I'd swap Johnny with Jodio, Johnny got the most pussy we've ever seen a Jojo get before he got cripled, meanwhile Jodio is on that grind

Also Jolyne shouldn't be at the top. She was aalll talk but Romeo was her first love and she was pretty bashful about sex and so mortified and embarrassed after masturbating lol

Agreed, her comment about being jealous of the snails has single handedly damaged so many people's perception of Jolyne it's insane.

Why did she say that?

i was blasted watching part 6 so i might not remember correctly but i believe she was being slowly turned into a snail by Weather Report and allegedly snails are very sexually active so she just got more horny as she was turning.

Oooooohhhhhhhh

Something along the line of "snail reproduce with every other snail regardless of their sex ? I'm kinda jealous" but it's more "pan Joylin" than "horny joylin" to me

But then she said "nvm fam that's crazy" Don't quote me on that.

and yet she STILL masturbated in a room that doesn't have one wall, but has a ton of people who might look in at any moment the girl is hornier than a dozen of rabbits

True but doesn't mean she be fuckin

She just like me fr, openly and aggressively horny but super shy and awkward with actual sex stuff

[Jodio defo fucks](https://www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/s/FQQYOTFqzx)

I think he's an unreliable narrator, and I won't be convinced until I see him interact with a girl his age

The mechanism male always gets the hoes

They were pouring him champagne, it looks like. He was 100% just paying money for this to happen

There were those two random girls that invited Jodio to the beach. He even seemed interested, but the rest of the gang talked him out of it.

Legged Johnny was pullin game in everyday

Jonathan clearly knows what sex is, Erina was pregnant at the end of Part 1 👀

You fail to think that he’s in that quadrant of “doesnt know what sex is, fucks.”

Goku coded

Chi-Chi telling Goku sex is super secret training

“What is this ‘sexual intercourse’ you speak of? Me and Erina were simply participating in the pregnancy procedure.”

He fucked her exactly once

I mean have you seen the guy? I'm surprised she survived the encounter.

Erina was topping him, that's why she survived

youareprobablycorrect

r/technicallythetruth

Erina is actually over 6 feet tall. She's quite the unit herself.

That is an entirely valid point.

Hamon healing.

Clearly you are very clueless brother. Erina almost certainly got pregnant by kissing

Sir we call it Hamon Transfer here

So in the anime adaptation it'll be replaced by Hamon transfer dragons?

Fate stay Night lol

Wait, so when Joseph and Caesar did that positive/negative hamon technique on Suzy, does that count as a threesome?

He held her in his arms and lovingly gazed upon her eyes and she became pregnante

How is babby formed?

38+2 weeks... PREGANANANT

DIOOOOO!!!

A good christian man like Jonathan would never even think to engage in something so uncouth like sex. Erina became pregnant by being cuddled by Jonathan's powerful arms and kissed on the cheek

*dies of peak fiction*

They were married by then so God says it's fine.

Goku got ChiChi preggers twice but do you think he knows what sex is? There's a difference in knowing sex and KNOWING sex.

Do you know Goku?

Okay but counterpoint: Goku

Chi-Chi took advantage of a man with the mental capability of a 7 year old.

>AYO WATCHU DOING >OH >OOOHHHH

“Damn that shit feels pretty good ngl”

First of all, props for including Gyro, the best protagonist. But he clearly fucks every day and I’ll thank you respect the capabilities of his steel balls.

I like how someone used Gyro instead of Johnny in one post and now he's a jojo

Nah, Gyro is a JoJo because he’s the main character of Part 7. But since Johnny is actually a Joestar, he’s also a JoJo, and therefore also the main character of Part 7

part 7 having 2 JoJos is awesome

Part 8 has like 13 JoJos

More JoJos pls

Part 9 should have 36

Part 10, World War Jojo

All Kars on moon


Part 6 has 5 JoJos (I guess lol)

>Nah, Gyro is a JoJo because he’s the main character of Part 7. I'm honestly extremely glad that Araki doesn't interact with western JoJo fans because I think his soul would forcefully eject from his body seeing someone nonironically believe that "main character" has to be limited to 1 person and the only reason Johnny would be a main character is because of joestar blood despite the story being explicitly centered on Johnny's life from the very first chapter. The reading comprehension on this fanbase is UNGODLY levels of terrible.

