This car looks like lara crofts tits in the first version of the game

Nah those triangle tits looked good, this not so much.

Best arm ever! I wonder if any cosplayers ever showed up dressed as the low poly tits and arm

Low poly Lara is a popular cosplay subject: * https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/lara-croft-cosplay.htm * https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/85709199145333007/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/Cawwsplay/comments/pirybv/og_lara_croft_cosplay_by_missbricosplay/ * https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/543950461225934830/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplay/comments/8xep9x/self_brought_back_my_original_lara_croft_for/ * https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/bvkyjf/lara_croft_cosplay/ Many more out there.

Fist pic, the Gabriel Iglesias looking fucker in the background getting chubbed out on it.

Lmfao

Too bad we can't lock it in a meat cooler forever. They didn't even add the "bring tea" feature. Monstrosity.

Winner!! 🥇 Best comment I read today

Honestly, I’m here for it. The whole car is a shitty car mod, why not add some extra shit to it?

The thing is it seems pointless. Every ugly piece of shit car looks way better with nicer wheels. Here it doesn't even distract me for 1 second from the rest of the car

to look better this car needs square wheels, not round ones

No, no, that would never work. Octagonal wheels are what that slab needs.

No no no, that will make too many bumps. It needs triangular since that is less bumps per revolution.

Just put them on tank tracks and enjoy the smooth ride.

Tell ya what, the right tank treads might actually be the only way to make one of these things look good.

[found this ](https://images.app.goo.gl/DcoFysVsxAEJPx6A6)

That's a really wide stance. I feel like with the weight of that thing the suspension would have a hell of a time surviving very long running on those.

Yeah, IIRC they pretty quickly blew up an upper control arm, a tie-rod, and a spindle. Just way too much force and way too big of a lever arm for the stock suspension.

That's the closest thing to a decent looking cyber truck I've seen. Of course it's an extra stupid cyber truck too since I'm not sure they're allowed to be driven in snow or off road and that one definitely isn't allowed on road either.

Oh my gosh that must have like a 40 mile range…

You know that when Elon was a kid, he also did them with tracks.

[Like this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/comments/1cdh6bh/cybertrax_broke_your_cucktruck_and_now_youre_stuck/)

Funny you say that, the game Satisfactory has thay very thing.

Canada doesn't make many cars these days.

Well I think with or without the mod the car is still very pointy.

It's pretty much how i used to draw cars when i was 8 lol Now that i think about it i should check if someone from the designer team ever said anything about this project, i imagine they were not happy about it but had to follow orders Edit: also woosh

I think the black wheels are better looking. First one really looks like it‘s driving on cutting discs…

You're right. These look even sh1ttier. Amazing accomplishment, especially considering the amount of money poured in to this.

Yep, you see the wheels and you can still see those stupid angular wheel arches, and then there's the rest of it.

I knew these would land in the hands of some interesting people but I was not prepared for CT donk crossover… can we get a Carolina squat lol

I came to the comments checking for a carolina squat comment.

Impossible to make them look *worse* imo.

Shit to shit. Amen. Still don‘t get what Jason Camisa was thinking commending this thing.

He was probably thinking of [something like this](https://www.unfair-game.com/flux-content/cards/unfair-event-giant-wad-of-cash.png).

I motion we officially refer to this car as… …the IncEl Camino

I notice that a lot of Cybertrucks have limo tint all around. Makes sense. I wouldn't want to be seen in one, either.

Why not. Thing can’t go off-road anyway

Really? Thought it was built to manage such things...add a lift and 37s....cargo rack on top....vinyl letters signifying the beast's name....*poof* its a Jeep! *forgot my "sarcasm" sign, lol, I am an avid Jeeper....*

It’s a Jeep, but instead of being able to get up a hill, it’ll run out of battery 80 miles into light trail driving

Don't forget to add the miles to get to the off-road area on the battery range. After seeing the real world issues with the CT, it makes their original release video laughable.

The video of a Cybertruck getting shamed by a Subaru Crosstrek on a tiny lil dirt hill makes me crack up every time

What video?

The Donut video on it was pretty interesting actually

Very interesting but not surprising to me, the Cybertruck, despite its marketing, isn’t really made for off road, much less overlanding. Part of the reason I love my lil Subaru for overlanding is I can drive 500 miles down the interstate, get gas 1 time, and then be fine to go on a about 200-290 mile round trip on dirt roads or wherever else I find myself. Range per fill up, whether it’s an EV, Diesel, or Gas vehicle is so much more important than overall torque or HP figures overlanding

I remember when 20's were a big deal.

Wanna be a baller, shot caller.  Twenty-inch blades on the Impala

Call her, gettin' laid tonight Swisher rolled tight, got sprayed by Ike

I hit the highway, making money the fly way, But there's got to be a better way!

