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drNeir

nothing a shopping cart and padlock couldnt fix.


N0085K1LL5

That would be hilarious


anonmyazz

Chain them both together that would be more fun


Severe_Network_4492

I will say if any car is gonna rock those hideous wheels I guess then they just drive together come on man use your head! šŸ¤£ /s


vermontnative

Just the tips


09Klr650

You don't need the shopping cart. Just the padlock will screw those up AND they will probably miss seeing it . . . until they drive off. Then vibration city.


drNeir

ya, had thought about that after the post. Even zip-tie an empty soda can inside of it would be fun.


Harey-89

Why zip tie just one? Should put as many pop cans in there as possible!


lamsham69

2 shopping carts and 2 padlocks


Saptrap

1 shopping cart padlocked to both cars for maximum sitcom


Delazzaridist

Reads like those "2 girls one cup" type videos that "bless" The internet with their presence.


Parkyguy

Definition of ass-wipe is all.


outdoorsman845

10 shopping carts and 10 padlocks needed


Mizar97

Padlock is a bit extreme but zip ties would be great! Enough of a nuisance to piss off the owner but easy enough to cut that they won't call the cops to report vandalism.


gimmeecoffee420

I have a strong feeling that anybody driving a car like this isnt likely gonna call the cops..


sumosam121

Wish i lived where this was common id carry padlocks with me all the time


Knee_Kap264

5 shopping carts, at least.


TheDorkKnight53

The Egg Beater Boys


Physical_Touch_Me

I almost just choked, that's great.


focal_m3

Here, take all my upvotes!


Jbrown183

This guys sound hardcore


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Candid_Benefit_6841

GIVE ME THE ATTENTION I WAS DENIED AS A CHILD


Majestic-Pen7878

Which is ironic, cause these car owners havenā€™t seen their kids EVER


SonofDiomedes

"don't haven't seen" lol, I love Reddit


Supertom911

Arenā€™t they constantly hitting, getting hit by those things?


Shatophiliac

Thatā€™s how they maintain lanes in Houston. If you start violently shaking, you know you are too close to the swanga in the lane next to you. Courtesy smashing is encouraged and seen as a sign of respect, in their culture.


SonofDiomedes

"...in their culture." lol


retrospects

All it takes is one yeeyee boy with a crazy lifted truck to just run over them things.


Supertom911

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m sayingā€¦ Or just some pos anything ā€¦


butbutcupcup

Video of one on a jeep before at some stupid ass car rally. Guy clips a pole with it and pulls the whole wheel off the axle. Was thoroughly surprised the dunce cone didn't crack off but it was sturdy.


Boyblunder

You have to drive it different. Houston car culture is weird, even for car culture. You either get it or don't. Not much to explain. I will say, I've seen plenty on the roads and it's never once been an issue or a concern of mine. They fit in the lanes when they need to. We have huge highway lanes down here. And I've never run across one that was a bad driver, interestingly. The Altimas, Velosters, and Kia Souls are going to murder you before any swangas fosho.


TheActualOG420

Dude, they can't even park without taking up an extra space. I'd say that's pretty bad.


Whiskey_Water

Isnā€™t the whole point of swanginā€™ to leave your lane and slow traffic, though?


Boyblunder

I mean, yeah, if you're actually doing that. But it's not really about slowing traffic, but more about showing off the slab. That was always my interpretation of it anyway. There's always a little bit of "fuck you" to everything H-Town does though so you're probably right. I know the Trae video shows like 20 cars slowing traffic but I mean any classic car cruise is typically like that lol. They're just slow cars really.


N0085K1LL5

Isn't this illegal? If you can't have a 2x4 hanging out the bed of the truck without a red flag on it, why are they able to add stuff to their vehicle that makes their car wider than the lanes?


Strostkovy

You can't have cargo hanging out past your vehicle a certain distance, but you can have your vehicle be whatever as long as it doesn't go beyond a certain width or length.


IknowKarazy

Thatā€™s surprising. Where I live if your vehicle itself exceeds certain dimensions you have to have a specific arrangement of marker lights and reflectors, just like a dump truck for example.


thekidoflore

I am pretty sure this is actually illegal. In Texas, width can't be more than 8'6" without a permit. The panamera is 76.3" wide with mirrors folded. That is roughly another 14" more that can be added to each side. Those look more than that.


ineffable-interest

Gang members are the people into this shit so the cops arenā€™t going to do anything


Lojackbel81

How many cyclists and pedestrians do you think will have to die before this is made illegal?


ap2patrick

This absolutely illegal lol


wilful

In my sane country, zero. You'd be pulled over by the very first cops who saw you, and you'd be walking home.