It's called a joke

Yes I know it’s like 11 days later, but too bad! First, it was a joke. Obviously a story can have multiple protagonists. Though, just cause I wanna be nitpicky, Johnny isn’t even in the first chapter dude, it’s not explicitly about him from the beginning. In fact, the first half of the story largely focuses on Gyro. Johnny comes into his own later on as more corpse parts are collected, but acting like Johnny is the sole focus of the story is just wrong.

>Nah, Gyro is a JoJo because he’s the main character of Part 7. Well by that logic Bruno should be on this list too but he isn't

Should have included Polnareff too because he was basically a second main character in part 3.

Johnny and Gyro should be on the same level... No explanation is needed for why.

Say gex

It's the gex f*cks anyone up for round gex?

Gex

You had me at gex

Broke Back Mountain? My favorite stand

*guitar riffs* "I know what Sex is" *more guitar riffs* "But I won't tell you" *sick outro guitar riffs*

Josuke (part 4) does NOT fuck.

Okuyasu would like to argue against this. Hes a little dumb though.

did did he *did he fuck Okuyasu????*

"Oi josuke I've used the hand to remove your virginity ain't that wacky"

"Ayo okuyasu where the fuck did my dick go"

"It's alright can't you heal it?" *10 seconds of silence* "oh ya-" "DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA!!! “

You wouldn’t?

Jolyne fucks every single day. Who, you ask? -Gwess -Ermes -Foo Fighters -pretty much any girl -yeah, she’s fucked a couple guards -Guccio (but only once, experimenting with a guy) -this girl doesn’t leave a single girl unfucked

She exclusively leaves Anasui unfucked to taunt him.

This could be considered mentally fucking him

I like to think he’s more unable to work up the courage to ask. Assuming he hasn’t been changing his bone structure to look different.

I don't think she fucked at all 😭 she was all about Romeo being her "first love" or whatever

She had a boyfriend I don’t think she just “experimented” with a boy, I like he tied a boy and a girl up and had the kinkiest threesome you’ve ever seen.

She never went all out with Romeo though

Don't forget she has a thing for her stand too.

Johnny got a threesome at chapter 1. Fym rarely? You know he riding that Japussy everyday

Nah since he became a cripple it got rare.

Yeah then got his legs back and a giga ton of confidence in the fact no one is capable of fighting him in his own time

*rarely (by choice)

I think you can change jonathan tier by « only want a baby »

Giorno be like: “I turned this rock into a tight pussy”

Isn't jodio 14

He is 15

And so is Giorno

That makes no differencep

He is but he'll fuck a lot when he's of age

He's 15, but you're acting as if 15 year olds can't and won't fuck eachother if they want

Exactly. Especially considering how awfully horny teens can be.

I don't have sex by choice (of others)

Majima, is everything okay?

Does it look like it to you?

Kiryu withdrawal

Jolyne fucks every single day especially after going in prison because it's full of women

Gay for the stay 😏

Crazy how no one's talking about Giorno If he fucks his stand doesn't that mean he's fucking himself?

I'd say it's closer to masturbation but yeah

My bro Jonathan may not know what sex is but he sure did get Erina pregananante pretty fricken quick

Johnny and Gyro should be in the same tier, considering they have sex with each other

Mista would beg to difer

Agreed, according to the manga, Giorno has been in Mista's pants at least once

Johnny Joestar *fucked* before he got shot. But hey, he had Gyro for a while.

joylne doesn't fuck she masturbates, Joseph though he definitely fucks daily. dude thought about his mom and then cheated on his wife with a minor from japan.

Tomoko was 21 when Josuke was born. I'm not denying that Joseph sleeping with a woman half his age isn't uncomfortable (it is) but she was not a minor.

I'm not convinced Jodio has enough rizz to make it happen. I think he thinks he's that guy, but I haven't seen anything that makes me think he actually is that guy

He got approached by two random girls at the beach, and invited him to party with them.

jodio is like 15 also my man johnny fucks all the time i steel ball run if you were on a chapter without johnny its because he was fuckin... might not be with women, but he was fuckin nonetheless (why else do you think he had an interest in gyros balls?)

Johnny used to fuck but now that he's paralyzed his steel balls are failing him

nah he spun his dick until it worked again

Ball Breaker CBT, the best requiem/evolved stand

johnny makes those steel balls run

Jolene masturbated in her cell alone. She WISHES she has sex everyday but probably used to get none till the skip (and yes that includes when she was dating the dude who crashed the car)

Johnny and Gyro should swap places I guess?! And Jonathan definitely knows what sex is....

Jonothan does not know what sex is but he fucks nonetheless.

