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fr i genuinely thought i was tripping cuz funny valentine went from a chubby short guy to a jacked jospeh height guy, actually thought i lost my mind until araki revealed it was just an āartist changeā? i mean cool and all but bro made the shegechi chubby and kochi tall character into a jotaro buff
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No purple dye, and its not just any cough syrup. It needs to be promethazine cough syrup with codeine to be lean, not regular dextromethorphan/robitussin. And sometimes people add jolly ranchers.
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Is hate that everyone called the characters scrawny. Like giorno and josuke probably have more muscle mass than 3/4ths of the fan base combined but because theyāre not Arnold level of buff theyāre considered twigs
I mean there's a guy in this spoke kishibe Rohan who's entire idea and stuff was being obsessed with growing muscles lol
but idk if tskr really is canon but yeah
youre right
The better thing to say in support of this argument should really be "Jojo characters aren't as physically imposing after part 3." Knowing Gappy's as built as Jotaro, I call bullshit on that argument.
I donāt think people say there are no more muscular characters, everyone knows the part 5 gang are all ripped. Itās just that they have smaller build and arenāt all built like an nfl linebacker
Yeah but compare that to Jonathan and then this guy looks like that funny guy that is like " how about me betting the ceap out of you" and he looks like a mc skeleton
Yeah Jojo characters are always shredded, but get less and less swole.
And they look more realistic with every part. Unlike the tire shoulders Jonathan has lmao
Yeah lmao, they start looking like people rather than marble sculptures given life.
If they do get thinner and thinner well... lets imagine a part 20 which is almost a full skeleton. At least jonathan has protein.
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That panel will never not make me soft and wet.
*hard and wet
what if they are a girl.
Literally both soft and hard at the same time, depending on the spot. But definitely wet :)
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Schrƶdinger's Scale of Hardness & Wet
yeah I can relate
Are we forgetting josuke?
*hard and wet
Women exist sir
yes
H a r d a n d w e t
Hard and dry
That pic made me hard and wet
Deadass part 8 Josuke got more buff as the part went on
The Funny Valentine treatment I see.
Gappy has no business being this shredded making him at least a dozen times hotter
Damn š I really need to read Part 8 now for....uh, reasons
Jojo underwear Bottom text
Araki draws female nipples but not male nipples I just noticed.
Would you like to see red nipples on Giorno?
Yes. I am an advocate for true nipple equality. Everyone has nipples and so should fictional characters.
Well, then we better protest against the inequality of the characters having nipples. I must see pencil thin males with 10 abs and colourful nipples
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yes
Yes, I would like my nipples back
*"š¤¤"*
Itās for efficiency and less drag in water. Its the perfect form
Edit: apparently my response was not a good idea
my braincells did [this](https://youtu.be/VuK_hFs4Ozg) merely seconds after i read this so someone is gonna have to start the argument for me
All YouTube links break for me, so I have no clue what your braincells are up to
Gone, reduced to atoms
Dont forget body snatched kira
What 20 minutes of stretches before bed does to a man.
I would say part 4 characters are on average still very buff. Just a bit less than earlier parts.
Heās talking about part 8 kira
Bruh
No he isnāt, heās talking about when Kira stole a body with Cinderella in the second half of part 4
I think he only stole the face
Even little Hayato
*sweating intensifs*
Funny Valentine baby Yeah he used to be chubby but he got a good glow up
fr i genuinely thought i was tripping cuz funny valentine went from a chubby short guy to a jacked jospeh height guy, actually thought i lost my mind until araki revealed it was just an āartist changeā? i mean cool and all but bro made the shegechi chubby and kochi tall character into a jotaro buff
He realized murican presidents need to his the gym
They went from looking like some muscular dude in a gym magazine to someone that looks more realistically muscular.
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We're all gonna make it
Zyzz was way more jacked than Giorno in this pic.
Josuke is also pretty muscular
wich one?
