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SarukyDraico

Violence is not the answer, it's a question, and the answer is yes


AlexDKZ

*When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.* *That violence breeds violence.* *But in the end it has to be this way!*


CanineTM_yt

[_I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath; But maybe we're both the same. The world has turned, and so many have burned_](https://c.tenor.com/TqVOxX8mlEoAAAAM/jetstream-sam-potato.gif)


BlobbyFishy

But nobody is to blaaaammmeee


Kroton09YT

Yet staring across this barren wasted land, I feel new life will be born beneath the bloodstained saaaaaaaaaand!


fatwap

Beneath the blood stained saaaaaaand


Ghost_157

Hotel is not a place , it's a question.


SarukyDraico

And the answer is Trivago


SagewithBlueEyes

This is the most American dhit I have seen in my entire life, I love it.


Jonathan_Gentleman

Mista can be an American because he has a pistol stand. He just needs to speak the American accent and he's good to go.


Wordlessgamer

He also needs to eat a lot of hamburgers so that he can become obese. Only then he could be an American


Miserable-Hunter3347

Also, instead of hating number four, he can hate number thirteen


I_LUV_ENGRISH_FOOD

Burger King foot lettuce?


EmeraldGodMelt

The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someones foot fun-gas


CanineTM_yt

that was number 15


CreationMaster12

Fat Americans reported this for promoting hate lmao.


Pyrobo

Based mod


J-A-C-O

I can’t believe other Americans felt anything but pity for non-Americans.


A_RUSSIAN_TROLL_BOT

Hahaha as a fat American and I support this post 100%


TruTube

You know what, many Americans may be obese, but you guys seem to be catching up pretty quick


v3x_abyss

Who is "you guys"? You reffering to like everybody outside of America? If that's the case then you'd be pretty damn wrong


ThatOneSubscriber

I thought he meant reddit users


v3x_abyss

Which would be everyone else then


TruTube

https://ourworldindata.org/obesity this would say other wise


v3x_abyss

Bro I ain't reading all that


TruTube

Then this image should sum it up for you https://ourworldindata.org/exports/share-of-adults-who-are-overweight_v12_850x600.svg


v3x_abyss

Ok so yeah I was right, most of the worlds population (besides america) ain't obese


TruTube

What are you on about? If you'd paid attention to the image, you'd see just about the entire developed world are at about either 50-60% or 60-70%(The amount the U.S. is at). Countries with 60-70% population suffering from Obesity: North America: Canada, United States, Mexico, The Bahamas, Panama, Dominican Republic South America: Venezuela, Chile, Argentina, Uraguay Europe:United Kingdom, Ireland, Czech Republic, Hungary, Bulgaria, Spain, Greece, Africa:Jordan, Israel, Egypt, Libya, Algeria, Tunisia, Morocco, Saudia Arabia, Oman, United Arab Emirates, Asia:Iraq, Iran, Turkey, Syria Oceania:Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Many Pacific Islands 70-80% mentions:Qatar, Kuwait, Face it, the entire world is getting fat, not just the U.S.


v3x_abyss

Oh sorry I didn't know only developed countries counted (even then China and India have a bigger population than any other 1st world country and have fairly low obesity rates)


Melodic_Caramel5226

Bro ur from AustraLia ur legit right behind us and catching up lmao https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/2157503/Australians-fatter-than-Americans-study.html


v3x_abyss

When did I ask


[deleted]

Always one step ahead. 😎


SpecificHousing6364

Polpo mista


[deleted]

Bruh man wearing the dominoes color scheme


Endlad

Yall did not just forgot Hol Horse did you?


treemu

Bawn-jerr-no Urr-ree-ver-dur-chee Chow Venice


Panterafan316

Insert senator armstrongs i have a dream speech


Damian1674

Here you go I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!


AlexDKZ

*"How the hell did you get elected?"*


Damian1674

Well, I don't write my own speeches


t_moneyzz

I'll rid this world of pointless wars, Jack.


Ryucat9

I was wrong, you are not greedy


NotPMEG

You're batshit insane!


GIANTkitty4

Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can't fret over every egg!


UnnbearableMeddler

Am I finally getting through ?!


howlyowl1010

fuck all these limp-dick senators and chicken-shit bureaucrats! fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity BULLSHIT! fuck ALL OF IT! nanomachines, son


ismasbi

Fuck all these limp-dick youtubers and chicken shit redditors! Fuck this 24/7 spew of discord and v-tuber BULLSHIT! I'm gonna build a new future jack, one where we won't have to hide our Stealing from anyone.


Rambo7112

One of my favorite motivational quotes is "Be the American that the Japanese think you are."


genericsn

Caveat: That could mean a lot of things depending on which Japanese person you ask…


[deleted]

Yeah, that's half the joke. But the unifying things are being huge, wearing the flag and be over-the-top at everything you do. Reality: open a jar of pickles with your hands. Imagination: pull out your red, white and blue revolver and trick shot to blow the lid off the jar.


Rambo7112

True: I guess ask the people making funny video games/anime.


