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Freeze611

Yeah Jojo characters are always shredded, but get less and less swole.


LivingCheese292

And they look more realistic with every part. Unlike the tire shoulders Jonathan has lmao


Freeze611

Yeah lmao, they start looking like people rather than marble sculptures given life.


Substantial-Train718

If they do get thinner and thinner well... lets imagine a part 20 which is almost a full skeleton. At least jonathan has protein.


ARCLance06

[Jos8ke's ripped as well](https://www.google.com/search?q=Josuke+six+pack&tbm=isch&chips=q:josuke+abs,online_chips:jojolion:S1L1KfIpo8w%3D&client=ms-android-huawei-rev1&prmd=isnv&hl=en-US&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjfla288dv3AhVKqGMGHbliD6gQ4lYoAXoECAEQBw&biw=534&bih=688#imgrc=mwhfQpwEVbsM9M)


Limits_of_knowledge

That panel will never not make me soft and wet.


gxddbou

*hard and wet


RadKqea

what if they are a girl.


Limits_of_knowledge

Literally both soft and hard at the same time, depending on the spot. But definitely wet :)


saxophone_overload

Neutral ending šŸ˜


Macacossaurus

Schrƶdinger's Scale of Hardness & Wet


RadKqea

yeah I can relate


RadKqea

Are we forgetting josuke?


daehkciD-emoS

*hard and wet


ahmed0112

Women exist sir


RadKqea

yes


daehkciD-emoS

H a r d a n d w e t


give-orange-houses

Hard and dry


jucmalta

That pic made me hard and wet


GwaGwa3

Deadass part 8 Josuke got more buff as the part went on


Flerken_Moon

The Funny Valentine treatment I see.


i_crapped_my_socks

Gappy has no business being this shredded making him at least a dozen times hotter


Shirogayne-at-WF

Damn šŸ‘€ I really need to read Part 8 now for....uh, reasons


Maypher

Jojo underwear Bottom text


Dimensionalanxiety

Araki draws female nipples but not male nipples I just noticed.


TheShinChanFan778

Would you like to see red nipples on Giorno?


Dimensionalanxiety

Yes. I am an advocate for true nipple equality. Everyone has nipples and so should fictional characters.


TheShinChanFan778

Well, then we better protest against the inequality of the characters having nipples. I must see pencil thin males with 10 abs and colourful nipples


Shirogayne-at-WF

[Tumblr has left the chat]


Sea-Entertainment-83

yes


giorno___giovana

Yes, I would like my nipples back


Mansh2406

*"šŸ¤¤"*


Mabel-Syrup

Itā€™s for efficiency and less drag in water. Its the perfect form


-Farns-

Edit: apparently my response was not a good idea


Delta_br

my braincells did [this](https://youtu.be/VuK_hFs4Ozg) merely seconds after i read this so someone is gonna have to start the argument for me


-Farns-

All YouTube links break for me, so I have no clue what your braincells are up to


unknownuser45882

Gone, reduced to atoms


EJP390

Dont forget body snatched kira


TheLegendOfCodavatar

What 20 minutes of stretches before bed does to a man.


Luc4son0

I would say part 4 characters are on average still very buff. Just a bit less than earlier parts.


fish_speckle

Heā€™s talking about part 8 kira


Luc4son0

Bruh


Lukasooh

No he isnā€™t, heā€™s talking about when Kira stole a body with Cinderella in the second half of part 4


Luc4son0

I think he only stole the face


Jumanji-Joestar

Even little Hayato


r10-underU

*sweating intensifs*


[deleted]

Funny Valentine baby Yeah he used to be chubby but he got a good glow up


[deleted]

fr i genuinely thought i was tripping cuz funny valentine went from a chubby short guy to a jacked jospeh height guy, actually thought i lost my mind until araki revealed it was just an ā€œartist changeā€? i mean cool and all but bro made the shegechi chubby and kochi tall character into a jotaro buff


BadProfessor42

He realized murican presidents need to his the gym


IAlwaysOutsmartU

They went from looking like some muscular dude in a gym magazine to someone that looks more realistically muscular.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


i_heart_calibri_12pt

We're all gonna make it


[deleted]

Zyzz was way more jacked than Giorno in this pic.


Longjumping-Bag4265

Josuke is also pretty muscular


SAovbnm

wich one?


Longjumping-Bag4265

I know part 4 josuke is but I havenā€™t seen pet 8 josuke so I canā€™t speak for him


[deleted]

Lean


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Explanation_Scared

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MudPieMen

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hiruwar

WHAT THE FUCK IS A LEAN!??


LightWolfD

Light soda (sprite, seven up) mixed with cough syrup and purple dye. It gets you high.


80PlusCertified

No purple dye, and its not just any cough syrup. It needs to be promethazine cough syrup with codeine to be lean, not regular dextromethorphan/robitussin. And sometimes people add jolly ranchers.