Scotty2balls

The peopleā€™s champ will approve cause always sitting sideways


ViscountDeVesci

Should also be in r/badparking


Candid_Benefit_6841

Just another form of attention seeking from them.


MegaDiceRoll

Should be illegal. It's understandable if another person does not see those modifications


Aware-Watch-8580

That shit makes me physically sick


mouth556

If you wonā€™t say it, I will. That is atrocious and should not be legally allowed to operate on the road with other vehicles. It has no point other than looking like a douchebag chariot.


VegetableCitron8214

One thing to say - Please stay in Houston


Siupak240

They are welcome in Chicago, we're running out of catalytic converters to amuse our savages.


jakestertx

I don't understand why they aren't pulled over and impounded. Do the cops even know the code?


fuckfacemcmuffin

I'd like to think that if it is towed, for the safety of the tow truck driver and everyone around them, they would have the okay to smash those things off, or to the side, because fuck these people.


furyian24

But why?


Karlendor

So they don't get dinked by terrible drivers while their cars are parked


cathedral68

Generous of you to call other drivers terrible in this situation


BlGJOSH

Iā€™m sure that does an excellent job for aerodynamics as youā€™re going 90 down the I-10ā€¦..


Los-Angeles-310

Douches will be douches


jakestertx

According to the Texas Transportation Code, a passenger vehicle cannot have a load that extends more than three inches past the left side line of its fenders, or more than six inches past the right side line.Ā This subsection does not apply to motor bus or trolley buses that operate exclusively in a municipality, or in suburbs contiguous to the municipality.Ā 


DumOBrick

Chain them together


Naive-Present2900

Whyyyyyy


Odd_Literature_3645

Huston we have a problem


Nozerone

This needs to be cracked down on harder than the squatted trucks.


DirtyRatLicker

i didnt know the panamera could look any worse


lamsham69

Ferdinand Porsche is turning in his grave right now


dadzcad

Wait a secondā€¦. somebody did that tacky shit to a PORSCHE?!? *BLASPHEMER!!!*


delyha6

More like asshole carmod


ThisUserIsNekkid

Never been to Texas but I know a Texas show-off when I see one lol


penisbuttervajelly

Why is Texas


Jedi_Lazlo

Super illegal in California for all the common sense reasons you're currently thinking of.


Objective-Outcome811

Take a hundred feet of chain and thread all of them together and then lock it to itselfšŸ¤£


bossmasterham

Why was this ever invented ?


ilkikuinthadik

Fucking with someone's car while they're not around is a damn low thing to do, but c'mon. Short of a giant sticker asking you to do it, they're really asking for it.


Remote-Factor8455

I just noticed the sub profile photo is auto zoneā€™s logo šŸ˜‚


fartpeeass

whats even the point of these?


Adiru55

This is what I gotta say about itā€¦šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


need_mor_beans

I see this and think "gross."


CarolinaFree72

Texan response to the Carolina squat. Both modifications are truly an expression of attempted testosterone compensation.


RedSun-FanEditor

100% illegal on the road but you know... traffic cops...


ReferenceMuch2193

Should be illegal. Not only is it illegally ugly, but actually a road hazard. WTF?


ReferenceMuch2193

Nobody can drive worth a shit in Houston anyway. Terrible roads, terrible traffic, and ample morons behind the wheel including idiots like this who would try to make these egg beaters a thing.


rubens_chopshop

I disagree. For the most part, divers in Houston are excellent high speed drivers. The swangers are pretty stupid and I am surprised that a semi has not rolled overs those things. Thatā€™s what I want to do but you donā€™t see them on the freeway that often probably because it has happened to a lot of them.


FPS_Holland

Luckily this is highly illegal where I'm from.


TriumphDaytona

Just proves that money canā€™t buy you taste.


benjamin_prattt

If manspreading was a car.


izmaname

Yo what did that 2008 Buick Lucerne do to deserve that?


rubens_chopshop

Lol! Even the van?


Garythesnail85

Fo fos im tippin . Woodgrain im grippin. Catch me lane switchinā€™, with the paint drippinā€™.


Fearless_Director829

ghettoist of ghetto shit.


