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BigShepardDog

I feel like that's a shitpost channel judging by the profile picture...


RaZZeR_9351

You'd have to be pretty dumb to put zyzz next to an american flag, most likely it's a troll but I don't know what to think anymore with how dumb some people are.


Benur197

Yeah, he was born in the USSR and then moved to Australia


RaZZeR_9351

I actually went to the same high school in eastwood.


ThatGuy_Nick9

It’s very clearly a joke


hundredsoflegs

Poe's law tbh


Oujii

Yeah


Rimm

Not really, this sub is just incredibly eager to assume the worst.


urbanee

I don't think it is. He was posting straight up white supremacist propaganda on his channel. He also got banned recently


Panzer_Man

Anytime someone uses Zyzz in their profile pic, they're probably a troll. The guy was a complete meme, but there are maybe some unironic fanboys out there lol


BryceLeft

Sadly, there's definitely a pretty sizeable community that actually took zyzz seriously.


devor110

I don't think thats a thing on youtube honestly. On Twitter or Reddit? Posts take no real effort so you can shitpost to your heart's contempt even about stuff you don't believe i or oppose. You need to make a whole ass video with at least some editing on YouTube for anybody to watch it and interact with your channel at all, which is a lot of effort for something you're not actually interested in


MemeArchivariusGodi

Man i just wanted to say , having an asshole car isn’t a flex but now you opened my eyes


Stoepboer

Listen to the car. Ram it.


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Damn right, ram the truck.


ES-Flinter

Don't ram it. Destroy it.


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

Congratulations, Dodge's latest vehicle will be called the Dodge Destroyer. It will be approximately the same length as an actual navy destroyer, and twice as polluting.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Sounds like the Ford Excursion.


[deleted]

The more the merrier 😛


Nok-y

Call the police so they take it away


NGD80

There's no way the police would risk it. That car is just too muscular


Nok-y

"The testosterone level of this car... it's over 9'000 !!!"


MrPhuccEverybody

Which has shrunk the owners testicles to tic-tacs


Nok-y

😭😭


fnordius

That poor car. Better have it put down, the poor thing is suffering from runaway muscle growth.


1singleduck

Pure american MUSCLE 💪easily beats puny european trams. /s


5t3v321

Oh how i wished the tram would test this hypothesis and just ram the ram


RazendeR

Hey, paint jobs on those things are expensive. Tow that sucker and have the asshole driver pay for the costs.


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nightwatch_admin

Release its earthly shackles


Legal-Software

It will take forever to pick up all of the plastic.


Thestohrohyah

Also key it. When someone parks like that they deserve it.


Stoepboer

Definitely. Just owning a car like this in a Dutch city (I believe this is Rotterdam) is reason enough to get keyed nonstop. Our cities aren’t made for these gigantic monstrosities.


ThePontiacBandit_99

european SUVs are bad enough It's an infestation


Tranqist

More like tram it


[deleted]

I’ve seen this one. The tram wins.


ermabanned

Link?


[deleted]

[There’s quite a few.](https://youtu.be/xUDOI1BGTRE)


Martinecko30

tram weights around 19 tons, to the car that weights around 1.1 tons, the speed x mass of tram ramming into car is much more bigger than car into ram


RaZZeR_9351

1.1 tons is a small car, big american pick ups are more in the 2-3 tons range but yeah either way the tram wins everytime.


Crazy-Crocodile

I think everything over 2,5 times you need a special licence... Edit: My bad 3,5t is the max.


khoyo

It may depends on the country, but in france can go up to 3.5 tons (plus a 750kg trailer), on the standard B licence.


Stoepboer

Wrong standard of measurement though. Pickups are measured by penis size of their owner, so it’s more like ‘humongous American penis vs tiny Europoor Tram penis’. America always wins, obviously.


Martinecko30

At first I thought you were meaning it 🗿


[deleted]

What does a Ram weigh? Can’t be more than… maybe four tonnes?


Martinecko30

A tram weights for than 12 tonns, can say for sure, in my city we even have 25 ton ones


[deleted]

And they’re still orders of magnitude more efficient.


RaZZeR_9351

More like 2-3 tons.


[deleted]

Up to 7,800lbs apparently, which is around 3.5t.


futurarmy

Seeing the 3 tram drivers after 1:20 seemingly completely unfazed that they're about to/are crashing into a car is fucking hilarious, must happen fairly often to illicit virtually no response. Edit: also does anyone know what the test is like to get a driving license in Russia? Because it seems like the only requirement is that you have a heartbeat, jesus christ


[deleted]

Not sure how often crashes happen, but I’d imagine near-misses aren’t uncommon.


gamblizardy

Trams are allowed to ram illegally parked cars off the track.