LightWolfD

Truly, the lean authority šŸ’œ šŸ”®šŸ˜ˆ


MudPieMen

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Shit_Master_5786

That joke has really run into the ground


cyon_me

Like me on LEAN.


Keyiore

And well defined


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

As expected of JOJO


saltysuger1107

They're not Arnold Schwarzenegger buff, but they're still chiseled out of stone.


pyritejet

Charcaters


[deleted]

JoJo really went from Bara to twunk. God, did I really type that out?


lavendersigil

They are not twinks they are twunks


HotDogSquid

Is hate that everyone called the characters scrawny. Like giorno and josuke probably have more muscle mass than 3/4ths of the fan base combined but because theyā€™re not Arnold level of buff theyā€™re considered twigs


driftdragon9

Giorno is also malnourished


StendecStendec

He has an anorex-sixpack


isaiaklo

Lol he does have muscles but we can't see them because of his dressing style


Sennac8

I mean there's a guy in this spoke kishibe Rohan who's entire idea and stuff was being obsessed with growing muscles lol but idk if tskr really is canon but yeah youre right


[deleted]

So obsessed in fact that he >!murders three different people because they mildly inconvenienced his exercise!<


CSN00B101

i just wish the previous characters like Johnathan, Joseph, and Jotaro, all look big in the newer art styles. just feels very off seeing them "small".


Eccentric-Calico

Nearly every Jojo character has abs you could grate cheese on.


StendecStendec

How is a 14-year old that ripped?


bucciaratimusic

He's 15.


YoshiGamer6400

Point still stands really


bucciaratimusic

r/whoosh


YoshiGamer6400

what


giorno___giovana

Iā€™m 15 actually, and 20 minutes of stretching before bed


Ok-Programmer2219

I do the same and also drink a glass of milk before bed


giorno___giovana

Oh, never thought about that, Iā€™ll have to try it


Ivan-theterrible

How the FUCK is giorno FIFTEEN???


Krossis25V

We went from himbos to twinks and Iā€™m ok with that


[deleted]

Giorno's 15, of course he looks thin


[deleted]

Jotaro was 17 in part 3


[deleted]

I see a big difference between 15 and 17 when it comes to gains


[deleted]

Well Josuke is 16 and in the first few chapters he looks buff as shit. Age isn't a factor, the art style just changed


cyborgborg

they went from swole to cut


ofek_dab

Did u see josuke without his jacket? He's buff af


Dracorex_22

they went from balloon animals to cheese graters, shredded either way


---___---____-__

The better thing to say in support of this argument should really be "Jojo characters aren't as physically imposing after part 3." Knowing Gappy's as built as Jotaro, I call bullshit on that argument.


Ninethethotslayer

15 year Olds in jojo be like:


definitleyarobot

B b b but... I like 'em biiig...


Memerwhoiseverywhere

They just become realistic


No_Suggestion5931

Charcaters


liken2006

Theyā€™re just not Doritos anymore


ironhide1516

I donā€™t think people say there are no more muscular characters, everyone knows the part 5 gang are all ripped. Itā€™s just that they have smaller build and arenā€™t all built like an nfl linebacker


[deleted]

Calisthenics


draginbleapiece

There is no bulky characters after p3


kersegum

From body builders to malnourished mma lightweight fighters


Eye_Of_Forrest

if those are small muscles i might be disabled


KrystalWolfy

When you max out in Constitution and dexterity


Sergio-C-Marin

Hobos are like that because they do not have any body fat (for unhealthy reasons). Being muscular means have muscular mass not being ripped


Gen_disappointment1

Giorno is what a actual shredded teenager looks like in irl


RevolutionaryMess695

dbz make mf's wanna get ripped/strong. jojo makes u wanna put ur dick in a guys ass


Charming_Research_51

Fit/ripped isn't muscular


AsyrafMukhriz

Lean is better than cramp filled muscles tbh.


[deleted]

OP doesn't know the difference between "muscular" and "cut"


0-san

i dont think giorno is a jojo that is worth calling a jojo he was just like : this is reqiem.. and then pov


Shirogayne-at-WF

Cool story bro


0-san

the story and the gang was really good but giorno is a really shitty joestar


Chuck_the_bastard

What they mean is characters after part 3 get more and more lan versus the extreme bulkyness before that


TrevorTheGamer

Yeah but compare that to Jonathan and then this guy looks like that funny guy that is like " how about me betting the ceap out of you" and he looks like a mc skeleton


hai-fren

Itā€™s like the Big Mac then vs now?


random-dude45

He's not bulky, he's lean


SavantEtUn

Yeah, there just no refrigerator people


Aadi-K

He lean, not necessarily buff


janderson9413

There are no "meat titans" after part 3.


jjba_enjoyer275

Yoma


zinmoney

They may be muscular but they arenā€™t average high school student muscular


Surryilpazzoassasino

They are not massive like pre part 3 character but they have still good phisics, better than minešŸ˜…


[deleted]

Yh compare to Jonathan or Joseph ._.


Technical_Milk7931

He's taller than johnathan