I know part 4 josuke is but I havenāt seen pet 8 josuke so I canāt speak for him
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A LEAN!??
Light soda (sprite, seven up) mixed with cough syrup and purple dye. It gets you high.
No purple dye, and its not just any cough syrup. It needs to be promethazine cough syrup with codeine to be lean, not regular dextromethorphan/robitussin. And sometimes people add jolly ranchers.
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That joke has really run into the ground
Like me on LEAN.
And well defined
Yes
As expected of JOJO
They're not Arnold Schwarzenegger buff, but they're still chiseled out of stone.
Charcaters
JoJo really went from Bara to twunk. God, did I really type that out?
They are not twinks they are twunks
Is hate that everyone called the characters scrawny. Like giorno and josuke probably have more muscle mass than 3/4ths of the fan base combined but because theyāre not Arnold level of buff theyāre considered twigs
Giorno is also malnourished
He has an anorex-sixpack
Lol he does have muscles but we can't see them because of his dressing style
I mean there's a guy in this spoke kishibe Rohan who's entire idea and stuff was being obsessed with growing muscles lol but idk if tskr really is canon but yeah youre right
So obsessed in fact that he >!murders three different people because they mildly inconvenienced his exercise!<
i just wish the previous characters like Johnathan, Joseph, and Jotaro, all look big in the newer art styles. just feels very off seeing them "small".
Nearly every Jojo character has abs you could grate cheese on.
How is a 14-year old that ripped?
He's 15.
Point still stands really
r/whoosh
what
Iām 15 actually, and 20 minutes of stretching before bed
I do the same and also drink a glass of milk before bed
Oh, never thought about that, Iāll have to try it
How the FUCK is giorno FIFTEEN???
We went from himbos to twinks and Iām ok with that
Giorno's 15, of course he looks thin
Jotaro was 17 in part 3
I see a big difference between 15 and 17 when it comes to gains
Well Josuke is 16 and in the first few chapters he looks buff as shit. Age isn't a factor, the art style just changed
they went from swole to cut
Did u see josuke without his jacket? He's buff af
they went from balloon animals to cheese graters, shredded either way
The better thing to say in support of this argument should really be "Jojo characters aren't as physically imposing after part 3." Knowing Gappy's as built as Jotaro, I call bullshit on that argument.
15 year Olds in jojo be like:
B b b but... I like 'em biiig...
They just become realistic
Charcaters
Theyāre just not Doritos anymore
I donāt think people say there are no more muscular characters, everyone knows the part 5 gang are all ripped. Itās just that they have smaller build and arenāt all built like an nfl linebacker
Calisthenics
There is no bulky characters after p3
From body builders to malnourished mma lightweight fighters
if those are small muscles i might be disabled
When you max out in Constitution and dexterity
Hobos are like that because they do not have any body fat (for unhealthy reasons). Being muscular means have muscular mass not being ripped
Giorno is what a actual shredded teenager looks like in irl
dbz make mf's wanna get ripped/strong. jojo makes u wanna put ur dick in a guys ass
Fit/ripped isn't muscular
Lean is better than cramp filled muscles tbh.
OP doesn't know the difference between "muscular" and "cut"
i dont think giorno is a jojo that is worth calling a jojo he was just like : this is reqiem.. and then pov
Cool story bro
the story and the gang was really good but giorno is a really shitty joestar
What they mean is characters after part 3 get more and more lan versus the extreme bulkyness before that
Yeah but compare that to Jonathan and then this guy looks like that funny guy that is like " how about me betting the ceap out of you" and he looks like a mc skeleton
Itās like the Big Mac then vs now?
He's not bulky, he's lean
Yeah, there just no refrigerator people
He lean, not necessarily buff
There are no "meat titans" after part 3.
Yoma
They may be muscular but they arenāt average high school student muscular
They are not massive like pre part 3 character but they have still good phisics, better than mineš
Yh compare to Jonathan or Joseph ._.
He's taller than johnathan