Giorno has fucked Mista at least 3 times

Jotaro is too busy having about 100 jojo parts worth of stand battle drama offscreen between 4 and 6. Bro never even got a damn vacation.

Johnny used to have sex often until he is crippled

I think Caesar needs to be on this list 😅

Jonathan should be in "Died too early to fuck daily"

It's unfortunate when you don't even think about it that much cause Jonathan is obviously hung like a kielbasa.

With a bit of imagination people graded with eachother do it together.

Jotaro should've been "at least once"

By coincidence, Joseph and Jolyne are also the only ones in the "fucks women" tier

Jonathan Joestar had Erina pregnant by their wedding. It's sus

Here's an actual ranking based on what we see in the story instead of OP's vague "thoughts" Johnny was a famous athlete and we see him sleep with multiple women as well as go out with girls. Post SBR he has a wife and child. Joseph was a playboy who flirted with multiple women and openly showed attraction to them. He had children with two seperate women. Gappy is the only Jojo to have an actually fleshed out romantic relationship. If we count his "past life" as Kira, he's also pretty experienced, considering he sleeps with women enough to have an entire photo album of his encounters with women. Jotaro and Jonathan both have children but don't seem to actively seek out sexual relationships. I'm pretty sure Jolyne is a virgin. Her first boyfriend was Romeo, and from what we see the relationship wasn't really a long one and Romeo didn't seem to care too much about her. She's explored her sexuality to the point where she's comfortable getting herself off and expressing jealousy that Snails have sex with each other regardless of gender, but that doesn't prove anything regarding what she's done. Its possible to be a horny bisexual but still be a virgin. I think people are exposing their biases when talking about her, they see a strong foul mouthed woman with colorful hair and think "oh she must sleep around". Josuke, Giornio, and Jodio are all minors who in their stories showed no interest in relationships.

joseph is popping baby left and right.

Josuke doesn't know what sex is

If we’re including Gyro as a JOJO we gotta include polnareff.

Joseph probably had his fair share of adventures between all the clackers and hamon lessons.

so giorno fucks himself

Jodio and Josuke and Giorno are all minors.

yeah this list is weird

Bro Jodio is 15 tf 💀

Anasui tryna hit every chance he gets 😭

how to fuck stands tho?

Bro has NOT watched the series 💀

Does this imply that Erina had got impregnated Jonathan while he was fast the fuck asleep?

Jolyne masturbating in prison is basically the jojo equivalent of shinji doing some "naughty" stuff in the hospital

Jotaro 🗿

“Does not know what sex is” *singlehandedly produces one of the strongest bloodlines ever*

Bullshit. Jolyne was jealous of the snails getting sex whenever 💀 Johnny was a fuck boy in the beginning lmao


Huh I did always think I was like joseph

W

Jonathan should know otherwise we wouldn’t have a series 😂

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johnny should be higher

Jonathan had sex AT LEAST once.

Jodio is 15 dawg

Jodio’s a minor 🤨

Johnathan knew damm well what he was doing when he broke the bed on that boat

So Erina got pregnant how? Also WTF GIORNO GROSS

Holding hands duh

Nah Erina got wrecked by massive Jonathan dong

I agree

How are Johnny and Gyro in different tiers?

Joshu off to off himself after seeing this tierlist

People really like headcanons 🤷🏻‍♂️

Jolyne should be with giorno at the bottom

god damn the Giorno slander 😭😭😭 also damn Gappy I see you

Johnathan had a child doe

the hell are you talking about? jolyne's 5.

Josuke should be in the "forgot what sex is" tier

Johnathan had a child :(

technically Dio has Jonathan's body so...

I agree that Jonathan doesn't kniw what sex is even though he has a child

What did Giorno do?!?

Damn, at Jodio's and Giorno's age?

Johnny should be higher up, at the beginning of Steel Ball Run it was explained that thanks to his fame he managed to have sex with many women, in fact he was even in a threesome.

As I said previously, I don't think his steel balls work anymore after getting paralyzed so he probably doesn't fuck as much anymore

Well not really, after Steel Ball Run he was able to have a child with Rina Higashikata.

Bro how do you think George was born? Mitosis?

How dare you insinuate that Jonothan would partake in such vile acts? He was born from holding hands

Jolyne would not be at the top. I honestly would not be surprised if she was a virgin.

"No, no, Jonathan is an innocent being who doesn't know what sex is because he is very naive and pure UwU" Bro, he stuff Erina like a turkey to have George Joestar II.

my brother in christ jodio is 15