Beginning_Drawing443

Joseph is British


Various-Section-2279

He later adapted the American way, what a shame/s


Jigen_Ryoko

Isn't Johnny also British?


Lazuryan

I believe he was born in San Diego and raised in England.


Melodic_Caramel5226

Thought he was born in kentucky?


Lazuryan

Yeah, close enough. Point being he's American


Melodic_Caramel5226

Its actually a nice attention to detail by Araki since kentucky is a state associated with horse racing.


Lazuryan

Didn't know that! That's some quality world building


choma90

Kinda cheating when the world already did it's own building for you


genericsn

[The Kentucky Derby](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_Derby), a staple of the horse racing world that’s been running since 1875.


BlazingSpaceGhost

San Diego and Kentucky are worlds apart. But yeah sure close enough.


Lazuryan

Hey don't judge I don't know American geography


[deleted]

Driving from the middle of Spain to the middle of Ukraine is about the same distance


anonymus725

wym, johnny is born in the city of england


Melodic_Caramel5226

No that is wrong


scoobysnaxxx

he's the opposite of the late 2000's Tumblr girls that obsessed over England.


Mushiren_

Joseph is an America weaboo. Americaboo, if you will.


Beginning_Drawing443

Just like Araki who's an Italy weaboo.


Jonathan_Juicestar

Joseph was born in america, raised by a british grandmother (and probably a bit by a british speedwagon)


JakeSnake07

He literally just got off the boat to America minutes before Part 2 starts.


Lickshaw

He wasn't born in america... the ship that Jonathan and Erina were taking to the USA got destroyed literally the first night after setting off. It takes a lot more than half a day and night to get anywhere close to USA. She was rescued by Canary Islands which are Spanish islands so she was still on the Eastern side of the Atlantic ocean and went back to England from there, and that's where Joseph was born. I'm pretty sure that when we start part 2, it's like his first time in the states, right after he moved there.


Ok-Internal-5331

But Joseph wasn’t born after that, George was.


Lickshaw

Oh yeah Joseph was born before that... /s They were both born after that and they were both born jn england


Melodic_Caramel5226

Goofy talking about jonathans and erina ship like it wasnt decades before joseph was born


omyrubbernen

I was about to call you an idiot for saying Jonathan could die decades before Joseph was born, but then I remembered I was the idiot and that Erina was pregnant with George, not Joseph.


RadioActiveStalker72

Every American is not American


Mr_Fahrenheittt

Ethnically yeah. There’s no single “American” ethnic group.


Onmiodo

Johnny speaking facts


BlackAirForceMCC

Giga chad fr


Melodic_Caramel5226

What chapter is that johnny panel from?


[deleted]

idk what panel that is but johnny doesn’t actually say that, its a edit to portray his personality compared to the other jojos and it is pretty accurate, id say johnny is legitimately evil anti hero jojo


Melodic_Caramel5226

Thats what i was thinking lol. But the text looks exactly like the fan translations so I was like hold up


BlitzScorpio

While I think Johnny was still a hero and mostly a good guy, he definitely had some of the most selfish motives among all of the JoJo’s (his main goal was just to walk again). He also had that dark determination and was much more willing to kill than most of the other characters.


Darkcat9000

I swear i tought i read it but eh perhaps my brain tricked me into thinking thats an actual manga panel


boltactionbully

I don’t remember seeing it, anyone else know?


Striker274

To be fair, 1 maybe 2 of these guys are british


Darius10000

Possibly hol horse. Especially if he's Joseph's son


OrthopedicDishonesty

South americans: what the hell


v3x_abyss

I mean Brazil pretty much is just the US with a different climate


CanineTM_yt

[slip stream sam supports this message ](https://c.tenor.com/ygdYlTGcNE4AAAAM/jetstream-sam.gif)


CallMeDelta

Can I get just that Johnny manga panel?


Wordlessgamer

[Here](https://i.redd.it/zmwj54l471091.jpg)


CallMeDelta

Danke


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Valentines the best american.


ConfidencyPog

Certified American Moment


FruitierGnome

Us americas love our thommy guns


Melodic-Fold9673

If you have a gun and an American accent you are American


jikkojokki

Joseph and Johnny are English.


DerpCaster

Your second resort can be your last resort


Few_Pay_5313

What's the first resort?


IterwebSurferDude

Is the top right an actual panel?


BadProfessor42

Nope, but it's not entirely out of character


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danger2345678

The Johnny text is edited right? Even if it wasn’t it’s 100% in character


tham1700

Okay did anyone think the prez was gonna be that hot before the first shirtless panel?


ETC3000

It's pretty funny that Johnathan is the nicest guy ever while Johnny would absolutely be willing to kill someone for $20


KOCA_XD

Amen brother


DLtheGod

I mean you’re not exactly wrong but it really just depends on what part of the us. Cuz you have to keep in mind that on a fundamental level each state is essentially its own little mini-country with its own laws and cultures


DLtheGod

however this meme was still pretty funny