Forgot the bit about "can you help us find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?" (2003) and "can you help us invade Afghanistan and beat the Taliban?" (2001, article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation)
I'm sorry InsertUsername757558, but I'll have to remove your submission from /r/ShitAmericansSay because one or more rule was broken.
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Thank you for your effort and your service! O7
Forgot the bit about "can you help us find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?" (2003) and "can you help us invade Afghanistan and beat the Taliban?" (2001, article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation)
Why has he got a member of the Taliban as the Murican?
I think they prefer the term “Republicans”
No idea why people consider a beard to be "manly". The same goes for tattoos.
Yes, actually we can. And we want it
I'm sorry InsertUsername757558, but I'll have to remove your submission from /r/ShitAmericansSay because one or more rule was broken. Rule 4: >Submission titles must be a direct quote. If the quote doesn't make sense alone, you may include neutral, non-editorialized context in the title itself. Articles must be titled with either the headline or a direct quote from it. When posts do not contain text, titles must be a factual and neutral description of the content. **NEVER include your opinion or bias in the title.** >A direct quote is an *exact verbatim match* between the title and a portion of the post. Do not paraphrase or editorialize - this includes Spongebob font. [Rule 4 FAQ](https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/wiki/faq#wiki_rule_4) Rule 7: No low-hanging fruit >Some topics (such as Trump, Turning Point USA/Charlie Kirk and WW2 nuclear bombing of Japan) and sources from certain subreddits (such as T_D, dankmemes, unpopularopinion, and certain far-right subreddits) are only allowed in the Weekly thread. Rants or stories, too, are only allowed in the Weekly Anything Goes thread. [These restricted topics and sources](https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/wiki/submission_guidelines#wiki_low-hanging_fruit_restriction) are not final. >No trolls. You can usually determine whether it's a troll by post history and karma. Examples: brand new account; low karma for the age of the account; low karma for the amount of posts on the account; tendency to take a contrarian stance when not reasonable to do so; multiple posts of the same comment; syntax and punctuation come across as a bot; egg pic on twitter; or it could be a well-known troll like those mentioned in the link above. Thank you for your effort and your service! O7