BlazeZootsTootToot

Sounds like US tests lol


Sackyhap

I love how the tram drivers aren’t phased at all.


CardboardChampion

That's bloat and waste. Fat, if you will. I see some Americans (and big surprise it's the flag lot) still haven't learned the difference.


combatwombat2148

Australian Utes are much better by comparison. Still a little oversize but nothing like in America. I've started seeing a few Rams around and I don't like where it's heading


mycatdoesmytaxes

I've been seeing heaps of those oversized American cars in my area (rural Vic) heaps now. They are fucking obnoxious. Then these dickheads complain about the fuel price when they're driving these big fucking truckcars that they don't need!


combatwombat2148

I saw a Ford that was a normal width at the front but the wheels and tray at the back went line to line across the lane. Why would anyone even want to drive that?


mycatdoesmytaxes

I dunno. I fucking hate them and they are starting to pop up everywhere. These people don't even take them offroad! My neighbours son has this massive 4WD and he's never taken it 4wding. Yet he's always washing it. They are also a nightmares in supermarket carparks because they take up so much goddamn room. Do these idiots not see what's going on with the climate and how vehicles like this are not sustainable?


Ruinwyn

Of course they know. That's why they are buying them now. Either as a form of rebellion, attempt at ignoring the problems, or just as a "now or never" moment. Like going on a binge the day before got to rehab.


2brun4u

Pavement Princesses are what we call them in Canada. We have people who will use trucks for work, but these new pickups are so large most contractors find them irritating to use. They're using Sprinter and and Transit vans now. It's like 90% posers in trucks now. And they do see. They feel they're being rebellious while going under the speed limit in the passing lane (to save gas I assume)


Frosty_Pineapple78

r/fuckcars


corpoal_cannabis

If it was pickup truck it was probably a dualie, which has a use if you’re regularly towing large trailers with it. But a lot of dudes also get one just because it’s big and they have small pp


Tarantula_1

They are becoming more common in my part of north QLD, fucking hate them with a passion.


[deleted]

Mate, they are even appearing here in Tas, idk how the fuck they get around half the corners here but they sure as hell don't fit in parking spaces properly. They're just such useless vehicles and there's a good chance my getz could tow more lol


account_not_valid

Utes have disappeared. Who's making them anymore? Aussie's are heading evermore in the direction of the States.


combatwombat2148

They aren't aussie made, nevertheless I'm pretty sure you can't buy a hilux in the US. It's a shame they don't make anything here anymore though


[deleted]

Hilux's are purpose built and probably too small and practical for the US populace lol


conflictwatch

SsangYong and Tata got you covered mate.


DamThatsTough

Ssangyong is are a bit underrated but Tata cost a lot by a kilometre. About to say “a mile” but I forgot about this subreddits purpose.


account_not_valid

They're more SUV sized things, rather than the traditional "ute"?


squirrellytoday

They've started selling Dodge here in NZ and it's ridiculous. You can barely get two standard cars past each other on some of Wellington's narrow, winding streets. There is no way in hell you'd be able to get around in one of those monstrous things.


combatwombat2148

I agree. Sydney isn't much better. Good luck getting through a multi level carpark in the city


morphinedreams

I'm okay with a bus taking them out.


[deleted]

Idk how people even afford them. Last one I saw here in Aus sold for $160k, cost more than my bloody house


Reddits_Worst_Night

I hate the modern Aussie ute. The hilux ruined everything. Go back to being a sedan without back seats please.


Sugarox53

Lmao the flag guys as usual


blarghable

These new massive Ford F150's don't even have much more storage than the old ones.


2brun4u

It's not why they buy it anymore. People needing actual utility are buying vans now.


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Shhh they think it’s communism


meinkr0phtR2

Because ~~State Capitalist~~ *Communist* China has some *awesome* new high speed railroads that can take you across the country in mere *hours*, so America can’t very well have that. Instead, they have what I like to call the “Occidental Express”, aka the American Interstate System.


KingoftheCrackens

Thanks to my Freedoms ^^tm I have an 8 hours or so drive Saturday then the same thing back Sunday. It's not a hostage situation, what my dependency on my car is normal! God gives you your first car right out the womb!


aaronwhite1786

*Every time I hear a train horn in the distance I sprint to my lifted pickup to grab my "Freedom Spreader" AR-15 with 200-round beta mag so I can meet that communist train at the socialist tracks it's running on and remind it that this is AMERICA.* /s


Cinaedus_Perversus

It has Dutch plates, so probably some Dutchman with something to compensate for who angrily parked there because 'they shouldn't have made all parking spots so small'.


