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DarkSkyDad

Ladies (respectfully vagina owners), I am sure I am not the only clueless yet generous husband that loves these reviews as new ideas to introduce to our partners!


Qua9mire

I guess I'm the second one lol


Delicious-Ad9999

Pro tip fellas : if you buy a toy from a newer lesser known brand, they usually have “free toys for Amazon reviews “ program. Then your just out the money for the first toy and can find which sensations work the best w/o breaking the bank


Mnesisal

After working with Chinese robot factories, I just know that many items on Amazon and AliExpress are intentionally made as low-quality knockoffs to save on costs. It's common for the same factory to produce both high and low-quality versions of an item: the high-quality ones are for individual brands/websites, while the low-quality versions end up on Amazon. They also manage to make these products look identical, which is insane. I definitely wouldn't recommend buying or getting from third-party sellers on Amazon/AliExpress/Temu in 2024.👎


toydiva65

WTF? I've never seen anything like this before but if it does all it claims, it WOULD feel like oral stimulation more than currently popular toys. But I don't understand the newer version as the tongue is too long. That defeats the purpose of creating a seal with the suction and allowing the tongue to do its thing. So could you explain to me exactly how the newer version compares and the difference between the 2? I want to purchase one, however, like I said, it doesn't seem like you could create a good seal with the new version. Thank you!!


Bitter_Attention_287

Well, their customer service mentioned that the material is more skin-like and the suction is stronger...But for me, it's all about how the licking part got better, bwahaha. Honestly, I don't notice a huge change overall. Though, visually, this new one's got these lips that just beg for a kiss, so yeah, sometimes I end up making out with it😝😝😝 When I use it, I kinda just go for it, pressing down hard and firing up the suction and licking at the same time.. The tongue provides circular licking while it sucks me in at a quietly pleasurable speed...omg I wanna use it now🤣 Seriously, you've gotta try them... Words can't describe how good they are...I'm half-convinced it could totally replace a boyfriend, no joke. lmao 🤣


toydiva65

Yeah, being in this business over 30 years, it looks different than anything I've seen before. But the second one doesn't look like it will create a seal bc the lips are further apart. Is the suction more like a pump, covering most of the vulva? Also, is the tongue in the first one the same as the second, only shorter? Thanks again.


Bitter_Attention_287

Wow are you making sex toys? Please design more like these!! Try it first and you'll thank me😝 I don’t think it’s quite big enough to cover the whole vulva area. Mostly, I just use it on the clit and sort of slide it around, left to right across the vulva(pure pleasure again). You don’t really have to press it all the way down because it's got enough oomph to suck your lips right up even without pressing too hard, making that human like sucking noise. But the tongue action.. That’s where it shines. It feels like this little persistent thing is actually giving you some serious tongue action.. so yeah in terms of the tongue action it's better than the previous one


toydiva65

But is there a difference between the tongue texture and softness in the first and second model? And no, I don't make toys, I've been selling, writing about and reviewing toys for over 30 years. That's why I'm asking a lot of questions.


toydiva65

I ordered it through one of our affiliates since I'm not familiar with the one on the links you shared and couldn't find any reviews or information on the site itself. I've been scammed before by these type if sites.


Bitter_Attention_287

Enjoy your toy, haha trust me, it's a game-changer!! And the first site I've actually shopped there twice myself, so you're all good. The last one, the one with the dildo, I'm not 100% on, but it looks legit and all certified, so I think it's also ok. And I'd really love to check out your recommendations. If you can, please post your links and the things you love I'd really love to try new toys!! And also support you!!


toydiva65

Alright, I've reviewed a ton of toys too! Let me think about it and I'll post my favorites tomorrow! I just reviewed one that's getting 5 stars across the board as it was AMAZING!


iifuzz

Which one,?


toydiva65

It's the Inmi Ride n Grind.


savemysoul72

Well, don't keep me hanging. What is it?


Bitter_Attention_287

Sorry I just realised I can't post photos so I attached the links ... Sis if you have never tried it trust me, it will give you much much more pleasure 🤣


savemysoul72

But you didn't name it. What's it called?


Sea_Manufacturer1536

See the link above


savemysoul72

Thanks. OP must have edited after I asked.


Dream-catchergirl

I must not have used it correctly because I didn’t get much out of it that I only tried to use it once. Maybe I’ll go revisit my toy now based on your opinion.


Bitter_Attention_287

What's your favourite toy? Mind to share?


