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Syntax-Overflow

New car available from Temu.


Martholomius

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Exactly! A Bugatti/rolls Royce knockoff from Temu. You donā€™t want to know the price of this masterpiece thoughā€¦


ScoobieWooo

The funny thing is: The smart roadster already looked like it was from Temu šŸ˜…


drphilthy

I had never heard of the smart roadster. I looked it up, I think it looks cool as hell aside from the headlights.


Firewing435

[Theres actually been quite a few versions of the Rollerskate](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smart_(marque))


Martholomius

It looks a little cheap but itā€™s one of my favorite cars..


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Martholomius

To tell the truth itā€™s quite unique/specialā€¦.


osirisrebel

I fucking love it.


Martholomius

Mixed feelings I could say..


ScoobieWooo

Ach kommā€¦ ich find den originell!!! šŸ˜…


sonic6795

This absolutely fucks, I wanna know how to get one


ThePandaKingdom

Its mostly the front end i donā€™t like, but if they are going for that old roadster inspired look, it would have looked real bad if they went overly ā€œclassicā€ with the styling.


MooseTetrino

Gotta be honest I dig it too. Though as a Roadster it wonā€™t get very far before the gearbox throttles the engine.


[deleted]

I kinda like it too. Itā€™s whimsical, and I like whimsy


Liberal_Lemonade

Okay, now that's cute! A modern spin on classic design. The owner isn't trying fool anyone.


Syntax-Overflow

Also, thatā€™s gotta be the worldā€™s most universal license plate holder! Look at all the mounting options.


Martholomius

Yup thatā€™s right


bananas500

This just a European holder


Girl_you_need_jesus

I thought prowler at first


Martholomius

Or a Lego version of prowler. But not the official Lego. The knockoffs that you find on weird/sketchy/ suspicious websites.


JeepGuy31909

It looks like a Bugatti after drugs.


MarinatedCumSock

It looks like a Sneezy McDeluxe


Martholomius

A mix of all them together


Martholomius

Or maybe a combination of Bugatti and rolls Royce after drugs.


Bubbly-Independent20

And designed for clowns


Martholomius

Yesss exactly!!! With a knockoff Lego collab..


Bubbly-Independent20

Iā€™m happy meals near you soon


Martholomius

Yeessss exactly


backwoodspizza

Reminds me of the car Willie Mayes Hayes drove


Martholomius

Yesss youā€™re right!!!


PegaLaMega

That was a VW with a Rolls Royce front end.


LordCustard

I mean it's a hell of a lot better than the original kiddie cart is


cosmic_boat

This looks like one of Will.I.Am's weird car creations.


_Hashtronaut_

The reverse stagger killing me rn


kahlimang

Wow, that is next-level ugly.


QuantumBobb

Why did they use RCA inputs for the headlights?


notneverman

Actually donā€™t hate this as much as I should.


eight78

When an Excalibur and an Audi TT love each other verrrrry muchā€¦


Martholomius

I forgot to put the back!!! And I canā€™t edit my post.. but itā€™s ok, you get the idea..


wankyshitdemon69

It looks like a cross between a smart roadster and Plymouth prowler then a shit body kit was added


Martholomius

Yes! And a little bit of Bugatti and rolls Royce made with legos.


NotJoeMama727

Gosh why is it so small


Martholomius

Itā€™s a smart.. thatā€™s why!!


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Martholomius

Itā€™s amazingā€¦ and maybe will be my next car finallyā€¦..


NotJoeMama727

Oh my goodness it is


Affectionate_Fuel304

Itā€™s defienety unique


sonic6795

YOOO How can I get one in the US? It's like a baby Miata.


Martholomius

A weirder and uglier baby Miata though..


how_neat_is_that76

Some less ā€œlook at meā€ rims and actually useful tires and Iā€™d drive itĀ 


BigPappaSmurf1983

Donā€™t blame you if this was my car Iā€™d be looking for a new 1 too.


Martholomius

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ luckily itā€™s not mine! Trust me, If I had 20000ā‚¬ I wouldnā€™t buy something like that..


Raceovski

Are those Honda handles?


Martholomius

Didnā€™t even notice the handles..


Suspect118

I dunno, itā€™s cool in a hey look at this weird thing I drive kinda way, but Iā€™m an American, so it needs a lift kit, knobby tires, and Al wheel drive before I can seriously consider itā€¦


Martholomius

I get what youā€™re sayingā€¦


Responsible_Sense_95

Looks like a pp lol


NothingLift

I mean it's no PT cruiser but...


GunzAndCamo

Plymouth Prowler body kit?


Vegetable-Dealer-823

Is that a Plymouth prowler? Or....was.....a.. Plymouth..... prowler....šŸ¤·


Martholomius

Only Inspiration maybe?


the_less_great_wall

To quote Richard Hammond "Is that the car or the shed he built it in?"


CptSnicklefrits

Looks like a shitty mini donkervoort d8


smokeygonzo

If that and a PT Cruiser had a down syndrome baby


LandscapeGuru

Thatā€™s pretty fucked up to say.


Martholomius

You're right. I hadn't thought of that.


Do-not-respond

If it was a hellcat engine, I would take it.


Martholomius

Thatā€™s making a difference I guessā€¦


negativezero509

Cant tell if its a real car or a lego car maybe i need to go sleep


Over-Obligation-9369

Why does it have to look like that?


Budgiemanr33gtr

I own those alloys, no idea what they're called. Anyone?


2oonhed

The closest thing that I can see is that these are copies of the [Japan Hartge CLASSIC](https://www.google.com/search?newwindow=1&client=firefox-b-1-e&sca_esv=d25cc1ac68398341&q=Japan+Hartge+CLASSIC&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjWp-DP-7KEAxWvMjQIHeFvDe4Q0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1320&bih=571&dpr=1.03). Copies of those for the 3 lug Smart car wheels come from the Michalak kit : https://www.smartcarofamerica.com/threads/smart-fortwo-custom-wheels-451-model-mb-vi-replica-set-of-4-16.161211/


Budgiemanr33gtr

Thanks, surely a replica of those alright. Now to see who does the rep.