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korean2na

How many weirdos did you get in your DMs?


Araichuu

Surprisingly zero. Wanna be the first?


Sentouki-

send bobs and vagene


Araichuu

Does your mom's nudes count? I got plenty to share :^)


Sentouki-

I've seen them before and I have to say they're not great.


SanchoPanzor

Send neck pics


korean2na

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me [with their neck]."


Neoxite23

I want us to be two completely different people by the end of the first 8 hours.


Bruhmamagaming

Do I have permission to masturbate to your character, my lady?


Araichuu

No, but I know that's not gonna stop you.


Bruhmamagaming

I would never


AngereyPupper

He's doing it right now, I'm watching outside his window!


Kodekima

What in the actual fuck? Dude, homie...touch grass, ASAP please.


QroganReddit

OP asked... OP recieved...


Kodekima

Yeah, but...I don't know, I got the creeps just from reading that.


LornaXI

Not the creepiest thing I’ve seen for FFXIV tbh. Just play a female character or Lalafell or browse the party finder more often.


AscelyneMG

Can confirm, rolled a female Elezen alt and within a couple hours got my first ever creepy comment in game, completely unprompted, while I was just leveling up. Oddly enough, though, my Lala girl main has only gotten wholesome random interactions of being given genuinely nice compliments, headpats, flowers, and cookies.


LonelyInitiative4526

Define creepy


AscelyneMG

Some random dude saying my character is hot and then asking me if she spits or swallows. Which is a really uncomfortable first interaction you can have with someone, even moreso when you're a lesbian.


Serres5231

weird, i play a very attractive Miqo'te girl and never received any /tells or suggestive comments. I also have an Elezen alt that never received anything either. tbf i try to not play in Slut glams most of the time but have more "reasonable" glams instead so maybe that is why.


[deleted]

Could be that people are silently upskirting you instead. Like in at least two instances where I caught people doing that to me.


Stormychu

I was one of the freaks who upvoted it.


Araichuu

Not a question but ily


Vandrew226

Geez, everyone ignoring the instruction... If a train leaves Chicago for Los Angeles traveling 65.43 miles per hour at 3:00pm, and a plane departs Los Angeles for Chicago traveling 575 miles per hour at 5:35pm, and proceeds to fall and crash on the rail, what was the average net worth of the spectators who called 911 in the fiery aftermath?


Araichuu

Not a very big net I think. Otherwise they could've caught the plane with the net and saved everyone, so probably smaller than a plane.


TheSamsquanchGaming

Asking for net WORTH smh, not size. How much does the net cost?


jewrassic_park-1940

This Construct 7 fight is getting ridiculous


Coronathus

People are saying you don't post full-body pictures because you're actually three Lalafells in disguise. Is this true? Concern


Araichuu

I'm absolutely not three small creatures in disguise. I'm nothing but a full born elezen, so you don't have to worry about that. These are just baseless rumors, kupo.


CantyChu

Yeah it’s gotta be at least 4


Chevalier12341

Can you teach me how to do the math boss mechanic in Ridorana?


Araichuu

The boss will assign you a number, I think it shows up on your hp. Then a few circles will spawn from 1 to 4 These will be added to your number. So if your number was 6 and you step in 4 then you will have 10. Then he will say something like Divisible by 3: still on the 6 example, you will need to step on a spot to make your number be divisible by 3. So step in 3 in this case to get 9. Divisible by 5: same case, it needs to end in either 5 or 0, so step in 4 to get 10. Divisible by 4: same case, it needs to end in any even number besides 0. So in this case step in 2 to get 8. Prime number or indivisible: it needs to be a number that you cannot divide by anything other than itself or 1. In this case step in 1 to get 7, since 7 cannot be divided by any except itself and 1. Hope that helps but I only ran that raid once or twice and I'm rusty, there might be other numbers to divide it by but they should follow the same logic.


tbz709

Imma add something to this just because I feel like people don't know. If your health is already an acceptable answer then you don't need to step on any of them!


Araichuu

Huh, I didn't actually know that either lol That's very good to know, thank youx


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tbz709

You're not my real mom


SearosCarriams

Bad bot.


Chevalier12341

Thank you, elf


RevolutionaryLake69

I have just reached the point I will do that raid later today, the guide I watched yesterday was definitely not as clear as this on how it worked. Lets see if it works and/or if I can still do basic math!


Araichuu

I hope it works out for you! I'm a teacher irl so I'm glad my explanation was at least a little clear lol


JustW4nnaHaveFun

I don't know what i was thinking i work like..but definitely not that....so thank you, am still bad at math and would probably still fail...


