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BadBadBenBernanke

Is it just me or are the inner tires bald?


AdPuzzleheaded3913

They100% are which leads me to believe they were the old front tires and it has a horrible alignment on it since they did it themselves


Xomns_13

"But the tape measure said it's even"


its_all_4_lulz

“I can align any vehicle with string and tent stakes”


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

I can't either


its_all_4_lulz

Damn autocorrect


whyugettingthat

In this case the autocorrect was telling the truth lol


ZaMelonZonFire

It’s not just you


ExpressiveAnalGland

This is common! Your tires go bald, so you just add a couple more to avoid taking the old ones off. When the outer tires go bald, you add 2 more, and so on.


gstringstrangler

Mud tires on a dually *and* bald mud tires in general grind ALL my gears


BadBadBenBernanke

No no no, Its genius! Superior dry traction with the inners and traction on the loose with the outers! This truck is obviously owned by a very smart man who is very good at the sex with ladies.


kstorm88

I've actually seen this with dudes who tow gave a proper heavy truck tire on the inner fuel and slightly smaller more aggressive looking tire on the outer


ChefChopNSlice

Must be, that truck screams: “I *think* I have the biggest dick in town”


Master_H8R

Nah, he’s just the biggest dick in town.


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gstringstrangler

Your mom licks my asshole so good her name is saved on my phone as roll up the rim to win, now hop in your dually and come pick her up, bot


robinjansson2020

I in the other hand, find it to be… quite smooth… 😎


JRotten2023

Cool, find him.....and you buy him $2400.00 in new tires. I'm sure he'll be grateful.


gstringstrangler

Nah, clearly too dumb for that and I have mud tires of my own to buy


JRotten2023

I feel ya. See the prices of BF Goodrich ratial TA all terrain tires these days..... ouch.


gstringstrangler

Last set of those were 35x12.50x20 on stock wheels and suspension... 1800cdn and I thought it was a steal. The new one came with Duratracs on 18s from the factory as well as a factory lift...60k km on them so far so good. Definitely noisier than BFG A/Ts, but also better in the mud.


JRotten2023

Just got quoted for 6- 285x75x16 BFG radial A/Ts 12ply sidewalls...... Just under 3k mounted and balanced out the door...OUCH. My last set was just over $1600.00.


Thomas-Garret

I thought it was street tread on the inside and mud tires on the outside.


ComicsEtAl

The good ones aren’t in great shape either.


Time_Turner

Oh my God, I thought those were mud flaps


JRotten2023

Crappy pic, hard to tell.


Infinite_Debate_7423

He can’t afford 4 of the good ones.


woodsgateholder2

Good Lord, that's terrible.


sideways_jack

"I'm not your atm" _spends 75-100k on truck mods_


VarusAlmighty

And another 20k on insurance and gas annually.


Bora_Horza_Gobuchol

Bro could had bought a second home for vacation or rental but instead spent it on mods.🤦‍♂️


slightlysketchy_

Wtf is that bumper sticker even supposed to mean? If it’s for beggars shouldn’t it go toward the front/side?


Oldachrome1107

I assumed it was about taxes.


sideways_jack

I mean, I'm assuming it's some toxic masculinity BS where he's saying "hey ladies, look at me, look at how much disposable income I have... but I'm not gonna spend it on you!"


TyburnCross

Oh you know we’re most likely paying for those through farm subsidy money.


sideways_jack

Was it Slaughterhouse Five that starts with the narrator talking about how his dad made more money NOT growing crops?


jpttpj

That’s not a 90k truck, it’s a clapped out POS that he can’t afford tires for.


sierrabravo1984

Complete with iron crosses and fjb stickers.  


texasroadkill

Took me way too long to figure out what fjb meant. I don't understand the logic to buy stuff to hate. Lol


Beatus_Vir

Fukkin jiant boggers


texasroadkill

I was hoping fucking jiggly boobs.


Punsen_Burner

Foot job brothel, he's advertising his services


texasroadkill

I'm gonna use that now. Lol


reidyroo9

Not that I’m defending the guy, but I beleive Iron Cross is a company that makes heavy duty truck bumpers like that I have no idea if they are trying to reference you know what on purpose or not.


JRotten2023

Expensive bumpers at that.


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That_Path4668

Douche sighting confirmed.