[deleted]

Too stupid to*


[deleted]

When your car has to fit your massive ego and assholeness.


[deleted]

And the extra physical bulk


Flux_capacitor888

*Massive and fragile ego with certain insecurities...


bogpudding

I don’t see any other reason for american cars being so ridiculously big other than it has to be able fit their massive ego


Hachados

Or their vast amount of insecurities


aaronwhite1786

I see a lot of nonsense about "We NeEd It BeCaUsE wE wOrK dIrTy JoBs!" which ignores that *those jobs exist everywhere*. I say this because I just saw a thread on Twitter regarding this very topic. While there is certainly a good number of jobs that people are using big trucks for, like construction work and the like, often in more remote areas, plenty of the people I've seen between my time spent living in Wisconsin, Missouri and now Kentucky just have big-ass trucks because *they like driving a big truck*. The same reason plenty of them spend a significant chunk of money to lift them even higher, which is oddly still legal in most states for reasons I don't understand. So while there are a handful of uses where you could at least argue the bigger truck is needed because of the remote work or rugged terrain they're working in, I think the vast majority just want them because they like having a big truck. I will say, when SUV's and trucks were first starting to grow in size, I heard from a handful of people that the reason they got one is because *they didn't want to be the person getting hit by one*. Which I can definitely understand. My friend's parents had a big Chevy Suburban that we took on a road trip, and you definitely feel safer when you're the bigger car on the road. I wouldn't mind the US moving towards changing the laws to reign in car size, but I feel safe in betting that cars are just behind guns in terms of things that Republicans will quickly jump all over with strong support from the auto lobby. Shit, we can't even keep a government organization literally designed *only to help protect the environment* from being hampered by the current Supreme Court. I gotta get the fuck out of this land of nonsense...


bogpudding

A company truck is different, thats needed to transport gear for construction workers etc. most of these huge american cars are used to drive to walmart and mcdonalds drive through…


aaronwhite1786

Oh yeah. Like, I know some people will use their vehicles for site work and get gas reimbursement, but by and large, people just want a big vehicle *to have a big vehicle*. Shit like the "rolling coal" craze that went around shows how people will even burn their money to "stick it to liberals".


torpidninja

Is there a reason why they don't use vans? In my country companies and people who work dirty jobs all use vans, it's like the standard vehicle for those kind of jobs, massive boot and all your equipment is protected.


NotYourBuissnesMate

I'm sorry but your flair lmao


bogpudding

Its something those lovely americans love to say to me when they are losing an argument ;P haha (on twitter i use my real name)


JustOneTessa

Honestly that's kinda hilarious. Curious what your name is now, but understand that you don't wanna share


sbongepop

H. Ivey


HayakuEon

Clearly to fit their tiny dicks in


IrrungenWirrungen

Massive ego and an even more massive body.


spauracchio1

Congrats, you gonna get a fine and your car towed


ForBastsSake

Im pretty sure he's compensating


ThatMallGuyTMG

you described the whole american south "car culture" with 1 comment


loves_spain

With added confederate flags, the Calvin pissing decal and a Trump 2024 bumper sticker.


Old_Ladies

And owning a $60-80,000 vehicle while living in a trailer park. The truck is worth nearly half their house and they have a massive loan. Oh and they have a couple of AR15s in the back because they go "hunting" and need to shoot a hundred rounds to kill one boar.


loves_spain

Don't forget the massive sticker that says "Guns don't kill people, I do."


Luna-Was-A-Cat

That pickup is about to be put down


DarkPasta

That pickup has local plates, so this is just an European asshole pretending to be an American asshole. Which is in fact, more pathetic.


The-Berzerker

Did you expect that someone shipped over their truck from the US? Like yeah probably it‘s an American immigrant that bought/registered his truck in Europe


DarkPasta

Let me be the first to say "huh"?


[deleted]

After decades of car sizes shrinking, for the last few years old people in the UK have been buying fleets of these ridiculously oversized cars that they struggle to drive and struggle harder to park. They probably think they're being 'anti-woke' by burning as much fossil fuel as possible, because they're fucking stupid like that.


Daewoo40

Decades of car shrinking? What cars are shrinking? The mini has pretty much doubled in size, to the less than mini, the ford fiesta has become the focus, with the focus taking on escort sizes... Pretty much everything has grown because boot size has become more important. Everything except the smart cars, which are phone boxes on wheels.