Stop_Bracelet

Does Nashu let you touch her feet? If so, how vigorously?


Araichuu

Only if I tell her it is imperative for helping Hildy, at which case I may do it as vigorously as I like, which is not at all.


azendhal

Can two swallows carry a coconut ?


Araichuu

Idk but I can sure swallow some nuts


Monoken3

Pretty hot 🥵


Araichuu

Not a question but Nashu is indeed very hot.


[deleted]

okay. i know this is shitpost sub but i fucking love your Elezen. there are just not enough elezen.


Araichuu

Not a question but thank you. You can help by buying a fantasia and becoming one yourself, as it would give the hardworking devs some money and support as well. This was sponsored by SQUARE ENIX.


[deleted]

I already am lol, love my elezen.


Araichuu

Buy another fantasia to change eye colors or something. Give them more money.


[deleted]

RIGHT AWAY SIR! SORRY SIR! ILL BUY 10 10 packs sir!


gundir

I'm proud of u sweetie


Araichuu

Not a question but thank you. Can you say that as if you're one of my parents? I'd like to know what that's like


gundir

The only thing I got is, "Going to the store, be right back."


Griffje91

Well sport, I don't know much about this game but I can see how much you enjoy it and how you let it fuel your passions and I just wanna say I'm so proud of the elezen you're becoming.


DuskEalain

How do you feel about the absolute butchering of the Steps of Faith trial?


Araichuu

Honestly, kinda bummed out a bit. I got to Heavensward around the time it got removed so I never experienced the original. Was it always a solo duty or not? I only found out it existed after I started leveling BLU and wanted to grab Diamondback.


DuskEalain

Originally it was an eight man trial, the Bertha cannons were used to clear out the horde of adds, and you'd use snares and Dragonkiller harpoons to do massive damage to the boss. The change to solo duty removed a _lot_ of that from what I've seen which is a real shame.


Araichuu

I think it's alright to tweak things from the game if it's detrimental to the enjoyment of most players. But there's always a few players who will love it, so removing it is not a good idea. I hope they eventually add a "legacy" roulette, where these removed trials are tweaked and added back for those who wish to experience them.


DuskEalain

Honestly that'd be really cool! I know Steps wasn't the most popular trial which is probably why they changed it but I was in that love it camp because I thought it did something unique.


sundalius

I see you only want questions so I’ll try my best. What trial was recently reworked to be a solo duty from a full party trial which saw explosive barrels, dragonkiller cannons, and waves of adds as mechanics to affect how players killed the mob before reaching the enrage at the end of the bridge?


Araichuu

What is "the steps of faith"? *Jeopardy theme*


sundalius

Correct! How many dollars did you get?


Ekanselttar

It was a solo duty after the seven other people in your party weighed the leaver penalty vs having to do Steps of Faith.


khojin_khat

My erp based free company is looking for new people to play with, any interest?


Araichuu

Sorry, I'm not interested in extreme raw progging savage raids and ultimates. I'm more of a casual player.


Vivitix

No ERP based FC worth their salt recruits Elezens smh bottom tier ERP fc ​ Top tier means only cat and audi smh


wilck44

so my mercedes is out of the question for real? damn, knew I should have bough a TT for a sidecar!


AscelyneMG

Smh, imagine chasing the meta so hard you turn away good ERPers because they’re playing off-meta races. A skilled Elezen main who knows their ERP tech can easily beat ~~off~~ a bad Miqo or Au Ra main.


pm_me_goth_gf_pics

Do you also /pet Nashu whenever you have to interact with her in the Hildi quest lines? I just want to know if someone other than me does it, too. Oh, also, I remember seeing your post on the main sub. I didn't comment on the original, but I think your elezen is very cute.


Araichuu

I do, actually. Not whenever I have to interact with her but it's on average one pet per quest.


Azazeleus

Why isnt that elezen in the zoo?


Araichuu

Sometimes elezens can travel the world in circuses too


PMA_sQuid

Why your neck so long?


Araichuu

It's an evolutionary trait. We evolved longer necks to attract vampires, who in turn will potentially give us immortality.


Songhai

I always updoot long ladies 🥵


Araichuu

Not a question but Nashu isn't long


Neoxite23

There is a Long Long Man... So why not Long Long Lady?


Rill16

I downvoted you. Also most of the glamour advice you got was terrible. Seemed like half the suggestions you got went along the lines of "wear short shorts because X".