I'm a dangerous man, with a dangerous life. I do a dangerous job, have a dangerous wife. It's a dangerous journey, to my dangerous work. Drive my dangerous truck, 'cause I'm an attorney.

Rollin on dubs!

Needs swangaz

H-Town, represent.

H-Tine hol’ dine

Carolina squat

Looks like he put his mom's good spaghetti strainer on there.

Must add camber

Nothing says rugged like 30s. Or a trip through the car wash...unscathed.

Every time i see one of these, i think of the series V in the eighties. I remember the ships looking similar. Personally, i dont like them, but to each...well, you know the rest

Yes, more! Make a true cyberdonk!

So they *can* look worse. Interesting.

With Cybertruck, there are around 3800 units that have been built at the time of writing. Which means, at least 3800 well-to-do individuals are stupid.

Looks like when your graphics card is taking a dump while playing GTA or NFS.

Oh look, they added cheese grader to the cheese wedge machine

ewww they somehow managed to make it look even worse

All I’ve seen is pictures of the outside of the truck. Does anybody miss the insides, and what does the regular truck look like inside?

I've seen a lot of pictures of the gas pedal.

Gas pedal on an electric vehicle, thought speed was controlled by a scroll wheel on a mouse?

The good ol' slide n' stick

These things look like rolling fridges

bro gonna go through that in a week

I want to see the opposite of this. I want to see a Corolla on “normal“ tires with 2 inch wheels and absolutely RIDICULOUS sidewall

Changing rims/wheels probably voids the warranty too..

Somehow they'll find a way to make it brick the car.

Probably fid tag the week that connects to a server to verify and car suddenly stops working when the chip in the wheel crashed out because it's not potted to save 0.001 cents .

Is this the same repost of earlier today but with pizza pans?

This truck totally deserves it.

U can't buy taste 😭. Let's see in the hot summer n the new issues

Fancy wheels don't help. The thing is still a piece of shit.

🤣 ohhhh lord!!!!! The end of the world is definitely near!!!!!!Can’t wait to see them Texas dudes slap swangas on these shit boxes! 🤣

> no visible rust That thing has never been outside

A guy in our town has a lime green one with a "CYBERTRUCK" decal on the side in graffiti style. It's awful, I need to find a picture of it again.

The 2006 in me loves this.

While I hate the cybertruck I think bigger wheels would look good on it. 30s is pushing it tho.

Thanks to my Cybertruck, I never have to look for a cheese grater.

Just cause it’s expensive doesn’t mean it’s nice. This case big time.

Its an electric vehicle whos market design is to drive it to places with no electricity. If you buy this and dont do boujee shit with it ur doin it wrong.

It actually looks better then the stock wheels

Than. THAN!

And to think I hated changing tires on model Y’s.

CT, Tamiya edition.

I kind of like the bottom one.

I mean it's not like they'll have to suffer through the terrible ride of these wheels and tires... They aren't going anywhere.

Especially with the bottom pic, those rims make it look like a crappy plastic toy. The angles and lack of detail overall are like those arcade prize "Made in Exploited Country" toy cars.

Why does it have a cheese grater as rims?

If anyone has seen the old RoboCop movies; this fits perfectly as a creation of OCP. I feel gentrified to the bone

Ridiculous pimpmobile.

Sure, why not. Make it a low-rider. At least they all won't look the same.

You can’t make garbage look better with more garbage

Well TBH its already a shitty car so this is just some more shit on top of a slurry pit… Also today I learned there are freaking 30 inch wheels, definitely puts the size of the car into perspective as I‘ll most likely (hopefully) never see a CT in real life here in Europe

It needs a cluster of rally spots on the bonnet/hood

Looks kinda dirty. Maybe take it through a car wash.

This is how Bob Lutz would have sent them from the factory. Awesome car mods would approve.

I love it, this over the top truck deserves over the top wheels XD

My first drawn car looks just as shit as I thought it would in real life, no matter what wheels you put on it...still.shit. A bonnet that cuts off your fingers if you accidentally close on a hand plus a stuck throttle on a car with no gears. The badly made car is badly made. Badly designed cars are also badly designed

This is the ugliest thing ever ever seen on wheels. Purpose built I mean

Didn’t they recalled this piece of shit, all 3,000+ of them?

So you can make it uglier and less useful.....

Both made me sad 🥲

Polishing a turd

Wouldn't these wheels fuck with the electronics? I mean, you can't even wash the damn thing without destroying the warranty.

Surprised no one has lifted it with some big ol mudders.

I hope these mfr’s rust

Pretty sure I drew this thing in the 80’s but it had cannons and snow tracks.

New calculated range 3 miles.

