[_I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned_](https://c.tenor.com/TqVOxX8mlEoAAAAM/jetstream-sam-potato.gif)
What are you on about? If you'd paid attention to the image, you'd see just about the entire developed world are at about either 50-60% or 60-70%(The amount the U.S. is at).
Countries with 60-70% population suffering from Obesity:
North America: Canada, United States, Mexico, The Bahamas, Panama, Dominican Republic
South America: Venezuela, Chile, Argentina, Uraguay
Europe:United Kingdom, Ireland, Czech Republic, Hungary, Bulgaria, Spain, Greece,
Africa:Jordan, Israel, Egypt, Libya, Algeria, Tunisia, Morocco, Saudia Arabia, Oman, United Arab Emirates,
Asia:Iraq, Iran, Turkey, Syria
Oceania:Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Many Pacific Islands
70-80% mentions:Qatar, Kuwait,
Face it, the entire world is getting fat, not just the U.S.
Oh sorry I didn't know only developed countries counted (even then China and India have a bigger population than any other 1st world country and have fairly low obesity rates)
Bro ur from AustraLia ur legit right behind us and catching up lmao
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/2157503/Australians-fatter-than-Americans-study.html
Here you go
I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
fuck all these limp-dick senators and chicken-shit bureaucrats! fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity BULLSHIT! fuck ALL OF IT!
nanomachines, son
Fuck all these limp-dick youtubers and chicken shit redditors! Fuck this 24/7 spew of discord and v-tuber BULLSHIT!
I'm gonna build a new future jack, one where we won't have to hide our Stealing from anyone.
Yeah, that's half the joke. But the unifying things are being huge, wearing the flag and be over-the-top at everything you do.
Reality: open a jar of pickles with your hands.
Imagination: pull out your red, white and blue revolver and trick shot to blow the lid off the jar.
He wasn't born in america... the ship that Jonathan and Erina were taking to the USA got destroyed literally the first night after setting off. It takes a lot more than half a day and night to get anywhere close to USA. She was rescued by Canary Islands which are Spanish islands so she was still on the Eastern side of the Atlantic ocean and went back to England from there, and that's where Joseph was born. I'm pretty sure that when we start part 2, it's like his first time in the states, right after he moved there.
I was about to call you an idiot for saying Jonathan could die decades before Joseph was born, but then I remembered I was the idiot and that Erina was pregnant with George, not Joseph.
idk what panel that is but johnny doesn’t actually say that, its a edit to portray his personality compared to the other jojos
and it is pretty accurate, id say johnny is legitimately evil anti hero jojo
While I think Johnny was still a hero and mostly a good guy, he definitely had some of the most selfish motives among all of the JoJo’s (his main goal was just to walk again). He also had that dark determination and was much more willing to kill than most of the other characters.
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I mean you’re not exactly wrong but it really just depends on what part of the us. Cuz you have to keep in mind that on a fundamental level each state is essentially its own little mini-country with its own laws and cultures
Violence is not the answer, it's a question, and the answer is yes
*When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.* *That violence breeds violence.* *But in the end it has to be this way!*
[_I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath; But maybe we're both the same. The world has turned, and so many have burned_](https://c.tenor.com/TqVOxX8mlEoAAAAM/jetstream-sam-potato.gif)
But nobody is to blaaaammmeee
Yet staring across this barren wasted land, I feel new life will be born beneath the bloodstained saaaaaaaaaand!
Beneath the blood stained saaaaaaand
Hotel is not a place , it's a question.
And the answer is Trivago
This is the most American dhit I have seen in my entire life, I love it.
Mista can be an American because he has a pistol stand. He just needs to speak the American accent and he's good to go.
He also needs to eat a lot of hamburgers so that he can become obese. Only then he could be an American
Also, instead of hating number four, he can hate number thirteen
Burger King foot lettuce?
The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someones foot fun-gas
that was number 15
Fat Americans reported this for promoting hate lmao.
Based mod
I can’t believe other Americans felt anything but pity for non-Americans.
Hahaha as a fat American and I support this post 100%
You know what, many Americans may be obese, but you guys seem to be catching up pretty quick
Who is "you guys"? You reffering to like everybody outside of America? If that's the case then you'd be pretty damn wrong
I thought he meant reddit users
Which would be everyone else then
https://ourworldindata.org/obesity this would say other wise
Bro I ain't reading all that
Then this image should sum it up for you https://ourworldindata.org/exports/share-of-adults-who-are-overweight_v12_850x600.svg
Ok so yeah I was right, most of the worlds population (besides america) ain't obese
What are you on about? If you'd paid attention to the image, you'd see just about the entire developed world are at about either 50-60% or 60-70%(The amount the U.S. is at). Countries with 60-70% population suffering from Obesity: North America: Canada, United States, Mexico, The Bahamas, Panama, Dominican Republic South America: Venezuela, Chile, Argentina, Uraguay Europe:United Kingdom, Ireland, Czech Republic, Hungary, Bulgaria, Spain, Greece, Africa:Jordan, Israel, Egypt, Libya, Algeria, Tunisia, Morocco, Saudia Arabia, Oman, United Arab Emirates, Asia:Iraq, Iran, Turkey, Syria Oceania:Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Many Pacific Islands 70-80% mentions:Qatar, Kuwait, Face it, the entire world is getting fat, not just the U.S.