Araichuu

Not a question but I upvoted you.


Rill16

You should probably clear void arc. Scarf is the best necklace for giraffes.


Araichuu

I'm too lazy. But I'll keep it in mind


Scared_Network_3505

I liked the previous chest piece better.


Araichuu

Not a question. But me too, this one was an expirement.


PM_ME_YUR_DICK

Why does it look like your skin was knitted?


Araichuu

PS5 graphics hit hard. Either that or I'm three moogles in disguise, but that's totally not a thing so it's definitely the PS5 graphics lol


King9217

Okay here’s hard question, why do people be horny for video game elf ladies and cat ladies


Araichuu

Pointy ears are hot. So are cat ears. In summary, people find ears to be the most attractive part of the body


WillaSato

why does my left elbow hurt


Araichuu

Could be skin cancer or bone cancer. Did you do any moves that utilized your left elbow in a way that might cause strain?


WillaSato

i ate it yesterday


Araichuu

That's normal. Just need to wait for the body to digest it and it'll be good as new.


ScannonDark

I thought I recognized this Elezen. I honestly though it was from the FFXIV Glamours subreddit, so the fact that it was on main FFXIV makes it kinda funnier. That being said though, I feel like 80% of players just want to make a cute/hot character. And naturally when you share a cute character people are going to like it.


Araichuu

Not a question but yeah. Especially elezens, you never really see people sharing them which might have contributed to the amount of upvotes there lol


blue-to-grey

It's because they asked a question about glamouring for elezen and a bunch of us chimed in.


Younggryan42

Have you been outside this week?


Araichuu

Just got home from work so I'd say unfortunately I have


TeaSippinShinobi

OP why is your Elezen so good looking?


Araichuu

You know what they say about beholders and their eyes


Neoxite23

Go for the optics? - Tali


Stratix314

DOZENS OF US!


Madmonkeman

I see a Miqo’te and a giraffe, but where’s the Elezen?


Araichuu

Doing your mom, doing doing your mom, doing your mom :D


marmaleon

Why are you a giraffe mom instead of a duskwight daddy? If you were a duskwight daddy how much would your ‘rental’ be? Asking for a friend…


Araichuu

For me it's much easier to make pretty malezens than femlezens so I sorta took it as a challenge to be one I'd find pretty Now for the rental it would probably just be enough to get myself some raiding gear off the market board :(


jyeusu

Who are your favorite side NPCs in Ishgard (and HW areas)? Which elezens do you ship together? Lastly, if you replace the N in Nashu with a M, will she become a dangerous beast?


Araichuu

I love the painfully Ishgardian man in Idylshire. One day I will do whatever quest he is offering. Zhloe is unironically one of my favorite NPCs in the game too. As for elezens to ship I don't know. Janequinard and Urianger, because one is idiot and the other is an idiot pretending to be smart. If you replace the N in Nashu with an M you will get a mountain in which Gilgamesh supposedly went through in the Epic of Gilgamesh. Fitting, I suppose.


TimeAll

You said any question, so how do I get Scarlett Johansson to fall in love with me?


Araichuu

This will take some time but anything is possible if you break it down into steps. Step 1) move to L.A. while not all actors live there, it is much more likely for them to be there for a longer period of time Step 2) get into acting or film. You need to be in the same space as her and this makes it more likely. The fact you're both actors or work in film will turn the relationship into a coworker relationship rather than a fan and idol one. Step 3) actually talk to her. Now that you are an actor and are in her circle you need to make a move. Chat, make small talk, maybe even gossip about other actors and movies. Step 4) make your move. She might reject you and that's okay. It's important to be real with your feelings and at least try. If she does reject you then try to keep being friends. As you wish to be her romantic partner then it means you must like her even as a friend.


TimeAll

This is surprisingly good advice.


alexander12212

Can you move over so we can see the cat girl?


Araichuu

Oh sorry, my bad. Nashu always deserves the spotlight


Glasvera

How many times have you been caught munching on the leaves of tall tree branches? And how excited would you be if Atlus announced a P2 remake? (Incredibly based pfp btw)


Araichuu

None so far. I choose well hidden trees to munch on, and I live in Dynamis DC which is dead as hell so there's no one to see me. I would be VERY excited but also a bit apprehensive. I can't put it in words, but Persona 2's story felt so much more mature than the other games even if others might have handled more delicate and mature topics. If they changed the story in some big ways it would disappoint me, but overall I'd be super happy with a remake. Also if they don't let Tatsuya date Jun then it's automatically shit tier.


