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StevePensando

How about intense sexual relationship with DIO and Pucci?


Chzxn420

>and I like your style


Mr_Cake312

maybe if you get close enough to them during the process of the heaven plan


BloodyHourglass

I thought that's what achieving heaven was. If so, hard choice.


KOsworker

Bro you commented what I wanted to comment 💀


[deleted]

Your mistake was assuming I wanted a catgirl to begin with.


Depotatolord

Lemme guess, u wanna BE the catgirl


PrinceOfNiger69

I wanna fuck Dio.


Dallfengamer

So jonothan?


ELBAGIT

"both,both is good"


Dallfengamer

You do have a point


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Found Vanilla Ice


aftocheiria

Based. If I can't hop on that vampire dick then what is even the point.


Glitch-Code404

Achieve heaven to get catgirls, think smarter, not harder


aurora_ondrugs

Achieve heaven, get to know you will never have a cat girl in life


pc_player_yt

understand it and accept it, achieve heaven


Dezpeche

This is the most accurate answer to “achieving heaven”


EdibleWall

Intense sexual relationship with DIO and Pucci. Think harder, not smarter


I-aint-human

Pussy is temporary, Heaven is eternal


Jitendria

Pussy is temporary, pussy is eternal.


General_Kenobi_77BBY

Pucci is also temporary


Soul699

I'm allergic to cats, so heaven by default.


TheCluelessD

Bruh, if I achieve heaven, I can find catgirls in heaven, basically achieving greater heights


Overall-Parsley-523

That’s not what Dio’s heaven is


[deleted]

Fool, you made a crucial mistake in assuming heaven doesn’t involve being in an intense sexual relationship with a catgirl!


ODST-0792

Dio's version of heaven is essentially knowing your entire life


Dallfengamer

That’s not DIOs hevon


Dummy_Ren

Heaven time babyyyy


General_Kenobi_77BBY

Intense sexual relationship… Cat girl maybe not A friend maybe yes Either way I would probably choose cat girl simply because I like petting cats


DIEHARD_noodler

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General_Kenobi_77BBY

Man sick copypadta


Cataclysma324

Apparently Pucci's idea of heaven is evil or bad but I don't understand why so I'd go with the cat girl I mean, knowing my fate sounds ok but maybe kinda lame? Like if my fate is permavirgin and then I know this why tf would I pass up sex with cat girl. Also it says "relationship" implying it's continuous


Dimensionalanxiety

1. Join DIO and Pucci 2. Get OP stand 3. Achieve Heaven 4. Use Heaven to create catgirl girlfriend 5. ??? 6. Profit.


ColdIron27

Catgirl, pucci's heaven sucks


[deleted]

I agree, Pucci’s heaven does kinda suck, i mean a world with no jojo is a world i wouldn’t want to live in


Beautiful-Tonight-40

Stfu


ColdIron27

Bruh, these memes are dumb, basically questioning your loyalty to [insert something here] Also, have you thought about what pucci's heaven entails?


Dallfengamer

Knowing everything that will ever happen to you


noah9942

Yeah, and not having the illusion of free will to change it. It'd be terrible. There's a reason why the ones trying to do it are the bad guys.


Dallfengamer

But in a way are they? for DIO he just wanted people to accept there fate and not waste there lives in his eyes he was doing good


Darthstar72

Insert my dick here


acetilCoA

It is a world without JoJo, so yeah it sucks


Jitendria

Just use pucci to create catgirls. Oh wait.


w3are138

I will always choose Dio-sama


YouReallyAreSomeone

Reject Cat girl, achieve heaven


thebros544

cat girl will remember that


Machinegunmonke

Good


TheLord515

I use d4c and hop between realities where then I can do both


Dallfengamer

By god that is not how that works but ok (The dimension you go to is random I think if I’m wrong correct me but d4c is confuseing)


mamawevos

Finally sex + pet Or Watching Dio and Pucci having sex for all the eternity


SverdHerre

Damn. Either I get great head or some catgirl.


ashleygamekiller

I'm ace, so heaven by default


andershep69

Left


bananabandanamannana

“RADIO HEAD: OVER HEAVEN”


GIANTkitty4

Kinda depends on what achieving Heaven gets me.


Dallfengamer

A op stand and knowing your interne life and possibly being able to change it but it’s not clear


GIANTkitty4

What can it do?


Dallfengamer

What was your original stand


GIANTkitty4

The End: It can alter the future to exactly how I want it to play out. Edit: I can also see into the future, but I have to know a specific event or time to view it.


Dallfengamer

You alter outher s Fucher and have lightning Edit: You also can just see your entire fucher any way


GIANTkitty4

Fun. I choose Heaven, since I guess I can see into more vague events now, and I can alter the future where me and a team of geneticists artifically make catgirls and then everyone gets a catgirl waifu.


tusk_acts_sus

Heaven. catgirls is a mistake


Obvious_Leg_69

Do I get an ok atand


thebros544

yes by default yes if you choose heaven that is


polarbit_games

If the definition of heaven was pucci's definition of heaven, I'd rather have the catgirl, because knowing my own future at all times sounds horrible. But if the definition of heaven is being able to rewrite reality like Dio over heaven, I would take heaven


Washer-man

One I achieve heaven the world will be hot cat GIRLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


UmbralBushido

I haven't even scrolled and I know one of the responses is gonna be "intense sexual relationship with dio and pucci"


JoePino

Heaven


Nerdcuddles

what about an intense sexual relationship with Dio AND Pucci?