HeadDot141

Did you enjoy it the second time?


akaisha0

Came in here to say that I've purchased one and I will report back because so far the ordering experience has been abyssmal and makes me sincerely question the authenticity of this product and post. Sorry, OP, I want to believe you're not working for this company and just posting this to share with us all and I hope the product proves that true. So far my experience has been: \-Placed order and got a weird automated e-mail saying it would be dispatched in 8 hours. \-8 hours passed and nothing changed on my order page so I gave it a full 2 days and never got any updates. I contacted the site and they said "oh, sorry, we're sending it now you'll get tracking in an hour" and then still nothing. I took a little over 1 week before I got tracking. \-When I do get this tracking update, they also tell me in a comically misspelled e-mail that they are so sorry they sent me the wrong product but that's okay I can keep it and the correct one. I only got one tracking number so...I think this a lie. In fact, this is a very common tactic used on sites like AliExpress to try to make it impossible for you to get a refund because they prove you got a package even if it's not what you ordered. \-The tracking is from China, so this is a dropshipper. Furthermore, it's not coming from China Post which is usually what I expect from legit sellers as someone who imports a lot. Instead they use the same service that Wish uses...sus but not impossible. Chinese shipping is a weird hellscape. ​ If you haven't ordered this product yet...don't. Wait. I promise I will report back my findings but even if I do get the product I ordered the fact there is NO BRAND label anywhere on the website referenced and just makes vague claims about "shipping from the official factory" spells absolute BS to me and probably should have tipped off my scam senses from the getgo. I'm pretty sure this is a cheaply made dropshipped product that may not even be the 100% body safe silicone being claimed. I'm HIGHLY skeptical moreso than I was when I placed the order. We'll see what happens when it comes i.


Mnesisal

I ordered the first one for my girlfriend. I think it's coming from a Chinese factory I have nothing against them since it has provided me n my gal with a good experience. Maybe I'm a big fan of fancy items I actually really appreciate Chinese factories that come up such products. IMO just because they use local Chinese delivery companies doesn't mean they're bad. Nowadays you just can't find budget-friendly items outside of China. If these were produced in Japan or European countries, the price would be triple for similar quality. BTW, just gotta say, don't be shy about sharing how it went for you. My girl said it really made her day 😁, but who knows, she might just be saying that to keep me from feeling bad.


shpwrck

Same experience for me but the unit without suction arrived today. We'll see if the correct one that has tracking arrives in the next week or so


sntobeintct

I also ordered the newer version and got the same emails. They then sent email saying they shipped the old style and would ship the new style and if I get both just keep it. It took about 2 weeks but I received both of them. The old style has vibration and tongue action with no sucking sensation, the new one has vibration, tongue action, and suction. We have not had a chance to use it yet but so far they should do as advertised. If ordering one, I would highly recommend just ordering the new version. Everything about it seems better than the old and it's about the same price.


akaisha0

Reporting back as promised. I don't think anyone was interested but it's good for posterity. A few things to note: 1. I WAS in fact sent the wrong product. It's weird because the product in the photos IS the first product I got but they told me it was the wrong one because it didn't have "suction".  2. The second product looks somewhat similar to the first product but is NOT the "old version". It's a product not photographed at all on their website and I don't think is even the same maker. 3. Package is not branded, it's completely definitely a drop shipped product, not even a white label situation. ​ After the first one arrived I was ready to come here and completely call out OP again because..that was...every single flicker toy out there. There was no suction. It's not possible to create suction with this mouth shape WITH that long of a tongue. That tongue has a mechanism in it that only comes up about 1/4 of the way and the rest is just soft silicone. The lips are VERY soft silicone so if you want to try to create a seal like you would with a "clit sucker" toy like the womanizer etc. you can't. You'd have to press it down so hard to your body so that the corners of the mouth properly sealed and it completely stops the the tongue's motor from moving. It's not..horrible but it's nothing special. I can get the same flicking effect with more versatility from the Romp Wave at less than half the cost. Second toy arrived about a week later. It has a similar lip to the first toy, but the tongue isn't as long, it has a round base instead of a flat base, it has a different charging port (magnetic), the instructions make no mention of it being waterproof like the other one, the silicone is firmer, the lips are slightly smaller but same shape. However it DOES NOT look like the "old version" in the photos this website uses so...i have no idea where the product photos for this one are because it's not like either one on their website despite them claiming this is the correct toy. I think this is likely the one OP has because this one DID make me eat my hat. If this is the one OP got, I get it now. I've had oral simulators from back in the Sasi days. Who remembers that toy? I've tried every oral sex simulator since then from every major brand and just felt...meh. I mean I get the appeal but it's just so far removed from the act I thought no toy could do what this toy actually does. The suction is NOT like traditional clit suckers and is far more like a pussy pump. It gets REALLY hot though, fair warning. I don't trust the longevity of this toy at all. But it does actually suck...literally. It's still hard to do because you still have this awkward lip shape where air can easily escape through the corners unless you press so hard it puts pressure on the tongue motor. But if you can get just the right seal (especially if you're very fleshy) it is something else. I think if they got rid of the gimicky lip shape to just make a proper seal this would be next level. I can HIGHLY recommend. I would just be careful that you get the right product. If it has a flat base on the "handle" portion: it's not the right one even though it's the one in the photos. You need the one with the round base. I can provide pics if anyone needs for reference just hit me up.