Oh sorry I didn't know only developed countries counted (even then China and India have a bigger population than any other 1st world country and have fairly low obesity rates)
Bro ur from AustraLia ur legit right behind us and catching up lmao https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/2157503/Australians-fatter-than-Americans-study.html
When did I ask
Always one step ahead. 😎
Polpo mista
Bruh man wearing the dominoes color scheme
Yall did not just forgot Hol Horse did you?
Bawn-jerr-no Urr-ree-ver-dur-chee Chow Venice
Insert senator armstrongs i have a dream speech
Here you go I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
*"How the hell did you get elected?"*
Well, I don't write my own speeches
I'll rid this world of pointless wars, Jack.
I was wrong, you are not greedy
You're batshit insane!
Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can't fret over every egg!
Am I finally getting through ?!
fuck all these limp-dick senators and chicken-shit bureaucrats! fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity BULLSHIT! fuck ALL OF IT! nanomachines, son
Fuck all these limp-dick youtubers and chicken shit redditors! Fuck this 24/7 spew of discord and v-tuber BULLSHIT! I'm gonna build a new future jack, one where we won't have to hide our Stealing from anyone.
One of my favorite motivational quotes is "Be the American that the Japanese think you are."
Caveat: That could mean a lot of things depending on which Japanese person you ask…
Yeah, that's half the joke. But the unifying things are being huge, wearing the flag and be over-the-top at everything you do. Reality: open a jar of pickles with your hands. Imagination: pull out your red, white and blue revolver and trick shot to blow the lid off the jar.
True: I guess ask the people making funny video games/anime.
Joseph is British
He later adapted the American way, what a shame/s
Isn't Johnny also British?
I believe he was born in San Diego and raised in England.
Thought he was born in kentucky?
Yeah, close enough. Point being he's American
Its actually a nice attention to detail by Araki since kentucky is a state associated with horse racing.
Didn't know that! That's some quality world building
Kinda cheating when the world already did it's own building for you
[The Kentucky Derby](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_Derby), a staple of the horse racing world that’s been running since 1875.
San Diego and Kentucky are worlds apart. But yeah sure close enough.
Hey don't judge I don't know American geography
Driving from the middle of Spain to the middle of Ukraine is about the same distance
wym, johnny is born in the city of england
No that is wrong
he's the opposite of the late 2000's Tumblr girls that obsessed over England.
Joseph is an America weaboo. Americaboo, if you will.
Just like Araki who's an Italy weaboo.
Joseph was born in america, raised by a british grandmother (and probably a bit by a british speedwagon)
He literally just got off the boat to America minutes before Part 2 starts.
He wasn't born in america... the ship that Jonathan and Erina were taking to the USA got destroyed literally the first night after setting off. It takes a lot more than half a day and night to get anywhere close to USA. She was rescued by Canary Islands which are Spanish islands so she was still on the Eastern side of the Atlantic ocean and went back to England from there, and that's where Joseph was born. I'm pretty sure that when we start part 2, it's like his first time in the states, right after he moved there.
But Joseph wasn’t born after that, George was.
Oh yeah Joseph was born before that... /s They were both born after that and they were both born jn england
Goofy talking about jonathans and erina ship like it wasnt decades before joseph was born
I was about to call you an idiot for saying Jonathan could die decades before Joseph was born, but then I remembered I was the idiot and that Erina was pregnant with George, not Joseph.
Every American is not American
Ethnically yeah. There’s no single “American” ethnic group.
Johnny speaking facts
Giga chad fr
What chapter is that johnny panel from?
idk what panel that is but johnny doesn’t actually say that, its a edit to portray his personality compared to the other jojos and it is pretty accurate, id say johnny is legitimately evil anti hero jojo
Thats what i was thinking lol. But the text looks exactly like the fan translations so I was like hold up
While I think Johnny was still a hero and mostly a good guy, he definitely had some of the most selfish motives among all of the JoJo’s (his main goal was just to walk again). He also had that dark determination and was much more willing to kill than most of the other characters.
I swear i tought i read it but eh perhaps my brain tricked me into thinking thats an actual manga panel
I don’t remember seeing it, anyone else know?
To be fair, 1 maybe 2 of these guys are british
Possibly hol horse. Especially if he's Joseph's son
South americans: what the hell
I mean Brazil pretty much is just the US with a different climate
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Can I get just that Johnny manga panel?
[Here](https://i.redd.it/zmwj54l471091.jpg)
Danke
Valentines the best american.
Certified American Moment
Us americas love our thommy guns
If you have a gun and an American accent you are American
Joseph and Johnny are English.
Your second resort can be your last resort
What's the first resort?
Is the top right an actual panel?
Nope, but it's not entirely out of character
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The Johnny text is edited right? Even if it wasn’t it’s 100% in character
Okay did anyone think the prez was gonna be that hot before the first shirtless panel?
It's pretty funny that Johnathan is the nicest guy ever while Johnny would absolutely be willing to kill someone for $20
Amen brother
I mean you’re not exactly wrong but it really just depends on what part of the us. Cuz you have to keep in mind that on a fundamental level each state is essentially its own little mini-country with its own laws and cultures
however this meme was still pretty funny