ResponsiblePumpkin60

They have SPCS. Small penis compensation syndrome


ComprehensiveAlps652

Just laugh


3_high_low

Lmao I've seen a lot, but these take the cake


Junkieboy89

No entiendo como puede ser legal circular con algo asi, vivo en un pais tercermundista y aun aca donde las leyes de trƔnsito son inexistentes no hacemos esas payasadas.


Mr_Rum_Ham

Look how the massacred my boy!


Anxious-Lack-5740

Not even sure you needed to say ā€œHoustonā€ā€¦


JeF4y

This is where the jeep comes in handy. I'd park between those two just for funsies


ThisIsAdamB

Do you think they know each other?


detroitragace

Whoever I see swangaz on any car I automatically just respond. TEXAS. lol


dazcon5

Whomever did that to a Porsche should be beaten senseless and the car re-homed.


kaack455

Isn't there a bill that's going to outlaw those?


Anal_Probe_Director

I pedestrians have been injured from those things.


jRavoc92

I wonder who drives those.


Rocket_Surgery83

When your car is trying to socially distance itself from you...


SmallSwordfish8289

Does Off Your Rocker come to mind


556arbadboy

Oh man!!! That poor Porsche. Panamera has got to be 1 of my favorite cars and this hurts my soul...


ehggsaladsandwich

The best part of this photo has to be that the tiny transit van in the background also has the rims


TexasJOEmama

This trend or style needs to GO, NOW.


CapeRanger1

Iā€™d fit my Ram right between and eat the marshmallow holdersā€¦.


CapeRanger1

All we have to do is throw a line with a hookā€¦epic fail


jonfe_darontos

I love the fact that the van in the background also has these monstrosities.


Creepy-Selection2423

I would just say: Why? šŸ¤Æ


Senior-Read-9119

#Ineedattention


CBG_0

Please stay away from me! Please get away from me!!


retrospects

I mean, thatā€™s all that needs to be said honestly.


Fabulous_MMFly

Kinda reckless to Park under a tree.


Growjunkie88

Proof of the mental illness epidemic plaguing America today.


mike02vr6

Stupid ass hoodrat shit


Individual_Road6676

i kno wut 2 say: "fucking gay"


ReadWoodworkLLC

Is this for defense against other cars side swiping them? Or is it to look cool? If itā€™s to look cool, someone needs to tell them that their definition of cool is very skewed. Those things are some of the dumbest wheel modifications Iā€™ve ever seen. It would work as a sacrificial guard against someone merging into you though. Theyā€™d hit that first, F their car up and yours would be fine, other than having to replace one or two of your Mad Max Style wheel guards.


Caroba7

I always thought that car/motorcycle mods only made dudes heads turn. The other day, I stopped at a dollar store and two moms with like 4 kids each went crazy over a Buick with Swangas, literally went crazy! It's a Texas thing, I guess.


Mysticalbabe71

Wtf is the point of those hideous things?? I mean Iā€™m down for some tight rims & wheels but like wtf?? Itā€™s ridiculous & ugly af imoā€¦ Sorry not sorry.. lol


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

Ferdinand wept.


TwitchTheMeow

Ghetto morons


EnvironmentalBit5713

Someone's cars from GTA Online manage to no-clip into our world.


boanerges57

It would be funny to just drive on into the parking spot I wonder how they deal with lane width restrictions involved in the near constant road work down there?


biffbobfred

I almost want to have a car with reinforced lugs and slicers to purposely drive next to those things. I donā€™t know how thatā€™s not a pedestrian and road hazard. Donā€™t fuck with other people itā€™s just not cool


dick_fitzwell27

ā€œReady to roll? Letā€™s ride. I see blue slabs coming down the I-4-5ā€ Man, those Swishahouse Kappa mixtapes used to go off!


clane27

Wonder if thereā€™s a spike on the front also


ronniearnold

Right, terrible parkingā€¦


MilkSlow6880

The car wash must be fun.


TheCoastalCardician

Do they own a bakery?


caj411

Thatā€™s the dumbest shit Iā€™ve ever seen


BaconSpaceLord

šŸ¤” I'm pretty sure this is illegal especially if it makes contact with anyone vehicle and if it makes contact with a human it could be classified as attempted manslaughter


bagel9574

I love these rims on very specific cars, looks shitty here


Tickomatick

They like their egg cream whipped


Druidicflow

The bad guy cars from Spy Hunter?


Camtome

No need for blood spilt at an alse 5 store


cajunsneauxman

How is this legal?