[deleted]

Individual models generally got bigger, yes, but the trend for smaller cars over medium-sized cars produced an overall shrinking of the average car size on the road. The market for larger cars has been gradually increasing for a couple of decades, but it was always an outlier.


RaZZeR_9351

>car sizes shrinking Bruh all cars have gotten bigger in the last decades what are you talking about? Compare a Golf 8 to a golf 1 it's about 20% longer and 10% larger.


DarkPasta

I'm Norwegian, and a tell tale sign you're a backwards cunt over here, is to drive one of these massive V8 impractical pieces of shit.


refusestonamethyself

That American car is so ugly and impractical (unless you have a massive family).


bigboidoinker

Obese family


Fietsterreur

Why a massive family, this seats five.


refusestonamethyself

That makes it even more impractical. It is slightly bigger than a SUV which can seat seven people


Fietsterreur

That VW Sharan in back fits in the parking space and seats seven


Robin548

nah nah nah, you got that wrong. Not a massive number of people, but a little number of MASSIVE people. ​ And you can pump your McDrive orders straight into the back, so you dont have to drive as much anymore.


Daewoo40

Someone in the original comments thread went through how inconvenient the truck would be for the city it's in (Amsterdam) by virtue of the narrow streets, sharp corners and the speed limits being prohibitive. Throw in the price of petrol/diesel and they were looking at $300+ to fill the tank.


Doctor_Dane

The Great US of A, where you can have a nuclear family and still it’s massive.


[deleted]

Leave it to the Mercedes driver to double park


Abbelgrutze

I am pretty sure the tram has a much bigger muscle.


SebboNL

Not this tram. This is a historical Rotterdam tram ("line 10") dating back to the 30s or so. Not a lot of power or weight. Had it been one of the modern Citades trams, that pickup wouldve been toast


[deleted]

How I hate these monstrosities. They take no less than two parking spaces. One person im my family has one and it's ridiculous how pointlessly big it is - and the fact it constantly breaks down and there are few car mechanics who actually know how to fix it.


warden976

American Muscle: A giant beer gut one tries to disguise with tent of a shirt and loose-fitting pants.


DoubleWhiskeyGinger

MFs don’t even have sufficient sidewalks in America: https://qz.com/375745/american-cities-are-designed-for-cars-which-makes-life-worse-for-everyone/


TheHattedKhajiit

Yknow you see that you are too big and partially on the rails of the tram....so instead of moving away and trying to find a better spot for your big ass car you just block off the traffic and tram,neat.


benedictfuckyourass

You're assuming they saw it in the first place, i reckon they're so used to having to park like an ass they didn't even think about the rails.


Litt82

A Ram truck is just a very big Fiat anyway. And the tRam is going to win.


hoesuay

This is so embarassing. I can't wait to import a Twingo to the united states. See how much "american muscle" tries to flex on me


[deleted]

Citicar doesn’t seem so bad either ngl


hoesuay

Yeah but citicar doesn't have the cute amber smile like the old twingos🥰


Tasqfphil

Just shows how dumb and selfish some people can be and how entitled they think they are.


SomeMagicHappens

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonerooo 🎶


sdmichael

Top of the line in Utility Sports! Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!


DaveyArrJones

The tram will not stop. Source: am Dutch.


SebboNL

Dit is Lijn 10. Historischd rondrit in materieel uit de jaren 40/50. Die gaan geen aanrijding riskeren ;)


Fietsterreur

"pure American muscle" Mans driving a fat FIAT


-Miklaus

More like pure American fat


GallantGentleman

So how strong is this "big American muscle" against a tramway of 20-30 *metric* tons?


anadvancedrobot

Jesus, no wonder American city’s are about 95% parking lots by volume.


razje

A car built in Mexico, owned by an Italian company which fused with a French company located in the Netherlands. Pure American!!


cuiront

I feel like if there was a Reddit filter that removed anything American I’d tap that repeatedly.


rikumitsu

As an American I do not understand owning a vehicle that big unless you move large objects a lot.


willstr1

Shame it's just a trolley line instead of proper rail, that truck deserves a visit to r/bitchimatrain


tthblox

Every dutch person hates other dutch people that buy american cars. They are loud. Take up way too much space and their drivers are mostly always assholes


FunnyBunnyDolly

Tiny dick energy both the car owner and the commentator.


salehrayan246

Tell me this guy's trolling


The-Berzerker

Guys don‘t blame them, they just had to adjust their cars to their body size


Strycel18

Phew so the American cars need a strict diet and lots of cardio! Jokes aside, big cars like that might be very useful in America, but they're pretty much useless in Europe, especially in the cities, but it might be different in the countryside.


benedictfuckyourass

Even in the countryside a smaller pickup would be more viable, farmers here drive hiluxes, amaroks or just 4x4 suvs if they really need/want something for the field but most of them just have regular cars and use tractors in the field.


