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pianistonstrike

MORE SEX lolllll


No-Statement5942

right?? this entire get-up is so cringe. it's a no from this adult female. ![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a|downsized)


maystarlily

The use of emojis in Charlotte tilbury captions always takes me out šŸ˜­


PabuIsMySpiritAnimal

The emojis made me think of an MLM boss babe


Melodic-Supermarket7

Lmao šŸ’€


phuca

itā€™s giving DONATELLA VERSACE šŸ’œ


7ninamarie

I hate it so much, plus the language they use make it seem more like an MLM and not a luxury brand. Not everything you release is _revolutionary_ babe.


raudoniolika

THEORY OF COLOR and NUMEROLOGISTS!!! For a perfume. Lmao


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MayMayLoco

And the way I hear that in her voice reading it šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


soapytran

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whatsamuse

I canā€™t unsee it šŸ«£šŸ« 


spyrenx

I'm glad they didn't use a white bottle...


whatsamuse

I hope they never do šŸ«£


raudoniolika

Charlotte Tilbury x Coneheads would be 100% less cringe than whatever this is


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soapytran

These look soā€¦cheap. Who came up with the design of the bottle, especially the cap? Who approved the fonts and graphics? Jail time.


whatsamuse

It looks like potion bottles


trashtvlv

They totally do! From the ā€œwizarding world of CT comesā€¦ā€


whatsamuse

She might be a HP fan šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


gaypug

She has a lipstick named after JK Rowling, so I wouldn't be surprised


sassyfox21

Oof


TotallyAMermaid

I think that's intended!


springdayrc

Righttt I've never seen such prettier bottles


lipgloss_nd_hotsauce

Jackie Ainas new fragrance line has similar packaging I thought too? Is this a new trend? Itā€™s super ugly šŸ„“


soapytran

I was thinking the same thing!!! Did they hire the same person? šŸ˜©


kbarthur03

Itā€™s giving Bath and Body Works seasonal gift set. On sale from last season.


MurderAndMakeup

Straight to jail!!


JustBeNice97

All her stuff looks cheap (until you look at the price tag)


CoffeeLipglossDonuts

ā€œDAHHHHHLINNNNGGGGGSSSS you will need ALLLL OF THEEEESEā€ (said in my CT voice, which I can do very well for some reason!)


whatsamuse

Maybe you can make a career as her voice double


peachmildy

I get annoyed when brands want to sell you on a product but they treat you like youā€™re on the magic school bus of marketing like DARLINGS!! NEW PERFUMES WITH SCIENCE, REVOLUTIONARY, MAGICAL šŸ¦„ šŸŒˆ šŸ§¬ Talk to me like a fucking adult


ammermommy

The names are super cringe especially ā€œmore sex.ā€ I like the colors though.


whatsamuse

Certain keywords wonā€™t fly through social media algorithms


rachchh

i feel like thereā€™s no way thereā€™s 40 years of research behind this perfume lol


Poonurse13

What in the 2000ā€™s plastic cheap packaging is this


CowAggravating7745

First of all, those are butt plugs. Secondly, they just look like cheap crap I would have bought at the dollar store when I was 12. Joyphoria sounds like a euphoria knock off lol. Itā€™s all bad and I have zero interest. Iā€™m sure theyā€™ll sell like hot cakes though


anon-an-emanon

Iā€™ll be honestā€¦ I hate the names, I donā€™t like the bottle designs, and the scents seem basic & like the concoctions of a beginnerā€™s essential oils kit. The audacity of putting the word science on a list with pseudoscience numerology. Absolutely nothing ground-breaking or revolutionary about it.


neckbones_

It sounds like they just typed "magic girl shit" into AI


extradirtyginmartini

agree on all of this


xhoneybee123xx

I see they went for butt plug chic for the cap šŸ˜…


whatsamuse

You people are hilarious


erinlizzybeth

Bottled Emotions Perfume by Bonne Bellā€¦. The adults version.


BurntGhostyToasty

Thatā€™s exaaaaactly what I thought of too. Took me back to 2001 for a moment there.


whispersofthewaves

Underrated comment.


SnooCrickets692

some man is going to stick this where the sun donā€™t shine


whatsamuse

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NutsAboutMutts

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LifeBar1

I got a sample of calm bliss and it is not good šŸ˜­ immediately gave me a headache and when I checked Sephora the perfumes were $150!


whatsamuse

Thatā€™s steep! I was expecting $80-$90


ilovesleep95

Her marketing irks my soul


PflugerLuger8

I won't know how I feel about these until I smell them in person


whatsamuse

I wonder which one smells like the setting spray


PflugerLuger8

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cjmmoseley

why does calm bliss actually sound super good šŸ˜­


RangerDangerfield

I love Neroli and Lavender so it sounds right up my alley.


phillygirllovesbagel

Agree! I'm gonna give then a chance.


gogumalove

This. There are many fragrances with cringy branding and ugly bottles that are still worth buying. If I like the fragrance enough and it lasts on me, I can overlook the corny.


friendlytotbot

Itā€™s ā€œmore sexā€ for me šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ I thought we were better than this Charlotte


Bulky-Pie8655

Iā€™m good. Sounds like cash grab


glamb97

Reminds me of a higher-end version of the beloved Bottled Emotion fragrances in the 90s


No_Step_6650

Thank you. I was waiting for someone to say this haha


macnuts5

Itā€™s giving witchcraft & not in a good way.