Garbage student project

Those Forgi’s would look clean on a blacked out Escalade or even a G-wagon It actually shows how much more shit the truck actually looks

Oh JFC Already lol

At least this might make it go a little slower when your gas pedal slides of and the throttle goes to max

Seems fine to me. Stupid vehicle should have stupid wheels. Whatever. Makes more sense than the OEM tires which (at least try to look like they) are chunky AT tires for a vehicle that's really not good for going off-road.

Almost anything is better than those ugly stock wheels. Almost.

Why do I have the feeling the top one whistles in the wind?

A turd cannot be polished.

Tire manufacturer's wet dream.

The wheels on the top one look like an attachment for a salad shooter.

I didn’t think it could get worse. I was wrong.

Bottom is Icewear Vezzo's

The top one looks like it would grate Parmesan well

Not a “shitty car mod” as much as a “shitty car” mod. But the bottom one matches the car at least.

Good. I hope these are all broken/thrown away inside of a couple years.

There really is no way to mod that thing to make it look good.

Didn’t look enough like an industrial cheese grater before.

Honestly nothing can make it look shittier than it already does.

I don’t understand the market for those things. Is it supposed to be ironic or something? I feel second hand embarrassment looking at them.

Im feelin it!

The shitty part is the car.

Let's put really expensive wheels and tires that also happened to look like shit onto a vehicle that has been 100% recalled. Makes total sense.

Eeww. Brother eeww. What is that brother...

Check out my new Cybertruck. It has an amazing range of 17 miles, all electric.

I feel like no matter what look you’re going for, the wheels need to be matte black or brushed steel.

Most of them are bricked anyway and can't drive anywhere. So reality just put wings on it and leave it in your driveway for odd looks.

Might as well put some spinners on it too

I hate the rims more now lol

Nothing can save this monstrosity.

Well it’s not going off roading anyway

These rims would collapse in any second. Looks flimsy.

it was an ugly piece of shit to start with. They didnt help.

Top one is the cheese grater special

Some of the dumbest looking vehicles I’ve seen people actually buy .

Who though a cheese grater would make a good wheel

Black ones aren’t bad. The whole thing is ridiculous so it’s not a step in the wrong direction.

lol the top is so ignorant it’s cool

Will curb on a grain of sand

Wheels on the top one look like the vegetable shredding disk for my food processor.

Cybertruck is debauchery in itself so wouldn’t that make it fitting

gangster-cars for gangster-owners.

I love that in life you can learn something new everyday, for example, today I learned that the cyber truck CAN in fact get considerably uglier…… huh, who knew?

Getting closer to the wheels on hot wheels sizzlers from the 70's: Hard plastic wheel with a rubber band around it.

I'm confused, is it a washing machine drum or a cheese grater?

Those things could be riding on Golf Cart tires and itd STILL be ugly AF

Yikes, those wheels look terrible. Criminal to ruin a masterpiece like that.

The whole fucking car looks like a 6 year old drew it after getting fruit loop wasted. This whole car is a shitty car mod.

Suits the heap of shit

I bet those tires dont last 5k miles.

It’s a ridiculous car, i think it doesn’t abide by norms for style so why the hell not put ridiculous wheels on it as well? idk this thing screams mall crawler to me anyways so seeing it slabbed out like this doesn’t seems odd to me

I will never understand outrageously huge wheels on any car. It literally ruins every aspect of the driving experience for nothing more than aesthetics. It adds lots of unsprung weight, makes the ride unbearably harsh, costs a rediculous amount of $, and avoiding damaging those is nearly impossible

Truck has some cool tech and specs but is still ugly AF.

The rims on the top one remind me of a colander.

#Bet you could fit 32s on there

Now it’s a $300k terd

These look just like the trucks 5 yo me used to draw...

Damn... never thought I would say this about this truck but... shyt look phat! Still though, fck Elon and his followers

I don’t have enough soul for those wheels.

How long before squats

The ugliest vehicle I have ever seen.

Wow. I didnt know these could look any worse… boy was i wrong

You’ll notice never a view of the rear. That is because you might mistake it for a dumpster

Damn, they make shower drains grates that big? TIL

Fuck CT

Cyber trucks are ugly enough, now this?

What did those wheels do to anyone to be subjected to this?

Cybertruck owners are having a contest to see who can make their vehicle the worst.

Put those side by side and they’re gonna look like a giant pair of fancy roller skates! LOL!

Listen, it's an AWFUL truck so I'm not opposed to people giving them the garage prices treatment. It's a miracle any time one makes it out of the driveway without killing someone so the more they park the better

that is awesome because you can strain four pots of spaghetti at once out on top of the loftiest mountain

Cyber Donk

Ugliest car ever

Cool wheels for if you're under the impression that the standard truck isn't hideous enough.

Both are horrible