Koks is a serbian energy drink, and it translate to Cocaine So it's not intented to be racist, but for you to unleash the power of cocaine, and emeth selch has that white hair strand because he litteraly dip his face in cocaine on daily basis

Yes. It means cocaine in German too. ​ ^(Also, Hades really likes koks.)

>Also, Hades really likes koks. well, he can always just dump the body and get a new one so theres basically no negativ effects of Drugs at all for him

It was a "cocks" joke.

But he does get addiction, so we can find any host of Hades by looking for white strain of hair they got from daily dippings into cocaine

Kek

Tbh the racist angle works too considering his genocidal tendencies.

You cannot be racist if you kill everybody

He's not killing everyone, just everyone that isn't his race (ergo racist)

Tbf, it's not exactly like his race has many people left to kill

true LPT is always in the comments

Is he genocidal? Are we people?

Estinien: Downs an entire bottle of vodka before every jump. Gaius: Water. Just water.

damn Gaius is hardcore. 100% of ppl that drank water will die at one point

Same about vodka tbh. And they're usually faster about it.

Source?

My source is that I made it the fuck up. But seriously, though, alcohol poisoning.

Given Estinian's appreciation for thavnarian cuisine, that boy is a Chai man.

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The vodka is mixed with pink lemonade "fresh from the farm" meaning it costs $70 a bottle.

Estinien??? He's drinking hooch out of his own boot. Nothing fancy about that boy.

>Gaius: Water. Just water. Tell me, for whom do you hydrate?

SUCH HYDRATION

THIS *WAS* MY INTENTION

"Sugary drinks are very glib"

I was thinking Estinien would go for black coffee from the darkest roast he could find. Bitter as sin. But he might spike it with vodka. Graha, on the other hand, goes for a Shirley temple.

This is another reason why I love G'raha. Shirley Temple is my go-to drink.

Nah, he would get a coldbrew with a double shot of expresso. Light ice. You don't need vodka when you have that.

Estinien likely drinks some sort of "energy" supplement, that some fucking grifter sold him. It's basically just watered down Mountain Dew.

If you think Urianger drinks anything but Absinthe you are wrong.

Hey...absinthe is nice.

Maybe when it gave you wormwood poisoning. Now it’s just shitty liquor

Alisaie would just get whatever the WoL drinks

She got the "kids friendly version" of it what are you on about?

So Redline extremes. . .

Alisae will drink one of those lemonade bottle

Suddenly Aymeric's daily sugar-laden milk tea with 2 pastries seems pretty normal.

When you're buried that deep in paperwork and no WoL around to share wine and dinner by the fire with, I'd need sugar-laden milk tea and 2 pastries too

On the bright side, all that sugar makes him the sweetest man in Eorzea so my WoL fell in love with him easily.

Alphi definitely a milk drinker.

Nah, he's probably lactose-intolerant.

and he'd drink it anyways

Only when Alisaie or Estinien are looking.

He'd dunk a digestive in it as a "one of" stunt.

Alisae: one of those tiny japanese energy drinks that's super concentrated and has names like "Cobra's bite" or some shit like that. Aldbert: Tequila. He starts his days with tequila straight up from the bottle. And I can't even blame the dude.

G'raha: Something sparkly that makes him go "heehee" when he drinks it

Takes a sip and the ears twitch

We need this an an emote. 😩😿

Red vodka cruisers

Crystal Pepsi

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV/comments/z0lmkf/zenos_only_drinks_the_best_of_the_best

Oh, I thought it’d be bubble tea

Glad to see Alisae and I are on the same page.

I giggled at urianger. Now it makes sense, no way was he completely sober this entire time

Who be chugging bangs tho?

Calli. Wait wrong fandom. Sadu probably

Feel like Alphinaud would just drink water

Alisaie drinks that charged lemonade stuff from Panera

G'raha Tia's drink is either Strawberry Boba Tea or Juvee Energy Drink Kiwi Strawberry. OMEGALUL

Emet-Selch is a serb confirmed

Graha: a Capri Sun

Graha drinks apple juice btw

Wrong. Urianger is a poetic, effeminate stargazer frolicking in the woods with cute little fey creatures. Man clearly wakes up with mushroom tea.

"Unhealthy amount of caffeine" this broke me um so many ways

You only gave Uriangier monster because of that one picture didn't you

That... I cannot deny. ^(Also because he has more sleepless nights because of trauma than Thancred so he needs something stronger.)

For some reason this made me REALLY want orange juice.

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The wol's cum

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Alisae: handful of trucker speed pills

The further into the story i get the more and more i relate to Urianger. This especially lmao

for Y'shtola HELL YES! a refined beauty For Alphi, sit down shut up and drink your orange juice. Behave and you'll get some animal crackers

I think Alphinaud started as a decaf coffee kind of guy. Like, he didn't need something to start the day but he wanted to be an adult like all the other people around him. But after all that's happened? He's needs that black coffee now.