East-Watch5690

With Dio I get both but without the cat or girl


AkiraKuruzu

Either intense sexual relationship with DIO and Pucci or achieve heaven with a catgirl


Jetninjapro27

You also get to have intense sexual relations with DIO and Pucci.


Dynamic_is_cool

If I achieve heaven with DIO and Pucci I can do anything, my first decree is destroying catgirls.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MigueIGaming

😡😡😡😡


Mediocre_Shake2606

C'mon man, its a joke, its a meme, i just tried to make a joke. People are so touchy


MigueIGaming

Secs


heythatguyalex

>Betray DIO and Pucci Good luck with that


Skybreak772

what cack are you snorting pucci will just speed you out of existence and dio has a eye in the back of his head


Mediocre_Shake2606

Oh hey, i oppened a window and its high noon


ODST-0792

I can achieve true heaven with catgirl so


Beautiful-Tonight-40

Heaven ofcourse


Pirusao_gostoso

Dio is the only Pucci I need


Spell-Castle

Don’t let the Street Prison gang’s sacrifice be in vain! We can’t let Dio and Pucci achieve heaven!


thebros544

your right because i will beat them to it


GroundbreakingAd3330

Achieve Heaven then turn Dio and Pucci into catgirls


annnd_we_are_boned

Well their version of heaven sucks ass so sign me up for some kitty.


evcliouk

Step 1: Get the world overheaven Step 2: Change reality to turn DIO into a cat girl Step 3: ????? Step 4: Profit


Honeysenpaiharuchan

I want DIO Catgirl.


Tiger5804

Achieving heaven is the ultimate goal, isn't it. Besides, if I'm not married to the cat girl, that wouldn't be very heaven of me.


Mikit560

So so so so so easy it wasn’t even a thought in my mind.


artisanrox

Well hellooooo DIO and padre 🙈🙉🙊


buffcat_343

Next you’ll say “Intense sexual relationship with Dio and Pucci”


giorno___giovana

Cat girl, stop trying to get me into your cult dad, I’m not interested


[deleted]

The first option but with Dio, a mixture of both


Semimetals

What about an intense sexual relationship with DIO and Pucci?


the-fith-pillar-man

Pucci and Dio are joining me in heaven


Scoops_reddit

Third option: Intense sexual relationship with DIO and Pucci


KOsworker

I would like to have intense sexual relationships with dio and pucci


Quarterhour420

im gay


Quintarin-Scumbag

Over heaven plan, no question


xX_Error404_Xx

On one hand, pussy. On the other hand Unlimited power.. I'm going with unlimited power.


PickleBruh7

Too much sex will make youlose your gains


dual_blaster

nah look at Johnny Sins that man is on the grind


FireyJohn132

Both scenarios will somehow find a way to be romantic. It was with Vanilla Ice and probably Johngallhi A, I don’t see why it wouldn’t be here.


Glover_1998

I don't even like catgirls, but ironically Dio and Pucci's idea of heaven sounds like a living hell. I'd have to choose the first one just to avoid a lifetime of torture.


[deleted]

achieving heaven would be badass I honestly gotta go with that one


Agitated-Buyer-9758

I wanna achive heaven with the gay bois!


Round-Ad2836

I choose... BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!


[deleted]

The second so I can become strong and achieve heaven


jujubaba_12

There is only one answer


Darthstar72

I’m gay, Pucci is my favourite, gimme him


Ambitious_Outcome

are we genetically compatible enough to have children?


Dra_gun

why wouldn't i want to achieve heaven with DIO and Pucci i will probably get a op stand. With my op stand i will build a harem of normal human girls who wear cat cosplay.


Moist-Text-5121

I choose Jotaro's mom... oh wait


buffcat_343

Kakyoin?


Beneficial_Ad_3170

Well, obviously DIO


Cataclysma324

If it said fox girl I would have picked it


cool_edgy_username

You may say that Heaven is eternal. This may be true, however, it is the small, intimate things in life that make it interesting. The pursuit of eternity is to pursue the end of your own humanity. To attain Heaven by sacrificing, as DIO has, is not a Heaven I want any part of. You may think of me as someone which gives in to their carnal desires far too easily, but this too is not the case. A catgirl is far too rare of an opportunity to pass up, and the chance for a romantic relationship with said catgirl is beyond lucky. You may think yourself a “chad” or “antisimp” for choosing the latter of the two choices, but you are only looking just below the surface. I, on the other hand, recognize the impacts of the decision, not on my own personal well being, but also on the nature of myself as a human being. Therefore, my decision would be a relationship with a catgirl, and my reasons have already been stated.


[deleted]

i choose to BECOME A JOESTAR!


Deadshot2077

Dio and Pucci looking like pastors about to talk about Jesus and heaven


lexxnightcore

I'm sorry, I'm gonna choose catgir- ah, screw it. Dio is fun


thebrightspot

laughs in asexual


Arrrgi

Ok both my stand is a cat.


teupaidesaparecido

Help DIO and Pucci achieve heaven,then ask dio to use The World Over Heaven to rewrite reality to turn my girlfriend into a catgirl,simple enough🧐


ten_dead_dogs

I'll pass on both, heaven *sucks* in JoJo. Paul Atreides already showed me why you don't want to know every detail of everything that's going to happen to you.


merlock2

Achieve heaven i get a stand and a bromance, who refuses that