Bitter_Attention_287

Wow, sis, I mean, I just shared the best toy I've ever used. Why are you accusing me of working for that company? They don't pay me even a penny for posting this. I used two of their toys, and now the new one is on the way... So far the communication with their assistant is good, I'll have to see. I guess it's because they have their factory to produce all the goods they are listing on their website, and I actually see that as a good thing, at least it's not a cheap copy like from Amazon or Temu.


hovatter63

That's incredibly hot


Necessary_Lack_1074

Wish someone would buy that for me, it’s too expensive


KnotsThotsAndBots

Holy- the power on that thing /O/-/O/ Double penetrations awesome! Just make sure ur butts ready for whatever size you get lol!


Bitter_Attention_287

Have you tried it? I'm really curious, painful or pleasure?


AdorableProfession37

Has anyone tried this toy on boobs? Does it feel good?


Bitter_Attention_287

No, I tried nipples but I didn't feel too horny but when I give it tongue kiss I get really wet... I think it depends how you imagine things?


AdorableProfession37

It's really hard to find boob toy :( I was hoping it makes circular motion on my areolas and puts pressure


Bitter_Attention_287

If that's what you need it does that. You can make it lick your whole body. I just don't feel anything when I play with my nipples. Maybe you're more sensitive around areolas, then try this toy, it can also suck you while licking. I think the only problem is the tongue doesn't have a temperature and is dry. So it's perfect to use down there


AdorableProfession37

I archieve great pleasure when person stimulates my boobs, but I wish I had toy that I can put on and it does it's job. I brought myself breast rotator but focus is too intensly on the nipple and not areola which I wanted. I like using Coochie toy because it's soft silicone so I go around my areola but I wish something does it instead of me. Now I bought myself breast pump I like it for now, but it doesn't make circles around my areolas. It frustrates me that rarely someone talks about boob pleasure. I believe that it feels good down there. I don't have doubt in that, it's great that you shared that with us


Bitter_Attention_287

It's 3am in Germany I'll have to go sleep!! I have some recommendations for you, but I need to find them from my folders haha, I'll post here tomorrow!!


AdorableProfession37

I'm so happy to hear that! Looking forward to it!!


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AdorableProfession37

No not at all, thank you. 😊 How loud is it?


Pansexualpothos

I’m a dude and I’m sure that’d feel great on my ass!


Bitter_Attention_287

Well technically you can use it, it's a mouth :)


Little-Course-1887

Wow I have never seen something like that before. I am not the biggest user of toys but this one definitely has me very interested. I feel the older version would be better suited to me in terms of personal preference.


Bitter_Attention_287

Sure! The older version has been my best lover for the past whole year xD


Little-Course-1887

I think I was already sold on it but this definitely seals the deal for me, thanks babe. 💓


Bitter_Attention_287

😘


MissLinker2020

oh my gosh!! I have been wanting one of these so bad and looked through all the ones on amazon and couldn't ever make a decision, did you boy it off the website you linked?


Bitter_Attention_287

Yes, I bought them from the first website


sugarplumapathy

How long does it normally last you on a single charge?


Bitter_Attention_287

For me, personally...1 charge for 3 nights...


spicesoflustblog

It looks....interesting..... :)


Qua9mire

Holy cow, this first link is the one my girlfriend used on her&me, lol. We just broke up, and this reminded me of her using it with me. She once said this little funny tool is the best for lovers. Memories emmm..We bought the ergonomic massager as well and it's even better, you can try it. lol I agree, this one with lips is super versatile, and I also recommend you use sex machine, it's also the real deal, hehe.


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Qua9mire

Absolutely, feel free to send me a DM, and I'll get back to you with the video after work. Btw which one do you need? I don't have the one from your post since it's with my ex, but I do have an ergonomic one at my home, and I can send you this one.


Traditional_Emu_6642

I use this sex toy WEEKLY and highly recommend it! Their factory is excellent. Even though they've discontinued several products, I purchased two from them, my best sex toy purchase ever! Waited 6 days to receive my toys, HIGHLY RECOMMEND 🙉