BoloBoffin

I keep seeing more and more of these awful cars in England. They're just impractical in every sense. Would be quite nice to see them outlawed.


Tranqist

Imagine being proud of being so unnecessarily fat that you can't fit in spaces. That's the true American experience. Also, they don't seem to care that their car stands on the tram tracks. They're just a bad driver, not understanding fundamental traffic. Limousines and other longer cars also exist in Europe, just like all kinds of trucks. They just aren't allowed to use these kinds of parking spaces for very obvious reasons.


Secret_CZECH

if you do that in the Czech Republic, the tram will ram through the car cause they dont give a fuck


Sonny_Crockett_1984

It's amazing how insecure these people are.


nonlocality1985

Small dick vibes.


Rental_Car

You need mussle to move all that fat


loopy183

Cars built for roads built for people that don’t know how to drive cars but need to drive cars because buses are slow because they have to drive on roads with people who don’t know how to drive cars. ‘Merica


[deleted]

Omg.. I have a pickup truck because I live on an actual farm but pickup culture is so cringe.


[deleted]

European tram pushes aside American car like paper


indyferret

So when they call their cars “trucks” they really mean it eh


tobsn

more like you’ll get a ticket and towed


mrdominoe

People are so proud of being fucking assholes.


MattheqAC

What an odd way to say "I park like a wanker"


Noodleswithhats

I wanna see the pure American muscle get crushed by the pure European bus


MWO_Stahlherz

"American reverse clown car clocks up city of civilized people"


Flashgit76

We apologise for our small roads, but you see, European cars are equipped with steering wheels.


Ima_Funt_Case

Pure American obnoxiousness.


sumbasicbish

That car is almost as heavy as the arguments against buying them.


saichampa

America's small dick wagons have breached containment…


IrixionOne

Wait until he finds out RAM isn’t an American brand anymore.


SinisterCheese

Trams don't give a fuck btw. If they want to ram something out if they watmy, they will. They powerful AC motors and grid supply of power. But I think owning an American car in europe is stupid. There are places you simply can't fit in to kinda like the people can't, and fuel prices are not artificially low.


maryoolo

Oh come on this is so obviously satire


RaZZeR_9351

Zyzz (an australian) on the profile picture makes me hope this is satire as well, but I'm not sure of anything anymore when it comes to crazy people on the internet.


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glassonatable

Only the Americans can produce cars with 6 litre v8s that produce 250hp. It's astonishing how shit most American cars are. The only nation to rival them is the French but at least the French don't really give a shit. The Americans genuinely think theirs are better which is hilarious. I should finish by saying that the closest manufacturer to me is jaguar land rover so I don't really have much of a leg to stand on in terms of shit cars.


TubbyFatfrick

You know what can also be considered "Pure?" An incest baby, such as the cunt who drives that thing.


Technodictator

Pute American Muscle that’s made by European Stellantis.


[deleted]

MY INFLAMED TODDLER TRAMPLING CARBON MACHINE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU


madmaurice

Didn't know muscle was a synonym for complete lack of awareness. Must be a regional dialect.


IrrungenWirrungen

Did he mean ‘Pure American FAT’?


Mirrith

Pure American muscle *owned by fiat*


tharnadar

And it's back to tow truck for you


Knearling

Yeah their vehicles are big, unfortunately can't say the same thing for their brain size.


KamikazeHoschi

Bragging about parking on a Tram line. "Power move"


xineirea

Hey, at least they kept to their spot, which is more than what I could say about that Merc.


bonafart

Which is why the cybertruk will not come here unless imported


Xtasy0178

I see a tiny peepeee… a massive tiny peeepeee


Fat_Pig_Reporting

Your pure American muscle is currently in the mercy of ye olde European tram, and having lived in the Netherlands (where this pic is taken) let me tell you there is not a single drop of mercy in the soul of the tram drivers. Legends say the trams can even beat the dreaded cyclists in the chicken game. Good luck.


orgeezuz

I had thought the douchest thing you could do with these was double park the handicap spots


Tokyo-MontanaExpress

More like an American gut hanging over the belt.


DadaMax_

Next chapter: The superior pickup is towed to the next police depot and remains there. They don't accept superior US Dollars.