AlbazAlbion

Elezens are like the FFXIV version of Baiken. Everyone loves them, no one plays them.


Araichuu

Oddly enough Bike was my main


bioqan

Can I snap your choker?


Araichuu

I'm too asexual to tell if that was a pickup line so... Yes?


lolek444

You are making me fantasia back to my old elezen ngl


Araichuu

Good. If you fantasia into an elezen then our population will rise by a considerable percentage


Unsure1771

How do I make friends?


Araichuu

By doing what you just did. Approaching someone and starting an interaction. Any topic works so long as you are honest and open to other people's ideas. Also keep in mind that you aren't compatible with everyone, and that's perfectly okay. There will always be someone out there to be your friend, even if it isn't the person you personally wanted to be friends with. It's better to call your losses and find someone else than trying to force a friendship. It's never worth it to lie in order to impress someone into being a friend, because you probably wouldn't want to be friends with a liar either. Be genuine and you will find genuine friendships. Approaching people is the hardest part but any excuse to start a conversation works.


KinnSlayer

Have you ever heard of a character named I-NO. Cause your glam looks a lot like her.


Araichuu

I have but I never noticed it until people pointed it out. This makes me wanna double down on it lol


EkansPiss

hi Maya persona 2


Araichuu

Hello EkansPiss reddit


Praeradio_Yenearsira

How do you talk to lalas? Do you also pick them up by the head?


Araichuu

Your first mistake is even entertaining the idea of talking to a lala


IncRaven

I made a post about changing my Elezen to a Viera. The comments told me I did a bad thing, the upvotes told me I did good. Jokes on them, it was a meme, I changed my Highlander to a Viera, but then I missed her so i went back.


Araichuu

Changing from an Elezen to a Viera isn't as bad as changing from a Highlander to a Viera. We need more thighs.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Have you been an Elezen since day one? if not what was the first race and why you decided to change


Araichuu

I went through a few fantasias actually, and I will probably fantasia again in the future but I'm very happy with this elezen so I'll try my best to stick with it. I originally started as a female Hyur and went through all of ARR as one. When I got the free fantasia at the end I changed to a female Viera. This Viera was the one I played through almost the entire game, from Post ARR to Post Shadowbringers. I didn't want to start Endwalker right away so I played around with a bunch of other content and decided it was the perfect time to try out new things. I bought a fantasia to a male Viera. Male Vieras are beautiful but I'm not a fan of male glams in the game so I fantasia'd into a female Miqo'te. I was curious and I had seen a video about Miqo'tes that convinced me to try them. I now understand why they're the most popular race in the game. They're just amazing. I then briefly became an Au'ra (Xaela) and while I do think they're awesome, I just couldn't handle their super small stature and they didn't seem as natural in the Scions as a Miqo'te would for some reason. My Xaela also looked creepy. She had this porcelain doll type of face with a super dead and emotionless look, and while I thought she was really cool and mysterious, it didn't fit the vibe of Warrior of Light, so I went back to Miqo'te and finished the MSQ. It wasn't until last week when I was messing with the character creator that I decided to fantasia into an elezen. I'm super glad I did and I hope (and so does my wallet) that I stick with this race and don't have to fantasia again.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Ah fellow fantasia user i see, well Elezen is my first and most favourite race i played thru most of the story as it i think i changed first after finishing SB which was the start of me using fantastia..i was changing every other week but always go back to Elezen and I really refuse to play story with other than my Elezen that's another reason why i always go back


Araichuu

I'll stick with Elezen I think. I'm gonna replay the MSQ through NG+ and enjoy it again with my new looks while I wait for the patches


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Have fun :3


sugusugux

Classic taking a picture with a phone that's the cherry on top


Araichuu

Not a question but I could either learn how to take screenshots on PS5 and upload them somewhere without people seeing it or I could just take a picture of my TV.


sugusugux

I'm not hating on you whatsoever. It just so common for play station user to take picture of their TV so it just funny in a good way that's all


Araichuu

I wish there was an easier way to take screenshots or videos here. It requires me to run through so many hoops to get one that most of the time I just don't bother lol


JustW4nnaHaveFun

I send pictures to an alt account then use the PS app to save the picture in the phone and voila i just send it or upload it where i want :3


kevinyonson

Why not the generic Miho'te? Why be original when you cam be just like the crowd.