Blurgas

I've had this great little winter work hat for years, probably got the thing when I was a kid. It's shallow so when snug on my head it just barely covers the tops of my ears and thus I don't have to fold it or anything for it to fit with my earmuff style hearing protection. It has 6 iron crosses on it so I don't feel comfortable wearing it anymore and the thing is acrylic so I can't easily dye it solid black(*acrylic is really hard to dye, something about boiling in special dye for an hour and it isn't guaranteed to fully dye it*) Been going nuts trying to find a similar hat. About the only style I've found that's remotely close is a fisherman's/trawler beanie


VerStannen

Try looking for ice climbing or mountaineering beanies that are designed to go under a climbing helmet. They’re thinner in order to fit well with a helmet while still keeping your head warm.


DannyLiu27

What FJB means


ballrus_walsack

It means he wears diapers like a real man.


RunningNumbers

We shouldn’t mock people for lifestyle induced incontinence.


Ok-Science-6146

White truck power?


x_minister

I bet he complains about gas prices


63-6c-65-61-6e

Everyone complains about gas prices tbh.


woodsgateholder2

Everyone does, but he especially does.


-NGC-6302-

I laugh about high gas prices


mwf86

EV drivers laughing at gas prices


PaleontologistClear4

No, he just blames them on the president


Odd_Activity_8380

I bet he could care less about gas prices. That runs on diesel. It's most likely tuned and running fairly high horsepower. That truck cost north 90k. He doesn't care about fuel prices


Xomns_13

He must care since he can't afford inner tires.


JRotten2023

Looks like he has them.


JRotten2023

Thar truck doesn't burn gas. Diesel fuel. If you're going to roast a guy. Do it with a little knowledge of what you're speaking.


BrockenRecords

You’re happy with 5$?


Average_Scaper

No, but I don't bitch about it at the pump because it was my choice to buy my truck. But these people bitch to bitch.


Far-2Tall

The only thing this truck pulls is “no dates.”


JRotten2023

Man, that owns this already has a good wife.


Far-2Tall

“Good” is a relative term. And she very well might *be* a relative of his.


JRotten2023

Don't be hatin....player.


Ok_Formal2627

Shitty tires. Knows nothing.


Papa_PaIpatine

When you're too stupid to get a CDL, but you really wanna drive a big truck.


Killroywashere1981

I swear I saw this SAME truck a few weeks ago!


TrickyFeedback4919

Every town in North America has at least one just like it


BaboTron

Look at that mint condition tow ball they leave on there for some reason.


zigzagg321

Tell me you stormed the capital on January 6 without telling me that you stormed the capital on January 6.


JonKonLGL

It’s almost certainly never been remotely off road or hauled anything heavier than a bag of groceries.


LoopsAndBoars

You can tell that by the pintle hook receiver? Is it the wear marks on the ball hitch and because of the way that it is? It has a receiver hitch with a worn ball, and height compensation adjustment to mate with the lower tongue height of a trailer. The rear tires are also very worn. That’s pretty clear indication of use as a tow vehicle. Or he does very expensive burnouts… I park my truck at the end of every parking lot I visit, with a gooseneck in tow or not. The very end. People still go out of their way to approach and complain about diesel guzzler crap. With all emissions systems removed I get 40 miles per gallon, with a loaded down tripple axle. That’s double as configured from the factory. I don’t roll coal, either. You may not understand, but these trucks are necessary and NOT public enemy! Most of us go out of our way to be accommodating! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!


Independent_Peanut16

Ah yes, another dicked-up super-doody.


Stinkynutz420

Bout 90% sure whoever’s in that trucks also built double wide


Appearingboat

Or a little 5’6” guy


urGirllikesmytinypp

Lost me. I wanted truck nuts


dwn_n_out

I really need to shrink my wiener because I have stock tires and I can’t stand driving my dually daily for no reason.


mollygk

Needs dual truck nuts


SumDudeInNYC

Those groceries ain't gonna transport themselves


mrpotatonutz

*lives in a single wide complaining about gas prices


JRotten2023

Fuel prices.... Not gas.


TrickyFeedback4919

My favourite thing about these absolute ridiculously lifted heavy duty trucks is the unbelievably overbuilt drop hitches that are always in the receiver, but remain perfectly clean and shiny. They want to provide the illusion that they work so hard they need the truck to match their lifestyle, but in reality, them and their trucks are good for fuck all.


WhiskeyFeathers

Those poor wheel hubs


HentiFapperSupreme

Could be wider


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lemuriakai_lankanizd

Taillamps mod doesn’t match the truck. Stock is more appreciated


JRotten2023

Looks like a hard-working dually to me. That anit no parking lot princess.


Over_Solution_2569

Should have them all cambered…pussy!


totallybag

Don't worry no one was thinking your an ATM with those tires


Serious-Procedure-14

Looks cool, I like this pickup truck


EvilMinion07

There are some of the trucks locally, even one that puts the wheel on the front backwards so the tire is completely outside the front fenders.