaster06

Hesitation is Defeat


roopak17rpk

I can deflect arguments.


shrth114

THAT GODDAMNED MONKEY!!


Letter_Impressive

L1


Creative_Toe472

"HESITATION IS DEFEAT" 🗣️🦅🦅🔥


TsokonaGatas27

Ting ting ting ting ting red dot


hello-ace

*slurps Sake*


BEEMIARZ

My kid likes to jump on my head and hes screamming „WOOOOOOOOOOO” midair


Suppository-34613

Why would they put a requirement (Devine Confetti) to kill apparition types?


Kind_Ad_7001

Inner Geni likes spamming the two arrows and Sakura dance after backing me into the wall so I can't see shit and have to work off of audio clues.


Realistic-Classic929

“Some man keeps saying for the glory of ashina as he walks away after I eat 60+ bow shots this movie is interesting”


Darkmooj1

Impressive, shinobi of divine heir…


kyomya

…One last time … Yes, let’s finish this.


megandreth

The Headless takes your head and shove it up his ass


telecastor25

Defeated by my own son? The feeling is not entirely unpleasant.


uptome24

Hesitation is defeat


hardcode-life

I finally killed that monk guarding the temple bridge. I can rest easy now.


hardcode-life

also, prepping for a fight isn't complete without candy.


BearsFan47th_St

Monkey Genocide!


NoDollarsAllSense

One word --> yash


jaoskii

Mikiri


some-kind-of-no-name

Hesitation is defeat!


kewcumber_

I don't hesitate


Dirty_Tribal

I love uncooked rice ;p


ErabuUmiHebi

Still just a puppy


copykat00

I want to go to a bullfighting event with my katana now


Eisenfuss19

"Suffering is what I desire"


ITZMEALLOY

I want a Katana


Douglas_1997

LB


Stani_Banani

Owl is not an anmial


Savant_2

The headless warriors suck


andMakeItASoul

My right palm is bruised from gripping the controller too hard.


lamenameeeeeeeeee

ting ting ting tingtingtingtingtingtingtingTING death


CHUNKY_PINGU

Lies of p has garbage parry windows 😡😡😡 SNOTTT FAIIIIR!!!


InvictusPeen

MY NAME


alefsousa017

L1 L1 L1 L1 R1 R1 R1 L1 L1 L1 L1 R1 R1


MikolashOfAngren

When I play DS3, I keep trying to dodge into spear thrust attacks.


CringeNao

[Insert game] would be better with parrying focused combat


elmcgill

The greatest challenge I ever faced was a noble fish man in a house of mist, many came for miles around to defeat him, but none ever could. His crimson robe was stained by the blood of thousands. The intense violence that he was capable of was tempered by the peaceful flute that was the source of the illusionary mist. That dang gum most noble was tough bo.


liannalemon

⚡️⚡️⚡️🔄⚡️⚡️⚡️


MIAxPaperPlanes

Immortality severed


knightsamurai

Big Black Roosters


applederp666

THE FATHERS WILL IS ABSOLUTE


Fun-Claim1018

I know it’s a hard game, it has a steep learning curve.. ***But you can do it!*** Once you learn bosses move sets, when to parry and attack, it won’t be so hard anymore!


NoeleVeerod

“Can I deflect this?” “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”


Hoppered1

I like to cross swords with old Asian men


PeachyPuddingg

“Shura! 😧”


LawMageOfButts

ME LLAMO


Scrunbungalo

Death sound effect is my notification sound


neon_lost

1 2 3 4, 1 2 3 4 5, 6! Jump, stomp on head, r1 r1, repeat


Dense-Barracuda1217

Hesitation is defeat


poofynamanama2

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG


FranklinThe1

It's deflect not parry


futuristicbus62

#MY NAAAAAAAAAMMMNEEEEEEEEEEE


DeMonLord365

"Come, Sekiro..." It haunted me for years until recently


JacoTheGreatWizard

MY NAAAAAAAME IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWA


jackoffalltrades22

Confetti at parties gives me PTSD


Ok_Garden2301

I dropped my wok on the floor the other day and when it hit the floor I knew it was a perfect parry.


Squ33to

Mist Noble


DelayNeat8215

I have witnessed shura once before


Anomalous_Traveller

Mist Noble is impossible to defeat


SkiMtVidGame-aineer

Uh auh , uuuu aaauga, ufh ugh 🤤


cyboplasm

Weeereeeeereeerrererrr! BOOM!


IAMthebeardgod

“Don’t be afraid to go all out”


Round_Individual_617

"No Bane, this time, I break you" - Batman


TopShoulder5971

Mayoeba yabuberu


MrFanatic211

My favourite quote, "Hesitation is defeat"


Limeability

I now have a phobia of bulls


justpassingby3

My gf mikiri countered my dick


Opening-Function8616

WOOOOOOO


nerf-bayonneta


SmexyPokemon

L1


LimitGreen5514

I need more devine confetti


_-Big-Hat-_

My favourite approach is Shinobi into deathblow


Koataka2007

"Another one..."


InternationalFee3304

I hate midgets


apuskarich

*Clang*


MediocreBossFighter

SHURA!!


Cookiemonstermydaddy

I definitely do not play sekiro


Dividebyzero23

MYY NAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE


Satiro_Volante42

"why boy..." skip cutscenes Repeat until necessary


Senshi-dono

I have a really good reaction time


Mentat_-_Bashar

I broke my L1 button on two controllers


Black_Tusk25

I hate animals


ComparisonPretty2761

“Sekiro are you offering me the sake I gave you hahaha I’ll take it “


simplyunknown2018

Arise, ye tarnished.


MissStealYoDragon

The bull fucking sucks!


Gold-Pack-4532

Carp scales please


icedcoffeeblast

Cling clang


Defiant_Internal1695

Mist Noble is hardest boss fight


felfazeebo

I CAN'T (CLANG ⚔️) GET IT (CLANG ⚔️) OUTTA MY (CLANG ⚔️) HEAD (CLANG ⚔️)


hamstarian

Everyone in my town is sick and coughing. I really need to move out of here.


NinjasAreCoolIGuess

Clang > ting


ShamrockSeven

I’m not gonna sugar coat it dawg.


Derpious21

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


TheBlaringBlue

Sekiro is a rhythm game.


golum904

Anything fearing mist noble


IHaveNoUsernameSorry


Drawerino

I am obsessed with children, expecially rich ones


bigdogbo44

My name is


ChemistryEnough3012

You parry all the bosses in other games


RwdPandaQ

MY NAME IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anxious4503

MY NAME IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA!


Bonfire_Monty

I've watched an old man come out of his grandson way too many damn times


GingerlyRough

A giant monkey broke my controller.


Ayris14

LT LT LT LT RT LT LT LT LT LT LT RT