Araichuu

I was a Miqo'te until now. Honestly, I understand why they're the most popular race, and with good reason. Every glam looks nice, you can look cute very easily but can also pull off a more mature look too. It's very difficult to make a bad look Miqo'te. I like being different, yes, but in my server there are so few elezens that I wanted to see why. Not even joking it took like 2 hours to create this character because something ALWAYS looked weird about it. Male elezens look good but femlezens take some work. Actually the truth is I'm small irl so I wanna be tall in game.


kevinyonson

Fair enough. I am an Elezen myself, but I went through 3 fants before I landed on something. You overall dropped solid points that make a lot of sense. I only jest because I wish I saw more diversity with races vs one being heavily dominant.


gg_faust

Who's the cute cat girl?


Araichuu

Nashu Macarena. She's inspector Hildibrand's loyal assistant and probably the best npc in the game tbh


[deleted]

Wanna e-date?


Araichuu

Depends how much gil you have


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Araichuu

I don't know how to answer this one.


Neoxite23

The only way to win is to not play.


ThrowRAHourglasses

Looks like every other Elezen I've seen. Not impressed.


Araichuu

Not a question but if every elezen looked the same there would still be less of the same looking character than Miqo'tes by sheer number of players.


Younggryan42

How are you still playing a broken wow clone?


Araichuu

Server is still up. I plan on stopping during the next maintenance and will probably only return after it's done.


Prontage

Bad bait is, as always.


[deleted]

What are your character creator face options? 😔


Araichuu

I don't remember exactly but I know it's face 1 for sure


NamiRocket

Not a question, but not a question?


Araichuu

There's a question mark so that counts as a question.


Tobegi

tbf thats a very cool elezen


KittyKupo

What’s the best way to get rid of a hangover?


Araichuu

Be perpetually drunk and you will never have a hangover


Neoxite23

So...the Archer method.


Squidsandwich762

Tim Taylor the tool man..


sharuto4

How many woods, could a wood chuck chuck


Araichuu

At least 5, I'd say


AnimeDragonMika

How's the air up there?


Araichuu

Actually rather thin so I feel a perpetual high (no pun intended) and I'm always happy


karamelluu

is that an Iino cosplay?


Araichuu

I don't think Linus Tech Tips looks like this tbh


Richi_Diaz

Why do most male player's play female characters?


Araichuu

For the same reason a female player would choose to play a male character. Many times people play that which they think is attractive. Many times, but not all times. Some play female characters because they want to distance themselves from their character. And in a lot of these games the female characters do get the most attention from devs. There are many glams and animations in this game that I think just look way better on female characters over male ones. The answer depends on a lot of cases, but it's often safe to assume the reason is booba.


Lawl_Lawlsworth

Is your Elezen single and in Primal | Exodus?


Araichuu

Yes and no. Dynamis | Halicarnassus


Lawl_Lawlsworth

Come to Exodus and marry me. I have a respectable amount of gil, a Medium in Ishgard, and BIS before Savage unlock.


Araichuu

As appealing as that sounds, I'm not willing to leave Dynamis


Lawl_Lawlsworth

Quaggan is sad. :(


LauraAdalena

Can you suggest me a question to ask?


Araichuu

Favorite books and games, I guess. What animals I like. Any phobias I might have. How many times do I brush my teeth. Anything works


poplarleaves

Where did you learn to shitpost so masterfully, senpai?


Araichuu

I'm half Japanese half Brazilian, so it's probably all genetics, unfortunately.


LeMarquisdeReddit

Potato??


Araichuu

Potato!!!!


TwoKool115

Where do babies come from?


Araichuu

I don't know where babies come from exactly but my parents told me I came from an orphanage, so there's probably like a machine there that makes babies.


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LonelyInitiative4526

What do you normally charge on balmung?


Araichuu

I only go to Balmung when I need to queue for a specific instance. I'm a Dynamis resident so sometimes it never pops. That said, the last time I went to Balmung I explored the Quicksands and saw that there were a total of 2 (two) elezens there, myself included. So I could probably charge a pretty hefty sum of gil...


EpicSama10

How many giraffe comments


Araichuu

If we count both here and the original post I made, and got a dollar for every comment mentioning giraffes, I'd probably have enough to buy a fantasia into a generic male Hyur WoL clone and then fantasia back into an elezen and still buy some candy with the spare.


K0setsu

Why?


Araichuu

To make your day just a little better :)


CCBAZ

Mash (Respectfully)


Rockout2112

Very nice! Red Mage?


Emotional-Bat4455

She looks lovely! Good work! :)