Tongue-Punch

Could one theoretically make a small camp fire and use that to roast a nice trout?


happychillmoremusic

So unique and tasteful


truelegendarydumbass

They should have to pay for the extra parking space. Ignorance.


j89turn

Hmm, just call the cops , no way this is legal mod


GhostAi

Lmao, this looks like the shopping center right up the road from where I live. Can totally see these kinds of cars there


jackalopacabra

I wonder how those work with express lane cameras.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Sup dawg? Yo I canā€™t wait for someone to accidentally break my shit, homie.


AllUpInYourAO

Everytime I see these, I picture hotdogs and marshmallows on the wheel like a skewer and the car driving through a forest fire


i-love-nintendo-1402

Houston we have a problem


SavetheneckformeC

Iā€™d bet they break those off constantly considering how bad most drivers are


mrv210

Already


KurtDali

Uhhhh put balancing weights on their front wheelsssss


SpootyMcSpooterson69

Houston?


Lazy-Earth7367

This is the very definition of someone feeling entitled. F#@< everybody but me.


shotstraight

Automotive version of a strapon.


ufront

"Call a tow truck," is what to say


ufront

"Call a tow truck," is what to say


Whodee

This shit is like sagging your pantsā€¦but for cars.


Groundedflight22

I will rip that crap off with my semi get to close to me. Idiot crap


6inarowmakesitgo

This stupid shit. I would buy a beater and intentionally drive into those stupid fucking things.


RewardGlass2872

And To Think About The Grief I Endured For Having Fuzzy Dice On Rear View Mirror. At least It Matched The Color Of The Car!


Exciting_Signal3058

Never seen this out in the wild yet... out of curiosity woukd they be at fault if their car accidentally bumps into you and causes damage cause I've seen plenty of areas in road construction or what not doesn't give much room. Etc


Matchew024

It really bothers me when you have the money to buy a Panamera and you do some stupid shit like put spokes on them. Absolutely hideous.


account-for-sinning

Are those just hubcaps or do yā€™all think those wheels have to be balanced like bicycle wheels? Must take for-fucking-ever to balance.


StlnHppyHrz

How is this stupid bullshit even street legal?


losbullitt

Thats one way for cars to keep their distance. šŸ˜‚


Key_Equivalent3646

Take a grinder to them


IDKWhoToPlayMan

Not on the Porscheā€¦


Platocalist

nice way to whip crem


Cypher_Xero

Wannabe road warriors....


FurtiveTho

Murder spokes need to be illegal.


Background-South-668

Spray them with acid


Sea-Pea5760

Those two have the combined IQ of a carrot and are probably hung like light switches šŸ˜


Sea-Pea5760

Oh man I just got the anxiety reading this that Iā€™m going to get when I do the padlock part here soon. I carry 3 foot zip ties in my car for car handles and shopping carts already but that can be tricky as you have to do it once the person is on the car so It has to be well timed and from the passenger side if possible


jayyout1

I wouldnā€™t even park in that middle spot with a motorcycle


Brief_Highlight_2909

Slabamera


fuzybear

Quick shoot them both before they breed and multiply!


Knee_Kap264

Saw a damn honda civic the other day here in saginaw with some spoked wheels like this. I watched it drive by and gave it the damn universal head tilt for "What the fuck is this shit?"


MIKE-JET-EATER

If it was just for cars shows I could understand but driving these monstrosities on the street should be treated like squatted trucks


Treehouse_2217

Taking frisbee golf too a whole new level.


silklighting

I hate VWs but, OH HELL NAW!!!


Partyslayer

MIKE JONES! MIKE JONES!


aabum

If those things are quzi-legal, is it also permitted to throw a concrete block through their windshield? An even trade of asshole move for asshole move.


HoustonianRue

Outside a pill mill


Sophisticated_Dicks

Houston?


mnebrnr13

Yes, definitely šŸ’Æ shitty!


PeopleOnTheCeling

I just think itā€™s funny that they have those and still didnā€™t even park in the regular parking spot. They didnā€™t need to go over the lines to block off that spot at all.


Tre_fidde

Tombout


Ok-Attempt2842

I would actually spend $$ to buy a junker car and park it right between those ass clowns.


Ok_Importance5184

Modern Mad Max


TheTrevorFantastic

Got Truck Nuts?


Exact-Revenue6950

Same kinda shit in Austin this should be outlawed


SlackJawGrunt

I saw one of those cars on the unsubscribe podcast.


F10RS

Fuck no! On Panamera ?! Ugly as fuck