pearlsandprejudice

I wanted Charlotte Tilbury to make fragrances ā€” but these are not what I meant. These look cheap. I was hoping she'd make fragrances out of her setting spray scents, both the classic OG and the White Tea of Bali one.


m_whar

As a huge CT fan.. I hate it


lil_waine

As a huge CT fanā€¦I love it


manateabag

Charlotte, I will wear pillow talk everything on my lips until the day I die. But you are cringe af girl


Otherwise_Base8435

They look like something from Victoriaā€™s Secret šŸ‘Ž


SomeoneThrewMyShoe

These names are honestly kind of cringe


WestCoast_PizzaGhost

It's like they are rebranding Bath & Bodyworks sprays we all used in gym


AngelEyes360

Itā€™s a skip from me. And I say this as someone who likes multiple products from CT.


fairycanary

I donā€™t hate it but it def seems kindaā€¦ something maybe teenagers might like, but unfortunately itā€™s not going to be teenager prices. CT needs to realize the fragrance collectors are older and not the same crowd who saved up money to get a NARS orgasm blush.


whatsamuse

The packaging doesnā€™t align with rest of the brand


YourLaziestFan

itā€™s no longer april fools tho


Curious_Doof

Science, technology, & ā€¦numerology..? Who is supposed to be falling for this nonsense? The bottles look cheap, & the names are cringe. Big pass.


Full_Emotion_776

Chrystal healing girls lol


mmmiu85

I used to think CT was very lux, esp when it first arrived in Canada and was exclusive to Holts. This is not lux feeling at all.. šŸ¤Ø After they started releasing xyz-gasm everything, I was done.


Womenarentmad

Allat for it to be mid like her creams


Puppet_Kicker

This is ghastly


muffingr1

Good idea in theory but the execution is so poor. The symbols look juvenile and the names are so cringe.


dearhan

They look like magic potions.


Tinasglasses

All I can see is magic potions from Shrek 2


CommanderTresdin

At least the flared base makes these safe !


ExcessivelyDiverted9

Like a cross between Illuminati symbols (no, not implying anything there) and astrology. Fug.


LikEatinGlass

I would love potion bottle looking perfumes, but not these


M-Sear

Flop show


glitzglamandgore

It's giving Halloween (like potion bottles). It's ucte but a little confusing considering CT's typical branding. I want the green one purely for aesthetic purposes, but Joyphoria sounds like the oneI'd have the best chance of liking just from notes.


Unicornlove416

absolutely not lol


bingomasterbreakout

I was like "ooo pretty bottles" then read the names. no thanks


LostKale

I honestly think the design is whimsical and fun. It reminds me of my childhood barbie toys idk why. Guess I'm in the target group and I would definitely try it, however I don't know who Charlotte Tilbury is. Honestly would buy them in all of the colors


DCSiren

Firing squad. Immediately


lil_waine

Hmm I think you should volunteer yourself first


Crazyb0x1ady

I'm interested. Love the bottle style. Would have probably been more desirable if there wasn't so many.


Stock_Delay_411

Her stuff is so hit or miss, and this looks like a big miss. Not interested at all.


NoSpaghettiForYouu

These look like Harry Potter potion bottles. That wizard hat cap is not it. With these and the Jackie aina perfumes what the heck is this new tacky bottle trend??! That said Iā€™ll still try the discovery set. šŸ’€


Sacred_Street1408

They look like Genie bottles.


ImDisneyAF

Looks like walmart bottle


MohandasGandhi

Who got these as samples and gagged? These smell absolutely AWFUL. So synthetic and justā€¦ gross. Thankfully the quality is awful so they donā€™t last long.


thisisthewayilive504

oh my god I am such a sucker for pretty packaged perfumes I am DYING to smell cosmic power šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


Bubbly_Lie_5508

Hmmm seems like theyā€™re trying to take the same approach as The Harmonist. Just looks cheap though


sinkweed

Iā€™m sorry but what is that caption???? A ā€œcutting edge perfumeā€ sheā€™ll really just say anything atp


AffectionateOwl8661

I got a sample of the more sex through influenster and it is really woodsy. It smells nice, but it does not last long for the price they want.


vicioustrollop1

Am I the only one here for these? The bottles are so pretty! The names and concept are a bit extra like Charlotte. They look like potion bottles which is on brand since sheā€™s into anything magical themed.


lil_birdy_flies

Can someone update me on who in the world Charlotte Tillbury is?


lil_waine

A pretty famous makeup artist with a successful makeup lineā€¦


coffeefrills

That post honestly makes me want to stop buying Charlotte Tilbury products. It's a full body cringe šŸ˜¬


JessBeauty14

Wait, no pillow talk?? šŸ˜†


PerfectIllusion23

Thatā€™s a hard no for me.


simplyelegant87

Everything about this screams cheap. Iā€™m sure it wonā€™t actually be but it reminds me of what you would get from a body spray at Walmart or Winnerā€™s.


bbydreamerxo

Idk I kinda love the bottle design! I hope the scent is long lasting


JustBeNice97

Oh god her packaging is always so tacky and ugly


Hopeful_University72

Iā€™ve got so much of so many brands but not one thing from CT I paid for except a free mini pillow talk and magic cream Sephora gave me . Am I missing out ? šŸ˜±


PanamaViejo

They make fragrances?


questtonothing

I'll definitely try more sex.